If You Beat a Boss in a Minute I Roll Until I Get a 5 Star | Genshin Impact 

It’s a good day when Paikon suffers the consequences of his actions

He asked for shallot, but he keeps getting cauliflower

Paikon: *pulls collei for his first pull* WHO IS THAT- Also Paikon: *had collei*

He kept calling Charlotte shallot, I think the game thought he was calling for some vegetable (Dendro)

the way this man pronounces the names

I actually love this content from Paikon. Cause being a whale and just pulling is kinda boring, right? He'll get what he wants anyway. So it's nice that he has these random challenges that involves other people as well. Been watching his videos a lot recently and now I think he's one of the best Genshin streamers/content creators cause he always does something interesting that I never thought I'd enjoy this much. :D

“Defeat this boss in 1 minute” nah chief. It takes me a good 6 minutes to defeat CRYO REGISVINE

Next archon you should do C6 bingo. But they all have to be unique characters so all the C6 Yelans don’t storm you.

Bro said “30 plus 30 plus 10… that’s 80! :D” 😭

Ah yes, I love seeing the fruits of Paikon’s “f2p” labor. (aka his credit card)

Good idea: Use characters who have a relationship between them (Bennett, Fischl, Razor, Mona for Benny's adventuring team) Or (Chongyun, Xinyan, Xinqui, Xiangling for their friendship group thingy)

paikon with every challenge correctly proves that in genshin, boredom seems to lead to more suffering instead of satisfaction.

Bro you brought me luck some how. I watched this video and then went and did a 10 pull. Pulled a 5*. Won 50/50. Got my first Ayato.

I got Qiqi and Furina in the same pull. Best feeling ever. Good luck on your pulls!

Try to say sherlock shallot 5 times in a row

as a collei main, 2:47 has mentally scarred me for life.

7:19 “seeno” 😭

21:12 c6 geo trav decreases dps that must be why

Bro traveled back in time and furinas banner is still here

I just wanna say that the only time I ever got a double 5 star was when the 5 star was the first in the 10 pull... I skipped the pull immediately after seeing the weapon and then realised that i actually got 2 copies of it.

i physically cant keep watching because i die a little inside everytime you say “SHALLOT” IM GOING INSANEEE WHO SAYS CHARLOTTES LIKE THAT 😭😭

I thought i was unlucky until i see Paikon's pulls session

Hi Paikon! I just started playing Genshin and I love your videos! Have an amazing day :D

Me who takes 1-5 min to defeat one boss: aight imma lose

i can already smell the “first!”comments a mile away 💀 (Edit: oh nah i started a whole “first” train 💀)

Paikon suffering is so funny

This guy is the most entertaining twitch's strimer I've ever seen

I track count of everything I get, and I got: 1 Furina, 17 Beidou, 12 Collei, 0 Charlotte 💀💀

paikon: everyone has hu tao me, who never plays pyro except for xinyan: 💀 context for xinyan she’s on my main team (eula) for the phys buff and for elemental reactions with the other members of the team

Every time Paikon is about to lose a 50/50 I get an add lmaoooo😂💀

those pulls sure went smooth as sandpaper

There’s no better dining entertainment than watching Pailin slowly loose his sanity

“Assdaha” and “Apepsi” got me rolling on the floor 💀

It's is so sad for your money spend but it is funny to watch your videos.. love it..

I got an ad that said, "who could it be?" Rught before he got a furina

I cant unhear "furry-na, furry-na, furry-na" 😭

Honestly the funniest part of this video was when he was chanting for "shallot" then he saw gold and he changed REAL QUICK to FURNIA FURNIA FURNIA!

Finally I can watch the other video. It's so weird that you released the summoning video last.

back again to paikon whaling and paikon pain

Love the vids❤❤❤

“Assdaha”💀

pov paikon gets a 5 star on his first pull :')

Paikon basically lost his 50/50 to every off-rate 😭

12:04 "Assdaha" 😭🙏

as soon as he got Diluc I got an add and the first words it said were "there is a civil war" 🤣

almost every profile you have checked had a wriothesley oh wow love seeing him being adored so much too

i have never seen paikon swear this much XD

mistsplitter has elemental dmg buffs and it works great for kazuha. before getting lynette i was a kazuha main and the scara set+mistsplitter+c1 is kinda broken for dps kazuha tbh (i was pulling for c6 but i was only able to spend a little) but then i put mistsplitter on my lynette and discovered how fun it is to have kazuha on sacrificial sword and also lynette is my pride and joy so that sword is never leaving her my apologies to my ayaka who has god knows what rn

the one guy like '' OMG THAT WAS MY ACC ''

Welp I guess Paikon will be get eaten by a shark in his home

Paikon really like spending challenge

ah yes of course, we we're cursed by Collei. now i know why i lose my 50/50's twice on furina's banner.

If only I'd been there during the stream; the only c6 in my character showcase is Bennett

Ah yes the greatest f2p to ever f2p

No one: Paikon: *calls Charlotte Shallot*

dyslexic king!!

I've noticed something with Genshin Streamers when they do wishes. When they mispronounce the name of a character they want, they rarely get that character. When they mispronounce the name of a character they want to avoid, it haunts them like the plague. Case-in-point: Pronounce their names properly.

"such within the first week" ppl like me who preformed everything possible to prefarm except weekly boss: ur jowking

I started on this banner with no Furina, C0 Beidou, C0 Collei, C0 Thoma, and no Charlotte. I wished on the banner 98 times over the course of 3 weeks. I ended up with C1 Furina, C FREAKING 6 BEIDOU, C3 COLLEI, C1 Thoma, and NO FREAKING CHARLOTTE. NOT ONE. MY CHARLOTTE LUCK IS WORSE THAN MY HEIZOU LUCK ISTG, AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE HIM AFTER PLAYING SINCE LAUNCH *sobbing*

every time paikon says "there's no way [insert a random thing here]" it ends up happening.

i've never been early to a paikon video 😭

I need that beidou luck. I have never seen beidou in my pull in this banner.

Paikon should do a video on the 4 different traveler elements

bro...i joined the game again and got a early five star, thought it be furina, got mona instead. Also this was 12 hours before the new banners come.

Every time he lost a 50/50 a ad popped up before he reacted 😂

The regretti spaghetti has been served.

Lmao I see the title of the challenge and I immediately thought "Oh, so who would he like me to kill? The Electro Hypostasis or the Cryo Whopperflower? I can eliminate both SO fast."

dude that was painful 😭

Ahhhh that was my Yelan at the end of video with my 6 dice roll!!!

"I am going to fck myself 4:12"💀💀💀

8:08 reminded me of Leroy Smith

posting the vid 20 days later, love it

8:52 AYO

And it was like Nahida 2.0 fr

74K+ GENSIS CRYSTALS JESUS CHRIST YOUR WALLET

I use a controller when I play Genshin, and everytime I pull a 5 star my controller vibrates.

Rip his bank. rip over a thousand dollar

8:32 The moment where Paikon said tighnari, an ad showed up and it was tighnari HELP

Paikon, ily, but god this was a painful watch

The way he pronounces charlotte is itching my brain 🫠

“Furry-na” and “shallot” LOL

he’s being cooked by his chat dude 😭😭😭😭

When I thought I was very unlucky in Genshin... then this dude is even worse. XD

Beidou must have a crush on you since she came to you so many times.

It's only been a few minutes damn y'all

70 pulls for a Charlotte? It's okay Paikon, I spent 148 and I didn't even get her, your luck isn't that bad at least

Cy-yu voices 2 genshin playable characters now

that reminds me on my pulls for my Raiden with losing every 50/50 buuuuut Furina really loved me, got C4 + Weapon with under 200 pulls never happend before. Raiden C3 + Weapon was kina every 90 pull pity and losing all 50/50s...

this was the longest video of my life holy shit

Bro has way better luck than me

Focolars dress when into playable? Furina just 80's button dress

WAIT when I pulled for Furina's weapon, i also got a Skyward Pride and Baizou's weapon. Paikon is me confirmed

I LOVE YOU PAIKON

I don't know what Paikon is talking about. I see C6 Yae Miko daily.

You know Mistafeet made it when other youtubers start stealing his ideas.

THATS WHERE CHARLOTTE HAS GONE YOU STOLE HER 😭😭😭

Paikon: Struggling to get Furina. Me: DON'T GIVE ME FURINA DON'T GIVE ME FURINA (Gets her) DANG IT! This is a true story, I was wishing and I REALLY wanted to get a different character and then got Furina. Also Furina is in all of my teams now and I love her.

I feel like Genshin should have a system where once you C6 a character you can enhance their constellation so it isn’t as bad as getting characters you’ve C6’d

You did not just push my girl norma

DID MY BROTHER IN CHRIST JUST SPEND $1000?