if grindr conversations happened in real life 

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The conversations on that app is like “ what’s ur preference “, “ u top or bottom” , “ send your hole”, “ do u have room “ and that’s it. That’s literally it .

I just love how these types of creeps are all over the world no matter where you open grindr.

I was expecting the last scene to be a ghosting scene lol

dont forget the ones that spill all their life problems after 3 messages and definitely just need to see a therapist

The fact that both guys always looks identical just adds a layer more of reality for me

When he said they both had 2 sisters and 1 brother I was fully expecting him to be like "Aww, I have a dog to-. . . wait BROTHER IS THAT YOU??"

don’t lie, you don’t block them 😂

Sometimes I just scream at the phone: "why aren't you normal!?"

The fact that you changed outfits, appeared naked, changed scenery, all for this skit. I appreciate that you took the time for the production of it all. 😊 On a different note, I guess I will be definitely staying away from Grindr. 😌

The worst thing about Grindr is that there is rarely much conversation with the guy when he comes around, and often won’t kiss…..extremely cold and unsatisfying ….

There are worse things than being alone. And this is one of them.

Playing these characters a little too well😉

You missed the “Sugar Daddy looking” one, but overall pretty accurate from what I’ve seen XD

I honestly thought i was the only one who enjoyed an actual conversation on grdr lol, thank you :)

The old man one is so true!! They don’t leave you alone and then they make alt accounts when you block them so you have to report! Saying things like “you’re cute, don’t be shy” Creepy people

3:50 haha I thought he was going to disappear

@0:30 It was so funny how you put the emphasis on “fuck me” sounded freaky and aggressive. I know that’s the point but still funny. Lmaoo. 🤣

Well, I mean it's Grindr. What did you expect, romance?

I was really rooting for him at the end there

The faceless guy was way too real, and I lost it. Every anonymous dude on Grindr should watch this and see how they actually come across.

Sad thing is that we can say "thanks but I'm not interested" but instead we keep silent or we block, which doesn't help anyone.

0:46 "Hey there son..." You look like christian bale in American Psycho.... terrifying and totally relatable to what hits me up from time to time. LOL

I was expecting the last guy to be secretly married. Every time I hit it off so well with someone, they are either married or already dating someone.

Wow! Such a multifaceted actor and so handsome 😍

Them: “Hey” “Hi” “Hello???” “It looks small anyways, blocked” *3 minutes later* “what’s up”

MY GAY HUSBAND SENT ME THIS. This bloke is a nutter, and I mean that in the nicest Welsh way :)

So this is a problem all over the world🤣🤣🤣🤣 love this from 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

that "up for fun?" was unprovoked as fuck. so accurate

Omg i thought it was like that only on Brazil, i'm glad i don't have to use that anymore

This was the truest, funniest, and most accurate representation of Grindr! Thank you for this 🤣🤣🤣

3:14 I thought he would go "wait that's my dog..."

I like how we gay people, especially mens doesn't even hesitate to tell others how they feel about them.

OMG the last one is the best of them all LOL! The grinding is REAL.

what I love the most is that you play all of the characters. It's fuckin' brilliant man.

Ghosting after long chats is the new "Sorry, I don't think this is going to work out."

You're so funny and described almost all about Grindr.

If your looking for a serious long term relationship, don't trust people in grindr. I should know. I have been ghosted so many times here.

Brilliant! So glad you gave us the opportunity to see the massive humor in what is the app Grindr. Explains why I deleted that waste of time app a long time ago. Stay Strong, Be Well, Keep The Humor Rolling! Great work!

Haha. And the scary thing is this is the 'nicer' variety of messages you get on there. I deleted it ages ago.

Well done lad! This is why I refuse to do grindr! I can pick up perfectly good creeps at the bar! 😂😂

This is so chillingly disturbingly accurate, wow 😂❤

On point, so on point......🙈.....I can’t even.. would not think to....just pissing myself laughing at how ‘on point’ this is! The Internet murdered romance, and from this GRNDR was born 😅😅😅

The second guy seems nice

So THAT'S what Grindr is all about?

This is hilariously accurate!

Grindr and other gay “dating” (hookup) app conversations are so creepy - and what makes some of these apps even creepier is the location feature where you can see other users in the same area, while giving your own location - that’s what totally freaks me out against using them at all - even post-Covid, as an older Irish gay man, I’d rather go to a gay venue to meet someone and if I was after sex, I’d rather go to a gay sauna (although the latter is not relevant to me at my age) - one summer a few years before Covid, coming home to Ireland from Manchester on the ferry from Holyhead while waiting to board the ferry, a group of English gay guys in from the London train had their phones on and all you could hear was the Grindr tone at full volume, it was so annoying

The wife situation happened yesterday!! 😭😭 I was SHOCKED like, dude, your…marriage? What about *that*?

Underrated. Can't wait for you to blowup. I was here. ❤️

Missed the “masc x masc” and turns out the zestiest person you’ve ever seen

And also "wanna be my sugarbaby??" And "wanna do high fun?" 😂😂😂 I m really tired of blocking every single one

This was painfully relatable

I was NOT expecting that much skin! Lmfao

I once had a guy send me a picture of him in nappies wanting “Daddy to change him”, ironically he was 20 years older than me, blocked.

Let’s just say this was accurate yet traumatising for those who were at the receiving end of this conversation.

Yeeeeep 💯. Which is why I flushed Grindr down the toilet ages ago. 😂

You’re keeping it real! Thanks for the video. I needed a good laugh today❤️

Really accurate! :D I guess it still proves to be the best decision to delete all those profiles permanently. I have to bump into someone at the library, then. 🤷‍♂

This was all so uncomfortable haha

This is the sad world we all create when using Grindr

Omg so true! Lol the awkward of those conversations 😂😂😂 exactly what I got and how I felt on Grindr

You forgot the: "I'm an army man. Have you ever talked to an army man before? I live in Connecticut, but am in Afghanistan right now on a peacekeeping mission. What is your name and what do you do for work?"

So very true, and frustrating to say the least. Just deleted Grindr for the exact reasons. Although one I had was acting as though he was really interested and then asking if I could send money for his ill mother (blocked that one real fast).

“Hey man, you take a nice picture”

I’m in a stable and strong relationship with my boyfriend. That Grindr notification sound gives me nightmares 😬 so glad that I don’t have to deal with any of that shit anymore

that last scene i knew something was up people that like these normal conversations tend to have the creepiest/ most disgusting (for me) kinks, and they always manage to reveal those kinks the worst way possible

WOW! Spot on for all of them!

3 years later, and the app seems to have even gotten worse.

Oh god, even when the last one seemed to be going well I was nervous because something. always. happens. xD

It would’ve been more accurate if the last one that was going really well they blocked you out of no where

I feel like this is totally what Grindr is though. Going on to have a normal conversation is what you think it's for the first time you download.

THE OLDER GUY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAH

As someone who just reinstalled grinder this speaks to my soul

Nailed it 😂

Guy 1: Hi there. Guy 2: Hi. What do you do in your spare time? Guy 1: I record Grindr conversations I have with arseholes who I then delete and then re-record them with me playing both parts and put them on RU-vid: Guy 2: Deletes Guy 1. Guy 1: Hello! Can I use this conversation?

Wet meself at the end. :) You're a master!

Two words : PAINFULLY ACCURATE 😩

I'm glad some of these convos happened to other good looking people. Especially the escorts.

Blocked (& reported) 😂😂

That's f*cking hilarious 😂😂😂❤❤

This is actually so funny :DDDD

Wow. Dudes on grindr just offer extra cash? That sounds great 👍🏾

The truth in this video is incredible!

Yep, relate to almost all of them, starting with the unwanted +18 pics, do people actually think that's a way to flirt?

Sadly accurate...

This... Is so accurate im crying 😭

I thought the last one would lead to randomly being ghosted/blocked in the morning

OMG are they the same in every country then? In Italy they are pretty much the same.

This is entirely correct..

He speaks with himself

This is spot on !

I never understood why people take it so seriously. The creator of app himself said it wasn’t meant to be for dating. It’s just to have fun. If you want serious pay for Tawkify or Hinge. Serious people will pay to meet serious people.

When someone blocks me for absolutely no reasons, i will keep thinking of it for one hour and be totally obsessed and crazy about it and also feel sad and i hate that i can't get over it lol.

This is way too accurate 😂

It is so true every single occasion presented here in the video. Sad truth. 😂

if you go cruising, these ARE the conversations u get _if_ you converse at all orally :'D

0:00 He's a Vampire. It's Confirmed!

Nailed it!

The last one was so sweet...until the end where I lost it. I was going to write "Aww that is the kind of Grindr experience I want" but then the whole smell your socks and piss and shit thing happened. LOL

I had to stop using Grindr altogether. One dude offered to lick my armpits for $100. Another dude asked if he could put a plastic bag over my head and cut off my oxygen - though I fail to see how he would get aroused if the bag is over MY head and why the hell he thought I would even allow that. Another dude wanted me to not bathe for a week bc he was into “bro stink”. What the hell even is that? I consider myself pansexual but I just don’t fool with guys like that but I’ll chat to see where things would go (hint: basically, nowhere) but Grindr houses a whole different breed of parched human. Old dudes would hit me up all the time too. This one beyond thirsty ass old guy hit me up with this whole “I bet you won’t even respond. I know how your type of guys act. You think bc you’re good looking that you’re too good to talk.” then 5 min later “See I was right!” then 5 min later “Hi how are you?” like b***h you don’t know ME at all. I’m not a part of any type and I think I’m pretty average looking plus I have a life so I’m barely on to begin with. I finally said hello and asked how he was and he immediately responded with a dick pic and “I wanna f**k you, bareback only!” I’m sorry dude but that’s the reason no one is talking to your decrepit a**. I did meet up with one guy for drinks and I was clear that I just wanted to be friends and chill and see how things go even though I never planned on fooling around with him or hooking up. One day I invited him over to my house to hang out and he immediately thought that meant we were gonna f**k. He kept calling me bae and touching me. I told him dude I’m not your bae, your boo, your hunty, your none of that and I don’t want you touching me. I don’t do PDA and if you keep touching me and especially my ass, I’m going to push you out into traffic. He laughed and thought I was joking and I calmly explained that I was not. Another guy I had drinks with wanted me to leave my car and ride in his car back to his house. I was like are you crazy? First it’s 0230, I said friends. Im not leaving my car and I’m not spending the night at your place. It’s just too much. Grindr is just a hot mess of an app.