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I’m on Darbys side. The other one NEVER finishes her sentences and when she does she mispronounces all the words. I feel bad darby has to relive all this when she edits as well…… omg darby is baby reindeer! Sent from ipone

"I don't think you're the less attractive, I think... maybe by society standards" LMAOOOOO

9:02 “i didn’t want jorgeous to go home so early” THE SHADE💀💀

Yes, I knew Luca from Call Me by Your Name and I was entirely following what Alexis was saying

This is either a really good bit or…

The 34 minute monologue at the end of the video 😂.

“you have the personality of a 23 year old. you have the skin of her mom”😭😭😭

Ok this whole time i thought Darby’s necklace spelled O L D And im now realizing the O is just a ring and the L is a clasp

“You get your roots done, in the square…” lol

They were struggling to say something nice about Nina's look 😂😂😂😂

So excited to see Alexis P Bevels on this new season of All Stars!

this episode is so sibling rivalry coded 😭😭

🎵"Lick it, ride it, suck it, fuck it, Adam & Eve, yeah!"🎵... I'm singing this bop all day long

11:46 the immediate qualifier of “maybe by society’s standards” killed me oh my god 💀💀💀

This 50 year old guy just discovered you two am on a binge now. Love your energy SO much don’t be intimidated by anyone you are way better and funnier than you know take it from me!! Love from The Netherlands ❤

That Adam and Eve jingle was perfection. 😂

"That was good? Did you fart?" Is an insane sentence 😂😂

Not Darby dissociating for several minutes at the end 😂

Darby dissociating during the credits is a mood

This alexis hologram is really lifelike 🤔👏🏼

i died at you comparing roxxxy’s out of drag look to michael marouli lmfaooo absolutely

"You wanna be dead?" "At this moment, yes." Now I'm dead 🤣

alexis in her hotel room in front of a green wall talking about possums

The way I was filled with instant rage at the possum hatred and misinformation

sorry darby it was indeed another eliza dushku situation

the irony of them doing non eliminations on the season were everyone aside from jorgeous was a finalist or cut right before the finals or was projected to go all the way (nina/plastique), but then again they sent 8 girls to the finale on her season so, but yeah last season was the underdog season with a bunch of random girls we didnt know HOW they'd perform, so funny how they didnt save the non elims for their season. they probably knew these were all Look queens and were gonna bring top tier runways, and then theres jorgeous

nobody knows who dushku is but luca and CMBYN is fair game

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAULA

I've seen your shorts but this is my first episode of long form and we are half way through the video and haven't gotten to the video and have just been privy to a litany of stream of consciousness and I fucking live. Why is this so good?

Girl plastique did not come to play with this promo look cause oh my god I legitimately gagged when I saw it. The outfit itself is stunning and gorgeous but that hair sent it over the charts like seriously that’s amazing. It’s one of the best promo looks ever. Gottmik’s entrance look is simple yet very effective but what elevates her sm is that wig like girl that is part of her head lol. I really doubt negative critiques will be cut from this season since clearly there are queens who will be struggling in certain challenges unlike all winners where the queens had only a few hiccups. The season being no elimination is strange but somewhat exciting just bc I could see 5/8 of these queens winning so I would’ve hated seeing them get eliminated. I really don’t know who’s gonna win the season which is exciting. The fact that 600k has already been spent this season is wild. They still have money to give out during the season for winning challenges/mini challenges and prize money to give out as well. Allegedly Gottmik spent 250k this season which I refuse to believe there’s no way💀.

Definitely an Eliza Dushku moment

Thank you for the singing bit in the beginning, I needed that today ❤

Love you both. Thank you for uploading

im still gagging that darby found someone who looks like alexis while she’s filming drag race 🤯

"I like that you're friend and me too" 😂

I love how Alexis said all those words

I thought Eliza Dushku was just a Jinkx Monsoon character

Literally was about to go through withdrawl. Tysm for posting

nothing brigthens my day like seeing your notification pop up

i love how much u two ramble abt nothing i started the video and got in the shower to play in the background and the second i turned the water Darby said “so we’re here today to talk about all stars” didn’t even miss anything ❤✨🌊🌸

alexis needs a nobel peace prize for that adam and eve promo

I just discovered this channel yesterday and I'm in love with Alexis.

The way ur ad was so educational

I will forever be in these comments simping over Alexis P Bevels. She is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen 😭❤

LOVE LOVE LOVE starting my morning with an iced coffee and IMHO ❤

That lil jingle was catchy! I’ll be singing it all day!

missed u ladies so much I haven't watched a video in so long. Alexis and Darby got me through my roughest times last year

Living for the “Credits Chat” lmfaooooo 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

I just love how when all the girls are toning down their makeup and trying to look more natural,Shannel and Roxxxy Mfing Andrews are not backing down. Def the Mugs of the season, and two of the best in the franchise. So excited!

"credits chat" mama alexis is talking at darby😭😭😭

This episode is a lot more unhinged than usual...will definitely be on the rewatch schedule.

I need more of Alexis just talking endlessly more shes so amusing to listen to

Happy birthday, Alexis!! 💐♉️

The end 😂😂😂😂 yall are great at comedy

I LOVE the reference to the BEST version of Cinderella.

We need a Darby posterboard cutout to put there when Alexis does her best to tell a story. Or green screen put darby on loop blinking bleakly

Love the jingle for Adam and Eve. It's a keeper!

Ru says “It’s time for Drag Queens to Save the World” before cutting to the promo looks, maybe the theme is Superhero/Villain. Definitely giving those vibes.

The P is for opossum. Lmaoooooo looove ❤❤❤❤❤

last night i was serenaded in a dream by darby and alexis singing a beautiful soprano duet entitled Agnus Dei, and thats whats getting me through the week

5:34 "...not through song" I fucking spit my water out all over my computer.

The 2 of you argue like my husband and I do. Subtle jabs that are actually a deep seated hate only just now bubbling to the surface, but you can't live without em lol

This episode was one of the best, it had me cackling the whole time 😂

y'all make ads so hilarious

"Because Nina is so nice, we're not allowed to critique her." Please, Darby, this shameless cop out 😂

The ending sent me 😂😂😂😂

so excited for this season! Im honestly not rooting for anyone, just excited to see the season lol I really hope miks runway package is a best of all time kinda deal, that entrance look was amazing! Love seeing angie back too

Alexis' makeup is so gorgeous!!!! the eyes are so gooddd!!!

Y’all need to be on I’ve had It

omg i LOVE this duo... ya'll are ALWAYS down for the bit and COMMIT. It's fucking everything

Alexis ur makeup is so gorge today!

it’s amazing how NOT mad you all are :)

Darby oh my god this look?? the accessorizing is so cute, you look great!!

Honestly thanks to that themesong i will be ordering some lube online. Thats was so catchy and will be stuck in my head for a while

Can I just say yall both look like beautiful golden goddesses this episode and I am living for it 💛💛💛

THAT ENDING HOLY SHITTTT... YOU TWO ARE GARBAGLY FUNNY. CRYING LAUGHING HERE

Omg look at these gworgeous divas

Kindness? I MEAN... 😲🫢

I got home from work today and did what I usually do - watch one episode of dance moms. It doesn't matter which one. It's all I have. and then SUDDENLY hit me like a ton of bricks. Darby - you look like Chloe from dance moms. DON'T MAKE IT WEIRD. I really hope this message reaches you as you really should know. Best, your earest dearlingest commenter

I think the theme for the promo is Shen Yun

Alexis’s “oh dear” at 1:31 sounded so much like Winnie the Pooh from the late 80s / early 90s cartoon series.

Saludos para Paula en Costa Rica por ayudar a estas reinas 💋🇨🇷

I can't attest to her out of drag, but in drag Darby is literally stunning

Ps you both will get more and more succes I am one hundred percent sure!!

I know Luca Guadagnino because of Suspiria (2018) but I knew he directed Call me by your name only because I looked it up after I saw Challengers this weekend

We know that gotmilk and plastic are going to having insane looks 🔥

Love a singing song intros 🎤🎶

"And the P is for Opossuuuuuum 🎶" 😂

Poor Nina West used the IMHO backdrop for her entrance look and got read by the IMHO Dolls!

You guys are hilarious

My brother played the axe murderer in Dead Boy Detectives!

Love y’all ❤🫶🏾

OMG your husband Curtis is a GREEK GOD - he's not just HOT, he's STUH-NING! You're so right Darby!

Roxxy looking like a Ken doll.

The ending monologue needs to be a lipsync performance on drag race

Opossums start with O...

24:06 The insanity of that shrub exchange sent me to a padded cell, through rehab and back home again with a new outlook on life. I live!

(A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. The book opens and a Scottish-accented voice begins reading its text) Shrek: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower. For her true love and true love's first kiss. (Shrek chuckles and rips out a page of the book and closes it) Shrek: Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (We see an outhouse and hear the sound of a toilet flushing. Out steps Shrek, an ogre, who tugs at his underwear and shakes his foot of the page still stuck to his shoe. He looks lovingly at the swamp he calls home, and goes about his daily routine. Which is taking a mud shower, brushing his teeth with bugs, bathing in a muddy pond, gathering giant slugs for dinner, and painting a warning sign) (In a nearby village, an angry mob gather up to go after Shrek. At night they gather their torches and pitchforks and enter the swamp, trampling over Shrek's warning signs. Shrek sees them after investigating the commotion, rolling his eyes. The villagers stop outside Shrek's home, unaware that Shrek is sneaking up behind them) Villager 1: Think it's in there? Villager 2: All right. Let's get it! Villager 1: Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? Villager 3: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread. (Shrek chuckles, revealing himself to be standing behind the mob) Shrek: Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. (The mob gasps) Shrek: Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin... (Shrek slowly approaches as the villagers back away in fear) Villager: No! Shrek: They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast. Villager 1: Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! (The villager waves his torch in Shrek's face. Shrek casually licks his fingers and pinches the flame, extinguishing the torch. The villager drops it) Villager 1: Right. (Shrek terrifies the mob with a great frightening roar, his spit extinguishing all the remaining torches. He wipes his mouth and waits for the villagers to stop screaming) Shrek: (whispering) This is the part where you run away. Villagers: (gasping) (Shrek laughs as the men drop their torches and pitchforks and run away as fast they can) Shrek: And stay out! (He looks down and picks up a wanted poster dropped by one of the villagers. He reads it aloud) SHREK: "Wanted. Fairytale creatures"? (He sighs and walks off. dropping the poster to the ground) Fairy tale creatures are put in chains and led into wagons by Duloc Guards. The Captain of the Duloc Guards sits at a table paying a line of people their rewards for turning in the fairytale creatures. Those waiting in line include Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Geppetto who is carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer carrying the Three Little Pigs. Guard: All right. This one's full. Take it away! Move it along. Come on! Get up! The Captain: Next! Guard: (Taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. (breaks the broom in half) The Captain: That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next! (The captain hands over the reward to the villager who turned the witch in. The villager mutters to himself) Villager: Lousy 20 pieces. Guard: Get up! Come on! (Waiting in line is Donkey on a leash and his owner. He looks in horror at the witch and a group of dwarves being loaded into a wagon) Guard: Sit down there! Keep quiet! Mama Bear and Papa Bear are locked inside giant cages, with Little Bear in his own cage Little Bear: (crying) This cage is too small. Donkey: (To his owner) Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! Old Woman : Oh, shut up. (smacks Donkey) The Captain: Next! What have you got? Geppetto: This little wooden puppet. Pinocchio: I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his nose grows) The Captain: 5 shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. Pinocchio: Father, please! Don't let them do this! Help me! (Geppetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up to the table) The Captain: Next! What have you got? Old Woman: Well, I've got a talking donkey. The Captain: Right. Well, that's good for 10 shillings. If you can prove it. Old Woman: Oh, go ahead, little fella. (Donkey stays silent) The Captain: Well? Old Woman: Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. (Smacks Donkey again) Talk, you boneheaded dolt, talk! The Captain: That's it. I've heard enough. Guards! Old Woman: No, no, he talks! He does. (Moving Donkey's lips) I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talking-est damn thing you ever saw. The Captain: Get her out of my sight. Old Woman: No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk! (The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and starts floating upwards) Donkey: Hey! I can fly! Peter Pan: He can fly! 3 Little Pigs: He can fly! The Captain: He can talk! Donkey: Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! (The pixie dust's effects begin to wear off) Uh-oh. (He drops out of the air and hits the ground with a thud) The Captain: Seize him! (Donkey dodges the guards as they try to grab him and runs deeper into the forest) Guards: After him! He's getting away! Get him! This way! Turn! (Donkey escapes deeper into the forest and runs head first into Shrek's backside. Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him and glares down at Donkey. Donkey looks scared of Shrek for a moment, but he quickly hides behind him after seeing that the guards have caught up to him) The Captain: You there. Ogre! Shrek: Aye? The Captain: By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest and...(Shrek slowly approaches the group of guards, the guards visibly frightened by him) transport you to... a designated...resettlement...facility? Shrek: Oh, really? You and what army? (smiles) (The Captain looks behind himself and sees that all the other guards have abandoned him. The Captain tucks tail and runs off. Shrek shakes his head and starts walking back to his swamp. Donkey, impressed by Shrek, follows him) Donkey: Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Incredible! Shrek: Are you talking to...(he turns around and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back around and Donkey is right in front of him) Whoa! Donkey: Yes. I was talking to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great back there? Man those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up and bam! They was tripping over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that. Shrek: (annoyed) Oh, that's great. Really. Donkey: Man, it's good to be free. Shrek: Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm? Donkey: But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're a mean, green, fighting machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us. Donkey: Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks! Donkey: Man, you almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time...(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey continues to talk. Shrek removes his hand) ...then I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases leaking out of my butt that day. Shrek: Why are you following me? Donkey: I'll tell you why. (drops from the log. Singing) "'Cause I'm all alone, There's no one here beside me, My problems have all gone, There's no one to deride me, But you gotta have friends..." Shrek: Stop singing! (picks up Donkey by his ears and tail) Well, it's no wonder you don't have any friends (drops him) Donkey: Wow. Only a true friend would be that truly honest. Shrek: Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I? Donkey: Uh...really tall? Shrek: No! I'm an ogre! You know, "Grab your torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that bother you? Donkey: Nope. Shrek: Really? Donkey: Really, really. Shrek: Oh. Donkey: Man, I like you. What's your name? Shrek: Uh, Shrek. Donkey: Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? You got that kind of "I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me" thing. I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You're all right. (they come over a hill overlooking Shrek's swamp) Woo, look at that! Who'd want to live in place like that? Shrek: That would be my home. Donkey: Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful. You know you are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. (looks at Shrek's "keep out" signs) I guess you don't entertain much, do you? Shrek: I like my privacy. Donkey: You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You're trying to give them a hint and they won't leave. And there's that big awkward silence you know? Can I stay with you?

Opossums are actually very docile. If you encounter one you could even pet it if you wanted to.

nooo! Possums aren't aggressive! They are nature's janitors and are immune to rabies and viper venom!