@@Abraham_Tsfaye this dude just goes to every single video about lebanon and talks bs , listen abraham i know some lebanese are rascist especially towards Ethiopian workers in lebanon i apologize if any lebanese person harmed you or harmed someone you loved , but do you actually think you change something withs bunch of comments on youtube ?
@@Abraham_Tsfaye wtf? Lebanon is the most BEAUTIFUL country in the world. And i am NOT exaggerating. You just said a whole entire country that is worth nothing. Your white washed or something. Lebanese people are better then you'll ever be. Get otta here ya kalib.
it's true. I come from Lebanon and speak mostly 4 languages instead of 3. You should add more dialects to that. It's not easy at all. Thanks to this comedian Show. Keep going
@@krysr6670 It's claimed that 1.3 billion people speak English, however, the proficiency and intelligibility of some supposed English speakers is not really up to snuff. The number of people that actually speak English is exaggerated due to its influence and prestige. Arabic has around 300 million speakers and French has another 270 million speakers.
@@dreamtheater3200 the English never set a foot in my country the only country that colonized us was france so take french out i still speak perfect English along my maternal languages 🙂
@@jugurtha292 agma le fait que il faut qu'on apprend tout ces langues a jeune âge veut dire qu'on est colonisée We get taught arabic but it's a useless trash language that's not relevant to us in anyway outside of mosque walls
I was fluent in Arabic, English, French, and Armenian by the time I was 10 in Lebanon. It wasn't till I moved to the States that I realized how cool that was. Not to mention that I looked like i came out of a Hanson music video. The Lebanese and Armenian community in Southern California fucking loved me. Despite everything, being Lebanese is a gift.
@@odaenathus7825 that's true but Arabic dialects are influenced by the native languages of each region. So our levantine dialect is mostly Aramaic with very little actual Arabic words. However Aramaic and Arabic are initially very similar which is why our dialect Is the easiest to understand for other Arabic while we can't actually understand very well Arabs from the Maghreb or west North Africa (Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia)
@@salut1810 Aramaic wasn’t the native language of the Phoenicians. A dialect is a particular form of a language which is peculiar to a specific region or social group. In your case “Arabic” is the language, not Aramaic.
@@odaenathus7825 Aramaic was derived from Phoenician and Arabic was derived from Aramaic. The region had all three at some point. Arabs in the Syrian desert, Aramaic was spoken in different dialects all over the Levant and Phoenician on the coast of Lebanon and Syria.
In the Philippines, if you’re living outside Manila/Luzon, you’re bound to know three languages (English and two Filipino languages - one being Tagalog). Some even speak four or more languages. Dialects not included.
I do agree, I have a muslim classmate here in mindanao and she speaks 4 languages, muslim, cebuano, tagalog and english. But I also heard from her that she is also learning arabic, so together she speaks 5 fricking languages. But she isn't fluent in english, she isn't that capable of having a full on conversation with someone, unlike in cebuano tagalog and muslim which she is fully capable of speaking.
@@ghadirabumiddain5330 there's a language that muslims speak in here, I don't know what it's called but it sounds a bit like malaysian or indonesian. But I am not sure whether or not it is a dialect of if, or an entirely different language
@@jcxkzhgco3050 yeah ik my dads from Tamil Nadu. I was just saying for most parts of india. I grew up in america with Tamil dad and Telugu mom so I speak English telugu and tamil
In Pakistan, we have to learn our mother tongue (which differs from province to province), Urdu which is a national language and English which is the second language as all education and official documentation is done in English... So basically every "educated" Pakistani is already fluent in 3 languages. I guess this is how it is in most countries. Its only ppl in the US who know only one language across the board 😁
In the US, schools have electives where they can take either Spanish or French. In parts of the country, particularly Louisiana, there are immersion programs in their oarishes where kids are exposed to an environment where they can practice speaking conversational French.
@@cristianfuentes2597 English has a lot of varieties spoken within the United States, many bearing facets of the English spoken before in Britain that was carried over when many migrated to the US, affecting the speech of many existing English speakers the came before so the English spoken in the Northeastern US is far different from the English spoken in the South (and it also depends where in the South we're talking about). The English in Southwest US is affected by the existence of New Mexican Spanish and nearby Native American languages.
Arab people not from lebanon: sabah l5eir kayfa 7alouka English people: Hello how are you! French people: bonjour; comment ca va? Lebanese people: hi bro kifak ca va
That video came to my recommendation! He is hilarious for real. As an Egyptian who studied french since age 5 and English since age 10 I can relate but he is describing french in a different way sounds as spanish in some parts for me. And well if his family were revising with him or communicating with the school they would prevent that 😬 I will follow him to know more stories.
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I think it was part of the joke, it's like to say that is French is so bad that he sounds like he's trying to speak Spanish 😂😂😂
@@yeetusthatfeetus7598 I'd say especially in Algeria they were colonnised for 132 years, they had as much French words in their dialect as arabic words
@@ShahJee101 It's not like i chose to, everything here is in French they teach it from 1st grade alongside Arabic and they don't start teaching English until 9th grade (high school) to be honest i didn't learn much there all of thus is personal effort
@@abdessamad6814 actually ,they start teaching English in 6th grade (middle school) but yes I agree , I'd say especially Algeria,for the same reason you've mentioned
Her name is Miss Josephine. Kids were saying Miss, J'ai fini which means i finshed. So he called her jophini and she was annoyed to come and find his work not done. Finally when George his best friend set him to say jophinnnneeeeee, he knew she will go mad and come and slap him.
🤣🤣🤣 That Japanese part was hilarious. If someone said that to me and then hit me, I would be so confused. I wouldn't know if I should cry in pain, or laugh out loud. I'd probably do both to be honest 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am lebanese this is so true😭💝 we gotta learn 3 languages- MISS GEFINIE 😭😭😭😭 PPFTTTT tu est drôle you are funny 👋💞😭 Une question pas questionos hahaha And +961 hahaha idk the police number 😭
In Algeria, people pretty much speak Amazigh, Arabic, French and nowadays English as well. It's quite common to find Algerians who at least speak two of these languages. Some students who choose to study foreign languages in high school are expected to choose an extra language to learn be it Spanish, German or Italian.
@@theinventor1872 7 million kabyle and 4 Million chaoui and 2 million mizab and 500k chenwa and 200k chleuha and 1.5 million touareg will disagree with this
@@thidetculture3147 daridja is based on bedouin arabic of bano hilal with some enfluenced of tamazight on coastal cities its not creole at all For example : in kabyle : assagi walagh izem Arabe : اليوم رأيت اسد Daridja : lyoum cheft sba3 Cheft comes from choufa which is vision in bedouin and sba3 in synonym of lion meaning the king of leons The point im trying to say daridja is not tamazight
Actually its four languages: Arabic (traditional, thought at school), Arabic (Lebanese dialect, spoken at home and in general life), French and English. Armenians in Lebanon have to learn six languages: Arabic (traditional), Arabic (Lebanese dialect), English, French, Armenian (for their ethnicity), Turkish (for their grandparents)... Add languages for Kurds (Kurdish), for Syriacs (Siriani), for Assyrians, Chaldeans.... etc Lebanon has also Turkmen who speak Turkish. There are also Cherkez (Circassians) but probably they don't use their language anymore.
Ihated french so. much as a kid that whenever i get stuck ibe putting english words in exams. and be like well atleast its in alphabet not arabic scripts so. yeah
@@xiaomi198 I don't know script just sounds like something in Python or C++ I just googled it and it says they are called alphabet and abjad in arabic but I don't know
Why is French still necessary? Just bring back Amazigh and phase out French. English is the language of global commerce and science, so you should retain that.
@@ihaveadream3321 we still use french because we are governed by puppet rulers put by the french who they support because they sell them gaz for 51% of the price, one mistake amazigh isnt dead( the alphabet i used in name for example) its actually growing more as for the pan arabism its dying more people are realizing they are berber with those dna tests in the future i think berber culture will beat arab culture algeria already recognized berber language and berber calendar hopefully they will start teaching the middle ages and antiquity showing people that they have been berber for their entire existence the arabization happened with ottomans and french people since its easy to control bedouin thinking people
In India we also have to learn three languages upto class 8th English Hindi French/Sanskrit. For class 9th and 10th we can decied wether to learn hindi or french/sanskrit along with english...
In Canada everyone speaks English, French plus 1 wildcard immigrant language. But English speakers will deny they speak French and French people will deny they speak English
@@frenchtoast7742 Wrong, its pretty accurate. And YOU are the one who is not allowed to speak on the internet, i just checked the rules and thats what they say so know YOUR place lol
@@roginald6678 They were many of us in Lebanon back in the 60s before all the civil wars with the plo and Syria . There always has been , I’ve to to Beirut a few times , thing is people there are suspicious of every little thing so many people change their identities to be safe . I believe that there should be peace between Lebanon and Israel , both my parents are Lebanese by the way .
NorthAfrican too lol, it's really crazy, you should at least speak French Arabic English, some or a lot here do speak Spanish too especially in the north because even our dialect is a mix of all these languages and more so lol. Educational system is broken here more than Lebanon stressful and purposeless
What the bestfriend taught the comedian is to add emphasis on the letter n so when he says it it will seem like he’s purposely trying to mock the teacher’s name since the previous two events, he keeps saying “I’m finished/done” which he taught was the teacher’s name but it really isn’t. So in the teacher’s POV, she was being called over thinking he’s already done with his work when he wasn’t (cause he wanted to ask a question) so she probably thinks that the comedian was a no-good student.
@@WaveRider1989 there r alot of English universities.. and other languages as well .. if ur so concerned about education.. plus most of the Lebanese people who learn in schools with French as their second language and use it for learning most of their subjects cannot speak proper French. A second language is limited and can never overpass the first and native language
how facinating. every french colony knows french but non of tham knows turkish even though most of tham were under ottoman rule more than 400 years and only 100 years under french. so ottoman the culture killer?
@@mrphone3155 yeah, of course i was the idiot who decided learning spanish because i like real madrid was better than the easy to pass music and arts 😂😂
Well that guy had a classmate that is now my uncle’s wife she used to ask him in the university to read for her and she would write notes before the exam would start Lol
@@that_lebanese4747 no that was during the French occupation. The few older generation learned in school. No more Lebanese people have interest in learning French. I speak French. Hardly anyone could converse with me in French !
@@TheConservativeHippie no currently 70 percent of lebanon speaks French I never saw in my life a person that dosent speak French and I live in a village
@@TheConservativeHippie and we were never under French occupation we were under French mandate occupation is bad thing mandate is a good thing sometimes
