If I Get a Defense % Artifact, I Roll

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If I get a Defense % artifact in Genshin Impact, I have to do a 10 pull for Kazuha. This is definitely 100% an original idea that no other Genshin creator has EVER done before...
Long story short, I wanted to wish for Kazuha before his banner was replaced by Yoimiya in the ladder half of 2.8. He'd be great to have on the Raiden Shogun account. So I decided to turn it into something to hopefully entertain you all for a few minutes.
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4 авг 2022

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@in_jail_out_soon6154 Год назад

As soon as I saw the title........*sighs deeply*.......May u rest in pieces dear wallet

@ArchxAkuma Год назад

such disrespect you should have said wallet-kun

@maxiwawa Год назад

ah yes in piece and quiet right?

@F1ll1nTh3Blanks Год назад

Lol, piece, get it.. XD

@iialexis69 Год назад

lmaoo

@Hikikomoriiiii Год назад

intentional pun?

@justcomet604 Год назад

i decided to play a drinking game and take a shot everytime java said defense percent and ended up in the hospital

@sivaela_ Год назад

what th-

@lanmynguyen222 Год назад

bro are u okay

@vincikeeper1581 Год назад

You're joking right?... Right...?

@memewho5741 Год назад

@@vincikeeper1581 yea lmao..... I guess...

@vincikeeper1581 Год назад

@@memewho5741 i love your fischl profile picture

@user-vt5qg7hj1m Год назад

Let me explain why it's always the last pull: After you get the character you want, you don't keep pulling Especially not if you're low on primos like you were in this video!

@Derp_Snake Год назад

Thanks for help!

@chrisjohn1980 Год назад

lol this reminds me of that "When did Napoleon die?" joke.

@literally. Год назад

unless you have no more to pull haha

@kurodo9926 Год назад

@@chrisjohn1980 you mean "in which battle did Napoleon die?" One?

@introvertedsoul6375 Год назад

Ironically, this happen to me, so thx for the explaination.

@alec5481 Год назад

Java: casually gets a 40cv Me: wow Java: i'll take it

@lego6192 Год назад

MAN CALLS THIS PIECE "oh thats a decent piece" AND IM OUT HERE FREAKING OUT

@googlrscholar Год назад

java be THATS DECENT on a 40cv artifact while AMAZING on a 30 crit damage artifact make it make sense

@mochidomo Год назад

@@googlrscholar fr... i feel like Java and Moga both look at the other two substats to see if a artifact is good or not, which doesnt make sense when 40cv is very hard to upgrade.

@LesbianImpact Год назад

@@mochidomo fr I rolled 10% crit rate on my CD headpiece, the other 2 rolls went to getting the 4’th sub stat & rolling into HP%. You’d never find me complaining about that (probably because it’s extremely easy to end up at >100% crit rate w/ Ganyu at some point in the rotation, even more if u use 4PC Blizzard but that’s another topic)

@Zisshhaa1 Год назад

Me-Slay Java-Ok

@kyllernotkiller Год назад

My luck works in a strange way, I'm lucky in things want to, example: I was trying to get 1 simple clam atk% cup for my Qiqi and in 50 clam cups, I got: 0 atk%, 0 def%, about 5 hp%, the rest were all elemental cups and most of them have crit rate and dmg... Cool but wtf?

@AFFROBO Год назад

50 cups? How many resin did you spend?

@kyllernotkiller Год назад

@@AFFROBO I started farming some months ago, and still didn't got it

@Feyr4 Год назад

I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE CUPS

@jocie3512 Год назад

same, i've been trying to get a pyro cup on emblem for my xiangling for about a month, and the only thing i've gotten have been good electro cups, and only electro cups.

@lainverse Год назад

Um... maybe you just don't do this and focus on the other 4 pieces? Usually it's easier to find a decent sands and a hat than a single good cup, so almost all cups in my builds are off-set. I mean, when a decent one drops on-set then that's amazing, but usually that's never the case.

@aromantisism Год назад

As a Kokomi main, I can confirm Signora cowers in fear while in my presence

@sol1vi Год назад

I a nilou main love when you join

@cmool Год назад

Oh no don’t fall into the "if i ___ I roll" stuff... you *will* spend a LOT of money.

@Kboogenerate Год назад

especially with the state of that account id hate for him to get locked out of it after spending hundreds of dollars

@blankness8 Год назад

@@Kboogenerate Oh no, he fixed that issue. There's a vid a bit back that he posted discussing it.

@Kboogenerate Год назад

oh he did i must have missed that video oops

@cmool Год назад

Love to see a video on this account, since we sadly don’t get to see the mighty Raiden Shogun on swords/spells/new mains.

@underdrow5572 Год назад

That being said, Raiden would still be useful on Swords Only Her passive halves the cost of sword and polearm weapon ascension

@froggy5748 Год назад

I think it would be funny if he still counted raiden as a character he can get on swords only and only use her burst when she turns into a sword lmao

@juglover3000 Год назад

Reminds me of how farming for kazuha I got an artifact with em, er, and crit dmg sub stats but the main stat is def so yk emotional damage

@DetectiveAether Год назад

Rest in peace

@chloewu6365 Год назад

when farming for him I got the perfect artifact but on maidens set :(

@juglover3000 Год назад

@@chloewu6365 me too- I ended up using it anyway for now as an offpiece

@rinhaitani9385 Год назад

@@chloewu6365 same I only got one decent vv piece for my kazuha💀

@pengui3394 Год назад

I'm loving the Kokomi appreciation in the video. She's one of my favorite characters and has made the game so much easier ever since I got her.

@Eggrch Год назад

That last pull you did is the perfect weapon for Yoimiya :D

@officerscar Год назад

Over a year of farming the VV domain and I'm convinced EM on set goblets don't exist

@mariopanghe387 Год назад

i got a sands and goblet em on set plus a 80 em flower in just two days of farming

@sf-uz7yo Год назад

Dont worry if the leaks are correct 3.0 will have more aftifacts strongbox which has VV

@officerscar Год назад

@@sf-uz7yo Yes, been saving all my trash artifacts for that since I'm gonna need a 3rd dps set for Scaramouche since he's supposed to be anemo according to recent leaks. As an anemo collector he is a must have even tho I don't particularly like him atm. 🙃

@SutarSheetal Год назад

Never hoped for a defense stat so badly. Congratulations on getting Kazuha. 🖤

@SpoopyAce Год назад

10:10 *me, in the husk domain, for 8 months, grinding away for a def% sands and still not having one* 16:06 "decent?" i??? huh??? that's literally 40.4 crit value? that??? that's a really good piece??? is your definition of decent a 4 line that only goes wrong once with still ending up on really good stats?

@iammuslim667 Год назад

4 star artifacts: am i a joke to you? Edit: YOU WON THE 50 50 7 TIMES???? DO YOU KNOW HOW RARE THAT IS? AND YOU SAY YOU'RE UNLUCKY???

@Katie-lf8kp Год назад

I've won 9 while trying to lose to qiqi- someone please send me a qiqi right now and i promise to share the "luck"

@iammuslim667 Год назад

@@Katie-lf8kp were they back to back?

@cmool Год назад

@@Katie-lf8kp can you take my dilucs and give me your luck?

@Katie-lf8kp Год назад

@@iammuslim667 yep no loses just wins but always 70-85 pity for them

@Katie-lf8kp Год назад

@@cmool yes please take it away

@1tzAsh Год назад

The stress I felt during this video was more than it should have been

@darkwitch7402 Год назад

You could have used the 5 starglitter after getting Heizou so it wasn't actually the 'last last' pull getting Kazuu

@argonautnana6054 Год назад

Alternative Title: How to get crit stats on your artifacts .....just ask the game to roll into def%

@raygionraging2185 Год назад

2 hours before the event ended, I did a single pull after clearing abyss and got kazuha… in total around 56 pulls.

@gxldn.retriever Год назад

“Why is it so hard to get def percent artifacts?” Java…. It’s because you want it

@Josh0204 Год назад

i felt this pain it was the last day of the kazuha banner and i was at 75 pity got another pull from daily’s and it was a blue so i swiped the €5 pack and the next pull was him

@e-diot_ Год назад

Meanwhile i did 81 with 1 min left on the banner...it was blue and i was guaranteed after losing to keqing at 70-ish pity the first week of the banner...

@jasondenzel5389 Год назад

That's me when pulling for him and heizou. Right after using all my primos and getting a qiqi, I paid and got both of them in a single 10 pull. yay. T_T

@kenjones8756 Год назад

Welcome to JavaTheCup The only channel where we’re disappointed to get Crit stat artifacts and happy to get Def% artifacts

@weirdling4 Год назад

He’s gonna do 100 pulls calling it now

@arikasapphic Год назад

This video made my day, thanks Java

@HonaTuyu Год назад

Maybe you should do a building shenhe video on this acc? I'd really enjoy that as it's similar to the dedicated episodes to the catalyst characters on books only

@YummyFluffyWater Год назад

Oh no he’s becoming Paikon

@mxriaz_ Год назад

A new video from Java to watch while lunching!

@MadSwedishGamer Год назад

That off-pieece flower with over 20% DEF and low crit rolls is almost exactly what I have on my Noelle.

@shadow_of_the_spiritwolf5233 Год назад

Hey Java, I love your videos and especially your sarcastic humor.💙 The Minecraft reference broke me. Just because I thought the joke was so dump that I actually couldn't hold myself. 😅 Keep on the good work and stay as a lovely and sarcastic of a human (/AI) being as you are.☕️💙 PS: Why is there no normal cup emoji? (and more dps kokomi users)

@googlrscholar Год назад

java be THATS DECENT on a 40cv artifact while AMAZING on a 30 crit damage artifact make it make sense

@angelinawang4880 Год назад

I always farm in this domain for my Kazuha, and I plan on using him as a support, so, obviously, I need elemental mastery. But the domain decides to ALWAYS give me Crit Rate and Crit Damage…. Maidens Beloved artifacts :’)

@hirandomperson69 Год назад

fr, if i dont get def i will get insane maiden pieces that i will never use

@angelinawang4880 Год назад

@lauren p a i n

@docphil9602 Год назад

8:14 wouldnt be the worst? thats literally a perfect 3 liner for kazu. substat prio is er> em>attack>crit. and no i will not accept crit kazuha, it is bad. he directly scales off of em, like sucrose, the (very slight) personal damage gain is not nearly as much as you would gain by just investing em/er.

@straenmusikant7402 Год назад

Who cares?

@cmool Год назад

@@straenmusikant7402 Java, since he just got Kazuha. and possibly kazuha havers who want to build a crit kazuha.

@straenmusikant7402 Год назад

@@cmool No, I mean, building a character outside of the box is encouraged. Behaviour like that of this commenter is bad.

@Haizou Год назад

I think he was just coping since he didn’t get def%

@zeiko_oo Год назад

as a critzuha main (C2), respectfully, i disagree. my Kazuha's been built crit for a year, and i've been maining him for a year as well, he always has most kills in abyss and at peak damage per screenshot, 100k+ pyro plunge with a semi-built Benny + Zhongli shield buff + pyro resonance + floor 7, and that was with my vv + glad build, not even a pyro build critzuha is not bad, it's totally viable. if anyone else happens to see this reply and want to build a critzuha, go for it, i promise it's worth

@HuTao1 11 месяцев назад

Also you're the best RU-vidr keep the good work❤❤❤❤

@s3bastiannn Год назад

Java in the Raiden account made me love raiden

@venommc9000 Год назад

Java: never lost a 50 50 Me: lost my first 50 50

@marrrra Год назад

your luck (or lack of it, sometimes... most of the time) truly amazes me

@szonihq2608 Год назад

Your gonna pull a lot Java, anyways keep up the good content!!

@KurenIntoHoYoFun Год назад

Java is good at making epic Genshin content!

@szonihq2608 Год назад

@@KurenIntoHoYoFun I know right hes the best in my opinion!

@bamesjond3993 Год назад

Good content as if in this video? Cause it's pretty much the bottom of the barrel.

@bamesjond3993 Год назад

@@ceci--lia never said i hated the guy, i just think this kind of content have lower quality than his other vids.

@CutieLydel Год назад

Java! I just want to let you know that I really appreciate you as a creatot and we will always be here to support you! ❤️

@river_wentmissing Год назад

You never fail to make me laugh. Slay

@feixou Год назад

"why is it so hard to get def% artifacts? said no one ever-" ive been farming for a good husk set for MONTHS and ive only gotten 2 good husk artifacts for itto and theyre a circlet and a flower ☠️

@annieyogirlisdabest4373 Год назад

Java I love your vids so much

@Jijuukiix Год назад

4 mins im finally earlyyyyyy also im excited for your next spells episode!! ♡

@cass2589 Год назад

always a good day when java uploads

@Small_humon Год назад

You know I really like the idea of this account being challenges like this to get the characters you want on Genshin and then like farming for them or something!

@Mmmkaramel Год назад

The anxiety and excitement I felt during this video was severe

@attiaaslam1355 Год назад

Just saying... He's gonna pull to where he sells his organs.

@mr.men6ce Год назад

Love seeing the Raiden acc again :)

@wtvsei77 Год назад

Excited for the next video where you pull 4 yoi ‼️‼️

@sundalosketch4769 Год назад

The anxiety i was feeling near the end, i was just holding my breath for a while there!

@bloody4558 Год назад

At least you got him, the only thing I got was a Heizou right in the last minute, on my 81st pull. I farmed some more and instantly got a Yoimiya in the very first pull and minute of her banner.

@libitina975 Год назад

I saw this, i clicked ofcourse!

@irbas1740 Год назад

Java is gonna fall into the trap of spending money Yet I'm glad you now have Kazuha on both SwordsOnly and your Raiden Shogun Account

@clinttube971 Год назад

i like random videos like this. its alwasy intersting to see a content creator do a different video and yeah

@darkdude1996ify Год назад

Every time I get def% on a physical set, I always immediately think "Ah, Xinyan piece" despite not planning to ever build Xinyan

@browniesansnoix Год назад

Java *rolls a 40 CV plume* "Yeah it's DEEEcent"

@flowdugie399 Год назад

How are your videos always so excitingly down to the wire haha

@eleanoryaya Год назад

NOW THIS, this is how to torture someone.

@LaxmiDevi-hc5mt Год назад

yup, I simply love your videos ✨

@HeartAzuDaioh Год назад

“Everytime you want something, it dissapears.. if you dont want something, it appears.” -my dumbass brain

@-.MimiX.- Год назад

"My unbuilt,terrible Eula" * Casually hits 100k *

@cherishdietz5651 Год назад

Yesss I'm early love your content

@nyanya444 Год назад

java i love ur voice so much ohh myy goddd >

@Derp_Snake Год назад

FINALLY EARLY! Btw what are good artifacts and stats for a jean,anemo traveler and a yanfei

@darkwitch7402 Год назад

Missed opportunity to say 'And besides Thoma we get... Disappointment'

@jonathangebert3006 Год назад

Man, I would love to have that crit value for my Eula.

@nickwang9693 Год назад

Java just casually dancing on us with his 50/50 luck

@alguien908 Год назад

unironically that flower is super good on xinyan

@vaishnavii513 Год назад

Yesss, DEF% lessgoooo - Noone ever except Java

@vicca4671 Год назад

"It was worth a shot" said he when he got a bow.

@joeljoseph4736 Год назад

I'm sad because you reminded me that i did not get kazuha and now have to wait a year again maybe

@Frailchip Год назад

I love this game but i cant believe this is what we have left of content

@hirandomperson69 Год назад

if i were to do this i would probably have to roll like one million times

@selkai404 Год назад

Anyone else having this glicth when you start watching a video and you can't hear anything and then you refresh and everything is back to normal? Because at first I watched 5 minutes of the clip thinking Java is pulling a prank but I've been looking in the comments and I realised it's a 'me' problem.

@aksharapithwa9682 Год назад

Really great video but You haven’t uploaded a new main or I guess now Barbara main account I just wanted to know of you are still farming on that account or benched that account

@jajathenewking6131 Год назад

That 5 star was to nerve recking

@thatnewstreamer6570 Год назад

When you want it doesn't come home when you dont it does

@HelloyouTheSmiley Год назад

the bell returns

@Fafne Год назад

Signora's easy *shows Kokomi.* *checks my roster. Not there.* "I'll just get good I guess."

@tuhao4688 Год назад

I got klee at pity 33 and I’m soo happy! Now i save for my dream 5* since I started the game hutao:), love this video btw, your voice is so calming!

@gracekeeling Год назад

Hello fellow new klee haver!

@acetrainerdawn7396 Год назад

Congrats on getting Klee and good luck for Hu Tao!

@tuhao4688 Год назад

@@acetrainerdawn7396 thanks!

@kitarramezaza Год назад

Ah yes more Java pulling that makes my day

@dem0nic_fl0w58 Год назад

Congrats i also got him on th last wish as a f2p on 74pity

@niclai3779 11 месяцев назад

the ten pull "temple" joke had me rolling

@aarushigiri8216 Год назад

I can feel the desperate aura through the screen

@butter4577 Год назад

Video idea for Yoimiya! Every time you die in a co op domain with randoms ( or viewers) you pull… BUT BUT BUT your team is chosen by a wheel (or live chat if streaming) IF YOU DO IT I WILL WATCH IT ASAP

@bamesjond3993 Год назад

How brain dead can you be to actually enjoy that.

@straenmusikant7402 Год назад

I agree He needs to do something like the cw or bs domain for the challenge. Or Azdaha/Raiden/Signora.

@Real33245 Год назад

Last pull before i quit genshin was blue thank you i get to stop addiction

@plutoisaplanet_ Год назад

oh no.. he's fallen down the rabbit hole

@evaxie9628 Год назад

I think this speaks for all of us: "I'm not addicted"

@yoursinsweighuponyoursoul Год назад

Rest In Peace primogems 😔

@hellogoodsirrr Год назад

omg we literally have basically the same “have fun” account i have raiden kokomi eula kazuha and itto and haven’t lost a single 50/50 yet and got qiqi off of the standard banner lol

@darkwitch7402 Год назад

KOKOMI Kokomi is the natural enemy of Signiora *zooms in on awkward innocent koko face*

@wave7090 Год назад

As a Kazuha main I was overjoyed to see Java get a Kazuha

@Alisha-tg4sd Год назад

I have never seen anyone who are happy to lose

@kaka-gz4qg Год назад

"If I get hp% artifact, I roll" yoimiya version

@kaedexm Год назад

That team of yours look a lot like mine; Razor(as Raiden), Bennet and Venti(as Kokomi and Eula) and lastly, Kazuka(as Shenhe). Even the lvl's are the same 😭👍