If the NFL Was Scripted: Week 17 

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We are Stroud

Bullies!

Antagonizing? No. _Terrifying?_ Yes.😈

@@tigcarn big bullies for sure!! 🤣

no one knows what was said. There were three lineman in his face. The cowboys were told 70 was eligible....

@@JohnAnderson-ze2huhe was no where near the ref watch again

The NFL punished the refs so that tells everyone the ref's messed up big because the NFL never disciplines their script enforcers 🤣🤣🤣

​@@insertnamehere313 it's not enough punishment. It's the same slap on the wrist they give every year.

They weren't even criticizing the play call just simply referencing toms COMEDY script. Campbell and the team have put it in the past time we do it to. - a Lions fan​@@JohnAnderson-ze2hu

Yes!! 😂😂😂

So who calls them the strouds?

@@Stevenironsit’s kind of an ongoing gag for Texans fans at this point where CJ Stroud is basically the whole identity of their team because he’s basically the greatest thing they’ve ever gotten

@@kinjr04 it's not really funny imo. JJ was better, Desuan in the beginning was better, they seem to be caught up in the moment and that's sad

​@@Stevenirons It started back on Week 9 when the writer told the Texans C.J. Stroud was gonna play like a God. That was the starting point for this.

Hear me out, but what if, hypothetically speaking, the "Strouds" lose to the Colts? What dark, twisted nightmare would the "Strouds" embark upon us?

@@tylerkloever4442 we probably won’t see the script writer anymore for starters

​@@rubencardenas9384the Strouds will walk in wearing the script writers robe next week if this happens!😂😂

@@tylerkloever4442the scriptwriter would have his suicide note if that happened

Should Colts beat the Texans... in prime time... it would be a perfect case of "And it looks like Strouds are the Texans after all."

Relax, no need to TRIP 😂

​@@alexanderjackson8389bahahahaha!! Funny they conveniently have amnesia about that play huh?

Facts. We haven't tangled with our truest rivals: Zebras

​@@curtisclayton8023Remember when the Tigers threw at the home plate ump. Hmmm? Do I see large armored Lion "accidentally" running down a zebra?

Same with the Eagles for me

The Bears bit made me laugh.

Eagles: "Does this mean we win?" Scriptwriter: Nope! Still lose! It's genius!

best series on youtube

I’m scared for Tom’s mental health😂

There is no Jack Sparrow in a Tom Grossi production. Only Captain Finn Oakley.

Captain Jack Sparrow.

@@led-0185 Parley?

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Real

eh i mean it was indeed an illegal formation, not to mention the tripping call that happened on our last drive…

Why does the largest of the coaches simply not eat the rest of the league

@@Luingiit was a legal formation

Yeah, as a Colts fan I'm so proud of our division

I find it funny that when the Titans fell from the 1 seed two years ago to being the only team in AFC South to suck suck

lol and the patriots are suffering

And the Colts and Texans went from a top 3 draft pick to pottensial winning afc south and Unlike last year wheb thry finished strong the jsgs are finishing slow​@@dregen3586

@@dregen3586they weren’t a great 1 seed

I didn't catch that reference the first time. Thank you for pointing it out.

He also may have been playing on Tepper's antics.

Nice twofer!

That's what I thought!​@@mathewfullerton8577

@@mathewfullerton8577both involving the Jaguars, which is even more funny to me

Agreed!!! This would make much more sense if it were how the week of games actually went. I'd be at least able to say, well, it sucks, but, the guy WAS drunk. lol.

I don’t think anything can top the Strouds blowing up the moon.

The Strouds look at Script Writer like my dad looks at me every time he sees me: angry and disappointed. Also asks me “Are you done?” 9/10 times after I’ve finished speaking.. 😅

It’s that hit of adrenaline the brain gets when experiencing fear…. Counteracts alcohol nicely.

I just want to make a correction. Tom actually uses his clones in the video it's saves him time swapping out of jerseys

He so funny

I came here to say this, but knew in my heart it had already been said

Yea but it’s not enough now that we have a taste… we will win this Saturday watch!😈

@@laribol3127 no, you’re gonna lose. The 1 year turn around w/ a rookie coach & the Strouds is too good a story for the script writer to pass on…

​@@neilish13as good as the one year turnaround with a rookie head coach and a backup QB?

@@neilish131 year turnaround with a rookie HC and gardner minshew though

They haven’t been?

We don't have a moon anymore

I think the coaches may have been a little drunk too, after seeing some of those plays they called. Shit.. that might be it. The coordinators have all been drunk calling plays this season!

@@brookeb452 I know, right? It’s like, All the bars were sold out that game cause of the coordinators when it came to halftime.

"Don't do drunk kids" and "Don't do drunk, kids" have completely different meanings

@@StephenH1 You know that’s not what I meant! Get your mind out of the gutter

Also explains the ending to the Lions vs Ciwboys game.

If we actually beat them this week packer fans aren't going to hear end of it for while 😂

No the script writer just predicted the Bear's are winning lol.

Season's already been a success. one season to the next we doubled our wins

Fr tho one of the best to ever wear a KC jersey!!

Texans?

Do you mean the strouds?

@@meechiiee2215Stroud Boys!

😐 There is no Texans, only Stroud.

@@Jarock316 Stroud Boys for life! Better than the Cowboys.

I mean even if the ending did go as expected, both teams were pretty equal. Plus he still had 30 seconds to get into field goal range. I think he coulda done it

​@@gradeftt123520 seconds and 1 timeout, but yes there was still an attempt to be made.

Nah miss me with that. Game would have never even gotten to that point had the refs call tripping on the right team. Get mad about that one too if you are going to complain

Shoulda never got that far. They called a tripping on Dallas when it clearly was the lions. Would have killed the clock. But it don't fit the cowboy hating neritive.

@gradeftt1235 I’m a cowboys fan and I know we cannot drive down the field worth a crap so I don’t really think so

as a Colts fan I am TERRIFIED for that game, also hello fellow eurogang!!!

@@stereax_nj As another Colts fan, why is it that it is always a dog fight between us and the Strouds? :(

​@@ItBePatYo Cause it's all too often us Jags Vs the Titans to see who collapses harder, leaving you two actually looking like gutsy, promising contenders...

actually the new videos show that blood demon has transferred over to the browns 🤓

@@stultus8107 NOOOOOO spoiler alert! Peter will be DEVASTATED 😂

@@bengoldberg6198 oh my bad

@@stultus8107 all good I should be caught up! 👍

​@@stultus8107I appreciate the lore clarification! I haven't seen all of them and wasn't sure 😅

He'll have 2010 when Bears let them just to beat in the NFC championship game then win the SB he'll be alright 😀

Must be a Dallas fan

@@keithunderwood8803 Browns fan

It's honestly making me want to root against the Lions now. Dallas got screwed over just as much and the play the Lions get "screwed" on the Lions were trying to be underhanded and confuse everyone anyway. With all this reaction, at this point I say Lions deserve it.

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Ya right. Most penalized team. Never win or get any calls are way in the playoffs........ If the cowboys and refs were tight then we would win meaningful games

Tripping call

If the refs were our friends we'd have made it past the divisional round in 2014.

The only reason the Lions had that chance at the end was because of that tripping call on the Cowboys which clearly show it should of been called on the Lions.

I'm more interested in seeing what happens if the Texans lose to the Colts next week 🤣🤣🤣

@@willnewsome4781 If the Texans did happen to lose against the Colts next week, I guess is that the Texans/Strouds will send a nuke to the scriptwriter along with the other NFL fans. 😂

@@ReyKaz25 Here's hoping the they lose and we find out lol

They certainly got TJ Hockenson's, and he used to play for them.

Dorothy paid no consequence.

It's not the cheating. It's the lack of entertainment factor in their application of avarice. The refs straight tackled Lamar Jackson for a safety. That was undeniable and highly entertaining. Myles Garrett couldn't get holding in a brothel. Need a ref to sack Goff.

That play is going to make "Greatest blown plays" compilation videos for the next 50 years. The good news virtually every fan from a team not making the playoffs is going to be rooting for you.

Cheating? Ahem TRIPPING PENALTY. Also the NFL has zero reason to script

Most sane Eagles fan

As a cowboys fan I hope this happens except for everyone getting fired

Not really a fan then are you? Maybe a needy person wanting your negativity to be endorsed so that you don't feel so bad about yourself?

​@@robe2504nah. Nick paper scissors flowers is the weakest link in the league. The players have been making insane spectacular plays regularly for three years. They couldn't scheme open a wet paper bag. The players are doing too much. Go beat a defense when blind toddlers can see you plays coming. Whenever casual observers can call all of your plays as you run them, opposing defenses know the plays too. Nick Siriani looks like a drunk playing video games after trying hard drugs. Every opposing quarterback looks like Joe Montana with Bill Walsh. The defense couldn't contain a prepositional phrase.

@@robe2504 quit your yapping boy

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Mhm yeah sure totally

I can see why you would think that, being a Panthers fan lol. Honestly, rigged? Sure, I'd accept that. But there being an actual script for how every play in every game turns out? The amount of rehearsal it would take to pull that off for 18 weeks would make Broadway actors tremble.

There's a difference between "scripted," "rigged," and "fixed." Rigged: includes point shaving and manipulating penalties to keep a score closer than it should be for betting lines; Fixed: the overall outcome of a game is predetermined; Scripted: the events in a game are known in advance -- eg: "team A goes up, then team B takes the lead, then team A wins on a miraculous final play." Rigging is common and becoming more common with the way people now can bet on games with sliding lines in real time. Fixing is rare, but does occur, usually for some monumental reason. Scripted is a canard used by people trying to deflect that games are frequently rigged and occasionally fixed. You would need every player, coach, and owner involved to script. You only need a select few involved to fix. You only need the refs to rig.

@@blindjustice8718 wheres the evidence for fixing or even rigging

@@freddiesimmons1394 There's plenty of it, actually. But you need to know the history of pro football. In fact, the first time I read about games being fixed was in a book published by the Pro Football Hall of Fame. You start putting the pieces together and you'll see the NFL has been rigging and fixing games since 1920. They had to crack down on players throwing games after 1958 and that continued up til free agency removed the ability of bookies to buy off players. At that point the NFL gained the complete ability to control its product without a player undermining results. I mean, the federal government had a task force that looked into players throwing games (you can only ensure failure). Keep in mind this is during the 60s and 70s -- sports betting as we know it was illegal. A lot of the books were local and not run in Vegas (ties to Vegas, yes; run directly in Vegas, no). Now, think for a hot second: why would the federal government have a task force to ensure an *illegal* operation was on the up-and-up if 1) players weren't throwing games to alter outcomes; and 2) the NFL wasn't working towards certain outcomes? You also have to know the NFL had to meet certain congressional standards for the merger to occur in 1970 -- and then be granted immunity from anti-trust laws since it was now a monopoly. In short, the NFL *has* to control it's product. You cannot both control your product *and* let things "just happen." The NFL has over 100 years of experience doing just that. Pro football goes back at least to 1906 in-so-far as manipulating games to improve revenue. People who say the NFL is rigged or fixed or scripted generally don't understand the ins and outs. They just see something and see it's off. But they also don't even know what constitutes holding or pass interference beyond whining "the other team did something that looked like a penalty and didn't get called, so the fix is in." For instance, last year's SB, everyone cries about the refs wanting KC to win. The game was being rigged, but their bias didn't allow them to see how it was really being rigged. It was Philadelphia getting a bulk of non-calls and even a catch-move-fumble overturned in their favor to keep them in the game. The first year that live, in-game betting was introduced, every divisional, championship, and Superbowl game came down to 3 points at the end of regulation or O/T. That's pretty coincidental, to put it mildly. Vegas didn't lose on a single one of them. It wasn't about which team won or lost. It was about maintaining even action so their natural payout schedules worked to the house's advantage. Did you know the year KC lost to the Bengals in the playoffs, KC was up big at halftime and someone placed a "sure-money" million dollar bet the Chiefs would win? I mean, the payout was only $20K on $1 mil, but a free 20K is a free 20K. But you know there were a ton of people lining up for free money besides that guy. So what? Well, last year when the Chargers were up 27-0 on the Jags, guess what happened? Right. Someone placed a million+ sure-money bet the Chargers would win. And a bunch of other somebody's made that same wager with lesser amounts. How'd that turn out again? I was talking about the long history of rigging games with a guy at the bar. The Browns/Ravens game was on. Out of market. No one really cared. It was towards the end. Pretty much out of reach. Browns had the ball. The guy goes, "This one's over, unless it's rigged." I replied, "We'll know if Cleveland throws an interception." The very next play, no QB/WR miscommunication. It wasn't a bad throw or the receiver went in when he should have gone out. No, the ball was simply thrown right to the DB. Hit him in the face and fell incomplete. The guy looks at me. "How did you know?" At the end of the day, enjoy the games for what they are. Entertainment. Don't get up too high if your team wins. Don't get down too low if your team loses. But most of all, never bet on anything you don't control. Vegas Never Loses