If Red Tails was a British Film 

"Yes" is always the best answer

Martin XY Agreed

@@martinxy1291 yes

The fact that your profile picture is Hetalia America makes it better

Pakifilms why thank you!

OBSTACLE. OBSTACLE.

Squire terrain, pull up woop woop. Terrain, pull up woop woop.

For some strange reason, I have that movie downloaded on my laptop and I end up watching it a lot at the airport before I board the plane.

Squire IM TURNING ON THE APU

@@RedRazorback15 we won't make it

Ling Ling he had already said somehing about charlies in the trees at the start

Goddamn VC

Lol 🤣

"What are we shooting at?" "Yes."

also said goddamn VC after killing a french

TheYedmeister There’s a beast, deep inside. It will not die. IT WILL FIGHT BACK

Hold J to leave your aircraft

Yeah, i noticed the reference there. They should have said:" Just hold J"

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT,THEY PULL ME BACK IN

That's what she said

That’s an understatement. Absolute understatement I say!!

Yes

This is exactly the quality content i wanted for this channel

Yeah

And it’s still better than the midway movie!

Don't worry, I'll go get him skipper

Planes N' Stuff HEYO BROTHER Thanks for filming Kobe’s flight at Markham for the 2017 Jets over markham event :D

@Henry Sutter the twin engine one was a whirlwind

It's very true tbh.

Ach ja! Einfacht besiegt, kommen zu mir Galland!

Yes is a good answer

Reeeaaaly American

@@ryanhopf8324 Im starting to suspect americans are like 40k Orks...

@@ryanhopf8324 Danes just have air rifles... Seriously our gun legislation used to be completely fucked, basically we could own any air powered rifle we desired with no regulations applying to them. Still a basic low power rifle is unregulated to this day, seeing as actually killing someone with a BB pellet is...well... At that point using the rifle as a club is a lot easier? Not to mention the range is uh...embarrassing?

I'm pretty sure the line is "GUESS!" but close enough.

"YES WHAT" "YES WERE ONDER ATAKE BY THES FUCKING BRITISH

BOYS"

It is yes put on subtitle

@Ryan Robison Um no... they were speaking French the French national anthem was playing and I’m pretty sure it was a French aircraft. Is this bait?

@Ryan Robison yes it was french, it was a narval 8000, which is made by the french. it also had french insigmas tail marks, speaked french and had the french anthem sped up playing in the backgroumd

The French anthem playing in the background makes it even better lol

Your watching it now also wow!

Its so rare that the lastest footage of him playing warthunnder was 7 years ago

@Teapot hahah

Dud you mean birds of steel?

Oh snap !

i crie everitem

Big rip

Can I get a rip In chat

F

French detected eliminating

Was just about to comment, but scrolled thru just in case👌

TIE in Germany? I'm not surprised.

@@subarunatsuki4145 considering the fact that the Empire has stormtriopers just that those arent elite troopers) another thing,Star wars guns are mostly based lff of WW2 guns

@@Mangos1021 The entire battles actually. The battle of Yavin is based off a movie called Dam busters. Watch Generation Tech, its really funny how many parallels there are. Its cool

That was clearly a TIE Interceptor

Too American.

Im sorry but that only happens in vietnam when americans jump out of there planes with napalm flame throwers in hand blazing the shit out of the bushes

An I wish to.

We Texans get a little excited and generally forget the little details like parachutes, such as it is, Texans are in short supply and that particular B-17 had already used it's quota of Texans for the month.

this is a film, not real life.

Table abuse* why?!

I pissed my self

Goldie wake me up when yo... Oh god why?

Yes

Hey its a British film

4:28 guess the Germans are in the galactic empire

Every single German soldier: wait what the faq?

Z O O M

Stranger things

Now all I need's a wife...

Squire don’t do it man!! Lol

@@SquireComedy why a wife? There was romance allready...

@@SquireComedy noo, characters with wifes die first in movieees

@@psychologicallyunstable2499 baby on the way is guaranteed to die first.

yeah true

His face is even more rubbish than th Rhim. Bros. M.K. 108 of 30 from the ME 262

Lol

lmao

"Marvellous, but what are you going to do with the airplane?"

Sully would be proud

Heaven Leigh Cupcakes I absolutely lost it there.

Hudson River in Europe 20/10

*PULL UP! TERRAIN TERRAIN!*

Not enough tea, you missed the train....

"Don't get cocky kid"

Settle down you nerf herder

Excuse me just a random breath test have you been drinking any non british made tea lately.

@@sjonnieplayfull5859 Train??? Oh you mean the Zeppelin right??

oh boi

Yes.

God daim it Goldie i can see that

Normal war thunder callouts

Yep!

HAH I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND NOW

The 262 TIE fighter thing was very good

You are me. And I am you.

Hello there

A US bomber captain wouldn't really have ridiculed a Hurricane like that (even if he managed to identify them correctly, which 99% of the time any aircrew didn't), they were not that obsolete yet, nor were they even particularly obsolete looking compared to other modern aircraft. If they wanted to make that joke, they should have had them flying Gloster Gladiators.

'De-Nerf' = 'Buff'

Gaijan only understands reverse Psychology when every country talks except russia

@@noodlelover7464 i think they lick boot of german players too 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@@fabioartoscassone9305 Na, look at the statistics and the stuff dataminers have found. Whatever buff they give to Russia, they give an equivalent nerf to Germany.

Haha, glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for watching :)

TENNO HEIKA BANZAI!

Since I couldn’t figure out how to edit my comments, I have to make another one so I could somewhat edit it: Holy shit, 299 likes?! This is amazing! THANK YOu!

The 262 kind of makes sense as a TIE analog. Twin Ion Engine, twin jet engine, both faster than their "good guy" counterparts, both in service with totalitarian governments.

Did you ever find out? He's amazing in all the vids he's in.

Just watch the video untill the end and you'll find out

All of them should be war thunder voice actors lol

Agree

It’s Phly who dose the American voice Edit: never mind I thought it was Phly. But man this Rob guy does a good job and does sound like Phly XD.

Goooooood, German propaganda machinery worked on the most Britsh brit there is ^^

Ok

Squire, have you ever been to the costford air museum, west midlands. And seen all 3 V-bombers in the same hangar? Would absolutley recommend! (Free entry BTW)

I like how the french aircraft gets the most modern british aircraft and it gets knocked out instantly, wasn't a joke about the french getting out of the war very early and fast?

Welding gloves look about the same, but aren't as funny as the oven mitt. The American fighters were probably down shooting up the French trains preparing for D Day, sorry about all those French passengers, it's for the liberation of France! They didn't even have any Oil, that's a first.

I think that was a banjo, not a guitar.

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Airplane! good movie, give it a try^^

Best line ever

- _every german pilot_

- every german tanker

lol

I can relate

@@sAmpY_wAmpy Ich bin schnell.

ALLGAMING404 I am a florida man. I approve this

I am a gator man and can confirm

I'm Texas Man I approve

I'm a frenchman, about this bill for damages.. we were assured that you would fix the france that you collateral damaged.. we are prepared to call in bailiffs now.

@@michelguevara151 USA army joins: you wanna mess with us?

*SINGS BRITISH GRENADIERS*

@@SquireComedy *Marches forward in unison with a firmly stiff upper lip*. Tally Ho.

Squire Alexander and Hercules simply can’t compare.

stinger913 lol

THE REGULARS ARE COMING!!!

What?

@@srm-z5885 how do u not understand?

proceed with random keyboard bashing and mouse flipping

Skid the mouse across the floor.

Now this is pod racing!

*I GONNA DO WHAT CALLED A PRO GAMER MOVE*

*Temporarily switches physics.exe off and just magically spins through the air powered by nothing but Hollywood bullcrap*

T R U T H

I’ll back you up on that

Havanadog 7 Well it is an actual American who voices the Americans. Squire collaborates with other youtubers. Yeeeeeeees

Ringo Vaughan-Hughes Uhh, that’s not really a southern accent. You’ve obviously never been out of Vermont.

Havanadog 7 every single American sounds exactly lack that

24*

@@jop7574 25*

"Yes what

Is becuse they hate the enemy and them self

At least he's using protection.

@Mentlegen Is that a new form of STD?

All four fingers are in one cavity. It is clearly a bloody oven mitt.

Umm.... Support them on Patreon if you want proper gloves...

well irl british tankers used berrets instead of helmets inside tanks, they are a weird lot

RIP me, cause of death: laughter

Girls und Panzer Fan?

Pliot?

Yesss!

True

And World of Warships has Argentinian cruisers...

Ejemm islas malvinas

@@foxshoot3138 es lo mismo chabon, deja de llorar.

b52 didnt need extra turrets indeed 😂😂

MH370 was probably playing arcade mode with a joystick

@@Nox_Desiree ohhhhhhhh who lives in a pineapple under the Sea? Malaysian airlines 103!

Too soon?

Minnesotan Gaming they were trying simulator battles for the first time

That’s me in warthunder all the time

That's me as a large bomber gunner in naval warfare shooting down at the Japanese island c Edit: if you've played naval warfare you would know that there's an island c

Probably a sex joke, since hudson also means a guy that's hung like a whale that gets all the ladies.

@@clawyraptor9029 The "terrain pull up" is definitely a sully reference

I think it’s a reference to that airliner that had to make a crash landing in the Hudson

@@ReformedSooner24 r/woosh

Pull up. Terrain. Obstacle. Over G. Bingo Fuel.

glad to see that one is still around

Eeyup

You guys...have never seen Macross 7...There the main Character Basara...flies his...Transforming Fighter, with a guitar.

Reto.the.SciFifan Nope haven’t seen that. Still think he got the joke from Airplane!

surely you can't be serious?

CLEAR THE DECK WE GOT A KAMIKAZE!

*sigh* another day in war thunder

Actually it means I am sorry

@@bisonmini Tenno heika banzai means Long live the emporor. Now go commit seppuku out of shame.

Whoops then google translate dit it wrong

Those are the pro players

"Ahhh, another day in war thunder "

Biplane jousting needs to be a gamemode in warthunder...

No, It would just be sayings Over G all the time, till they get to a lower hight

Yeah or overspeed, it was more of a funny on point than a factually correct on point

Aye aye, skipper!

@@SquireComedy mr. Squire, you probably won't see this, but you should do more bf1 and live action in one video! I really do hope you see this!

Not historically correct. The first system featured a female voice simply saying "Pull up!" They dubbed it the bitching Betty for some reason. Then there was the 'stick shaker' which caused the flight column to vibrate. Can't for the life of me think of any reason they installed the 'stick shaker.' Not many female pilots back in those days and they're the only ones who would get some consolation out of it before crashing into the ground.

.....I actually lol.... Good one hitch

Quite, also what's your avatar, looks like a cute meme

bitch

@@AudieHolland its a joke

I just starting playing and I have learned that already 😂

@Jace James That was Fortnite

@Jace James **World at war flashbacks**

literally every plane in warthunder:

What movie is that phrase from

Every German aircraft mg bullet contains some ketchup. They also have fresh tomatoes inside their aircrafts. Got it from their flying greenhouse.

Yes... However, in "The Battle of Britain" movie, for some reason the German bomber crews' goggles are loaded with the stuff.

and ran out of ammo during their gun reliability check en route to battle

ACCB 1998 They ran out of marinara sauce for the Spaghett planes

@@delta5379 way to go not so bene ito and his half assed version of italia

They switched sides in '43, dontcha know?

@@z3r0_35 nah they did not get yer story straight

Music jokes are an oft-neglected form of jokes, sadly.

@@benjaminmiddaugh2729 I like puns anyways, they are music to my ears

I read this when it happened

How can you unironically think thats funny?

That’d be the guy beating his head on the dash

@@FacepalmVideoss That would be me.

He was hitting his head

@@21owlgirl72 No offense but these British Pilots are cowards.

Jamie Olberding And Britain bombers where being shotdown and then they dropped bombs on the French

Its because even its pc hads a tea break

@@agustinmendoza7968 and what? a documentary of how squire's pc taking over Australia?

@@redraven9566 I'd pay for that haha

RIP ME Cause of death Laughing so hard and bursting a lung

@@jocelynndotson7273 same

But Womble is a socialist! Therefor we know why he is so slow. Cause all socialists are lazy

@Wolf LEX r/wooosh

@Wolf LEX communist witch hunt oh you mean the new election for the prime minister

Some say they are the same person

Non fa ridere.

@Henry_BG o yeah i wouldnt mind some flying pizza

They drop tomato bombs, and the parachutes are huge slices of mozzarella.

Just pizza!? They would has spammed Raviolies and macarronies with the guns! xD

*T E N N O H E I K A B A N Z A I*

Kamovfanatic that was goldie

Save yourself the pain and don't watch it XD

@@Telsion oh god, I think I'll take your advice. Sounds awful XD

TudBoatTed it’s pretty cheesy but I wouldn’t call it bad. I was only 14 when I saw it so take any advice with a grain of salt

@@Telsion film isn't that bad. They pull off some unrealistic maneuvers yh but if you're not watching for the realism part it's pretty ok.

It’s a popcorn flick nothing more nothing less

Keith Foster that part really killed me XD

the kick makes sense though. it only carries 50-100 rounds.

THEYS GOT GODDAMN KAMAKAZI PILOTS ITS OKINAWA ALL OVER AGAIN

@@theintrepidva2251 Lol

Sweepers, man your brooms.

Russians and Germans did sacrifice their planes to bring down other aircraft; especially Germans in 44-45

@@jermainallen7176 5:29 He spoke japanese

@@gujikujtutu2330 Dur

@@jermainallen7176 ???

And a Whirlwind on 1945

It's called a Kikka.

trevor bgs Ph Oh it looked like a Me- 262

@@KillerFlame1945 It's heavily based off of it, yes, but it was a separate design.

trevor bgs Oh ok

@@KillerFlame1945 Japanese did have 262 being shiped to them but never got delivered it would been known has ki201 or something like that I forgot book I saw it in I wouldn't mind if was added to game

@Rick O'Shay you mean the 1969 film NICE

The most usefull plane on ariplane carriers

Nice

@@ikanberapi2189 airplane carriers LOOOOOOOOL

It's almost like the RAF got lucky they started attacking civilian centers instead of air bases like they had done completely destroying air bases across England.

Just like Top Gun.

@Druid of Scosglen I dunno. I saw it in the theater when it came out. I remembered it as lots of dogfights with macho posturing and a tragic end for the buddy character. I didn’t see it again until I showed it to my then-12 year old a few years ago. It’s conservatively about 50-60% Tom in quiet moments with Kelli McGillis, and I realized how gay the volleyball scene and his interactions with Val Kilmer seemed (didn’t notice it back in my innocent teens). It didn’t work for either of us.

Jaa is voll witzig ne? 😂

Yaaa

Yes no national stereotypes used by different countries hey. Ha ha

I'm preeetty sure he didn't say rubbish Nothing but sparks, these guns are shit

Ze Waffen are scheize :v

Because it’s a boeing 17

Well its made by Boeing.......

Because it is a Boeing. If I remember correctly, B-17 Development nearly bankrupted Boeing. The first plane crashed on a test flight, and I thought both pilots were killed. The B-17 was actually developed for coastal patrol and weather eye, and when it was taken to war, its resilience to damage surprised even Boeing. There's a story about a plane that flew back home, just held together by its control cables, and she fell apart once she was stopped after landing. the crew said they wanted her repaired, as the plane was beat up, but it still saved their lives. And check out the story of Charlie Brown, who flew a badly damaged B-17 from central Germany back to England, escorted to the European coast by German fighter pilot Hanz Stigler. Boeing still builds tough planes. Their B-52 model is in use as a midair tanker, bomber, and nuclear strike aircraft. And it's said that if needed, the 747 can be rigged for war as well.

They came later though. In fact I think the B-17 was one of the first planes to have an auto pilot, but it was very rudimentary and could only fly the plane in a straight line. It was nothing like todays cockpits, where if you set everything properly, the autopilot can in theory do basically everything between runway entry for take-off and runway exit after landing for you.

@@hansthegermansoldier7550 Yep. And they were tough, as Germany found out. Specially when the Americans and Brits started packing them with machineguns. They didn't really leave any side or angle unprotected. They didn't go down easy to begin with, and than the allies made it even harder to get to them in the first place.

Little know fact, if we dont shoot a certain amount per war, George Washington shows up with Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, and 3 other guys from Virginia, and kicks the shit out of us in our sleep

Sounds like DEMOCRACY and FREEDOM have entered the airspace^^

he meant to say YES WHERE ARE WE SHOOTING AT!?

*shoots at a picture that say yes*

Half of 'Macross 7' story-line

If I am correct, pretty sure that is a balalaika. AKA a russian banjo.

Y E S

airplane reference

Caught me off-guard 🤣

you mean 3000m right? 3000ft is way too low

No cause that would be below the clouds

@@vekuboi 100 mt too low ?😂😂😂😂😂😂

@@fabioartoscassone9305 he said 3000ft first. He edited it dumb fuck ur also late af

There's a whole in our left wing

He could have simply switched to the 27 gallons held in the auxiliary tanks in the wing roots..... Ooooops, I forgot this is War Thunder and not the vastly more accurate / superior IL-2 Cliffs of Dover - Blitz. Great video though!!