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Ignoring Your Brother’s Calls from Prison - Kiry Shabazz - Bill Burr Presents: The Ringers 

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Kiry Shabazz shares why he doesn’t always answer his brother’s phone calls from prison and reveals how a hot presenter derailed one of his high school assemblies. (Contains strong language.)
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@nevaladder
@nevaladder 4 года назад
"I went outside, ran my fingers through blades of grass... Picked a few daffodils... Helped a baby bird back in its nest." 😂😂😂😂
@CrazyAl1991
@CrazyAl1991 4 года назад
I laughed so hard to that joke xD
@716tg3
@716tg3 4 года назад
Неважно (Neva) we all are on board that the hypothetical fallen bird is dead rn ,correct ? Jus checking 😂
@patricemarie2960
@patricemarie2960 4 года назад
Time out .... good stuff! ....
@themaggattack
@themaggattack 4 года назад
🤣 that was COLD! 😂
@thekabn
@thekabn 4 года назад
Thats an old joke from the 90's.. I heard a comedian say it before. In fact, I think it was DL..
@MrInfamousGamerz
@MrInfamousGamerz 4 года назад
“My brothers in prison” *audience dies of laughter*
@marionlewis741
@marionlewis741 4 года назад
Ikr how they just laugh lol
@BIGGUYLILHORN
@BIGGUYLILHORN 4 года назад
@@marionlewis741 laugh track... he's not THAT funny. I mean, he's ok, but not hysterical.
@flubsurfer4191
@flubsurfer4191 4 года назад
Right... I literally said out loud “How is that funny?”
@LeahB31
@LeahB31 4 года назад
DXPE CHEF Edits Ikr. I didn’t laugh, but reading your comment made me laugh because you acknowledged the insanity.
@derekbishop4892
@derekbishop4892 4 года назад
Pathetic smh
@rawuncut6890
@rawuncut6890 4 года назад
"But now I'm saved😔" 😂😂😂
@HeronMarkedBlade-ef7zz
@HeronMarkedBlade-ef7zz 4 года назад
And married...
@dtowndon4695
@dtowndon4695 4 года назад
Raw & Uncut I stay seeing yo comments 😂
@rawuncut6890
@rawuncut6890 4 года назад
@@dtowndon4695 lmao. I be everywhere on RU-vid
@devonlopez9591
@devonlopez9591 4 года назад
Dude He said that just as I read it and it was worth mentioning I feel like..
@huuuugd775
@huuuugd775 4 года назад
Most people don't know what a spirit is, or what it ultimately means to embrace one or the other. I've lived to an older age than I ever imagined I would, when I was little and pretty. Psalm 28:1 means more to me now than looking for "hypocrites" to rag on, just so I can feel smart and superior. Only a few years, and you will all feel the same. We're on a big learning curve on this choice planet of Earth, so it's understandable how those on the haven't-learned-much-yet end of it are showing their susceptibility to deception...
@aliasrehbar9693
@aliasrehbar9693 4 года назад
The DELIVERY was soooo gooooddd!!!!
@marionlewis741
@marionlewis741 4 года назад
Yea he was natural
@endingignorance8345
@endingignorance8345 4 года назад
"Make it rain on a collection basket" was so slept on 💀😂😂
@mohamedtarquijalloh1620
@mohamedtarquijalloh1620 4 года назад
Ending Ignorance It got me 💀 had to pause the video!!! 😂😂😂😂😆😆😆
@corbinstumm
@corbinstumm 3 года назад
For reals
@Erika-kw7ur
@Erika-kw7ur Год назад
Why does this man not have an hour long special?! I need more of Kiry!
@mrpicky1868
@mrpicky1868 5 месяцев назад
coming up with a good hour of material is hard. also usually its given to ppl who have already huge following. show bigness is a busyness first
@dumpsterjedi6148
@dumpsterjedi6148 4 года назад
Bill Burr knows how to pick great comics, glad he's giving them a platform.
@mostblunted_211
@mostblunted_211 Год назад
🐐
@coolguy0291
@coolguy0291 4 года назад
That was a really solid stand-up set
@AngelekaL
@AngelekaL 4 года назад
coolguy0291 it truly is!
@huuuugd775
@huuuugd775 4 года назад
@@AngelekaL Why? It was full of cussing and pride. Those spirits create blind spots, so that good and bad get mixed up. At least he knew when to feel confused...now all he has to do is make up his mind to CHOOSE...
@kvlen5767
@kvlen5767 4 года назад
Huuuug! (:D imagine being so full of bullshit that you can’t handle a comedy set
@murdock6143
@murdock6143 3 года назад
@@huuuugd775 maybe go watch Christian comedy
@ghost_strucid6579
@ghost_strucid6579 2 года назад
@@huuuugd775 go watch Christian stuff
@yupp561
@yupp561 4 года назад
"Don't question me you're the one on time out" 😅😅
@keyman1969b
@keyman1969b 4 года назад
This guy lmfao!!! I went outside....ran my hand thru some grass.... ahahahaha
@aris_mendez
@aris_mendez 4 года назад
This man killed his set. I watched it a few times in a row lmaooo.
@dennismelody7399
@dennismelody7399 4 года назад
Dude went into his barber with a picture of Bert from Sesame Street and said, "gimme this"
@music4thesoul491
@music4thesoul491 4 года назад
Facts😂😂😂😂
@o2dr_temp_page239
@o2dr_temp_page239 4 года назад
dennis melody this is why I read comments. Thank you sir! 😂
@christianlovely1500
@christianlovely1500 4 года назад
Why am I laughing like this was a part of the set? ! 😆😆😆😂😂😂😂 Man this is like the funniest comment
@heavenlysenju9948
@heavenlysenju9948 4 года назад
He look like that black kid of hey Arnold after 10 years of honey buns and fudge rounds.
@vypper
@vypper 4 года назад
or maybe he just showed him a picture of a pineapple.
@rockyk.m7006
@rockyk.m7006 4 года назад
„God made dirt dirt don’t hurt“ lmaoo😂😂
@FragileEgo
@FragileEgo 4 года назад
are you german?
@Lollita23
@Lollita23 4 года назад
More from this guy please!😂
@eezy.knewsome
@eezy.knewsome Год назад
New ten minute set up if you search his name
@brianm4198
@brianm4198 4 года назад
"used to hit that crack rock, knock down everything movin"
@TheBreezus
@TheBreezus 4 года назад
He had the Bernie eyes
@jakesanchez6621
@jakesanchez6621 4 года назад
"But now I'm saved..."
@bighomieJ5X
@bighomieJ5X 3 года назад
"God made dirt, dirt dont hurt" 😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣 wow I'm dead AF ..
@mja91352
@mja91352 4 года назад
"Enjoying my Freedom." GREAT!!
@twintwo278
@twintwo278 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@bloodfilledchalice6662
@bloodfilledchalice6662 4 года назад
WOW! I literally went to Jr. High with this guy! In Sacramento lol. I'm so psyched 😂😎
@BrokenNoah
@BrokenNoah 4 года назад
So did anybody won the bidding though?
@aydee6223
@aydee6223 4 года назад
Do you remember that sex Ed story
@kyndracrump
@kyndracrump 4 года назад
What was he like in school?
@utruyoung6986
@utruyoung6986 4 года назад
Me too.. wtf?
@timpoolbeanie7527
@timpoolbeanie7527 4 года назад
he has a beautiful smile you can tell he enjoys what he is doing .
@KS-COMEDY
@KS-COMEDY 3 года назад
Thank u! We had so much fun on set - I'm glad it came thru in the performance
@vedangarekar1390
@vedangarekar1390 3 года назад
@@KS-COMEDY Yo! The man's here really enjoyed your style man keep it up sir
@undr_guv_surv
@undr_guv_surv 4 года назад
This dude sound like the homie. Thought it was Tahir at first
@jacobjegira5361
@jacobjegira5361 4 года назад
riggghhtt?
@illuna4
@illuna4 4 года назад
ExtraMoreBigger ASSEMBLE 🔌
@amarjeetpaul5418
@amarjeetpaul5418 4 года назад
All def digital !!!!!
@BeaverBro123
@BeaverBro123 4 года назад
Tahir or Ron Funches.
@ebonimccain6988
@ebonimccain6988 4 года назад
@brell 2-1-5 Still? All Def is back with new content.
@D.Antony
@D.Antony 4 года назад
Brilliant set. Very edgy. Very witty.
@bbunniessoo
@bbunniessoo 2 года назад
“He got voted that year most likely to go down on a homeless woman “ 🤣🤣💀💀💀
@alexb8560
@alexb8560 4 года назад
Great crowd
@HipnikDragomir
@HipnikDragomir 2 года назад
3:52 "putting our bid in". This made me crumble to the floor. Guy's hilarious
@shabaanmarijani1650
@shabaanmarijani1650 4 года назад
This set is absolute FIREE
@spicybrown75
@spicybrown75 4 года назад
"I had to make it rain in the collection basket." 😆😆
@Danno1850
@Danno1850 4 года назад
This sentient pineapple is hilarious.
@TinToeTimmyTime
@TinToeTimmyTime 4 года назад
Pineapples are the funniest fruits. #Facts
@KS-COMEDY
@KS-COMEDY 3 года назад
Agreed!
@ethereallament69420
@ethereallament69420 3 года назад
Now I can't unsee it.
@majinhuey7682
@majinhuey7682 3 года назад
My uncle calls from prison way too much. I felt that first bit 😂
@justinrusset
@justinrusset 4 года назад
homie's a beast. killed his headlining in DC a few months ago
@glennarias2425
@glennarias2425 4 года назад
Dang truuue! I jus' got hip now! 💯
@KS-COMEDY
@KS-COMEDY 3 года назад
Thank u! DC is almost every comics favorite city. Yal show mad love 💯
@cjok8367
@cjok8367 4 года назад
May I have more please? This guy is so funny.
@emperorza5777
@emperorza5777 4 года назад
This is hilarious the funniest stand up I’ve seen in weeks!! And I watch a lottt of stand up
@jonlenihan4798
@jonlenihan4798 4 года назад
Little Richard did the "confess and be saved" circuit, thirty years ago. His confessions were so long, and so lurid, that the churches eventually asked him to stop.
@oldheaddeuce2273
@oldheaddeuce2273 4 года назад
aw man, from start to finish lololololol
@brifries619
@brifries619 4 года назад
Dirt don't hurt!! That's quality right there
@Abdullah_Chill
@Abdullah_Chill 4 года назад
This dude had me laughing hard!!!!
@Pulidjohn23
@Pulidjohn23 4 года назад
Good stuff bro I'm glad to had shared the stage with in Sacramento
@16goodchickenwings
@16goodchickenwings 4 года назад
You got a new fan homie... keep it coming 👌🏽
@stevenauldridge2679
@stevenauldridge2679 4 года назад
Great material. Please do more.
@christinajendro2858
@christinajendro2858 Год назад
Very funny! I need more of this guy!!!!
@uriah9559
@uriah9559 4 года назад
"enjoying my freedom..."
@AngelekaL
@AngelekaL 4 года назад
Yooo this set is so good!! “Enjoying my freedom... like what do you meeeann?!” 😂😂😂
@yt650
@yt650 4 года назад
If his brother was in prison he should’ve had a “cell”phone, seems appropriate.
@MsMookalate
@MsMookalate 4 года назад
I see what you did there😅😅😅😅
@nevaladder
@nevaladder 4 года назад
That's why he's up there and you ain't. 😂😂😂😂🤦‍♀️
@yt650
@yt650 4 года назад
Неважно (Neva) Who is up where?
@kentbato6947
@kentbato6947 4 года назад
Funny
@elmephisto1847
@elmephisto1847 4 года назад
Bars
@jscdragon
@jscdragon 2 года назад
This is incredibly high praise, and may be premature, but something about his delivery and attitude seems very Patrice’esque. I look forward to seeing more from him.
@maryrosekent8223
@maryrosekent8223 4 года назад
The good ole bad ole days
@vedangarekar1390
@vedangarekar1390 3 года назад
glory 😏 days
@themaggattack
@themaggattack 4 года назад
We all started shouting stuff out *putting our bid in* 🤣
@preciousbrown7962
@preciousbrown7962 4 года назад
All i can say is this man here 😭😭😭😭🤣😭🤣🤣😂😂😂
@3ikilee
@3ikilee 2 года назад
My high school asked me to come back to talk to students when I was in college… but because my advice was “drink, smoke do whatever just be smart and don’t get caught” I think that’s probably why they never asked me back 😂
@pyrfectly_obsessed4031
@pyrfectly_obsessed4031 2 года назад
😂😂
@underballbutter
@underballbutter 4 года назад
That last line tho 😂
@kwenparadiso4749
@kwenparadiso4749 3 года назад
Beautiful brother that stayed with a smile. Love this brother. 💯❤️✌🏿
@darcisw
@darcisw 4 года назад
When he said his bro is in prison and has a CELL phone, I was waiting for a “no pun intended.” Hilarious routine.
@devindelgrego4500
@devindelgrego4500 4 года назад
The last few lines hahaha
@StudMacher96
@StudMacher96 Год назад
This guys delivers is perfect man! 😂
@joestar6194
@joestar6194 4 года назад
" My brother is in prison" followed by his and the crowd's laughing. Next joke: " I punched a dead baby in the face"
@muddypalmsera
@muddypalmsera 4 года назад
Great material!
@9NOSHA
@9NOSHA 4 года назад
:30 secs in and I’m already dead😂
@DonnaSnyder
@DonnaSnyder 3 года назад
This guy was great: writing, delivery, and attitude. Best wishes.
@BirbalBonifaceMusoba
@BirbalBonifaceMusoba 3 года назад
"I went outside ran my fingers through blades of grass." Wow! That's like so mundane but so perfect a comeback for someone who can't enjoy it! Just perfect
@ShusekiShihan
@ShusekiShihan 3 года назад
That was a very good set! LMAO!
@robertmallettebey941
@robertmallettebey941 2 года назад
Excellent!
@oxithius_official
@oxithius_official 4 года назад
Lmfao, this guy is funny as hell, killing delivery too
@eton13_
@eton13_ 4 года назад
1 minute in, beats of sweat already developed on his forehead, you know this guy has potential
@KS-COMEDY
@KS-COMEDY 3 года назад
😂 Them stage lights ain't no joke
@Nevernotpushing
@Nevernotpushing 4 года назад
This was good
@sapointi
@sapointi 4 года назад
Bruhhh first time watching this dude but damn is he funny im weak and just a few seconds in
@productof8626
@productof8626 4 года назад
Ok im sleep dude funny as hell !😂🤣
@Anthony-zt1zs
@Anthony-zt1zs 4 года назад
Great set.
@Foshoko
@Foshoko 4 года назад
I am dying. He is killing me
@LonghornsLegend
@LonghornsLegend 4 года назад
This dude is hilarious!!👏🏾
@Calilou52
@Calilou52 4 года назад
I felt this on too much of a personal level 😂 going through the same sh**
@d_real_one2569
@d_real_one2569 4 года назад
Killed it
@SarahSkinnyJeans
@SarahSkinnyJeans 2 года назад
This is soooo relatable lol
@bmartinssu
@bmartinssu 4 года назад
The first 60 seconds.... 😂😂😂
@stephyp8173
@stephyp8173 4 года назад
This dude is funny. First time Check n him out. Lol funny
@Enothrae
@Enothrae 4 года назад
that closer wow.
@Timmayytoo
@Timmayytoo 4 года назад
Really funny guy. His delivery is spot on.
@doobie_rockz
@doobie_rockz 4 года назад
Lmaoo this dude too funny 🤣🤣
@hoopvids3520
@hoopvids3520 Год назад
“Your the one in time out”😂😂😂😂
@2gritty
@2gritty 4 года назад
this a solid set bravo to the homie
@unclemitmit5778
@unclemitmit5778 4 года назад
Lol this was good
@gmoney2769
@gmoney2769 2 года назад
His friend is a true menace 😂😂
@paulwharton1850
@paulwharton1850 3 года назад
Truly incredible.
@o0o-jd-o0o95
@o0o-jd-o0o95 3 года назад
too funny lol thanks for the laughs kiry
@buellreaucracy
@buellreaucracy 4 года назад
😂 funny stuff
@xaviermartinez9360
@xaviermartinez9360 3 года назад
Give this man a full hbo special please or Comedy Central
@jacobpeterson4071
@jacobpeterson4071 Год назад
this guys amazing
@botiffer9667
@botiffer9667 3 года назад
My favorite stand up from you! Hella funny, funny to where if you focused on doing stand up like this and vibing with the crowd, I can see you being up there with Kevin hart! Clear mind matters too while doing stand up! That’s the difference too
@jakeramos5067
@jakeramos5067 4 года назад
This is a man who loves his line of work
@ATL4LIFE2023
@ATL4LIFE2023 4 года назад
I have to go see him. Come to Tampa pleaseeeeee
@rachelwest1642
@rachelwest1642 3 года назад
This man is hilarious! The people need more!
@chelseaedwards428
@chelseaedwards428 4 года назад
😂😂😂 DYING
@monicapyle
@monicapyle 4 года назад
This guy is great
@GMBREACTS
@GMBREACTS 4 года назад
THIS MAN HAS BEEN DUBBED GOATED FROM THIS DAY FORTH... LMAO THIS IS BRILLIANT ON THE EDGE COMEDY DONE WELL.
@KS-COMEDY
@KS-COMEDY 3 года назад
💯💯 Thank u 🙏
@706Kel
@706Kel 4 года назад
Bruh was funny af
@TylerMango2233
@TylerMango2233 4 года назад
This guy is fucking hilarious! Hope to see him in more stuff
@ltr3139
@ltr3139 3 года назад
i’m dying😂😂😂😂
@young_zaddy1106
@young_zaddy1106 Год назад
He said dirt don’t hurt 😂😂
@adonijahhenderson317
@adonijahhenderson317 4 года назад
This man looks like Gerald from Hey Arnold 😂😂😂
@MFSGamePlay
@MFSGamePlay 4 года назад
This was actually funny. Lol
@stackofficial8351
@stackofficial8351 4 года назад
Thats my boy from Sacramento!!
@vic65i
@vic65i 4 года назад
I like this guy
@manfordsonstegard
@manfordsonstegard 4 года назад
Fine delivery!
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