If Harry Potter Was Charged For His Crimes 

I understand we're not covering the fictional wizard laws but technically Harry would also face a life sentence for using the Imperio curse in the bank.

Harry: **throws snowballs at people and pulls their pants down** *6 months in Azkaban*

“If Harry Potter was charged for his crimes.” Dumbledore said calmly.

3:56 Even though his magic made her inflate it happened from unintentional and uncontrollable magic that he didn't know he could use and didn't even know existed. Also given the circumstances of his aunt and uncle's unjustified abusive behavior toward him the assault charge could easily be disputed in court

bro the criminal profile had me dying😂

"6 Months in Azkaban" lol

**breaks into restricted section of government facility** **Charged with Theft and Burglary**

In Harry Potter 3, Vernon assaulted Harry and obstructed his way , Harry was defending himself using his wand. So he's not guilty of attempted murder, in fact, he never tried to harm anyone, the inflated lady wasn't intentional. In Harry Potter 5, Umbridge tried to torture Harry with Doloris (which is a crime she knows about), something she already did and tries to drug him with truth serum (also a crime), by not saving her from Kidnapping, he saved himself, so it doesn't count.

Quirrell touching Potter: No problem Potter touching Quirrell: AH, IT BURNS!!

Aren't you forgetting the criminal offense of that hair in his fourth year?

Only 44 years thats light for the amount of crimes

I feel like these should be separate jurisdictions for wizarding and non-wizarding crimes. Also im not sure tue stuff with the snake at the start or blowing up the aunt are crimes per se, as a young wizard isnt in control of their magic. But in the other hand, im pretty sure the civil aviation authority would have something to say about their uncleared flights

How do you argue culp and false imprisonment in the snake scene? As an under age wizard he has no control over the magic used so his actions aren’t unlawful in just being pushed to the ground.

If Gru from Minions was charged for his crimes

The only crime in real life is that reboot!

If Dominic Toretto was charged for his crimes (Fast & Furious)

If Madea was Charged for Her Crimes. Do that next.

3:28 They kidnapped him, because they thought he may be needed to save Ginny, so maybe self-defense for that as well.

It's not theft when they take back the Locket, Harry actually owns that, it was taken by RAB (since he got it, and it was Sirius' who owned it after he died, those making it Harry's when Sirius died) then stolen by Mundungus Fletcher, then Umbridge took it from him, and then Harry got it back.

Harry Potter and the 44 years of hard time

From the battle of the ministry in Movie 5 onwards, they are at war and you could probably classify Harry as a Soldier, so would everything from then on still count as crimes or as acts of war and therefore need to be looked at from that POV?

You should do what if "The Goodnight Killer" was charged for his crimes, some of them include murdering 6 people in the "Black Well Hotel" and possibly even more

1:00 it was accidental magic, 2:01 dobby did way worse before, harry did almost nothing, 3:24 the teacher was supposed to defeat the basilisk so they just took him with them, 3:58 it was an accident (he used his magic in accident, without wand), 5:28 it wasnt a fair decision (from the justice) but alr, 5:49 sirius was inocent, 6:51 she spied all forms of comunications but not her own fireplace and harry would never be able to go against the centaurs: theyre very strong and both of them werent with wands, 7:11 they entered it as guests in a guest entrance and he was triyng to save a life, 7:40 he didnt knew that this spell would do that and he didnt thought the spells he found in the book vere as dark, 8:29 they were just stunned and she just obliviated the memories of seeing them, 8:52 they were falsily accused to be bad ppl and couldnt reach mundungus to have the horcrux that they wanted to destroy to save the world from Voldemort. Also, he was under 18 in almost every part (u didnt counted imperio as life-sentence, so its not magical world rules) and when not, it was in a war and he was doing it to stop the war.

POV: me when the headteacher finds out what I do outside of school.

I’ll wait for Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader if it happens someday.

Judge: "Harry James Potter are hereby sentenced to 44 years, in Azkaban." Harry: "Is that all?" Judge: "And you're also expelled from Hogwarts."

Taking someone into the forbiddon forrest and getting them attacked by centaurs may be illegle for someone else, but if it's umbridge then pls take her away, she shouldn't even be considored human.....

5:08 I don't remember if he did that after finding out the truth or not, but if after then was he really assisting an offender? Edit: 5:47 Ok, I guess it doesn't matter.

He should have gotten a Breaking and Entering charge for, well, breaking and entering into Umbridge's office.

I would argue Harry used accidental magic in the Sorcerer's Stone, he had no idea he was even a wizard at the time and the Ministry of Magic won't go after a child for doing it

LOL I GOT AN AD AND THE FIRST THING IT SAID WAS ‘you can follow in harry potter’s footsteps in..’ blah blah blah. so ironic 😭

With some stuff I agree, but most of this is stuff you would just get expelled for or get baned from ever using a wand again, like Hagrid. And you have to keep in mind that most of this happend, while he was a minor, so there you would also have to adjust the verdicts.

You should do a ”if Raymond Reddington was charges for his crimes from The Blacklist

1:00 Should he really be charged with that if he didn't even know he's a wizard and he did it on accident? Unless I'm missing context.

@The Cinema Cop, I have an interesting one: Not Important / The Antagonist from the game Hatred (2015).

Great work! Must do Michael and some others from "The Office"... +"Trailer Park Boys".

If Vladimir Makarov was charged for his crimes (OG Modern Warfare trilogy)

Next one: Lincoln Clay from Mafia III, please.

I want to be Harry Spotter, the guy who lifted

The snake incident and blowing up aunt Marge: Harry had no proper control over his magic. That alone should clear him. (especially when you don't want him to become an obscurial). Attacking Snape: Of course, when it comes to "assisting an offender", Harry could only be charged for that as nobody believed Black was actually innocent. Freeing Buckbeak: By the letter of the law, yeah, that would be a crime. But by the letter of the law Buckbeak should never have been convicted in the first place. Dolores + Centaurs: The centaurs didn't act on Harry's orders nor did he ever take their presence (and anger) in mind. Umbridge made the fault herself to insult the centaurs. Now it can be said that Hermione tried to lure her to Grawp hoping he was get her, but even if that's true, it would be Hermione's crime not Harry as he had no idea what Hermione was up to. Harming Malfoy with Sectumsempra: Of course, Harry didn't know what his curse would do, but I do not know if THAT would be any valid excuse a lawyer could use in his favor. Hermione obliviating the Death-Eaters in the coffee shop: Well, my description says it all Now you forgot the most important crime that tops them all, and Harry did it multiple times. The usage of an unforgivable curse. And the usage of any of these curses will get you a one way ticket to Azkaban (Hermione and Barthy Crouch jr (disguised as Alastor Moody) even state that literally in the moves). So Harry would even without all other crimes having to serve a life long sentence in Azkaban anyway. A quick summary on the top of my memory: Cruciatus: - Bellatrix Lestrange, out of anger due to her murdering his godfather. He fails though, and Bellatrix even teaches him how to use an unforgivable curse properly (in order to mock him). - Amycus Carrow, out of anger due to him spitting in McGonagall's face Imperius: - We even see that in the video, but it was not noted as a crime. Killing Curse (aka Avada Kedavra): - The only unforgivable curse none of the trio members ever used at all, for quite obvious reasons.

Honestly everyone should've been suspicious of why Harry was never expelled from Hogwarts when he literally breaks multiple rules every single year

If Nicholas Mendoza was charged for his crimes (Battlefield Hardline)

Do if Ryuko Matoi was charged for her crimes (if she has any that is)

cruciatus on bellatrix and a couple of imperius curses while robbing gringotts left the chat

Do if NATHAN DRAKE WAS CHARGED FOR HIS CRIMES

If being gorgeous was a crime, then Daniel Radcliffe would have been sentenced to life imprisonment

Doesn't the map have limitations. I didn't think it could tell you exactly what a person is doing, just where they are. Could someone tell me. Cant find a vid on everything it can do.

how about crimes that umbridge had done, her changes of them would be 10 times worse then harry's.

can i tag along w making these vids i have a couple shows/characters i wanna do

0:59 Culpable and reckless conduct -> max punishment = life in prison, but the actual punishment depends on the circumstances. I've found an example of a 500 pound fine with no jail for throwing a cone of a bridge, causing an injury on a woman. Since no harm was actually done here, I'm gonna go with that. The false imprisonment was accidental and thus included in the reckless conduct. 1:20 I agree: breaking school rules -> expelled 2:00 Elves have no rights in the wizard world. -> no charge 2:31 You're using the Wizard prison of Azkaban for their sentences under the UK jurisdiction. That ain't right: 2× administering noxious substance + 2× kidnapping -> 2+y in British prison 2:58 Identity theft -> 6+m in British prison 3:28 kidnapping + reckless endangerment/conduct [taking Lockhart to the COS] -> 1+y in British prison + since the Chamber is very deadly, I'm gonna go with the max punishment of life in British prison. 3:57 Aunt Marge was an accident, so reckless conduct. "Keep away from me" is not assault, more of a threat. -> The severity of the reckless conduct is hard to determine, but since it was accidental, I'm gonna go easy on him and just give him the 500 pound fine. + 6+m in British prison 4:25 Breach of privacy + criminal trespass -> 6+m in British prison 4:43 3× assault -> 6+m in British prison 5:08 Battery + assisting an offender -> I'll grant that this is not British, but magic jurisdiction, so yeah, 1y+ in Azkaban 5:28 Preventing course of justice -> Also magic jurisdiction, so 6+m in Azkaban 5:46 Assist in escape of lawful custody -> Magic jurisdiction, so 1+y in Azkaban 6:50 Burglary + Assessory to kidnapping + not assisting escape from danger -> >4.5+y in British prison 7:10 Theft + burglary + flying unregistered vehicles + flying with no license -> I'm gonna go with 5y in prison for the flying, 'cause that's the punishment for flying a drone 5.5+y in British prison + 1+y in Azkaban [The burglary is in a wizard government facility, so their jurisdiction 7:39 Grievous bodily harm -> 1.5+y in British prison 8:07 Self defense + having others pretend they're him (identity fraud) + flying unregistered vehicle -> I'm gonna go light on him with the identity fraud, so minimum of 5y -> 10y in British prison Also, at this point, Voldemort is in control of the wizarding government and Harry is a fugitive. However, at the time of the story, there was no extra punishment for being a fugitive. 8:28 Actual bodily harm -> 2+y in British prison. Also, technically, those people, as well as Voldemort at 8:07 are officers of the law, as explained above. Therefore, he is not acting in self defense, but actually 2× resisting arrest + 3× attacking an officer of the law -> 2×2y + 3×2y in Azkaban -> 10y in Azkaban 8:51 Elves have no rights, so no coercion and -1 kidnapping. 1× kidnapping -> 1+y in British prison 9:18 3× battery + 3× kidnapping -> 4.5+y in Azkaban [they're members of the wizarding government] 9:34 Identity theft + burglary -> 1.5+y in Azkaban [wizard government] 10:00 Causing public nuisance + contempt of court -> 1y in Azkaban 10:08 Actual bodily harm + theft -> 1.5+y in Azkaban 10:44 Kidnapping + bank robbery + using unforgivable curse -> life + 3+y in Azkaban 11:03 Manslaughter + theft -> 2.5+y in Azkaban 11:30 4× manslaughter + aggrevated criminal damage -> 9+y in Azkaban Also: he tried to cast Crucio on Bellatrix -> life in Azkaban Also also: he stole and flew the flying car -> 5.25y in British prison Also also also: He was flying on Buckbeak, another unregistered vehicle -> 5y in British prison Total crimes: > British jurisdiction: - 3× Culpable and reckless conduct - 2× Administering noxious substance - 4× Kidnapping - Identity theft - Threatening - Breach of privacy - Criminal trespass - 3× Assault - Burglary - Assessory to kidnapping - Not assisting escape from danger - 2× Theft - 4× Flying unregistered vehicles + with no license - Grievous bodily harm - Identity fraud - Actual bodily harm > Wizard jurisdiction: - Breaking school rules (countless accounts) - Battery - Assisting an offender - Preventing course of justice - Assist in escape of lawful custody - 2× Burglary - 2× resisting arrest - 3× attacking an officer of the law - 3× battery - 4× Kidnapping - Identity theft - Causing public nuisance - Contempt of court - Actual bodily harm - 2× Theft - Bank robbery - 2× Unforgivable curse - 5× Manslaughter - Aggrevated criminal damage Total sentence: Expelled from Hogwarts, 39.75y + life in British prison, 56.5y + 2× life in Azkaban, 1000 pound fine.

Next one is if Cloud Strife was charged for his crimes.

Well: 1st book: murder of a teacher, trespassing, assisting in the concealment of a illegally owned dragon, standing by as a fellow student was stupefied. 2nd book: driving a magical car to Hogwarts, destruction of property, forcing a teacher to come with him into a dangerous chamber against his will. 3rd year: assaulting a teacher(snape), illegally sneaking into private property( the tunnel in honeydukes), and using a time turner to free a suspected criminal. 4th year: not actually that much, he might be suspected of murder of Cedric, and he was using supplies stolen from Snapes office. 5th: performing unlicensed teaching of defensive spells, knowingly letting a ministry official be taken by centaurs to almost certain death and incriminating her( rightfully), sneaking into private and secret property, destruction of almost all time turners and prophecies, attempted use of cruciatus curse on Bellatrix and nearly using killing curse on her. 6th year: use of sectumsempra on Malfoy, attempting cruciatus curse and sectum sempra on Snape, etc. 7th year: use of imperius, cruciatus curse, assault of ministry officials, kidnapping and impersonating ministry officials and robbing them of clothes, breaking into a bank and robbing it, plus settting a very dangerous creature loose.

You could also consider kidnapping Draco in the shrieking shack scene. If you look at the clip, Harry drags him over a fence, said fence is probably a property line.

You forgot that Harry Potter used Cruccio against Bellatrix Lestrange in Movie 5 after Bellatrix Lestrange killed Sirius Black!!! So Harry Potter would face a Lifetime Sentence in Azkaban!!!

I cannot imagine if you would count others like Snape, the Malfoys and even Umbridge.

we need more characters!!

How did you get Azkaban sentences from?

4:34 if this is an assault then i must be sentenced to death by now...🤣

I think you forgot the 2 times Harry used the cruciatus cures, which would’ve landed him 5 years each

I dont know the specifics, but arent their reprocussions to flying in airspace without a license?

1:22 that part sounds like a commercial

I don't know how much it contributes to the sentence, but the first crime is clearly unintentional. Edit: I think a threat of strangulation is more a threat of assault than a threat to kill. Edit 2: I think the snowballs + pants pulling would even if technically illegal would get laughed out of any court room, and would at worst result in community service.

Many of these would not be considered crimes and no reasonable court of law would punish him for them. Those include: Accidental magic School fights that result in no permanent damage Breaking school rules (these would result in school detention, rarely being expelled. And Madam Hooch doesn't have the authority to expel people.) Fighting someone who is currently in the process of commiting crimes against him, such as the Dursleys, Dobby, or Lockhart. No jail time for illegally piloting a car? 5:05 Technically, he is assisting an escaped convict. But since that guy was imprisoned without trial, one could also argue that anybody trying to capture him is trying to commit false imprisonment, and Harry is protecting his rights.

Some of this was done to protect people ... minus the Dudley and the snake (before he had control of his magic), blowing up his aunt, and threatening to kill Dobby

In movie 5 Harry uses the Cruciatus Curse on Bellatrix, as an unforgivable that is a life time in Azkaban and you showed him use the Imperious Cruse on the goblin that would have the same results, there could be a argument that goblins don't have the same rights as wizards and that it would not be lifetime using it on a "magical creature"

If Kisaki Tetta was charged for his crimes (Tokyo Revengers)

Do L. Malloy or R. Wesley next, please.

How would he got just 2 years for manslaughter???

you forget about Crucio, the torture Curse, Imperio and Crucio would give him 2x life in Prison

1:22 it's that your real voice?

Do terry silver next please

The fact that he is expelled from Hogwarts in his first year but still doing all these things

ROFL I’m laughing so hard I’m wheezing 😂

Day whatever of asking you to make if Sachiko Shinozaki was charged for her fund

Can you do Jason Voorhees was charged for his crimes?

Would them freeing Sirius and buckbeak not be illegal since dumbeldore told them to do it 🤔

also harry was under 18 in some parts, if youre not counting imperio as life sentence than ure using muggle's law

he did get a warning from the ministry for using magic in the dursleys house

At 7:40: I see the argument that Draco could claim he acted in self-defense, but if you are armed and agressively accuse someone of a crime and that person draws a weapon and starts shooting, is it grievous bodily harm if you shoot back and injure that person? Maybe Harry should be charged for the way he confronted Malfoy, but the curse itself was self-defense in my opinion.

Nice to see you using their rules

I got a Harry Potter ad before😂

honestly, considering that record, he should have gotten more haha 😆😆😆😆

8:29 those two tried murdering him, how that isnt self defense?

If Frank Gallagher (US Ver.) was charged for his crimes.

5:46 unlawful custody*

I'm shocked you didn't do the flying car, which would have at least been driving without a liscence, and grand theft auto, as they had taken it without permission and had no way of giving it back.

So According to Hermione: 44 years in Azkaban and "worse" 😂 ;)

I wonder how much Sirius would get if he was charged with his actual crimes.

The only thing i would argue is the scene in the coffee shop. It was only self defense. The death eaters attacked 1st and when the kids defended themselves, they didnt use force greater than what was used on them.

Hold on, in Order of The Phoenix, what did Harry steal? If you referring to the thestrals, those are wild animals, that are only partially used as livestock. We see this in the scene we’re Luna is feeding them. They are not in pens, and clearly are only used on certain occasions and not owned by anyone. Also, I’m pretty sure trespassing onto government property is a different and much harsher sentence in Britain.

8:32 My thoughts: "My father will hear about this!"

idk some of those are kind of tenuous even if the CPS chose to charge he could get off about half of them with a competent barrister.

If John Hammond were charged for his crimes. (Jurassic Park)

I agree with the self-defense one!!!

The thumbnail implying that Harry is 6 feet tall is the real joke here.

These sentences are really lenient. Us muggles get crazy sentences.

you forgot to mention about Harry using the Imperius curse which would charge him with a life sentence

And one of the most powerful criminal masterminds of all time Thomas marvolo riddle aka Lord Voldemort

And also Harry using sectumsempra would definitely get him in trouble

0:14 Daniel Radcliffe (and therefore also Harry Potter) is 5’5” not 5’11”