Great compilation! I would also add the longest "chilena" or "bicicleta" goal by Ibrahimovic. Although, I am not sure there is another in football history, I don't think so.
There was a faster Red Card than the one shown here, it was Lee Todd back in 2000, he was sent off literally after the kick-off whistle, for saying right next to the referee: "Fuck me, that was loud."
Impossible records how about this one Chelsea unbeaten record of 86 from 2004 to 2008 Liverpool we’re on the way to beat it with 67 but they got beat by Watford
Archie Thompson has the world record for most goals in an international match, 13. It beats the 9 from Haaland. It also doesn't say what all the 'records' are.