If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device, Bro Trip 40K Ep. 3:  

BearMaster4.0 anyone else thinking that Clancy is being backed by a chaos god at this point, because I can’t get my head around how a sandwich would win him over power to get 2 primarchs, 2 freaking primarchs, and a whole astartes fleet in debt to the planet and in-pounded

To be fair, I'm guessing he's more chaos undivided than any specific chaos God. Also, I'm not sure what it says about the Imperium that kindness is so shocking. 😅

@@Airier why do you think Choas? I get the vibe he is from powerful factions in the Imperium who don't want to lose position/power to the Primarchs. but I do think Clancy will pull the cord on Gulliman.

@@revantobias8567 in all honesty, I think just pulling Guillimans life support us much easier than just going through all this.

@@cyberdragoon1432 And the Guardman fleets, cause the Astartes ships probably wouldn't be able to carry all of the guardsmen that are likely with them.

Yeah, all the primarchs did that. I know it shouldn't surprise me, but other than in lore, even the books don't show as much of their early lives. Guess it never really got into my understanding of the loyalists that they could be and we're also rebels.

Read rhe primarch novels especially angron and perturabo.

It's like he never left Kiavahr. I know if Empy were seeing this he'd be all "that's mah boy!"

He's just a guy with a dream

Lorgar

@@benjaminkennedy715 actually Herostratus.

Chaos worshippers, who turn around the stereotypes about themselves and their god are one of the scariest things you can encounter. Slaaneshi cultist, who instead of indulging in sensation, most of the time spents in full darkness and quiet just to sharpen existing senses and sensations to experience reality to the fullest. It'll be the same bastard, who'd hear your heartbeat from half amile away or will be able to sniff you out by sweat and blood, potentially being able to generally outcreep all of Imperial assasins combined. No drugs, no BDSM, just killing machine. Follower of Khorne, who's always calm and silent, never attacks civilians or finishes fallen foes. Because he's more focused on honor and worthiness of the aspect of his god and thus on quality of the skulls he can bring to his throne, not on quantity. (Because "Khorne just cares for blood spilled, not whose blood it is" is a really shitty mentality as most blood in the galaxy is spilled by imperial meat factories processing chickens. Yeah, you see why this edgy quote is funny?) Meaning that he wouldn't care unless his victory was over superior foe, which also won't come easy as he constantly trains to not shame his god. After all, how can he call himself champion of Khorne by needing outside help and blessings for victory instead of their own skill. Follower of Nurgle, who turns its believes on its head and instead of pursuing "harmony of rot" where which seeks to maximize all life _including spores, viruses, bacteria, parasites and even cancerous cells,_ goes full Doomsday and views the galaxy as worthy of being owned by only one species. And not in imperial sense, but literary single species without even microbes of different type left to exist. Be it a virus that consumes all life in a horrid biomass or a sentient species completly immune to all diseases and sharing his views of twisted evolutionary foodchain. Tyranid hunger taken as philosophy and turned into 11. Malal is weird one, but Tzeentch is actually simple one as he's cursed to be also the one, who develops counter plans to his own schemes. So the person, who ruins the day for champion of Tzeentch, usually is also unknowingly follows another of Tzeentchs plans. Status quo incarnate. So their weird one would actually be someone, who seeks to further both sides by not interfering, I guess? And funny part? With how warp works BOTH WAYS, mortals can FORCE their worldview onto the gods too if the one of examples above proves to be too strong to die out or even starts to spread their views. But it all compares to true horror, people, who don't follow aspect at all or seek a boon or need more power. No, the ones, who're free to make choice impossible to be made by those, who follow chains and desires of their gods - pure evil. Most of the time evil is counter productive as it doesn't further the goals or feeds the chaos god with their emotional specter. Choosing to destroy Warp, all life and galaxy itself and maybe the others beyond is not an aspect of any of the 4+. It's just an evil choice a sentient(but evil) creature can make. And let's hope that such a thing never succeeds.

what's worse about clancy is the fact that he is trying to kill a loyalist Primarch. If it was a demon Primarch we all would be cheering him on and if he actually succeeded he would be a hero to the imperium. Instead he's going all out on killing a loyalist primarch and it's Vulkan out of them all. Heck If sanguinius wasn't super dead and was part of the group I'm sure clancy would be trying to kill him. It really says a lot how messed up/evil clancy is despite acting all "nice" and he's not part of chaos really says something about him.

Also salamander also brand themselves

It's NOT geneseed related, it's pure bionics. It's a machine/human interface that could literary fix most if not all of Imperium's AI problems if somebody there would care to read classical sci-fi:D

@@TheArklyte it is one of the 19 geneseed implants

or 22

@@noisyash4234 I repeat, Black Carapace is a cybernetic implant made out of metal, it has no connection to geneseed organs. Just ask AdMech

Or he's sent against Lorgar.

Or maybe he ends face to face with fulgrim and somehow manages to free him from his daemonic possession

@@Longtail626 or he kills the fulgrim clone

@@aphato2770 Emps:"Okay, why don't you just kill Fulgrim, I won't mind." Clancy: "Ok, I killed the Chaos free untainted perfect clone of Fulgrim who regretted his actions and wished to repent for his mistakes."

Don't think that'll work. Guilliman gets revived in canon.

Yeah, good point. Billy's looks more like cardboard.

I thought it was a cardboard box like Billy's.

That sounds disturbingly understandable. 😨

@@Airier :D

I probably should have gone in and edited that section, but I couldn't stand to go back and see those... Things again. 😅

@@Airier may the emperor bless your soul with protection, I didn't notice the details up close until you pointed them out.

You forgot the Emperor, who's also technically naked.Also, pretty sure that Custodisi would definitely want the next one to be Magnus, lol.

Next is Naked Dorn and Naked Magnus.

Magnus goes mad finding the Black Library and strips, running around screaming and blabbering that the source of all information was literally in the once place he'd never look (also the crack he may have created).

Naked Fulgrim.

I wont be surprised if he has a big hairy chest like wolverine

Also, I'm sure Airier remembers what certain members of the Adeptus Mechanicus look like

Same here.

yeah nightmare fuel here and there, so which leads me to question why hasn't tv tropes added those...."blobs" to it's contents? by that I mean tv tropes ITEHATTSD

Wait, THIS ISN'T AN OC WORLD!!!!? ... Damn... 😨

Apparently, the Jopall Indentured are great sharpshooters.

@@datkhornedog899 yup Kriegers hate them for everything they stand for(cowardice, fighting for money, lack of faith) but they do acknowledge that they are great shots, and they at the same time are very good at finding ways of killing the enemy without putting themselves in harms way

They are also great thieves so they don’t have to spend more money on equipment. Quite a few squad leaders and such make friends with them to get supplies they wouldn’t normally have

Got to it this morning. It'll be up on Friday.

AirierGames YEAAAAAAAAAAAY 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Friday. 😁

Ok and i do mean abuse

@@danvojnovic6804 I ALMOST felt sorry for them. Almost

Szymon S. I kinda felt bad for the last guy not only was he going to be tortured by his own kind horribly but once they are finally bored and he dies he gets tortured by slaneesh as well for eternity

AirierGames “Yay”- Rogal Dorn

Honestly, the miss would be better off to skip this world. They might get indigestion.

@@Airier you might have a point

clancy tom he's stealthy unasuming can manipulate on a grand scale and make fools of corax definatley alpherious omegon

There's been an explosion of reactions to TTS lately... it'd be funny to do a meta-reaction chain through half a dozen youtubers and leading back to Alfabusa imo.

nah, he's probably teaching gork and mork to be friends. the magnificent bastard

Just the one. I've got the vox log set up for Friday.

Yeah, poor Arier, those aristocrats are so gross that they make Nurgilite daemons look adorable by comparison.

i think the dark eldar would b jealous if they ever saw them

Wait till Kreig.

Barry Bend - OMG yes. His German impression would work great there.

@@barrybend7189Oh man, the trash talk between them and the JIS.

While the Mechanicus and Chaos (baring Slaanesh) would probably be revolted by them. Im fairly certain that the DEldar would just be wondering HOW they managed to become those... things.

WAIT WHAT

@@Leostar-Regalius there fun they sold basilsks to orks the ammo they gave was sabataged and the officers who did so were demoted but the unit chipped in to show there thanks

Well, Alpharius (unless it was Omegon?) Canonically, definitely died. Not one of those "we're pretty sure he died", but Dorn replaced a significant portion of his brain with chainsword levels of dead. Of course, it could be Omegon (Unless Alpharius replaced him).

[Innocent Whistling] I, uh, have no idea what you're talking about. 😅

It was one of the other comments?

it's not really a good critique of capitalism it's pulling the monarchy route which a heavily centralized force abusing power so there is no market without there so is more closer to facism given even the salamanders had to do things in an asinine fashion where in they were technically subsidiaries to the planet and that's not capitalism that's overwhelming state control and co-opting IE facism

Yup. 😑

I believe Alfabusa is Swedish.

Hes Seen it. Yes he talks about it

A lot of people made sure I saw this. Which I'm glad about. It would suck if I had missed it. 😅😁👍

@@Airier well it's always good to see the community making sure content creators stay up to date

The title of the episode itself says #3.

With the bear in control, My guess is Armageddon (Ulanor).