If you were Taylor Swift’s Judge 👨‍⚖️ (TTPD Edition)  

Haha this was the perfect one to use guilty as sin

Who drove you away from the scene? “cHarLiE PuTh” 😂

“How can I be guilty as sin?” 😂

After you said “You’re guilty” you should have included her line “How can I be guilty as sin?”

This was perfect for “you wouldn’t last an hour I. The asylum where they raised me”

Taylor Swift has song for every single circumstances

“charlie puth” took me out 💀

No it wasn't Dylan Thomas, it wasn't Patti Smith, it wasn't Lucy, it wasn't Jack, it wasn't Peter, it wasn't Cassandra, it wasn't Robin, it wasn't even Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus, it was Charlie Puth.

“Down bad, crying at the gym” - Down Bad “I felt like I might die” - I Hate It Here “I wanna kill him” - Fortnight “I cry a lot but I am so productive” - I Can Do It With a Broken Heart “The Chelsea Hotel” - The Tortured Poets Department “I was tame, I was gentle” - Who’s Afraid Of Little Old Me? “The bullet had just grazed” - Who’s Afraid Of Little Old Me? “OH WHAT A WAY TO DIEEE” - Guilty As Sin? “CUZ FUCK IT I WAS IN LOVE” - Down Bad “I stopped CPR, after all it’s no use” - So Long, London “Charlie Puth” - The Tortured Poets Department “I did my time” - Fresh Out The Slammer “OH MY GOD” - But Daddy I Love Him “I might just die, it would make no difference” - Down Bad

Charlie Puth killed me I almost spit my matcha out across my kitchen

"I was tame, I was gentle" "YOU SHOT HIM"

Fun fact: The title track has 110 beats per minute, the right tempo for Hands-Only CPR, per the American Heart Association! I just thought it was interesting because she mentions CPR.

TTPD: Taylor the Problematic Delinquent

The “i cry a lot but I was so productive “ gets me every time lol

The last line fits this All too well!😅

Taylor needs to see this BAHAHAAAH

"down bad crying at the gym" - down bad "i felt like i might die"- i hate it here "i wanna kill him"- fortnight "i cry a lot but i am so proudictive" - icdiwabh "the chelsea hotel" - ttpd "i was tame i was gentle" - waolom "the bullet had just grazed" - waolom "oh what a way to die" - guilty as sin "cuz fuck it i was in love" - down bad I will do pt2 soon

“Who drove you away from the scene?” I was expecting “a getaway car” but instead I got “Charlie Puth” and died laughing. 😂😂😂

Songs… “Down bad crying at the gym” - Down Bad “I felt like I might die” - I Hate It Here “I wanna kill him” - Fortnight “I cry a lot but I am so productive” - I Can Do It With A Broken Heart “The Chelsea Hotel” - TTPD “I was tame, I was gentle” - Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? “The bullet had just grazed” - Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? “Oh what a way to dieee” - Guilty As Sin? “Cuz fu** it I was in love” - Down Bad “I stopped CPR after all it’s no use” - So Long London “Charlie Puth” - TTPD “I did my time” - Fresh Out The Slammer “OH MY GOD” - But Daddy I Love Him “I might just die it would make no difference” - Down Bad

LOLLLLL I LOVE THIS THEY MAKE ME FALL ON THE FLOOR

These are so unserious, I love them

The “Charlie Puth” one got me cracking up 🤣 There’s no way this man made Taylor Swift a criminal AGAIN and made Charlie Puth her accomplice 😂

I love Taylor so much 🫶

Charlie Puth was her accomplice 😂

this was the perfect video to slide in a lil “how can i be guilty as sin” 🗿

Everything was amazing but not more than "Charlie puth drove me away " 😂 This is kinda masterpiece, it taken off my all day long tiredness 😁

Cheguei no canal semana passada e to adorando!! É bom pra desestressar pós trabalho

The Charlie Puth part was so unexpected LOL

Now she’s fresh out the slammer

Clearly she didn’t learn her lesson from “no body, no crime” 😂

what a menace 😂

Im upset the line "No body, no crime" wasn't used here.

LOST OPPORTUNITY TO USE "how could i be guilty (as sin)?"

@taylorswift should see this ❤

Should've used Guilty as Sin!!! But still amazing ❤😂🎉

This is so good 😭

I absolutely lovvvvvve this 🤣 She’s amazzzzing !!!

I was waiting for it to say “YOU DESERVE PRISON BUT YOU WONT GET TIME”

It makes it great because it’s all from ttpd

the fuck it I was in love was amazing

Missed the opportunity to put "deranged weirdo"

Show este video, suave a voz da loirinha Taylor swift é realmente uma cantora top mundial!❤😊🇧🇷🏆🇺🇸

She’s guilty as sin 😂

that smile though

WHAT?? WHY AM I SO EARLY? Also, its awesome how youre able to use these lyrics to make a funny story

U should do sza next cuz like kill bill is good for one of these

Part two must include Fresh Out the Slammer

CHARLIE PUTH LMAO

Great one again!

J: You shot him in the chest and killed him TayyyyyyyySlayyy: OH WHAT A WAY TO DIE💅

Missed opportunity to use guilty as sin and fresh out the slammer

Charlie Puth ✨

Perfect editing

I love 💕 your videos are great

CAUSE “FU” IT I WAS IN LOVE

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Wow that’s awesome!🙏💜👍😍🥳

This made me subscribed lol

This is amazinggg 😅😅😅😅😅

Rofl, nice taytay!! 🤣🤣🤣

You past the test, you definitely ain't a swifty. 😅❤

Missed opportunity to say “how could I be guilty as sin” 😭😔

the "oh my god" at the end.... lol

"LoOk aT Me I WOuLdN't sUrvIVe iN jAiL" !!!

“OH WHAT A WAY TO DIE”😂😂😂

This is so good

*Taylor walks in* Me: “GUILTY”

„Oh what a way to dieeeeee“ 😂😂😂

The jail detail would’ve been perfect for Fresh out the Slammer

no body no crime!

Hahaha 😂 Good one! Love the way it's fully only from TTPD 🤍 I died at Charlie puth answer 😂

NOOOOOOO OBJECTION!!!!🥺🥺🥺

Haha he’s great at this!

Let her escape in the getaway car.

These are hilarious

Love this

Who agrees fortnight is the best ttpd song

You managed to plan a device to kill him ?? I cry a lot but I am so productive 😂 Yup that’s her

"Down bad, crying at the gym" - Down Bad "I felt like I might die" - I Hate It Here "I wanna kill him" - Fortnight feat. Post Malone "I cry a lot but I am so productive" - I Can Do It With A Broken Heart "The Chelsea Hotel" - The Tortured Poets Department "I was tame, I was gentle" - Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me? "The bullet had just grazed" - Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me? "OH WHAT A WAY TO DIEEE" - Guilty as Sin? "CUZ FU** IT I WAS IN LOVE" - Down Bad "I stopped CPR, after all it's no use" - So Long, London "Charlie Puth" - The Tortured Poets Department "I did my time" - Fresh Out The Slammer "OH MY GOD" - But Daddy I Love Him "I might just die, it would make no difference" - Down Bad For anyone that wanted to know

"Look I won't survive in jail"

so many down bad references😂

Why is this so funny 😂

Nice Branchie😊

"Down bad, crying at the gym" Down Bad "I felt like I might die" I Hate it Here "I wanna kill him" Fortnight "I cry a lot but I am so productive" I Can Do It with a Broken Heart "The Chelsea Hotel" The Tortured Poets Departments (title track) "I was tame, I was gentle" Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? "The bullet had just grazed" Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? "Oh what a way to die" Guilty as Sin? "Cause f it I was in love" Down Bad "I stopped CPR, after all it's no use" So Long, London "Charlie Puth" The Tortured Poets Department (title track) "I did my time" Fresh Out the Slammer "oh my gosh" But Daddy I Love Him "I might just die, it would make no difference" Down Bad

Nailed it 😂

Charlie Puth looool

Charlie Puth ooo you got snitch on

CHARLIE PUTH😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

Charlie Puth got me 😂

Love it!

Can’t wait till Tay is Fresh Outta the Slammer

nooooo, she got a boating license when she was fifteen and she cleaned enough houses to know how to cover up a scene

Missed opportunity for "fresh out the slammer"

“Without ever touching his skin, how could I be guilty as sin.” Well Taylor you didint touch him but u shot him😅

guilty as sin

This made me want to listen to down bad. 😂

Free od charge😂😂😂e❤

Is there a reason why a camera wouldn’t work down there? I’m just wondering why he didn’t record what he was looking at, wondering if there is science/technological understanding behind that reasoning that I don’t understand. Love your videos btw. I look forward to them every time.

hahahaha i love this

Did you know that Taylor Swift biggest fear is too go to jail?