If Puss In Boots Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes (UPDATED) 

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You can add health code violation at jack horner factory

The fact Humpty gets the death penalty and not Jack Horner feels too wrong

The fact that Death only got an warning

How does Jack get 22 life sentences but not the death penalty? He's proven to be a major threat to society even if his most heinous crimes can be argued down to reckless endangerment

Jack also stuck his thumb in a pie and his factory is clearly unsanitary. That would get it shut down.

Big Jack horner stole many MANY artifacts, so countless massive theft/grand larceny charges, also stealing Excalibur would legally count as usurping the throne as it was meant to be pulled out of the stone by the rightful future king, but in this timeline, it'll likely never happen. also the 52+ unicorn horns would count as poaching sacred and endangered creatures (even though some could argue that unicorns can be reborn, but BJH likely ensured they can't be im sure).

Personally, I don't see Death as a villain, though he is established as the main villain in the movie. He's literally an immortal concept if not deity, and the reason he exists is to escort those that lost their lives to the afterlife. He does make some really great points as to why Puss deserves to die again, however it does seem a little biased and unjustified.

Death's first encounter would probably self defense😂 Puss struck first and took the initiative, Death hadn't done anything so far.

Death's case should be reviewed again, because, by his own admition, he is cheating. This shows that what he is doing to Puss, falls outside of the scope of his job and is done through personal interest. His case should be reviewed again, so he can be charged for the crimes he commited.

5:50, he’s not just doing his job. He’s breaking his job’s rules by doing that.

Fun fact: Notice the carriage that Jack has throughout the movie, and you'll realize what's pulling it.....

5:14 YOU TOOK HIS HAIR!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he looks better like that

5:23 Just to note, in my school vr game, he has been stalking the Swat Mutant Skibidi toilet for a few weeks and stopped once Goalius killed it and gave his weapon back (Also he shows up in the game as the 1 who deals with the eliminated who are characters changed for there crimes)

Also goldilocks bear family has another charge hurting cats

BRO JACK HORNER SHOULD NOT ONLY HAVE 6 or somthing crimes

Why is Jack bald as a basketball 🏀 😅😅😂😂😂😂

When Humpty Dumpty captured the duck, you could’ve made a child abduction because the duck was still a kid

U see that? Goldilocks and the Bears- bad boys (don't try to fuck them up) Jack Horner- true gangster Death- top dog(he is doing whatever he wants and u can't do anything with it) Humpty Dumpty- What if Binladen was an egg Jack and Jill- wierd couple from the next door

5:25, at least you’re acknowledging that he is a villain. A lot of people like to pretend he’s just doing his job as The Grim Reaper, even though he’s obviously not. You can’t die of death itself and Puss wasn’t dying of anything. He wasn’t doing his duty by claiming Puss’s soul when Puss’s life had come to an end, he was trying to kill Puss himself. (And it wasn’t to teach Puss to value life. If it were, then he wouldn’t have gotten angry when Puss learned his lesson.) He is (most definitely) a villain.

Why does a freaking octopus ( Dave from penguins of Madagascar ) have more crimes than big jack Horner😭😭😭

6:19 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LAUGHED SO HARD

Can you really charge Death when what he’s doing is LITERALLY part of his job?

6:20, It’s attempted murder. He should get more than a warning for that.

Death is weak until you are close to death thats when he IS pure death

6:21, you let the people who pretend that he’s not a villain get to you, didn’t you.

Can you really charge death? Despite being the physical manifestation of death itself, he's just trying to do his job. Even though he begins trying to kill Puss before his last life runs its course (which is 2nd degree attempted murder), he had reasons because he was PISSED about how Puss wrecklessly wasted all 8 of his previous lives (still not good justification for attempted murder). Then again, once the movie ended, he said that they'll meet again one day, once Puss' time has come.

Humptys sentence BREAKFAST

5:49 Actually not really, remember: He’s not meant to kill the living, only meant to deal with the dead, so going after Puss is abuse of his powers simply because Puss annoys him. He knows he’s breaking the rules, as he shushes the one that called him out.

0:17, wouldn’t that be breaking and entering?

5:06 that was self-defense. He had been shoved and had a bear towering over him and wasn't really focused on moving him to the barrier. And 6:19 Death can be Justified because there were probably rules of cats' lives that Puss was attempting to break by wishing for more so that can be classified as doing his job.

"Oh ho ho! What a good boy am I..." - Big Jack Horner

Humpty Dumpty in the thumbnail looking like a grandpa who just crapped himself 💀

2:50 Twilight Sparkle is in TEARS over this

We NEED a If Ranma ½ characters Were Charged For Their Crimes video.

"I just love the smell of fear!" - Death

The fact an egg got more charges then Death himself is oddly hilarious to me.

"Y'Know, it took a lot of murdering to get 22 life sentences!"

I’m pretty sure the horses Jack used to pull his carriage were those baby unicorns all grown up.

3:07 The Midas Touch Also Kills Human and Any Living Beings And in any case, Jack Killed a Teen with Midas Touch

Why is he bald when you showed all of his crimes💀💀💀💀💀💀

Jack Horner's assault for the bug whose name I forgot is actually mutilation as the wings get torn off, permanentally changing the life for the locust XD

8:50 "the wolf sentence is coming for you"

Jack & Jill has to replace a 5,99 dollar Reception call. 9:40

Death deals with the dead not the life. He doesn’t become a bounty hunter after 8 lives or near (like 26 years) death. The Grim Reaper comes when your like 10 minutes away from death.

Who noticed for humpty when he got the death sentence instead of having death penalty it says the wolf is near and ack Horner should have his factory shut down

Goldilocks hit kitty so that's animal cruelty. And Jack burned the roses so.. arson.

Goldy Locks would also get animal cruelty for hitting cat with a stick .

0:37 Seija dunnit (the video music also sounds like one part of Reverse Ideology)

Jack baldin' out in the thumbnail 💀

I would have imagined the bears and Goldilocks would get something for kidnapping and holding the dog hostage plus the fight on the star but I really wouldn’t know what to call that since in a small way it was self defense but not really but hey I’m no expert

0:40 thats not assault, rather torture

6:15 “the shush emote”

NAH😂😂😂 5:14

Dude got balls to try warn death itself strait up about crimes, 😂😂 Also, where’s Jack’s hair when you list the crimes

3:09 “Ever heard of the Midas touch?” Why would you touch it after he said “Midas touch?!”

Nothing on breaking and entering with the bears and Goldi when they went after Mama Luna and Jack? That's two. Assault with a weapon at Jack's.

Would the Excalibur be a national treasure technically, so wouldn’t stealing it be grand larceny

You forgot about arson burning down the plants of Jack

Death just did his job

2olf is staring at my soul at this thumbnail lol

Jack Horner just leaving his chef to die.

4:14 "You're not gonna shoot the puppy are ya jack?" *-Yeah in the face why?-*

8:50 the wolf is near XD

Funny, how death DID actually break something. Puss in boots was a criminal. He could kill him, but death many times just scared puss. Not try to capture him,just watching.

The Wolf (Death) broke stuff and made Puss bleed during his first battle. And he was harassing him a long time. But our hero did accept his fate and Death left without feedback.

How do you charge the physical manifestation of death? It's literally death

Technically he's not doing his job he's just cheating

Can you do next what if Disney Villans was charged for their crimes part 3. 1 Hans - frozen 2 scar - the lion king. 3 uslua - the littie mermaid 4 Shan kang - jungle book

48 assault charges on the Goldilocks gang

5:14 bold jack

Goldilocks and the bears also kidnapped Perrito

Daddy bear sounds like sniper from tf2

Really giving life sentence for murder😂

you also forgot a murder charge on the carpit because its a living thing and he killed it with the trident

ah yes, grnadlarceny, my favourite crime

Didn't jack hornor do arson to

5:17 bro think he boss baby with that cut

Shouldn’t death kinda get a stalking charge because he was shown to always be following puss and it was shown in a way that was very similar to humptys scene where he got a stalking charge

Bro made jack bald on the thumbnail

I thought Mummy Bear was killed by Lord Farquaad and made into a rug

5:20 AHOOP jumpscare

fine jack for osha violations

First one is not trespassing. It is home invasion, assault, and false imprisonment. When they broke into Jacks building would be burglary as they intended to commit a crime by doing so. Hitting Puss isn’t assault, it was self defense, Puss is a dangerous outlaw. Hitting a beaker man wouldn’t really be assault since they were all fighting there. Hitting Kitty can count as assault but she is also dangerous and they were all still fighting. The map never belonged to Kitty so it isn’t grand larceny, no one here owns the map. The map wasn’t shown to be owned by anyone previously, it really wouldn’t be grand larceny. He also would be charged with being an accomplice to murder. Though of the map did belong to someone, it would count as conspiracy, grand larceny, and accomplish to murder. The baby unicorn horn thing is character evidence which would be too admissible in court, it could be argued he acquired them through hunting season or bought them from another person. Puss and Kitty did technically steal from him, it can be argued he was trying to get his property back, they are also 2 dangerous outlaws who broke into his shop. Another case of character evidence, he didn’t murder them, you can’t really prove he used them as pawns either in a court. They were being attacked by dangerous plants and there was nothing he could reasonably do want the moment. He can be charged with negligence and reckless endangerment. He would also be charged with intimidation as he held Perito in 🏹 point. Wouldn’t be second degree, it would criminal negligence and/or manslaughter. Using the bakers as a bridge would count as first degree murder, it can also be argued that the bakers willingly chose to do it. Him hitting the cricket isn’t assault as the cricket was on him with outs his consent. Him almost killing the bear isn’t assault as Baby assaulted him, Baby threatened physical harm and possibly sexual assault in him. It was lucky self defense from a legal standpoint. Death can technically be considered a bounty hunter here by law, he was wanted so following him or trying to kill him wouldn’t be illegal as he has “wanted dead or alive” posters everywhere. Death admitted he wasn’t a bounty hunter and was in fact, Death, his job is to deal with the living, not the dead so what he is doing is illegal, though I don’t think the law has a jurisdiction in Death. So they can’t do anything about it. The giant has been dead so it doesn’t count as trespassing since no one owns it, even if they did, it would count as burglary. Stealing the little chick really wouldn’t count as grander larceny as no one owns it, it can count as child abduction though. It would more accurately be domestic terrorism charge. Jack and Jill really can’t be charged with dangerous mis use of firearms as Puss broke into their abode and he is a dangerous criminal so killing him wouldn’t be a crime as he is wanted dead or alive. Puss and Kity did tie up both Jill and her brother so what she did can count as self defense and also lawful imprisonment. What they did to Puss would count as assault occasioning actual bodily harm.

why is no one talking about jack being bald in the thumbnail

Could Jack also get an arson charge for the phoenix?

Jack Horner has a body count!

Would be more fun if it wasn't (just) US charges. Almost no country has death sentence for example.

You forgot Arson for Jack Horner once he used the Phoenix bird as a flamethrower.

Death should also be charged for all the other people keep killed so…100000000000000000000000000000000000000 years or something

BigJackHorner will be charged for gross negligence because the chefs are not wearing oven muffin and he’s pie factory will have a shut down 🤢👨‍🍳🥧🏭

Shouldn't Humpty be charged with kidnapping, as the golden goose is a baby goose

Shouldn't Death also get stealing? He stole a bottle of alcohol im guessing and drank it right there after stealing it

5:18 why is he bald 😂

boxtrolls movie why not do this one next😊

Jack got more than twice the lives of a cat-

Do you do requests? If so, can you do Steven Universe villains charged for their crimes?

How do you get the property destruction charges? Like the sum of money.

Bro egghead mewing ☠️

00:19 *breaking and entering Also where is "intimidation" a charge