I told my ex that it was 3" on a good day. When she saw it she literally exclaimed "Oh thank god, I thought you were serious." I learned to always keep expectations low
I never measured because I never really cared so when an ex of mine said I was small I internalized it forever and just accepted that it was small... When I saw that trend involving the monster cans I was shocked to learn that wasn't small. Tldr, your exes will always find a way to make your dick look small. Always a bigger fish.
The bro code was partially broken, although it was used to benefit at least 5 bros (there were around 5 girls there), therefore they are temporarily excluded from the rules in this situation.
BTW until I started watching the channel I thought I'm the only one who imagine that there are things like Man Council or Man Code or list of rules while asessing girls 😀
Well crap. I'm looking for a 3" because of my pelvic shape which is super narrow with its max girth being 3.2" erect. And most men are squarish. So if you end up bigger we may not be able to do it. Does this mean I should look for men who lie about their size?
@@LycanFerret is it true and possible condition ? Even with all love and preparation before hand ? Damn if it's true no "natural" solution that's should surely suck. But im sure that technicaly if are in love there ways to get around that now if it's just for fun i guess i can be more annoying but not impossible still but it's risky if the person sin't a good one . well good luck and have a nice life
The real way to beat the system is to say it’s smaller than it actually is so then she’s surprised when she sees it. Plus if she thinks it’s smaller than it actually is, it means she’s more into your personality
@@sparrow_solas yeah so the original point of finding someone you're sexually compatible with is the important part. It doesn't really matter if you're big or small if you're sexually incompatible
When you're a confident guy who's naturally doing ok in that department, the standard answer is always "2". Makes for quite the surprise when the package is unwrapped
A high council member sends they're regards for a well executed operation. And, as the messenger, even a lower ranked official can see the virtue in acts such as this. Edit; I get that the minute I put this edit ln the comment, it's likes are gonna instantly slow, but the most likes I've ever gotten was, like, 87ish. Seeing 3K just hit like a truck especially after two days, so thanks
@@dieblauebedrohung Heil. From the Order of Grammar Nazis. Thank you for correcting this profligate. Your effort are largely appreciated and we forward to your career of corrections with great interest. Heil.
In my many years on this earth as a woman; if he brags at ALL about his size...it's more than likely nothing to write home about. If he says nothing...then he's worth it. It's not about the tool he's packing; but his knowledge of how to use the tools given to him and confidence.
@@kaimiz because you thought average was smaller than it is, or he thought average is bigger than it actually is, or he just lied and is hung like a horse? 🤔
Strait up thought this was hight until my two brain cells made the connection that 8inches is not nearly tall enough to be a human being and that they were taking about a different body part
@@EbagsAdvocateAvokado Yes, Provide him with top notch services while he is in the jail cell, ATLEAST a breakfast lunch and dinner and 8 hours of sleep!
I like how this is actually super meta and deep that in fact the video is just Alex informing all of us he is packing 5 inches. Why 5 when he said 7 means 6? because he wants us to think 7 is what he tells ladies, but he really tells them 6 therefore making him 5. I appreciate the mental gymnastics he uses to make himself so likeable and approachable.
Alright, we know it has to be larger than 3.5, given how secure the joke is, it’s got to be by at least an inch, therefore 4.5 minimum. 5 is likely correct, but there is alway a chance that he is fortunate and ACTUALLY has 7”, which is why 8” is the cutoff that he mocks, making him by his logic, have the largest size possible…
The Council has approved stage 2 of ... "The Plan." Now that stage 1 is complete and the information has been properly disseminated, inform all men so they know to say they're 7". Of note: Alex and John will be given accolades in recognition of their service.
@@somerandomcomment848 Well, the real problem is that y'all Americans are weird af using the imperial system when the rest of the world uses the metric system
I remember once in art/pottery class in HS this girl told me a story about a guy who talked his shit and once he went to this girl's friend's house to get freaky, he took his pants off and she told him to go home, and basically everyone found out the next day lmaoooo stay humble xD and don't put so much "stock" in the size of your.... "(something that rhymes with sock)" And especially don't lie lmao. Or you gon get exposed real quick You can have BDE without actually having a "BD" necessarily, though that's always going to be subjective. What's big to one person might be too small to another. Or what's too small for one girl might be unironically the perfect size for another xual partner. BUT. Once you lie about being bigger than you are, you automatically lose BDE. Funny how it works and it's a tricky thin line. Also being an ahole or dbag is not BDE like some people think lol. In simpler terms, it's just confidence, being outgoing, often charismatic, having flair. But you don't get that overnight. If you want to learn how to be these things, sign up for my cour--!
In college my friend started seeing a dude who sent her pics next to an actual ruler. He was proud. He had good reason to be. Then she told us how everything went, which was less than stellar. His nickname we all called him was jack. Like jackhammer cause that’s the only move he knew. Poor boy was blessed but not skilled. Remember guys, knowing what to do with what you have matters way more.
I would be furious if my girl was sharing private information like that to her friends. Like imagine all the bad stuff a girl does i go and tell my guy friends and tarnish her image. Imo that is a bad thing to do.
My ex was 4" hard. It was only an issue because he wouldn't shut up about how small he was. Someone in middle school gave him crap and at 40 he was still holding onto the trauma. His mentality ruined our sex life, not the 4".
@AstroNah1997 it was really sad after learning more. Apparently, the kid leading the bullying had a micro. Now, as an adult, it's easy to see that the micro kid was projecting. If everyone is making fun of my ex, it takes the heat off him and his inney. At 40, it would come up during the heat of the moment. He would ALWAYS talk about how it couldn't feel good for me, and he wished it was bigger, EVERY TIME. I could never just be in the moment and enjoy him and his body. His self-esteem always reared its head. Broke my heart cause it did feel good 💔
@thatboy3015 You obviously feel like you're lacking and instead of just owning it because there's nothing you can do, it seems like you want to focus on bigger men and women who may like bigger men in a negative way. Who cares? Who cares what all those people think? Stop placing all your value as a man in your size. Just embrace who you are. Work on your confidence. The negativity reeks. Good luck 👍
+ you forgot about the 0 inch guys. Those are either girls who identify as a man, or the allmighty powerful "we don't want to say our length" men, those have 9 or more inches.
