IF TF2 WAS REALISTIC 3 (SFM) 

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Everyones talking about "Ideas" but not the fact of how Engies song was so beautiful.

Yeee, new way of playing: tankgineer

Ideas: -The mercenaries can't just look exactly like each other -Medic's crossbow shots would hurt both his allies and enemies -Allies can't just walk through each other -It would be possible to destroy the landscape

Damn a sniper secondary that's just a pistol with extra headshot damage would work so well for the sniper.

Everyone is weirded out that there is copies of themselves on the other team

idea: Heavy's Sandvich doesn't restore his health, but makes him more fat instead

Heavy has a degree in Russian literature, so he would be extremely smart.

this series is better than 99% percent of all "if this game was realistic" stuff

Idea: people playing the same class would get very shocked seeing an exact replica of them self

Plot twist: Demoman is so drunk he isn’t even in TF2, he was just in a coma dream

Idea: Any sharp melee weapons could just back-stab people

This is the best one so far, I like how all the jokes aren’t just, “wow so unrealistic”, they got variety and they keep the spirit of tf2

Idea: The server doesn’t have any limits so there could be like 1000 people fighting each other

idea: the smell of spies cigarettes would give him away

3:45 a moving level 10 sentry

6:06 scout just climbed a barbed wire fence with no injuries or cuts

idea: Scout's BONK! doesn't give invulnerability, but stomach ulcer instead

Now all I need is a full animation of that song. And my life will be complete

Idea: solider can use his banners when ever he wants but they have no effect on others

American Engineer: Building a sentry Russian Engineer: Building a tank

Here’s an Idea: Scout can lose his stamina or energy by running too fast.

idea: Anyone can smell Spy's cigaretts, even if he's invisible!

idea: spy's ice knife would melt because of the sun.

Title: “If TF2 Was Realistic” Later: shows Engineer running down cliff side.

Here is my suggestion: Engineer can paint his sentries and their enemies are going to be confused.

Idea: Demoman actually does his job and blows a hole to objectives.

Idea: scout drinking too much of his “soft drink” items will give him diabetes

2:23 is when the greatest song for engi starts! Love it!

Idea: when pyro shouts for medic, he can’t understand him.

Idea: Engineer is smart enough to make invis watch for himself. You can shoot soldier's grenade and he would explode instead of getting hurt

Idea: Demo’s constant drunkenness would make him less efficient

4:07 if the tank was realistic, it would need at least 2 crew members, a gunner and a driver. It would not be possible for 1 person to drive a tank unless it had an auto loader and you could aim with the tank. that is what the STRV 103 is

Idea: Heavy can use his belt of ammo when he runs out of bullets.

7:53 Heavy: *EVERYONE IS DED!* Sniper:THE END.

Idea: Spy can't freeze/kill anyone with his ice knife... And it would melt because of the sun/his hand...

7:35 pausing any frame of the spy clip here is pure nightmare fuel

Idea: health packs wouldn’t just instantly heal you.

Idea: Engineer could legit build anything if he was smart enough and had the time.

Idea: Even taking into account the medigun’s ability to instantly heal you, the medic would still have to take the time to remove any bullets that didn’t go right through the mercs.

2:54 I AM A PINK PONY GOD

Idea: a explosive class and pyro can damage the map

Idea: that are no clone wars so there is only one of each class

Idea: even if other classes could lift up Heavy's minigun, the fact that the barrels act like a gyroscope at full spin, and the vibrations caused by the firing would render them unable to fire it for extended periods of time (i.e., little more than in bursts of maybe 10-15 rounds, and even then, they'd have to stop after a few bursts). On a related note: it's not just bullets that Heavy would need to re-fill. Most of his miniguns use an electric motor to run, which would need to be charged up as well. The Tomislav and Huo-Long Heater could just be a gas-operated machine guns, but the Brass Beast either needs to be hand cranked (like the original Gatling gun), or is spring-operated (which would also need to be "charged", i.e. wound up before battle). Due to the wooden parts of it, the Huo-Long Heater could be set ablaze from its own ring of fire. And finally, if the description of the Iron Curtain is true, it implies several things: lore-wise, that while Heavy's father was a counter-revolutionary (allegedly), Heavy himself probably approves of Russia being a republic or even a soviet republic (just not with the Stalinist regime of it, since it sent his family to the Gulags, and forced them to spend decades hiding in Kamchatka), and item-wise, the Iron Curtain is probably Heavy's most _expensive_ machine gun, since the wood is from Tsar Alexander II's favorite chair (possibly reading chair, made from mahogany, which, in on itself, is a highly priced wood), and also, that it's Heavy's most _fragile_ machine gun, since it's made from "Soviet steels". Throughout it's existence, the Soviet steel industry struggled with quality, due to it's technological isolation from the rest of the world, meaning that metallurgical discoveries weren't shared with it. The Iron Curtain seems sturdy enough, but the very steel it's made of could be prone to fracturing or morphing due to poor production.

"Any gun can be used by any class' Randomizer: Am I a joke to you?

Idea: Sniper has to compensate for wind resistance when using his rifle.

Idea: Medics have to make operations for those who are seriously injured.

Idea: Engineer, since he is so smart and all, can build any object on the map (walls, barricades, stairs, etc.)

5:15 and in stereotypical pub 2fort player fashion, runs right past resupply station while on fire. even if it was realistic, it’d still help, there are medkits.

Idea: Solder would be able to use his grenades on his chest Idea: Medic would be able to use Archimedes to gather heath packs Idea: Heavy could not switch weapons because of how heavy his mini gun is Idea: Fixed by ​Adrian Silva Medic uber could uber himself, but only himself at once and not while ubering someone else since the medigun would be only affecting the patient Idea: when spy killed some one there would be blood on his suit Idea: Medic's vaccinator would be banned due to Karens Idea: Random crits do not exist Idea: Pyro's neon annihilator would not work Idea: Spy can't go invisible with a watch Idea: There is not way you can cap the intel because theirs no where to put it Idea: If demoman even tried to use his stick jumper he would ether break his legs or smash into a wall Idea: Fixed by ​Darthplagueis13 Scouts Sodas would actually kill him, either from a heart attack, stroke or acute raditation poisoning as the listed ingredients are water, radiation and in case of the Bonk! Atomic Punch several hundred times the recommended daily sugar intake (which, according to the wiki, also would put the weight of the can at a minimum of 9 kg, hence also adding the idea of: Bonk! Atomic Punch would be ridiculously heavy). Idea: Medics medi gun would run out of juice Idea: Pyro would not just kill the enemy team but his team too Idea: Sadly the golden frying pan would not turn people to gold Idea: Scout's bat saber would be op Idea: The dispenser could not get ammo or heath same goes to cart Idea: Added by ​Neil Jason Villagracia A Medic can heal himself with his medi gun

idea: Demoman should be drunk enough to throw up at random times and can die instantly due to high alcohol consumption. Sorry Scrumpy

If Heavy runs out of ammo for his minigun, he can use the ammo on his chest

*'Let's do this Texas-style'* Best line ever.

Idea: Soldier would be able to use the grenades he is wearing.

Idea: When scout drinks bonk, he would get a heart attack since it contains more sugar than the daily recommended allowance.

Idea: a medigun can’t heal people that fast, a medic would have to do surgery to heal someone.

2:30 Men this "Song" is a MASTERPEACE

Idea: Both teams would hear the Administrator on the battlefield, so when she's rooting for one, the other team may get a little... upset.

2:27 a fever dream song to rival James Bond movies

Ideas: -Weapons wouldn’t need to be unlocked, you’d have full access from the beginning -People won’t be carrying boxes of ammo with them, nor would health and ammo packs be replenished -Crits? Are you joking?

Unrealistic is the soldier just pass the flames on his teammate pyro and flame is not friendly fire on enemy and teammates so it's unrealistic 1:55

Idea: Demoman’s explosions would be larger Idea: the mercenaries can stop the train on Well and Banana Bay by getting into the cab

Heavy: "Everyone is ded!" Sniper: "the end." Heavy: "Not big soup rice!"

Idea: they can take a medic as a hostage and forcing him to heal the enemy team

Here are some Timestamps of details that I find Interesting: 0:00 0:44 1:49 3:27 5:03 5:24 5:37 5:54 6:28 7:26

Idea: The dispenser requires to be refilled manually.

Here's an idea : Every class can disquise as the other team by just changing their clothes

The smell of Spy's smoking gives him away... Except against pyro

6:53 AttAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAack

Idea: Demoman probably cuts off his own head with the eyelander taunt. Because he's drunk.

Idea: demoman couldn’t sticky jump his legs would just blow off

"Any class could use any gun" Open Fortress players: "Allow us to introduce ourselves."

1:19 -Blindfolds himself -Thinks “whee” for absolutely no reason other than finding existing to be a source of entertainment -Sees nothing, hears nothing, but still detects the exact location of an enemy sniper -Blindfold lowers to cover eyes completely, switching to attack mode -Talks to said sniper -delivers a battle cry so abstract the sound waves warble -Dies -explains nothing

Idea: You can destroy anything on map by using for example: rocket launcher.

Me: Sees "soldier's helmet can deflect bullets" Also Me: has learned that helmets like those were meant for protection from shrapnel, and that most bullets could easily get through them. (1st edit) wow over 100 likes, not bad me, thank you all.

Ideas: Any damage would cause bleeding Medic's Healing would be more complex

6:05 I kinda wanted like an open world type of TF2 DLC.

Idea: Heavy can walk or run while he is eating his sandwich

Idea: Soldier's Rocket Launcher can destroy anything.

idea: Demoman's broken bottle will give bleeding when you hit someone

Idea: Spy could cloak and break pyros goggles, causing a mental breakdown for pyro

Idea: The Crusader's Crossbow wouldn't heal. It would just damage teammates

Idea: Engy's buildings would still be standing even after you changed classes.

Heavy is a More Qualified Doctor than The Medic, because of his License in Russian litature

Gotta say, Sniper looks good with the Ambassador in hand. Way better than I thought

Idea: the intel would get destroyed if someone dies while carrying it

Idea:when the paper fall out of the intel when you run, turns out some of those were actually useful

5:10 Actually mercenaries have some kind of immortality machine

Soldier is smart enough to lift his helmet a bit, so he can see

idea: engineer wouldn't be able to carry 200 peices of metal

Idea: The medkit wouldnt instantly heal you, you would have to apply it yourself.

idea: The Scout cannot double jump, nor use the Force A Nature to gain height.

idea: soldier's rockets would deal permanent damage to structures and people's bodies

Idea: Any class could just take off their clothes to get past the sentries

Because how Soldier's rocket launchers are designed, they wouldn't have any recoil. -All of the force is evacuated from the hole behind the gun. This also would hurt anyone standing behind the rocket launcher, Heavy alone (probably) would have some big bruises, but Scout would most certainly be rushed to ER, or even killed. -Probably something that was already pointed out - only 1 rocket can be loaded. Which obviously means that Soldier has to reload after every shot. -I don't know how the rockets used in TF2 would be realistically propelled, but in any case, the rockets would be affected by the velocity force, which means, for longer shots, Soldier has to aim the gun more careful so he could get a good trajectory for the rockets, otherwise the rockets would just "fall short". Also, just an info of soldier's helmet thingy. Realistically it wouldn't actually deflect the bullets, only probably the small arms fire (like the pistol), depending how thick is the metal used in the construction of it's helmet (the material and the distance are in consideration too). The only instance where it would deflect bullets would be on the extreme angles where the effective thickness is increased. If Soldier's helmet is not coated inside with some protective material, when penetrated (or sometimes not penetrated), the helmet might send metal spalls inside soldier's head, injuring him.

We need a whole animation series of this scout at 6:00

Idea: engie is holding 200 pieces of metal hes must be very slow

Idea: Engineer had made invis. watches for every his teammate.

Idea: Heavy, and the rest of the characters may be dead in Meet the Medic.

With this logic it could be: there’s a sniper sapping my tank