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Plastic Surgeons: An investigation by Roger Horton.
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@benoitlaporte1700 Год назад

"I don't fucking care, I just want your money" crisp, Horton patented, honesty!

@AnnoyingMoose Год назад

This is the heart of capitalism right here!

@BobBob-rg9cp Год назад

@@AnnoyingMoose yup and a selling point people use because hey we want money what do those dirty (insert any other form of government we have been taught to fear) want? just dont think about what ill be willing to do for a buck and feel lucky that you have to use the money you need to live to enjoy being alive since we know we tricked you into thinking life was given to us and is nothing special and dont worry if ai do take over we rich can have enough money to ride out you starving before we make money no longer needed so you will never see the perfect world or the stars

@e-ben616 Год назад

@@AnnoyingMooseThis right here!!! It doesn't even matter what your morals or beliefs are. The same statement still applies because... Capitalism.

@mif_sovremennosty Год назад

This thing actually applies literally everywhere

@samf.s.7731 9 месяцев назад

Too real

@guitarstitch Год назад

Would it be a conflict of interest or the ultimate power play to do an episode: "If social media influencers were honest"

@taylorcoopersaccount Год назад

They did podcast

@andrewspears8891 Год назад

And they just did streamers.

@bobxyzp Год назад

How about “if online videos exposing institutions were honest”

@mattstyles2498 Год назад

Hes not an influencer.

@freeguy3751 Год назад

Would be interesting to see simply "If Roger were honest" lol We'll get to know the real Roger behind Roger! lol

@Mr_Gabbles Год назад

I like when people get plastic to look younger but it just makes them look a different kind of old

@anitam7547 Год назад

Those dolphin foreheads and lips that should be sucking algae from the inside of a fish tank. It all looks so needy. Even males getting overgroomed lady-brows repulses me.

@Halo_Legend Год назад

Glad to see an example on the screen too!

@richardarriaga6271 Год назад

I'll never get the duck lips thing.

@mikitz Год назад

It's all about 'feeling' young, not about actually being young again or being rejuvenated. People obsessed with their appearance will never be happy with the end result, regardless the amount of surgeries (Michael Jackson, anyone?).

@aceman9030 Год назад

@@mikitz I don't think mj did all em surgeries just to look young

@NeoAutodroid Год назад

Most cyclical old men just rant to their unsuspecting grandchildren at family reunions, Roger has instead channeled all that into a RU-vid channel to share with the world and I couldn't be more grateful.

@ishitagupta3132 Год назад

Cynical*

@NeoAutodroid Год назад

@@ishitagupta3132 lol guess I ought to proofread 😳

@GL-RTA_SOR 4 месяца назад

@@NeoAutodroid I always go with "auto correct strikes again" because, for me anyway, it's 100% true at least 90% of the time and 60% true or more for about half of the rest of the time (and let's face it, the other 5% of the time I suck at spelling lol) and the remaining percent is me either not proofreading or covering for sticking my foot in my mouth, and I'll plead the 5th as to how often the latter is 😊

@hilmyardiansyah7224 Год назад

Never get tired of Roger, stay healthy Roger we love you my man!

@Gameboyreaper Год назад

For real😂

@kevinvanfossen9537 Год назад

i do so agree

@mjp6099 Год назад

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@abid2006anwar Год назад

You are the Man.

@FrenchJae Год назад

@@petrichorgreyI learned a new word "codger" 😅

@kylemathews9677 Год назад

Roger destroying one industry after another with facts. 😂

@diosoth Год назад

Roger is like Illuminaughtii, dropping uncomfortable truths that the rich don't want dropped, but generally in a shorter format & with his targets likely too scared of him to target for retribution.

@southcoastinventors6583 Год назад

Destroying unlikely making people feel uncomfortable, absolutely

@PvblivsAelivs Год назад

Wellll, some facts. But he is selling ideas like women being oppressed.

@dominicfucinari1942 Год назад

@@PvblivsAelivs Nothing I've heard out of the manosphere or incel community has been convincing. To diosoth: Not sure whether the allegations against the iiluminaughtii were confirmed or debunked either way, but so far, it appears, at least Horton has no dirt on his recent past.

@PvblivsAelivs Год назад

@@dominicfucinari1942 "Nothing I've heard out of the manosphere or incel community has been convincing." And nothing I have heard from various claims of "oppression" has been convincing. Here's a hint. In the context of plastic surgery, if women were being oppressed (as per the sales pitch) it would be men bringing the women in to have the procedures done. And if women were treated as mere property (as the oppression olympics attempts to claim) there could be no such thing as an incel. The very fact that you use the term shows you don't really think women are oppressed. It's just a convenient narrative.

@aaronscarpa7469 Год назад

As a cardiologist, the only unrealistic part of this is a plastic surgeon carrying a stethoscope 😂

@treystephens6166 6 месяцев назад

I’m a part time dishwasher!

@NoName-ik2du Год назад

I'm horrified that plastic surgery for animals is a thing, let alone a _legal_ thing. I'm stunned that doesn't "count" as animal cruelty.

@marydewitt9623 Год назад

Yes. Animals, like small children, are not able to give informed consent.

@Zebra_3 Год назад

@@marydewitt9623 you're safe w/ animals according to Roger.

@trafalgarlaw8373 Год назад

Why would it be bad to give surgery to an animal, if its ok to kill em by the billions annually?

@kwaii_gamer Год назад

Oh no tail docking and ear cropping should be illegal

@MCorstjens Год назад

@@kwaii_gamer It already is in civilized countries

@henrybrennan Год назад

This was a good one, folks. The"clinic" title, "Dysmorphia Exacerbation"is a gem.

@DavidRichardson153 Год назад

Makes me want to open my own Mexican restaurant called "Casa de Chorro."

@mississippimoo8854 Год назад

honkers and donkers

@daninaydenova7115 Год назад

@@DavidRichardson153more like Casa del Horrors 😂

@vedritmathias9193 Год назад

I came across an eyeglasses store that was called a "myopia management centre"

@universalredguard Год назад

I already knew everything was a scam , Roger just amplified it for me

@3nertia Год назад

And yet, nothing ever changes...

@kakahass8845 Год назад

To be fair this is one of the least scammy ones.

@PvblivsAelivs Год назад

What you have to remember is that "Roger" is also a scam. Oh, yes, he's selling something too.

@tmartin6300 Год назад

Adam Ruins Everything already gave me some idea.

@dominicfucinari1942 Год назад

@@tmartin6300 Whatever became of that show anyway? Conover was *very* useful in exposing shady sales tactics across all these industries.

@dantereinhardt6911 Год назад

Glad Horton reminded everyone plastic surgery is still sometimes more than just aesthetic. When I was four years old I had to go through plastic surgery because I burned/exploded a good part of my toddler hand with fireworks. And despite the damage, the surgeon did such an amazing, the scars left are barely even visible even when I point them out to people.

@PJDAltamirus0425 Год назад

Umm, scars are livable part of your body, I have one on my right knee and it is has never bothered me even though it is highly visible.

@floricel_112 Год назад

@@PJDAltamirus0425they were four and their arm exploded/burned because of fireworks. It's a legitimate operation!

@dantereinhardt6911 Год назад

@@PJDAltamirus0425 Not hideous burn scars that would only grow as I grow too.

@iboofer Год назад

@@PJDAltamirus0425 Burn scars can cause painful, movement-limiting constrictions that make normal life impossible. It's not all just skinning your knee.

@googleaccount1658 Год назад

Not sometimes - most of the time. Plastic surgeons are physician surgeons of the skin, muscle, fat and more. They restore functionality to limbs and even reattach them, reconstruct body parts after severe injuries, can operate on fine muscles and tendons such as those in the hand, treat burn victims, and more. I really wish people would more often make a clear difference between regular plastic surgeons and cosmetic plastic surgeons.

@hew195050 Год назад

As a woman who had a boob job when her husband was constantly looking at her friend who had big ones, and now being 73, I now have deep regret and think about having them taken out every day of my life. DO NOT DO IT!

@JSharpe427 Год назад

Sorry to hear that. I had a friend who talked about getting implants just to see how she'd look but I told her she was fine the way she was. I hope she doesn't get them

@daviddavidsonn3578 Год назад

you had one job. You fucked up

@melissacooper8724 Год назад

Did that husband leave his wife for her friend anyway?

@JSharpe427 Год назад

@@melissacooper8724 I think the wife should have just divorced him if he didn't think she was good enough. And if the friend is a true friend, she would have stuck with her and said something to him about how he has a wife and should look at his wife, not her.

@melissacooper8724 Год назад

@JSharpe427 I agree the husband and so-called friend are both scum! And the wife made a big mistake on getting a boob job to please him!

@badd_dexter Год назад

“idfc, i just want your money” ~ valuable words to live by Roger

@Brandelwyn Год назад

Whole industry in a nutshell

@stevecooper7883 Год назад

@@BrandelwynTijuana Plastic Surgeons won't even mind if you have a case or not 😅

@Tonatact Год назад

Pretty much every single big corporation's mindset said in one phrase

@lappodude Год назад

capitalism at is finest.

@Bobsgerbilstore Год назад

I asked my plastic surgeon what the secret to good plastic surgery was and he told me, "Being very attractive to start with."

@Veronica.John10-10 Год назад

Ohh, facts!

@JSharpe427 Год назад

Damn!

@thetaekwondoe3887 Год назад

I like to say, "You can't fix ugly." Some of just have to accept we're ugly pieces of crap

@JSharpe427 Год назад

@@thetaekwondoe3887 sometimes it's better to accept yourself as is than to spend mucho dinero to surgically change for someone else, or to have surgery and possibly regret it later

@thetaekwondoe3887 Год назад

@@JSharpe427 Oh, I agree. Those people who get plastic surgery always look weird.

@JustJanitor Год назад

A salesman with a set of sharp knives and a god complex lmao. The sword at the end was perfect. Thanks again Roge

@Chris.Pontius Год назад

That camel joke is as real as it gets. There are camel beauty pageants and people cheated by surgically augmenting their camels.

@dawnstorm9768 Год назад

😮

@martinmarkov9707 Год назад

Grey cat is surprised at banana. Looks like a smoking ice cube, but is a gray cat. White cat is not amused enough to emote. It merely writes it off.

@telemachus7732 Год назад

Now WHAT kind of deviant is obsessed with humps?

@Veronica.John10-10 Год назад

@@martinmarkov9707there must either be a deep reference to something here that I don't get or... You just had a stroke.

@Authorthings Год назад

That's messed up... Wow.

@chriswhite3150 11 месяцев назад

“Are you ugly?” What an opening line 😂😂😂😂

@inkwarsandroid3963 2 месяца назад

statistically speaking...

@NoOneWhoMatters1952 Год назад

A friend of mine paid $10k for a facelift. She was the only person who could see any difference in her appearance. She's only 3 years older than I am but is constantly mistaken as my mother, which really infuriates her to no end.

@doubledip3181 Месяц назад

The emperor has no clothes.

@zach464 Год назад

Hilarious. I'd so love to see Roger do 'If Financial Planners and Banks Were Honest'

@SamanthaLaurier Год назад

Stock market too

@Saeronor Год назад

Therapists and activists following shortly after.

@tommytigert5993 Год назад

Banks and/or stock markets are too touchy of topics, he'd likely be offed along with the cameramen and maybe even going so far as to hunt down everyone who ever saw it..

@nicoleharrington9086 Год назад

Yes please 😭

@garrettedwardspears Год назад

Perfect!!!!

@user-mv3cg7hi7g Год назад

he cuts to the point in the first 5 seconds. solid.

@michaelsolomon3496 11 месяцев назад

"I'll say this with zero judgement, I don't really care I just want your money"😂

@LivingInTheShade Год назад

Roger is keeping it real. Never liked the thought of someone cutting up my body like a piece of meat. So if someone doesn't like my appearance it's not my problem as I don't constantly look at myself in the mirror 😂

@lovetotruck78 Год назад

So True 👍

@username-mk4qv Год назад

But don’t you remember what celebrities like Cardi B, Saweetie, the Kardashians and Jenners, etc said? Plastic surgery is the ultimate expression of self love. Therapy, meditation, and healthy deconstruction of negative self-talk? Who has time for that when you can pay someone to just replace your body with one that society arbitrarily says is the most desirable. Much easier to love yourself when society says you’re worthy of it now! Edit to say: this is satire

@DemonicAdj Год назад

Sounds about right. You're comfortable being you, to Hell with the rest of them. They should be more worried about being themselves.

@kingoffire105 Год назад

@@username-mk4qv Yes but I don't think its the right way to go as standards of beauty are changing everyday which means you could look attractive one day and ugly the next.

@LivingInTheShade Год назад

@@username-mk4qv That is a load of absolute rubbish it's self hate that drives you to go under the knife. You should not care if someone does not like what you look like. As someone in the comments pointed out society is fickle and beauty standards are always changing. If you want to let someone cut you up like a patchwork quilt go ahead.

@justanothermortal1373 Год назад

This is so true. People keep saying they do plastic surgery for themselves and not to impress others but it only circles back to you feeling insecure about society's beauty standards. Nothing more. Edit: unless it's for a life threatening situation

@ItIsTheLordWhoKeepsme Год назад

Is it also true for makeup?

@JatPhenshllem Год назад

@@ItIsTheLordWhoKeepsmeGood question

@ItIsTheLordWhoKeepsme Год назад

@@JatPhenshllem I think it is

@fosterfuchs Год назад

@@ItIsTheLordWhoKeepsme As a practicing Christian I find it highly ironic when someone with thick layers of makeup says "God doesn't make mistakes".

@ItIsTheLordWhoKeepsme Год назад

@@fosterfuchs reasonable. I find it weird that the people who complain about how makeup companies takes advantage of insecure people are the ones keeping the industry alive.

@JMorrall89 Год назад

Think it's hilarious that a lot of surgery to get "hot" makes people look more or less like clones of eachother.😂

@GabrielleTollerson 9 месяцев назад

EXACTLY. It's creepy and dystopian!!

@JacobPaul-ix7oc 5 месяцев назад

It reminds me of the people who get those big holes in their ears or put those cow rings in their noses to show their "individuality" while looking like every other person who does the same thing.

@emayaych Год назад

“The Humpty Dumpty special. Will take you apart and put you back together again in a single procedure.” That had me rollin!! 🤣🤣

@JordanElliottMcClure Год назад

People do this to animals? MONSTERS!

@stephenduckham9736 Год назад

Only wanted my rabbit to feel good about his/her/their/there/they're winky woo woo 😂

@JannPoo Год назад

Wait until you learn that Dobermans get their ears cropped and tails docked. There's no such thing in nature as a doberman with pointy ears and a stump for a tail. All the dobermans you see with that outlook, have received that procedure.

@georgemorley1029 Год назад

My thoughts exactly.

@lauranolastnamegiven3385 Год назад

testicle implants are real, too, for dog owners who want to be responsible (have them neutered), but still want the 'look' of an intact dog, either because their manhood is tied to their dog, or, because they have the silly idea that the dog will 'miss them'

@TheAeris07 Год назад

I had a neighbor that debarked their dog, talk about cruelty and they still declaw cats. Pet tattoos are a thing too.

@Tootsie806 Год назад

I am living proof that some plastic surgeons are wonderful. A car wreck left me a mess. Thanks to the wonderful surgeons, I can go into public without making little children cry.

@thesamples1304 Год назад

That sarcastic laugh followed by "of course you are" gets it.

@Gummy_Pop. Год назад

"Their heuvos look like they've got yoda scissor lock" 🤣that had me sending whoever did the script deserves a payrise

@MistbornPrincess Год назад

I had surgery as a baby for a cleft palate, then in college for the same thing. I also had a Leforte 1 as a teen for dental work: they put plates in my cheeks and chin and did something to my nose. I came out with an overbite instead of an underbite and a slightly more oval face and my eyes don’t bulge as much-honestly, the latter is what sold me on it. I grt a kick out of letting people touch the prominent screw in my cheek and watch them go “Eww!” 🤪 My mom gets Botox for a medical condition and does loose a few wrinkles every 4 months, but sometimes they come back.

@Julia-lk8jn Год назад

I've seen a picture documentation of cleft palate surgery on a baby, and gosh dang, that's close to magic. It's a mean birth defect, and I'm so glad that we live in a time where that doesn't have to mess up somebody's health and youth. Also: prominent screw? How awesome, you are walking classic movie shout-out! Let me know when you're in the vicinity of Berlin. I'll trade you a scar along the hair line, but i'ts so tidy that it barely counts.

@magikdust2095 9 месяцев назад

My aunt was born with pallet issues. When she was younger, she could put peas in her mouth and spit them out of her nose. I don't think she really got it fixed, though, because it was always really hard to understand her when she talked. She still talks funny and is hard to understand because she basically doesn't have a proper roof inside her mouth. If she did get it fixed, it was before the doctors were good enough at it that they could actually fix it. I've seen some people who got it fixed where you could barely even tell they ever had anything wrong. Doctors got a lot better than they were back when she was young... she's probably in her 70s now.

@unathinxasana1651 Год назад

"Of course you are " Roger 😂

@DisplacedDetroitDiva Год назад

He took me out with "Jeff Bezos posing for a selfie"! I'm officially 💀💀💀

@edgarlarios4718 Год назад

The very opening statement had me literally bust out laughing. Loudly. 😂

@aquaticplantsavage6625 Год назад

This guy should have millions of followers

@southcoastinventors6583 Год назад

These Honest ads use to be part of Cracked channel and he routinely go millions of views and since people who watch RU-vid video are lazy it takes awhile before people sub to a new channel

@NyanyiC Год назад

Share, share, share and appease the algorithm gods with likes and comments

@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 Год назад

Na, he’s too woke, and makes people question the world around them. Many are too fearful of feeling personally attacked by a stranger in a video

@Bonez091391 Год назад

Yea right people HATE the truth!

@standardofexcellence Год назад

Most people can't handle the truth and those that could won't find it by those who spread lies (algorithms)

@thericethatsmilesback5464 9 месяцев назад

“Statistically speaking you probably are” I woke up my neighbors laughing😂 such a low effort, high degree general burn 🤣

@theadrenalizedartist6843 Год назад

“…Yoda in a Scissor lock…” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Roger makes my day

@bluevioletandlilac Год назад

I went to a legitimate plastic surgeon to fix tubular breasts (a genetic issue in my family) and honestly, the man was an artist. I'm 100% pleased, worth every penny, 10/10 would do again if I had it to do it all over. So, while plastic surgery is overall toxic, the point they raise that it can help you in small doses is very true.

@tamsel814 Год назад

I recently also went to one for an eye lid correction. Having extra skin runs in family and I somehow got it the worst. It was considered purely cosmetical to fix but on top of my eyes looking much better I won't have to worry about the skin drooping over my eyes and reducing my vision in the future. It was totally worth it to me.

@berni1011 Год назад

Agreed, I especially apreciate the work they do with face burn victims and other type of severe scaring of the face, it's almost magic how they can almost perfectly reconstruct someones face.

@Julia-lk8jn Год назад

Just googled 'tubular breasts' and yep, that's a mean trick to play on anybody. And then there are of course scars from accidents, birth defects ... and seriously, maybe one day the skin around my eyes is so droopy that it impedes my vision. But my guess would be that 75% of all plastic surgery is just the outcome of way, way, way too many photo-shopped images in ads, posters, glossy magazines, and the sixth circle of hell AKA social media.

@davidhoward4715 Год назад

The brutal fact is that we *_are_* judged by our looks. When people talk about "natural" beauty, that works if you happen to be naturally good-looking.

@user-uk6qs5fu9z Год назад

agreed to the fullest

@JesusisliterallyHim 7 месяцев назад

What does that even mean you know that attractiveness is subjective right…right?

@brandon9689 Год назад

Did you see the way Roger cut that guy's robes off at the end? Rodger knows what he's doing! I'm sold!

@scruffiestofnerfherders7397 Год назад

cannot unhear "yoda in a scissor lock"

@mearetom Год назад

How come this guy has only 80k subscribers? Roger's contents are entertaining and with facts. Can't believe.

@Leith_Crowther Год назад

You just answered your own question

@martinmarkov9707 Год назад

Bread takes time to be baked. The seller will put it out when it's just about to catch mold.

@PriceyP Год назад

The truth hurt

@user-uk6qs5fu9z Год назад

because most people are stupid and theyd rather hear comforting lies than painful truths.

@jonclark8252 Год назад

"I don't f*****g care. I just want your money" Hahaha ha. Rodger, you're the BEST

@personincognito3989 Год назад

As a person who works in the medical field and for many years now I want to say this is funny and so very true.

@potatopirate5557 Год назад

They made me get botox in my forehead, scalp & neck for migraines and it did shit all but cause an extreme migraine for over a week and made it painful and almost impossible to use my neck and shoulder muscles for over a month. When i got my hair wet in the shower, due to the weight, i could not lift my own head up without using my hands... felt like Beetlejuice or Death Becomes Her. For a couple of months, my eyebrows were flattened into unexpressive dashes and the migraines never stopped.

@ryomaanime4563 Год назад

Uuh.. Why would you go to a plastic surgeon for migraine ??

@potatopirate5557 Год назад

@@ryomaanime4563 In my case, the neurologist did it. But they mentioned medical purposes for botox in the vid. My point was that botox isn't the easy peasy thing people make it out to be.

@may51973 Год назад

A colleague of mine did it but only on the forehead where she felt most the migraines. The justification behind it was to relax de forehead muscle that supposedly where one of the reasons to have migraines. As she put it, it was good because she go no wrinkles for a while but she began to feel the migraines elsewhere in her head. The first uses of botox were medical, namely in Ophtalmology

@Bluestar1079 Год назад

Honestly hadn't thought about it before but Ironically this video just gave me the idea to get plastic surgery.

@attilakohbor3360 Год назад

because of you are in this business already ?

@Bluestar1079 Год назад

@@attilakohbor3360 my 2007 Honda Civic would beg to differ

@JSharpe427 Год назад

Be careful. Know your surgeon before doing business with them

@time2livelife Год назад

The cosmetic animal procedures thing was so horribly on point that I don’t know whether to laugh or cry

@kennichdendenn Год назад

As someone with a quite disfiguring birth defect, I am very happy about the cosmetic aspects of my surgeries (which the notoriously stingy public health insurance paid, so the functional aspects definitely were there) 😁

@Leith_Crowther Год назад

Whether insurance covers a procedure says absolutely nothing about how functional or not it is.

@kennichdendenn Год назад

@@Leith_Crowther well... Yes 😁. But if it were purely cosmetical, they usually actually won't pay.

@tamsel814 Год назад

@@kennichdendenntrue, but even it is practical they may refuse. Plus the line is hard to determine sometimes. In my country (the Netherlands) there was a buzz in the news papers about woman often being rejected for breast reconstruction surgery after having to remove a breast due to cancer.

@veggiesarefruits 10 месяцев назад

Reconstructive surgery is different from elective cosmetic surgeries. If it helps you breathe better, sleep easier, chew your food better, and genuinely improves your health, I don't see a problem with it.

@alixx_legenddark_xx2819 4 месяца назад

😮 I’m surprised insurance even pays for things

@achievecollege Год назад

These ads only get better - and Roger ages like fine wine!

@DrJ-hx7wv Год назад

This is one of the best yet.

@JanTheViking Год назад

Da.

@muhammadabdullahwaseem3040 12 дней назад

Roger has effortlessly made it onto every single corporation's death list.

@justinciallella4724 Год назад

I appreciate you addressing the ills that plague society.

@discreetscrivener7885 Год назад

This makes me feel better about the one plastic surgeon I’ve worked with (I work at a hospital, an ocular surgeon) is that he mostly seems to discourage his patients from getting work done. I’ve only seen him more encouraging when the patient’s vision is effected because of drooping kids, stuff like that.

@pamelamays4186 Год назад

Suggestion: If The Childcare Industry Was Honest. For example, childcare tuition for a year can possibly cost more than college tuition for a year. Tuition for infant care is the most expensive.

@jonathanjones3126 Год назад

Having worked at a daycare I can tell you it is because of the ratios of adult to infant and max class size that government sets. For us in utah max of 4 infants to 1 adult max 8 infants in a room. If their was a infant in a mixed class of ages max of 8 kids. For 5 year Olds we where allowed to have 12 for 1 adult and could have somewhere around 20 with 2 or 3 adults.

@jenaminton7009 Год назад

There are reasons behind it. For one thing, we have ratios for the classrooms. Infants is one to four. Toddlers one to five. Twos are one to six. Threes, fours, and five s are one to ten.Two, the money goes to the upkeep up the center, buying supplies for the center including food, paying teacher salaries (which isn't great because yeah considering they basically pay us teachers pennies), and paying the salaries of all the other staff like Cook, Director, Assistant Director, and spending money on extra stuff as well. Yeah, we aren't just sitting on a big pile of money laughing like crazy.

@medievalbox4395 Год назад

My brain told me to come here

@youtubestudiosucks978 Год назад

My brian told me to misspell it's name for some reason

@DemonicAdj Год назад

My color square told me to come here.

@noahmegill3716 Год назад

It's been so cool to see how much fun Roger seems to be having with the new channel!

@gojosgirl6487 Год назад

I love how this starts off with "are you ugly?"

@janeentumbao8690 Год назад

A- I knew I would love this video by the title alone! B- I should have known better than to watch this while eating! C- I love y'all! This is the perfect way to start the week!!! D- What the fuck is a protuberance?????😂😂😂😂 ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉

@Drew-bc7zj Год назад

I haven't stopped laughing since the "Oink-Oink-Oink" part of the "If Perfume Ads Were Honest" video! 🐷

@raymondcragg7282 Год назад

I only have one problem with Rogers videos and that is we don't get enough of them

@sophierobinson2738 Год назад

Have you seen Honest Government Ads by Juice Media?

@raymondcragg7282 Год назад

@@sophierobinson2738 no but I will now. Thanks

@paulis7319 Год назад

I was gonna get plastic surgery but I'm already so hot I would melt the plastic.

@spinolover124 Год назад

Narcissism.

@paulis7319 Год назад

@@spinolover124 yep, that’s why I love it when it rains…then I can stare at myself in a puddle instead of eating.

@slowloris2996 Год назад

@@paulis7319Hilarious (genuinely)

@user-uk6qs5fu9z Год назад

just wait a few years. dont forget to buy the cats.

@Kcali111 Год назад

These videos are super on point. Natural till I die.

@nathansongsnob7335 Год назад

"are you ugly?" best opening ever.

@DemonicAdj Год назад

Up there with the job listing for the car wash in Aqua Teen. "Are you gullible? And stupid? As Hell?"

@Jeromy1986 Год назад

Now I want to go rewatch Repo The Genetic Opera

@ibangedthepinkranger Год назад

"Honkers and donkers" is now in my in my daily vocab. Thanks roger!

@EweChewBrrr01 Год назад

Do you plump anything besides dumpers? Hahahaha That is one of the funniest lines I’ve heard. 😂😂😂

@AtomicBuffalo Год назад

"We leave no fold untucked." The pride in the pause after that witticism is great craft.

@userbugs Год назад

Roger's surgical iajiutsu is flawless. A true master of the craft.

@hammond1994 10 месяцев назад

Damn! That shine on Rogers shoes would make a Drill Sergeant cry tears of joy.

@CTCTraining1 Год назад

Thank you Roger ... looks like my best plan is to “surgically” remove all the mirrors from my house 👍 Keep up the great work 😀👍

@jpraise6771 Год назад

You good bro?

@ALunarLight Год назад

Honestly I never look in mirror and am always surprised when I see myself in photos. "Oh no that's me."

@phoqusing Год назад

Just for your information Plastic surgery is probably one of the best surgical specialties. Mainstream cosmetic surgery is just a subspecialty under plastic surgery. Plastic surgery is mainly involved with reconstructive surgery such as burn wounds and reattachments of extremities.

@dehvvd Год назад

You outdid yourselves in this episode Horton and Team. This was so entertaining 👏🏽

@y_fam_goeglyd Год назад

That is scarily accurate. As ever, Roger, you're the only one to give true life lessons!

@ReaIHuman Год назад

"I don't care, I'm just here for your money" Every politician on earth.

@davidhoward4715 Год назад

Actually, no. People get cynical about politicians when their own side loses.

@DemonicAdj Год назад

Not rightly fair, some go into politics for the power. Maybe they can't get it up and imposing stuff on others is the only way to get off anymore.

@joshk.6246 Год назад

Savings? Welllllllll sign me up 😂. I laughed so hard at "yoda in a scissors lock", I started coughing.

@misterprickly Год назад

I've been saying, for years, that plastic surgeons are just salesmen in scrubs! I'm glad that I'm not the only one who thinks that.

@nalod23 Год назад

If having kids was honest

@Nooy_ Год назад

No sleep- the miracle of life

@victorgarcia4145 Год назад

Roger sounds like my conscience before i make any decisions

@RobertoFornaro Год назад

Been watching this channel for a couple days. Now I know for certain to not mess with Roger, for he is a master of the Blade

@jamiephilliplanglois5141 Год назад

Honestly dude you are saving lives.......roger for president

@ToyKeeper Год назад

While people do some pretty questionable stuff, it's also important to remember that plastic surgery can save lives, or can make a huge difference in quality of life. Like, breast augmentation after a masectomy to remove cancer, or various surgeries for trans people, or a nose job which allows someone to finally breathe normally, or removing a big wart on someone's face, or a zillion other things. It's not all scams and vanity.

@HO-bndk Год назад

Yes, he literally says that too.

@ToyKeeper Год назад

@ibisarenotbinchickens9846There are a ton of "plastic" surgeries which greatly improve the patient's quality of life and are officially classified as medically necessary and thus covered by insurance. These were just a few examples.

@extropiantranshuman Год назад

4:12 only an honest ad would make me shy in terror and give myself a few minutes to get it together lol

@oj6290 Год назад

Used to know a chick back in school who’s father was a plastic surgeon. Needless to say, she got picked up in a Mercedes from school and lived in a 3 story house up until she moved, and this industry makes far too much money off insecure ppl

@JZT-JZT 11 месяцев назад

It took me years, but I now know that I am ugly. I don’t need anyone, just my pets. They love me for who I am.

@AustynSN Год назад

He had me at "correcting deviated septums". (I had multiple surgeries on my nose as a kid to remove a cyst, then later to rebuild it using bone from my hip. I can barely breathe through my nose now. I've sometimes wondered if something like that would be feasible.)

@DanaTheInsane Год назад

It is, I had a cosmetic nose job, but since he was in there he did the septum, so worth it.

@TheJaraVerse Год назад

When the camera pulled back to show Roger holding a sword case, I knew that whatever would follow could never be bad. 😂

@Sarx88 Год назад

Roger deserved his own channel years ago

@jeffreymwakalobo9201 9 месяцев назад

“Looking like Yoda in a scissor lock” 😂🤣💀 I love this guy.

@DuffBeer2nd Год назад

Knocked that one out of the park!

@solfly6 8 месяцев назад

I appreciate this honesty. I am going to make an appointment with a plastic surgeon now. Thanks Roger!

@dantedisbrow3987 Год назад

Hilarious, you should do if heating and cooling was honest

@vacuumcleaner_6238 Год назад

this man deserves more subs

@mcawesome4150 Год назад

“If Michelin Star Restaurants were honest”, “If Dog Ownership were honest”

@DemonicAdj Год назад

Pet ownership was one of his older ones. Sentient Living Animals (Vaccinations Extra)

@mcawesome4150 Год назад

@@DemonicAdj ooh thanks, will check it out!

@user-nq1sk4wd6l 10 месяцев назад

This guy should have his own movie.....someone get to work on a screenplay right away....... Roger Horton for President !!!!

@olas2012 Год назад

Fleeting beauty standards? My life is fleeting. So is ok

@somewinner8229 Год назад

Roger Horton is literally the George Carlin of our modern era. And though it's been said countless times, it bears repeating: He must be protected at all costs 😅

@dawnstorm9768 Год назад

A national treasure!

@martinmarkov9707 Год назад

He's too old to be targeted.