In HYSTERICS Over Roisin Conaty’s “Fact”?! | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown | Best Comedians Pt. 1 

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I like how after Roisin says her thing. There’s a good delay, while everyone processes what she said.

When you've improved your English to around C1/C2, trained your ear on these shows so well that you never use subtitles and sometimes can even decipher more than half of Johnny Vegas' mumblings (which is usually worth it), and when you're really proud of yourself - then there's Kevin.......

Even though, I know every single clip, and I've watched every single compilation, it's still Fucking Funny.

I still can't get over how spot on Peter Serafinowicz's Morrissey is.

we really need a compilation of rob beckett losing his shit; the way he cackled at jimmy's bit about carol vorderman was delightful.

I cant beleive Susie Dent is 50+ years old, she looks great

A witch frigged herself off with her broom handle.

“Do you know there are people specially designed to clean horses willies” Is what she told the arresting officer😂😂😂

To be fair, Roshine's fact is absolutely correct. You have to clean a horses sheath and some owners who don't want to do it themselves, outsource... this is why I have a mare 😂

ABDICATES

the comedian that used to clean horses willies was Lee Mack, he was a stable boy for red rum when he was 15 and this was part of his job, he tells the story hilariously in Richard Herring's podcast if you want to hear the full story x

I want a compilation of Sean with all his Nazi references.

Nobody: JK Rowling: Professor Mcgonagall frigs herself with a Nimbus 2000

my favourite part is when greg is the only person visible behind sean's mass of pool floaties

The Morrissey autobiography gets me everytime

Idk why but there was something sexy about Kevin telling Toblerone to go take a hard look at themselves

9:15 I love the little throat clearing Roisin does after she says the "fact". It's like she's only just realised that she just said that out loud and now has to defend it.

That is the only Neil Morissey impression I've ever heard and frankly no one is going to top it. I'm thinking the only person who laughed harder than me was Les Dennis

Nobody: Jimmy: HEUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH

Omg I've been watching countdown clips for months and only now I've realised I think I actually had a tense conversation with Sean over the price of inflatable beach balloons when I was working at a hotel shop in the south of Spain!!!!!

That "Morrissey autobiography" bit is one of my favourite jokes of all time.

imagine walking home in a dark alley at night and suddenly you hear "ha ha ha ha haaaa"

1:01 - Suzie is ready to jump him.

Literally every single video uploaded is a repeat with one clip different & a whole different title.

Been looking for the Morrisey gag for ages. His impression is spot on!

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I miss Jon and Sean

Peter Serafinowicz is a brilliant impressionist! Just watch his show.

As far as I know, she is referring to a sheath cleaner. Not sure they have another title. And yes, those with small strong hands are specially made for this job; it's easier for them to get up in there in the event he doesn't drop.

Sean's mascot at 7:11 is how FromSoftware create new Dark Souls bosses.

For what it's worth, the job title that Roisin was talking about is an 'Equine Sheath Cleaner'

I think I might know gave Roisin that info! I just watched an interview of Aisling Bea on the Late Night Show with Seth Meyers.. She tells a story about working as guide tour at a horse fertility farm and how sometimes people would take on the job of jerking of a horse (as part of their job, not for fun I hope)

The witch got a splinter, then thought "I'll just shove it up my sphincter."

6:50 Joe just stopped laughing so suddenly, that's creepy

Neil Morrissey 😂😂 , was that the guy from the movie SPY ?

0:55 How Susie just looks at him ❤❤ Thats how I gaze at butter chicken masala

So freaking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

I would've died had they actually been sponsored by or brought out a Toblerone for that bit...

Regarding horse sheath cleaning: if you have horses, burros, etc., and they're gelded, do it! If you don't, the geldings can become blocked and/or infected. In nature, they wouldn't be sterilized and therefore would be naturally 'cleaning' through breeding. Take care of your animals!

I’ll never forget the time I discovered Taskmaster. I was searching for compilations of Roisin doing dumb things, and one compilation had her leaning out the window trying to melt an ice block.

When you know the word designated exists and you know what it means but you can't remember it, so you say designed instead, close enough. 😂

When Roisin said "designed", she meant "designated ", right?

Maths Cot? Well played

Welp fuck that exam that I have tomorrow. I'm watching every 8 Out of 10 Cats compilation.

Just for those wondering, the person who cleans a horse’s ding dong is called a Sheaf Cleaner 😂

Omg his laugh is so funny

I think Roisin has misheard the phrase hosecock washer, which is the washer used to make a seal in the joint between two hoses

I bloody love Roisin!!!

Horse sheath cleaning Language Watch Edit Sheath cleaning is a hygienic process occasionally needed by male horses, both geldings and stallions, wherein a caretaker, groom or veterinarian checks the horse's sheath, the pocket of skin that protects the penis of the horse when it is not in use for urination (or, in the case of stallions, breeding).[1] This area may need to be cleaned, starting at a young age after breeding and the birth season, but particularly in geldings.[2][3][4] Not only can smegma, a waxy substance that includes dirt and dead skin cells, accumulate, but some geldings (and occasionally, stallions) may also form a "bean", a hardened ball of smegma inside the sheath or even the urethra that, in extreme cases, can interfere with urine flow. Although a gelding retains the same beneficial microorganisms in the sheath as a stallion, they seem to accumulate smegma and other debris at a higher rate, probably because geldings rarely fully extrude the penis, and thus dirt and smegma build up in the folds of skin.[1] Thus, it is recommended that the sheath be cleaned once or twice a year.[5] Cleaning the sheath is a specialized task requiring a mild cleaner with grease-cutting properties, generally designed specifically for the process, along with warm water and many clean (usually disposable) towels. Rubber gloves for the handler are recommended, as the job is rather smelly and messy.[5]

I waited for the hysterics.

For a real good time, turn on CC. It can't make heads or tails of what Kevin is saying. Lol

Now i may be very wrong here but the horse willie cleaner thing is for horse breeding right ?

More Miles please

4:47 wasn't this also on taskmaster?

maths cot 😂 love it

I had horses growing up and you can get people who clean horses penises and sheath. They can get infected on the rare occasion but I don’t think it is that necessary, it might be more for stallions and breeding.

Loved the maths cot part!

I’m so glad I found Peter Serafinowicz reading the ‘Morrissey Biography’ again…” It were brilliant!

Can we please get an Alex Horne compilation??

I kind of love Roisin.

2:13 those fingers tho

I love the little cough right after Roisin's fact.

As for the horse penis thing: many if not all colts can get a buildup of smegma, which can attract flies and/or become hard and quite painful. Cleaning regularly is vital to male horse health, just like humans.

I did a quick search on Roisin's fact. It checks out. YIKES! 🤣

6:50 ... The blond guy sure cut his laugh off suddenly.

Surely every 8 out of 10 cats compilations is a best of comedians.

Sorry for my bad education but what Morissey did everyone think he was going to read from until they saw the book cover?

Peter and that guy are dopplegangers. Just saying.

Was it an actual quote from the autobiography?

Excellent impression of Niel Morrisy.....

Come on Channel 4!! These are all just repeats of other ones you've made!

Roisin is such a melt 😂

Horses willies get tucked away and can get clogged or infected, still funny but it is true

For Sean Lock 🤟✌️🥕🎁

Serafinovitz should be on TV a whole lot more. 😂 Conaty, there's no-one I'd rather be married to. 🥰🥰🥰💚💋💖

I’ll never see the toblerone bit enough times

Roisin was referring to the horse sheath cleaner

"Specially designed" 🤣🤣🤣

Equiderma Sheath Cleanser is a rel job. Had to google that. They check the horse's balls,and clean to prevent the forming of beans, hard balls of horse smegma that interferes with breeding or urine flow. The thing that makes me quiestion the cleanser motives is the following, from Wikipedia: "Some horses object to sheath cleaning and require sedation, others will tolerate it if the groom is careful and patient, though light sedation may help the horse "drop" for easier cleaning. Ideally, the horse will be desensitized by careful training to tolerate the procedure." What does this "training" consist of? Is this why zoophiles fellate horses? If so I never knew there was a legit reason for doing that.

Why are stirrups funny?

All jokes aside there are people specialized in cleaning horses' penises. For regular horses it's a process undertaken by their carer or a veterinarian. (There are tutorials on how to do it on youtube) . It has to be done once or twice a year at least. There's a multitude of reasons, mainly health ones. Horses with infections also run slower and could become sterile or even, in the direst of cases, infirm. Since you spent a lot of money on your horse already ,you really don't want it to go to waste because of a stupid bladder infection. Horses in the wild have ways to clean themselves or if they get sick nobody cares.

This is more of a task than a 'Job' and is known by many names depending on the Stud and where it is. Horse studs sire their Stallions for a fee. Before and after copulation, the penis of the Stallion and vagina of the Mare are cleaned to prevent bacterial infection of either horse. This is typically done with a jug or bucket of water for the stallion and wet cloth for Mare.

🤣😂 I wouldn’t have believed Roisin but just the other day I turned on Some vet show and some vet tech was having to do that because it hadn’t been done ever by the owner and he had a massive infection. Thank the lord they didn’t show anything but the stuff hitting the ground and that was gross enough. He was telling the horse’s owner how they would either have to learn to do it or hire someone to do it regularly, especially now that this had happened. 🤢

Again same clips different order. .

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What episode is the toblerone bit from??

Noel's doll looks like real Michael Jackson

I love Joe Lycett

I've heard and clearly understood Scottish accents before but fuck me is Kevin bridge's hard to understand

Horse sheath cleaning. A surprisingly interesting and unsurprisingly disgusting procedure that is specialised enough that I imagine there are people who do it full time

God I miss sean lock so much

Whats the episode for the second clip?

Is that Noel Fielding look-alike doll the same one he brough for a prize task on Taskmaster?

A poem about a witch friggin herself off........on the back of a Gil Elvgren card ??? What the...............

OMG I just figured John Lock out. He slowed down for that horse that one time because it he was appalled by how dirty the horses willy was.

Superb Very Funny😂😂

A math's cot. Awesome Dad Joke!

I listened to it more than ten times but I'm still none the wiser why Kevin Bridges' toblerone bit's supposed to be funny apart from Sean's 'blood diamonds and Nazi gold' comeback.

5:56 ...only thing i understood was the fuk yuu. Im guessing it was funny