If Microsoft Took Over Apple 

How are your jokes so subtle yet effective

I'm on edge 😂

Change the category from 'comedy' to 'technology' you could get much more views!

“if you thought apple was expensive, just wait till its owned by a literal bill”

Clippy! I miss him !

This man's jokes are so simple yet effective. Amazing!

Very underrated channel too funny. Should definitely be right up there in the top.

Trash Can, Portland, ZuneTunes and then (Holy Mother of Gods) High, Low and Moderate Sierra?!? You just passed the "Burn Apple Burn" Benchmark! 😂 P.S. Love your Channel.

This channel should be so much bigger. The Homepod "ring" to RROD joke was ingenious!

Why was Microsoft on Edge? Because Apple was on a Safari!

If EA took over the world: Pay $15 to breathe

I guess now I have got the answer to my question-"If Apple made a car would it have windows?".

"Now that we've got COMMAND... CONTROL of apple..." LOL I laughed way harder than I should of.

MicrApple also sells *My Crap Apples" 😂😂😂😂

0:58 I actually love this guy xD I wish i force link your channel to everyones devices

That opening is honestly one of the best moments in RU-vid history.

Fun fact: if Bill had kept his shares of Apple he bought in the 90's his net worth would be roughly double what it is currently. Those shares would have a value of 53.5 billion dollars.

You have a pretty great like to dislike ratio

I love your explanations of how each company took each other over

miCRAPple! I get it!

The puns are so terrible they are wonderful!

I laughed in x ball control 😂😂 And the all new Micrapple😂

I loved that joke about Safari vs Edge in the beginning

That joke at the start was smart. Good on ya Sam.

"THE ALL NEW MICRAPPLE" Almost died laughing

I love how you roasted both companies, and not just one! :P

That first joke really cracked me up!! The whole video is amazing just like all of them!!! Keep up the amazing work.

These videos are terrifying because they’re so accurate!

Marks it's territory 😂😂😂😂

LOL the intro made me spilled my drink

Chippy should have his own TV show, theme park, and fan club.

Also Microsoft has Cortana which is an assistant like siri

All those tiny jokes make this legendary (control/command makes me die all the time)

The puns in the beginning were too funny!

Hey, have you seen Tim Cook? Where is he? On Safari?! I'm on Edge! lmao

The pun on the beginning had me take a couple of drug tests because of how loud and crazy I laughed

‘Siri, call 911.’ ’Updating your phone now, it will end soon after you die.’

The Mac Pro factory is in PORTugal.

this guy deserves more views

Predicted the future the iPod touch is no longer available😂

MY GOD "COMMAND, NO CONTROL" IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD

I live in Portland. It doesn't have an apple manufacturing plant, but Intel manufacturing headquarters. :D

Safari, I’m on edge. Corniest joke ever

i guess you need windows 10 to update first before you can use your iphone

SAM you are piece of art!! 34 dislikes?! From Apple fanbois or MS ones? Maybe from ones who are just too triggered to be alive

it's too funny that i spit my coffee on my phone 🤣

This is really fun but it looks like clippy doesn’t like Cortana very well

Ha ha intro was golden 😂

I was with this channel when it was still at 20k subs

😂😂 you shoulda called the micrapple store; Mi-Crap store😆

Your telepathic skills are good :)

i knew they were gonna replace siri with clippy lmao

This video is so littered with puns! It's making me so happy!

One word : SPYWARE. Oh, and I AM NOT AN APPLE SHEEP!!!!

Car seat for keyboard! 😂 so truuue!

Microapple - died of laughing!!!

Actually the Zune Interface coming back would be nice

ye the trashcan was built in portland. Its the same color as the ones in the city but isn't square.

I how many Apple execs watch Sam as their guilty pleasure

Tim Cook Accidently Cook himself

I was thinking about this video last night

That intro was dope

You love that big screen.

PORTLAND is the bestjoke i have ever heard

For the 1st time ever,,,i saw 209 likes and 0 dislike

you should do "if Nokia took over Apple." If they took over, the iPhone X would become the Nokia 33X, the iPad would become the "Windows tablet", and the macbook... I'm not sure.

i love all of these type of videos you make

Cortana is gone, Siri is gone, Clippy is taking over. Alexa is next.

I have no idea why this guy doesn't have million subscibers

If Microsoft discontinued the iPod Touch I would hate them like no other user.

Great Tim Cook joke!!

that opening pun tho🤣😂

I got a Microsoft ad at the start of this video...

honestly i agree on the adding of more usb type a ports to all of the macbook pro

“I’m on edge” 😂

Hi, i'm Sam Tucker from every company you can think of.

Hi Sam, You didn't give us a link for the music? 😕

I really enjoy your parodies, but could you make them more "tech" parodies, rather than just about mobile phones (and companies that make them)?

The red ring got me

If sam took over the world

ah yes my personal assistant clippy

i just love your puns...

We call it, the micro pod … except you need a microscope… good luck…

Goodbye trashcan, hello Cheese grater Mac Pro

"Now that we've got command....control of apple"

throughout this whole video i was farting with enjoyment

When you said Siri my Siri activated

Has a point tbh, no Full Sized USB ports on a “PRO” laptop is pretty damn inexcusable.

wow, he is true when the IPod will be discontinued

back in 2005-2006ish.....some 80% of Microsoft employees admitted to owning a ipod...i never saw a full breakdown of how much and who on this, but its still interesting....

"We'll also make all our Systems have no games."

Where's my sam and jon at?

I swear Sam is getting 1000 subs a day.

Why doesn't​ this guy have more subs???

How come Sam Tucker is in every company.

An iPhone made by Microsoft is literally a Microphone 🎤

0:00 good one! 😂😂😂 lmao

he predicted the ipod being discotenued

So Sam Tucker was from Sony, than Nintendo, Now Microsoft?!

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