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Brian equips Groknar's Revenge with Hello Kitty arrows. This procs the injury aura, debuffing anyone in a 10ft (3m) radius and making them susceptible to spontaneous bodily harm.
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@ModernRogue
@ModernRogue 5 лет назад
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@unoriginality2753
@unoriginality2753 5 лет назад
*slightly_smiling_face*
@MrJonLott
@MrJonLott 5 лет назад
r/bushcraft
@s_b156
@s_b156 5 лет назад
r/magic r/modernrogue r/diamond club :smirky_face:
@TaHame1
@TaHame1 5 лет назад
R/TIFU
@Socrates-
@Socrates- 5 лет назад
The Modern Rogue please remove the scraping sounds from your videos I have misophonia and it hurts my teeth to hear that sound
@ZkittlesTheBat
@ZkittlesTheBat 5 лет назад
Knowing that there's an ER Visit suddenly makes everything they do more stressful
@Fragacide
@Fragacide 5 лет назад
Every cut was a cringe. I ended up having to skip to the part to get it over with.
@wilson.adam.82
@wilson.adam.82 5 лет назад
@@Fragacide Same here, my anxiety was through the roof!
@Instabwillity
@Instabwillity 5 лет назад
@@El-Gato69 I thought something similar to that would happen too.
@al85945
@al85945 5 лет назад
After seeing this comment I'm worried too lol
@AirNeat
@AirNeat 5 лет назад
When will it happen? Oh god it's about to happen. They're pointing right at his hand, oh god I'm gonna throw up
@FerociousSniper
@FerociousSniper 4 года назад
Jason: reacts the way a dad would react when he hurts himself. Brian: reacts the way a dad would react when someone else hurts themselves.
@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates
@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates 3 года назад
Title: *includes the words "ER Visit"* Me: Ooh, I wonder when that part of the video would com- Jason: *YO, IS THIS POISON IVY?*
@reuben4710
@reuben4710 5 лет назад
My greate uncle's were all cattle farmers, they would always stitch up each other's wounds with veterinarian supplies. They stopped stitching each other up when my great-grandpa discovered that super glue works better...
@benjaminvanlier7990
@benjaminvanlier7990 4 года назад
@Alan Hardcastle using the wrong technique then. Reccomend using string to hold the wound closed, superglue 2-3 mm outside the wound to secure string. Then if it is way worse than anticipated or you can finally get to the hospital they don't have to excise it out
@ender2034
@ender2034 4 года назад
I mean that was what superglue was invented for
@joshbenton810
@joshbenton810 4 года назад
ender well kinda, it was made when someone was trying to make plastic aircraft windshields, and then was found to be good for wounds
@reuben4710
@reuben4710 4 года назад
@@joshbenton810 I thought it was originally invented while trying to make plastic gun sights, but I could be wrong.
@enoch2283
@enoch2283 3 года назад
@@benjaminvanlier7990 do you glue the sting over the wound or something else?
@desmondshaw4205
@desmondshaw4205 5 лет назад
*Reads the title* And that was the last time the injury counter was rolled back
@czane1526
@czane1526 5 лет назад
TysonP1 OH NO
@purpleYamask
@purpleYamask 5 лет назад
Brian: "i don't wanna reset the injury counter" Jason: resets it within 15 seconds
@camejko
@camejko 4 года назад
I wonder how bad the cut was
@jylounen
@jylounen 4 года назад
@@camejko I'm not a doctor but I'd imagine it was pretty bad because he needed four stitches.
@theindooroutdoorsman
@theindooroutdoorsman 4 года назад
@@jylounen Stitches probably weren't necessary, but held it closed so it could heal faster.
@notasoviet1016
@notasoviet1016 4 года назад
nbalive2408 looks like he sliced his thumb open pretty good, my mom did the same, took a little to heal but it’s not terrible
@jonathonthomas1255
@jonathonthomas1255 3 года назад
@@theindooroutdoorsman there's actually a certain depth of cut that stitches are required for soooo
@crazydude172
@crazydude172 5 лет назад
I love how Jason puts on gloves *after* he cuts himself.
@baconbliss4796
@baconbliss4796 4 года назад
Safety second injury first right
@StarlightQueen
@StarlightQueen 5 лет назад
[5 Years From Now] *CUZ I'M A MODERN ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGUE!!!! Dresspants Robotman: "The Modern Rogue makes their own gun."
@Echs_D33
@Echs_D33 4 года назад
Nacho Ramos I’m thinking 2020 to be honest.
@baconbliss4796
@baconbliss4796 4 года назад
Actually easier few pipes a firing pin and a welder
@bigchooch4434
@bigchooch4434 4 года назад
@@baconbliss4796 Welder? Psssshhhhhh if you wanna get fancy, sure. Making a gun isn't hard. Making a firearm that is ATF compliant, however, is a different story.
@cooperrose6480
@cooperrose6480 4 года назад
Underrated damn comment
@darrianweathington1923
@darrianweathington1923 4 года назад
Starlight Queen modern rogue invades a country
@BendeleTech
@BendeleTech 5 лет назад
Really sad about that bear that came out of nowhere and ate Brian's arm.
@TheStrangerous
@TheStrangerous 5 лет назад
Bendele Tech Wait until you see those outtakes! ;)
@vdubmerc3
@vdubmerc3 5 лет назад
Jason was holding out on Albeart Schnitzel’s cream corn
@stealthops8240
@stealthops8240 3 года назад
lUCKLY ITS LEGAL IN ALMOST ALL STATES
@Mcf4742
@Mcf4742 5 лет назад
Every time the “don’t cut towards yourself” message came up I was like, oh no, when’s it gonna happen?
@PaulMutser
@PaulMutser 5 лет назад
Every time I cringed, not knowing how bad it was gonna be.
@benjaminshields9421
@benjaminshields9421 5 лет назад
Yeah he started to and immediately I got nervous
@rhythmtreble7311
@rhythmtreble7311 5 лет назад
i kept wondering which rogue was gonna nail himself first
@christopherabbott3484
@christopherabbott3484 5 лет назад
@@El-Gato69 you're right it could have. My mom recently did the same thing and nicked a blood vessel. And it was right after a scout lesson on knife safety.
@OverlordWeasel
@OverlordWeasel 5 лет назад
For a moment, I was thinking that Brandt was going to be editing this like the South Park Christmas episode where Kenny didn't die.
@deadcata1yst428
@deadcata1yst428 4 года назад
Jason (Puts saw away) Everyone “Oh thank god” Jason (Grabs knife)
@SignalPrime
@SignalPrime 4 года назад
13:37 "That's way more effective than my knife!" I disagree, the knife was extremely effective against your finger.
@potatopriorites5652
@potatopriorites5652 5 лет назад
Sounds like we need a new counter for days without ER visits
@chaplainjamesthicc305
@chaplainjamesthicc305 5 лет назад
I would like this comment but it's exactly at 175 so I'm afraid it will upset my totally diagnosed and totally legit OCD.
@deathflame3849
@deathflame3849 5 лет назад
@@chaplainjamesthicc305 I'm afraid to like it because it is at 333
@chaplainjamesthicc305
@chaplainjamesthicc305 5 лет назад
@@deathflame3849 The struggle is real.
@rachellee2680
@rachellee2680 5 лет назад
@@chaplainjamesthicc305 I'm physically unable to mess up a 420.
@KainaX122
@KainaX122 5 лет назад
Yep. This needs to be a thing
@paulgarcia2887
@paulgarcia2887 5 лет назад
Going to the ER Staff: "Oh it's you guys again"
@platyclysm4633
@platyclysm4633 4 года назад
Brian: "Betcha thought it was for me, didn'tcha?" Jason: *Visible Shame*
@FyremaelGlittersparkle
@FyremaelGlittersparkle 4 года назад
Man, I went to the Urgent Care centre one time and the doctor there remembered me from the last time I got stitches. He didn't greet me by name, but it was pretty damn close to "Oh, hello again, sir! What have we got this time?"
@leefhead1
@leefhead1 4 года назад
Like Tim from home improvement, lol
@f1rebreather123
@f1rebreather123 3 года назад
They are modern rogues they rarely go to the er
@hank7281
@hank7281 5 лет назад
"Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne!" "It's Murphy..." "Jesus Christ, it's Murphy Bourne!" "..."
@justiceplethora2682
@justiceplethora2682 5 лет назад
The pure internal screaming of when he started cutting torwards his hands
@JeebusChrist
@JeebusChrist 5 лет назад
Why do I get the feeling Brian is no stranger to performing illicit medical procedures in derelict buildings.
@KarltheKrazyone
@KarltheKrazyone 5 лет назад
because when you are a traveling performer, its a thing that happens.
@Thegangsterzboyy98
@Thegangsterzboyy98 5 лет назад
He's had to fix himself a few times. It's cheaper than a second trip the ER.
@plowed4weeks
@plowed4weeks 5 лет назад
@@Thegangsterzboyy98 America sucks
@bmagada
@bmagada 5 лет назад
I like the "Jesus Christ!" the moment blood is shown and Jason is just like "Yup"
@agustdgames3120
@agustdgames3120 4 года назад
Cuts usually look worse than they feel and Jason is also smart enough to not panic, which would make it much worse.
@TreyBattles5150
@TreyBattles5150 3 года назад
AgustdGames I’ve gotten some pretty gnarly cuts that required stitches and I didn’t feel any of them. The most painful part is when they numb you up at the hospital 😂
@embite1027
@embite1027 3 года назад
Probably a result of shock
@Dust76tr
@Dust76tr 3 года назад
Kent Carrier doesn’t really show any signs of shock. Could be the near-instant hit of adrenaline that helps with pain, or maybe it just didn’t hurt all that much, ‘deep’ cuts usually don’t, especially if they’re done fast.
@urilgal
@urilgal Год назад
@@TreyBattles5150 Got a worse cut than on video. Reacted exactly like this. Went to the manager on the duty telling him I needed to leave for the ER now. He asked me why. Showed him. He almost fainted. Went to the ER. Was an unlucky day for me because ALOT of urgent cases arrived. The only pain I felt was when they tried to remove the bandage that had stick to the wound.
@isaacleeper3127
@isaacleeper3127 3 года назад
I was an NCO in the US Army. I swear I wouldn't let you guys handle anything sharper or pointer than a dish rag if you were my joes. I had chest pain watching this episode. I need a drink.
@erikejack4929
@erikejack4929 Год назад
Okay?
@Masked_ghsot_riley.offical
@Masked_ghsot_riley.offical 8 месяцев назад
​@@erikejack4929its a joke bud
@D_M_U
@D_M_U 7 месяцев назад
Ahhh let em learn! Fuck around and find out is the scientific process at work. Besides, you know the joes do exactly what we tell them not to do when we're not looking.
@GwresYnKernow
@GwresYnKernow 5 лет назад
"Shall we put some hydrogen peroxide on there?" "Y'know what, yeah, let's be safe". ... talk about closing the barn door after the horse has bolted. :p
@Tunkkis
@Tunkkis 4 года назад
We don't want the rest of the animal to escape, now do we?
@tdoyr2119
@tdoyr2119 3 года назад
@@Tunkkis Did you mean animals or is the horse in pieces?
@Brent-jj6qi
@Brent-jj6qi 3 года назад
@@tdoyr2119 the second one, it is the modern rogue after all
@Mikeological
@Mikeological 5 лет назад
Logical Brian half of brain: let's take out those stitches in a well-lit room so we can see what we're doing with these precise tools. RU-vidr Brian half of brain: but it would look reaaaally cool if we had it lit by soft window-light coming in at an angle from behind me.
@ModernRogue
@ModernRogue 5 лет назад
This is so, so accurate.
@mech5670
@mech5670 5 лет назад
everytime it zoomed in on the hands i panicked
@tylerprime6741
@tylerprime6741 5 лет назад
Same, I could feel my pulse raising every time they were trying to make the notch
@TheStrangerous
@TheStrangerous 5 лет назад
Mechaloid I don’t know if I can watch it right now.
@vraltz1558
@vraltz1558 5 лет назад
yeah and then it happened without even zooming on it
@wobblysauce
@wobblysauce 5 лет назад
Yep... there was a whole lot of no no no going through my head. After how long have they been doing this and still find new ways to get an ouchie.
@swagrobloxgamer1531
@swagrobloxgamer1531 5 лет назад
“I really don’t want to reset the injury counter” 2 seconds later “Let’s reset the injury counter”
@sinfulldreamer
@sinfulldreamer 5 лет назад
Me for the first five minutes of the episode: "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!"
@galaxygod9962
@galaxygod9962 3 года назад
sinfulldreamer I was screaming my head off when mr.idiot was towards himself
@eleuinvideos
@eleuinvideos 5 лет назад
"you need a reasonably straight shaft"-Jason Murphy 2019
@jacobprewitt6586
@jacobprewitt6586 5 лет назад
That's what she said.
@Scavenger82
@Scavenger82 5 лет назад
Jason: What should the length be? Brian: This feels right to me. 😂😂
@chaplainjamesthicc305
@chaplainjamesthicc305 5 лет назад
All this talk about shafts is making me MOIST
@r0amingw0lf
@r0amingw0lf 5 лет назад
"Do you want to sculpt the SHAFT and I'll do the HEAD"
@xMaverickFPS
@xMaverickFPS 5 лет назад
we just gotta cut a notch in the tip....
@novoella6936
@novoella6936 5 лет назад
I saw ER visit and I was 100% sure that Brian was the one going straight to the ER
@nineballking06351
@nineballking06351 5 лет назад
NovoElla same
@spuddy7
@spuddy7 Год назад
You have no idea how happy I am that the ER visit was entirely unrelated to firing an arrow
@haveaknifelifek1885
@haveaknifelifek1885 4 года назад
Is it bad that I clicked on this hoping someone got shot with an arrow
@gametheorybackpack
@gametheorybackpack 4 года назад
maybe a little
@yawningdog9894
@yawningdog9894 3 года назад
The knife was way better got it's revenge for misuse and about the saw I'm sorry that they treat you that was Saw 😭😭😭
@seamoreboutz6527
@seamoreboutz6527 3 года назад
I did too yes that is the proper to too two
@kevp6488
@kevp6488 2 года назад
Yeah its pretty bad... but I can't lie and say I didn't click for the same reason.
@jambi2118
@jambi2118 5 лет назад
Cuts toward hand with saw (Me) no no no no!!!?! Puts saw down (Me) yesss sigh of relief Picks up knife (Me) whyyyy
@connorhamilton5707
@connorhamilton5707 5 лет назад
Having stabbed my own fingers doing something similar when I was about 12, I had this exact same reaction.
@knownas2017
@knownas2017 5 лет назад
Same reaction here, too.
@morodochable
@morodochable 5 лет назад
@@connorhamilton5707 snap
@narwalionn6368
@narwalionn6368 5 лет назад
I was in a constant flinch almost the entire video because NOBODY knew ANYTHING about safety! Not even the camera crew said ‘ I dUnow bout dat bois’
@AerodynamicBrick
@AerodynamicBrick 5 лет назад
@@connorhamilton5707 same here
@toastythegoose
@toastythegoose 5 лет назад
These are starting more and more like always sunny. "Is the poison Ivy?" "I don't think it is' The Gang goes to hospital.
@Neocoolzero
@Neocoolzero 4 года назад
@@thegammakat Would be the greatest twist. The entire episode everyone would be waiting for something to happen, and then at the end he would start feeling the itch and they would drive to the ER then lol
@venerablepoof
@venerablepoof 5 лет назад
"Don't apply pressure towards your hand" "Ok" *Immediatly does it again*
@ohitshayden.1247
@ohitshayden.1247 5 лет назад
watching this and seeing that you guys have an ER visit makes me think, "everything on that table could take you to an ER" and trying to figure it out before is killing me.
@user-vt1ib5ch3i
@user-vt1ib5ch3i 5 лет назад
You guys need to hire a staff EMT. Shall I submit my resume?
@jambi2118
@jambi2118 5 лет назад
K yes please
@juliandate757
@juliandate757 5 лет назад
If u don’t want them to die then I would just send it to them anyways
@ragingcanadian9526
@ragingcanadian9526 5 лет назад
K please.
@aidancaudill9178
@aidancaudill9178 5 лет назад
Just do it already
@christopherabbott3484
@christopherabbott3484 5 лет назад
Why aren't they already using the emt's from the medical emergency week they did?
@CrustyTheMoist
@CrustyTheMoist 5 лет назад
I love how Jason's first response to him injuring himself was "Too bad!" towards Bryan. Y'all are great, heal soon.
@setandcollect
@setandcollect 5 лет назад
I live the fact that he did it like he was expecting it
@vincedibona4687
@vincedibona4687 5 лет назад
*Y'all
@CrustyTheMoist
@CrustyTheMoist 5 лет назад
@@vincedibona4687 Win some, ya lose some. I'll correct it.
@TheStrangerous
@TheStrangerous 5 лет назад
I felt soooo stupid.
@MaggieKeizai
@MaggieKeizai 5 лет назад
@@TheStrangerous for reals, though, you played that moment like a champ.
@jeremiahdavis7904
@jeremiahdavis7904 5 лет назад
"This week on modern rogue: shaft sculpting and head shaping for the modern gentleman"
@brandonosborne7099
@brandonosborne7099 4 года назад
I had a similar experience happen to me where I cut my right hand all the way down to the muscle. Every time I use knives, I now always have my injury and very prominent scar in mind. It sucks to see this happen, but it’s a very good learning experience!
@benjaminshields9421
@benjaminshields9421 3 года назад
It is a very *very* prominent lesson. Cut deep into my thumb with a wood chisel that I thought could never reach it. Pointy things dont fuck around. Keep your tools sharp, make sure they always work how you want them to.
@comradep8519
@comradep8519 5 лет назад
every second of this godforsaken video has made me shake uncontrollably with fear and anxiety all around a pretty tame modern rogue video, keep up the good work
@Floralcrafts
@Floralcrafts 5 лет назад
In a not weird way, I love how tenderly Brian cared for Jason’s wound. Their friendship just makes me happy, y’all.
@mustachio2
@mustachio2 5 лет назад
I don't think that's something that can be said without being weird
@thomasconrad7998
@thomasconrad7998 5 лет назад
Its not just a friend ship and that's okay.
@cpark1019
@cpark1019 5 лет назад
that is a bromance
@paavokilpelainen7804
@paavokilpelainen7804 5 лет назад
What the hell is wrong with you people??
@reuben4710
@reuben4710 5 лет назад
Just a heads up for the future, mixing hydrogen peroxide and rubbing alcohol can make an acid that has the potential to burn you.
@LeonardGreenpaw
@LeonardGreenpaw 4 года назад
its just a ketone, with a fairly slow reaction rate, I wouldnt worry about it
@najroe
@najroe 4 года назад
Hydrogenperoxide+ethanol may become FIRE, so not very good to mix
@nickkearney4083
@nickkearney4083 4 года назад
@@najroe rubbing alcohol is methanol not ethanol. Could be interesting to test it. Lol
@GamingNinja132
@GamingNinja132 4 года назад
@@nickkearney4083 I don't know what kind of rubbing alcohol you get but mine is 95% ethyl alcohol
@najroe
@najroe 4 года назад
@@nickkearney4083 any fuel actually (more easy with liquid or gas but...) Hydrogen peroxide and kerosene is/was used in rocket engines...
@brandonA7088
@brandonA7088 4 года назад
Can we get a gore compilation? Like a 3-5 second clip of every counter reset? Maybe set it to music lol
@revolver265
@revolver265 4 года назад
The music should be set to "First Aid Music" which is reminiscent of the Airwolf theme, but a little sad. They play it every time one of them act like idiots.
@BAVR_MAPL_
@BAVR_MAPL_ 5 лет назад
Today on the Mordern Rogue: Improvised surgery
@julienlebamoff1224
@julienlebamoff1224 5 лет назад
Brian and Jason go to Middle Earth- The Mordorn Rogue
@diegomorones-castillo2225
@diegomorones-castillo2225 5 лет назад
@@julienlebamoff1224 Brian and Jason make lipstick - The Modern Rouge
@CookBoss88
@CookBoss88 5 лет назад
"I don't know, let's find out." That's should be on a T-shirt. I'd buy that.
@mcalsip
@mcalsip 3 года назад
I think it is so great that these two guys found each other. They make a really cute couple and seem to really be in love. Watching their journey's of discovery in trying their best to go from sheltered, kept boys to men capable of doing the bare minimum of basic male activities is inspiring. Plus, they get to be in love along the way. I wish the couple a long and happy life together.
@steve8234
@steve8234 4 года назад
The tension really builds in this episode.
@andrewworman7213
@andrewworman7213 5 лет назад
Fun fact bamboo arrows have now been banned for competition in the UK because if the arrows are made wrong they can explode so i'm somewhat thankful they didn't have bamboo Great video though
@wolfrig2000
@wolfrig2000 5 лет назад
Bamboo wouldn't be bad here. Those competitions that banned the bamboo use high pound pressure bows that launch their arrows with lots of power, the guys bow here isn't anywhere near that powerful and their PVC would break long before bamboo arrows
@Olav_Hansen
@Olav_Hansen 5 лет назад
Yeah... In a high power bow. It could still have a draw weight of 50 pounds (ish), but compared a lightweight 50 (or more) pound bow the acceleration the arrow recieves is probably a lot less.
@Olav_Hansen
@Olav_Hansen 5 лет назад
Okay honestly I wasn't done watching the video i didn't wanna call the bow crappy before seeing it is action...
@michaelspence3675
@michaelspence3675 4 года назад
This is also the country that bans everything for being dangerous. Like having a potato peeler or fork in your pocket will get you jail time
@hunterwieck1320
@hunterwieck1320 4 года назад
Exposive arrows
@timah9420
@timah9420 5 лет назад
Brian- "I'm just trying to not reset the injury counter." Jason- "Yea that's definitely crossed my mind." (* slashes thumb open) The irony is beautiful.
@-0z-
@-0z- 2 года назад
I love how Anthony rushes to Jason like a worried mother.
@michaelspence3675
@michaelspence3675 4 года назад
"That's way more effective than my knife!" Idk.. it worked pretty good on your thumb lol
@richardpowell4281
@richardpowell4281 5 лет назад
Today's episode brought to you by GAUZE! We're gonna need a lot of it..... No seriously could you apply pressure?
@jhulten
@jhulten 5 лет назад
And GAUZE! is sterile. Paper towels are just "clean".
@devynermold628
@devynermold628 5 лет назад
🤣🤣🤣yessssss
@GiantJanus
@GiantJanus 5 лет назад
it's good to let it bleed a little to help get out any gunk that could of gotten into the wound
@Tbfitb33
@Tbfitb33 5 лет назад
“Your more likely to have to reset the injury counter” -Jason “I have one goal, not to reset the injury counter” -Brian “TOO BAD” -Jason
@MrNight-dg1ug
@MrNight-dg1ug 5 лет назад
*You're Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.
@goldenmike2555
@goldenmike2555 5 лет назад
@@MrNight-dg1ug no one gives a shit.
@lejlamidzic4388
@lejlamidzic4388 5 лет назад
@@MrNight-dg1ug if you just insulated them I would like to say great insult
@theshiftybeef6251
@theshiftybeef6251 4 года назад
I like how afraid of blood Brushwood is.. The pigs blood in the fake blood episode made his face red and made him gag and the moment that Murphy cut his finger his reaction is funny as hell.
@Mythicalreign22
@Mythicalreign22 4 года назад
Ive never been so anxiety ridden while watch an episode. Cutting towards the hands is like my nightmare scenario.
@PeteoET
@PeteoET 5 лет назад
This episode felt like a final destination movie for way too long for me to feel comfortable
@raymondbiskner6885
@raymondbiskner6885 5 лет назад
Oh thank god, I found someone else.
@bigchooch4434
@bigchooch4434 5 лет назад
(Robot voice): The Modern Rogue Improvises a New Injury Counter
@TheAttacker732
@TheAttacker732 5 лет назад
'Hours since last injury'
@lejlamidzic4388
@lejlamidzic4388 5 лет назад
Dress pants robot man That's the name
@SonicXD112
@SonicXD112 5 лет назад
as a knife guy i rying to cut a already knew what is going to happen when i saw jason trying to cut something toward his hand i can not stop cringeing
@ChrissyTheBlacc
@ChrissyTheBlacc 4 года назад
i like how cool he was about it “well too bad!”
@davesreview3033
@davesreview3033 3 года назад
Imagine Brian giggling over himself giggling like he does when he watches the videos
@galacticcat8464
@galacticcat8464 5 лет назад
The last thing you want to hear when someone is removing your stitches is “whoops”
@aimansyahmidzulkhairy909
@aimansyahmidzulkhairy909 5 лет назад
Happened to me once. It was not a pleasant experience.
@starless_void
@starless_void 5 лет назад
Doctor: whoops Me: Did anything happen? Doctor: No, nothing Also Doctor: **reaches for a massive injection of morphine**
@Thegangsterzboyy98
@Thegangsterzboyy98 5 лет назад
The last thing Id want to here is "well this can't be saved time to cut it off"
@colinbarberic5553
@colinbarberic5553 5 лет назад
"At this point, I'm more afraid of Hello Kitty stabbing me than anything else." -Brian Brushwood, 2019
@elreyjr5770
@elreyjr5770 4 года назад
The hospital: what were you doing to cut yourself? The modern rouge: looking for a nice long shaft and making my own arrows
@jcnash02
@jcnash02 5 лет назад
Love how they cared for Jason so much that they left the camera rolling
@Pancakeplanet
@Pancakeplanet 5 лет назад
We finally get the conclusion of the age-old question, "What in the hell did Murphy do to get his thumb wrapped up?"
@CameraHam
@CameraHam 5 лет назад
It took yall just over 200 videos to finally go to the ER
@milhousevanhoutan9235
@milhousevanhoutan9235 5 лет назад
It wasn't filmed but Brian had to go to the ER after the shattering locks episode. Apparently the cut he got was a lot more gnarly than he realized and the next day he went. He said the ER staff weren't happy.
@jambi2118
@jambi2118 5 лет назад
Yeha how
@platyclysm4633
@platyclysm4633 5 лет назад
@@milhousevanhoutan9235 Especially because they couldn't even stitch it properly at that point
@theindooroutdoorsman
@theindooroutdoorsman 5 лет назад
Oh they've been multiple times by this point. Mostly Brian...
@PigCake
@PigCake 5 лет назад
loved watching you guys sculpt shafts
@shaggyat5power112
@shaggyat5power112 5 лет назад
When I got stitches my dad said the whole airing it out thing sounding like such a smartass, I felt so good when the doctor told him he was wrong
@s_b156
@s_b156 5 лет назад
You guys are really binging with the uploads, aren't you?
@RandallAndStrat
@RandallAndStrat 5 лет назад
They need to cover the medical bills so they need that ad revenue
@AnymMusic
@AnymMusic 5 лет назад
not complaining tho
@sobinir7933
@sobinir7933 5 лет назад
Its great
@AirNeat
@AirNeat 5 лет назад
And I'm glad :)
@veinjelly4630
@veinjelly4630 5 лет назад
Brian: “I have one goal and thats NOT to reset the injury counter this episode” Jason: “Yeeaah that has certainly crossed my mind... TOO BAD”
@noahcain6715
@noahcain6715 4 года назад
I've had stiches removed and it is the best feeling ever when they are off
@scottythedawg
@scottythedawg 3 года назад
i like the way the flights always point inside the bow for total inaccuracy.... nice touch.
@bishop8958
@bishop8958 5 лет назад
That was quite a cut. on an unrelated note: When't the next med week coming up?
@matthewuzulis5016
@matthewuzulis5016 5 лет назад
With these guys every week is a Med week.... and a what not to do video....
@TheStrangerous
@TheStrangerous 5 лет назад
I should’ve reviewed those videos.
@izices
@izices 5 лет назад
I honestly shouted at Bryan when he started using the saw the same way Jason was a minute ago. Vaguely surprised it was Jason who got hurt.
@jakebaker4066
@jakebaker4066 2 года назад
Brian is surprisingly jumpy over injury for a magician and a modern rogue and all.
@baronvongrant
@baronvongrant 5 лет назад
What a tense video! Great use of the title to make me so anxious.
@Fragacide
@Fragacide 5 лет назад
Brian: This is our job. Me: Well apparently it's a dangerous job. You two have a worse injury record than factories that employ hundreds of people. That being said, keep up the good work, but do stay safe.
@samsalvo2192
@samsalvo2192 5 лет назад
Medic tip: when removing your "sterile" tools from a bag, make sure you maintain a sterile field (work space) as well. If you have clean tools, and they come into contact with a soiled field, they become soiled too. Also, should have worn gloves mate. Love the show! Keep up the builds!
@aettic
@aettic 9 месяцев назад
God, I've seen so many clips from this episode, but never watched it. Knew exactly what it was when I saw those stupid branches. I just can't believe it...
@iStrikerVX
@iStrikerVX Год назад
You guys are wild, easily my new favorite channel. I hope to be like you when I grow up.
@Scrawlerism
@Scrawlerism 5 лет назад
I love when it isn't just clickbait. But I don't want yalls to hurt yourselves. XD
@gyromurphy
@gyromurphy 5 лет назад
I'm totally OK with them hurting themselves for our entertainment...
@xxmeepersxx1691
@xxmeepersxx1691 5 лет назад
At first I thought, "What did Brian do this time." For once it wasn't Brian. Jason, leave the injuries to Brian, he's used to it.
@kutsen39
@kutsen39 3 года назад
Thank you Brandt, for editing all these videos, and patching in all the funny stuff
@Taterzz
@Taterzz 3 года назад
thanks for the timestamp, i jumped straight to it!
@greenbugs5909
@greenbugs5909 5 лет назад
These boys need to invest in a good pair of cut proof gloves or something and WEAR them
@travishartman5662
@travishartman5662 4 года назад
Kevlar gloves are cheap
@rickhapstley3866
@rickhapstley3866 4 года назад
Also, they should learn how to hold their tools properly !
@jafortune
@jafortune 5 лет назад
This was a fantastic episode on how to script suspense.
@JayQuek
@JayQuek 5 лет назад
8:23 boiled, sealed, delivered, im a modern rogueeeee
@henryambrose8607
@henryambrose8607 4 года назад
I think the ER visit was implied from you two improvising arrows.
@corison2058
@corison2058 5 лет назад
Me all through the notch making part: Murphy, Murphy, MURPHY, MURPHY, STOP!
@SilkG
@SilkG 5 лет назад
I am simple.... I see that The Modern Rouge uploads a vid with the word "ER" in it and I stop vacuuming and start watching.
@SpoodleProductions
@SpoodleProductions 4 года назад
My dad, my brother, and I all have cut off the tip of our left thumb. Mine was a pocket knife, my brother's was a table saw, and my dad's was a box cutter. They were all the very tip of the thumb and all healed very nicely without any lasting effects, but we all have a pretty similar matching scar on our left thumbs.
@OliveGarden420
@OliveGarden420 4 года назад
The anxiety I felt waiting for one of them to seriously hurt themselves.
@Mando_Kor
@Mando_Kor 5 лет назад
Famous last words, "...I bet we can make this work!"
@Floofie
@Floofie 5 лет назад
Oh god. That title is worrying
@TheStrangerous
@TheStrangerous 5 лет назад
No kidding.
@wilson.adam.82
@wilson.adam.82 5 лет назад
@@TheStrangerous I read the title, got instantly anxious and was worrying more about Brian than you! Now I know better...
@dougmaurer7570
@dougmaurer7570 5 лет назад
1) arrows are stripped of bark 2) harden the arrows 3) arrow straightener handheld tool that has a circle cut in the middle and a 1.5x the wood of your hand, handle for leverage 4) arrow knock notch lines up with space between two fletching so it flies true Otherwise not bad
@Assault_Butter_Knife
@Assault_Butter_Knife 5 лет назад
Jason, my man, it was like a year ago that I got the same injury that I inflicted to myself in the same way you did. I was reluctant to visit er though so it healed a bit bendy and stuff There's an important lesson to learn in this, and it's that you never cut towards yourself
@bazz931
@bazz931 5 лет назад
welcome back to backyard surgery! our first "patient" is Jason Murphy!
@duncanrobords6626
@duncanrobords6626 5 лет назад
Just putting "ER visit" in the title makes me cringe whenever they hold a knife.
@gordonpetten6553
@gordonpetten6553 9 месяцев назад
It's like Nascar, we're all just oooing and aweeing over each close call, waiting for the carnage!
@assemragab6972
@assemragab6972 4 года назад
Literally built my own bow and set of arrows and arrow heads at 14 using a nearby bush, a whittling knife, a razor, and ZERO experience. 10 years later I still have them. Oh did I mention 14 year old me managed to not draw blood? Well done guys. Edit: I have cut my thumb almost identically to Jason's lmao
@exile5678
@exile5678 5 лет назад
In this episode jason Murphy learns not only Murphy's law but also to never cut towards yourself
@Setsuraful
@Setsuraful 5 лет назад
It's so sweet how they look after each other, a real OTP.
@MsShinchanlover
@MsShinchanlover 5 лет назад
Thank you for making the arrow Hello kitty! Made my day!
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