What do you mean IF Minecraft was realistic??? I jump off a 1000 ft cliff while sitting in a boat, while landing on a vine, while going into multiple dimensions, while fighting dragons, while holding hundreds of pounds of loot at the same time every day!
Yeah, I jump off the moon while crafting a boat mid-air, and somehow not breaking all my bones and dieing when i sit in the boat, while going into a whole new dimension just to kill a stupid dragon, holding probably near 100,000 pounds of loot! I feel ya buddy.
'How does jumping off a cliff and landing on a boat sound like a good idea?' - The NPC 'Yeah, Exactly' - Bedrock Players 'Dude, It Works, I'm Going To Try It In Real Life!' - Java Players