In Minecraft You WILL DIE, As The Water Rises Every 10 Seconds! 

“Welcome to! *I cAn’T sWiM!* “ Me: Ahh yes, finally, my people.

Kestin: “The nether hurts” Jess: “That’s where we BELONG” Me: (major diaries fan) So... you’re gonna make them all shadow knights?

People that are here in 2024😮‍💨

“Happy birthday Raven!” Aphmau: I can’t swim.. Edit: oof thx for all the likes 👌

Kestin: "The nether is bad, the nether hurts!" Jess: "That's where we bELonG!" Me: "Me too!"

Jess on her birthday "Happy birthday aphmaUuu" Jess:"I cAn'T sWiM"

I miss these content cause they r just playing mc having fun without any script 😭

Aphmau: *makes a cave where water can’t spawn inside* Me: wait, That’s illegal! [First ever me saying edit]: Wow, this is the first ever comment that has done really well! Thank you so much guys =D

“Look! I made a torch!” Me: “Ah, yes, enslaved fire.”

Nobody: Actually no one; Chris: I'm so *high*

I miss Aph's older videos like this.. Damn

Jess: Spends an hour trying to find find diamonds My Friends: Spends 10 minutes and finds diamonds

Moeka: “Yeah, I don’t know how to swim.” Jess: “YEAHHHHHHHH!” *When you’re in trouble but your best friend is in trouble with you*

Conspiracy: *People are robots cause of how fast they type*

Okay but like- Chris and Jess's relationship IS SO CUTE

no one: not even jess: not even my best friend: NOT even a single soul: Me: **Crafts a boat**

Aphmau: "IM SO WET!" -Aphmau 2020. Me: GREAT START!!!😂

There are 7 comments: Me: May I see them? RU-vid: *Nope*

I can’t believe that someone was here in less than 10 seconds

This was the good old days I miss this💜❤️

“We gotta get hiiiiiiiiigh AGAIN” -Chris 2020

the most unsatisfying thing ever: when you get food, sit down, and an ad begins to play.

Welcome to, I DONT KNOW HOW TO SWIM 🏊‍♀️! - Aphmau 2020 Me: What a great start to my year🥺

Who is watching this in 2024

2019: We will start off calm 2020: *CHAOS! ARISE WATER ARISE!!!* Edit: just noticed... this is floods in Minecraft! Edit 2: ... Roses are red, Blood is too, Stone is gray, But my like is blue. My soul is dark, My sister is too, I want to ride my bike, But the water is as blue as my like Edit 3: I know this poem thing is old and annoying for some people, and I am not begging for likes, so don’t hate me!

"You might be able to make it to my hole, but do not jump down because it'll be hard to mine." -Jess *Why*

"don't dig straight down" aphmau: im about to end this whole mans career.

Jess 2020 - Water rising every 10 seconds Jess 2022 - Playing at waterparks for 24 hours

Me: *is half asleep* Jessica: SHOUTS Me: AHHHHH

"Look guys I made a torch!" Jess 2020

"Welcome to I CAN'T SWIN" Same Jess Same

And this is where Ein loves gold became canon XD

Chris: “ I got high again!!” Jess: “StOp GetTing HIgh!!!” 😂

Jess: "I CAN'T SWIM!" Me: Finally a man of culture

Nobody : Not a single soul : Jess : I can't swim!

I finally did it 4 months of binge watching aphmau and I finally watched every video

Everybody: **says high** My immature **sQuEaK*:* **giggling noise intensifies** Edit: ok so people are getting mad at me for saying a bad word. So I fixed it. There. ARE YOU HAPPY.

Aph: "no one has never gotten the diamond pickaxe" Me: *Are you sure about that*

Lol anyone else yelling “MAKE A BOAT”

5:00 Chris:” I got high again!” Jess:”STOP GETTING HIGH!!”

"Im so wet" "My cave is flooding!" Thats what she said 6 3 6

Aphmau: "we gotta dig a lil deeper" Me: *princess and the frog flashbacc*

Aph: HI GUYS WELCOME BACK TO I CANT SWIM me: I cant either :3

Who else misses these videos :')

Jess: "Hi guys welcome to I can't swim" -2020 😂😂😂 Me: "Great way to start off the New Year" 😁

Keston: the crafting bench isn’t responding to me.. Chris: You’re a *freak* xD

Chris: I was high earlier Jess: I know 😔 For a dollar a day you can help Chris stop swimming and getting high

So this is where it started. This is where Aphmau’s new content began. I wish I wasn’t so selfish about change and things I want. She’s absolutely happy making these kinds of things, but I can’t help but feel angry and annoyed. Me and my family are huge supporters of Aphmau. My youngest brothers enjoy her new content better than what I grew up with. I feel selfish for being angry that Aphmau hasn’t made a roleplay in YEARS. She’s dropped hints of a roleplay coming out by adding things similar to roleplays and then leaving that idea again. This has happened 3 times I’ve noticed from scrolling all the way down here. I know that Aphmau is happy making her new content. I know she enjoys what she’s doing so far, and it’s better for her and her family because of the views she gets on them. I’m just really hoping that she hasn’t forgotten the audience she helped grow. Aphmau was my childhood. My lifeline. Every roleplay that would come out, every episode, even the ship colors, absorbed my life completely. If I saw red and purple I would think of Aphmau. If I saw Green and Blue I would think of her. Pink and black? Same story. I would have theories with my sister about what could possibly happen next and would stay up all night rewatching the series she’s made and making up scenarios for if things went differently. It’s been 2 and almost 3 years and I just am really scared that she forgot about the people she practically raised. I’m sorry for being selfish, Aphmau. And I’m sorry for pressuring you with this message. I just don’t wanna be forgotten again.

Chris: I got high again Jess: Stop getting high Me: Jess it's whenever hes high hes been with u for a while what are you giving him

6:36 Kestin: “The crafting bench didn’t respond to me..” Moeka: “The crafting bench?” Jess: “Oh” Chris: “Right- Right click on it” Kestin: “Yeah! That’s what I’m doing, nothing’s happening..” Chris: “..... *You’re a Freak* “

Early squad where ya at?

Pretty sure 10 seconds isn't even enough time to mine obsidian how did they pull it off

Moeka: *doesnt know how to swim* Jess: *happiness noises*

When Jess said, “The Nether is where we *belong* ” she basically said “We all belong in *hell* ”

“It’s a new year , new us everything is going to go right” LIESSS ain’t nobody changing this year

Jess: I'm just gonna shout it out that I can't swim for the whole world to hear. Me: Way to go aph. -_-

And this is exactly how the ocean was made.

"She died doing what she loved" Aph just screaming "Oh she allready died?"

Aphmau: "Let's dig a little deeper" Me: *Dig a Little Deeper from The Princess and The Frog plays in my head*

Anyone else still watching in 2024?

Screen: *gets dark* Me: *Turns up volume thinking I solved something*

When you're so early that there's no funny comments because no ones finished the video

Aphmau: posts* Me: YESSSSSSS!!!! :D

4:23 - Rising Water is making Stone Spruce/ Pine with help of Lava :D

Kestin: I can’t really describe what’s happening here. Jess: You’re just hearing noises.... *-Jess 2020*

*sudden panic* “wATERS GETTING IN HERE-“ “pLUG IT PLUG IT PLUG IT” 😂

”I'm the only channel left” Me: ”...WAIT! Kestin has a channel!!!”

*This is were it all started when Aphmau became a G rated RU-vidr instead of PG 13 rated. With the "{{Insert something}} but in Minecraft" videos. And the beginning of it wasn't that bad.. Aphmau doesn’t sound hyper constantly here, everyone is called by thier real names/or username, and its not scripted. But then it gets worse and worse from here. I do wish Jess to be successful but I genuinely miss hee RPs like Mystreet, and My Inner Demons. And after waiting for years I've just gave up. And it makes sense that she's never gonna continue the RPs*

Nobody: Chris: MY CAVE IS FLOODING! *interesting noises that don’t sound too good*

I have been having a Aphmau Marathon I’ve been watching all her old series

Zane/Kestin: The Nether hurts, the netherw bad Me: * minor mcd flashbacks *

aphmau is a legend

EARLYYYY OMG FINALLYYY

Happy new year’s everyone This video an amazing start to it 😂

I ain’t ever been this early😂😂

I miss THIS Jess. THIS Aphmau. THIS channel. THIS gameplay. ACTUAL GAMEPLAY with ACTUAL EMOTIONS the new acting and stuff is cool and all but, *most people* would prefer actual gameplay over roleplay videos targeted towards 6 year olds... well, besides *_6 year olds._*

you can't spell "Respect" without an "F" xD F = Respect!

"HI GUYS" "Welcome to--" "I.CANT.SWIM" *MOOD*

(For Minecraft Mondays) Comment F for Respect or Like

I saw coal in the mine and I was like "c'mon get it!" but Jess didn't see

Aphmau: *went underwater and came back up* "Ah I'm so wet" Me:What a great way to start the year jess

0:52 Aphmau: the nether is where we BELONG! Me:........okay

I love you aphmau so much! You have changed my life for the better

I miss these type of videos from Aphmau

"I'm so wet!" . . . . out of context that sounds wierd

Aphmau: “Chris sorry, you’re the biggest tool..HAHA SORRY” Kestin: *And he returned to the water from once he came, slowly sinking*

Jess: Hi guys! Welcome to *I can't swim.* *Best intro she's ever done.*

“You really are the biggest tool in Minecraft” nO HAHA

11:33 SO CUTEEE CHRIS😍😍😂

Aphmau: JUST KEEP PUNCHING WOOD! Chris: Yeah, we need to get high again.

Aphmau: “Where’s Moeka, oh there she is.” Me:thinking she is talking about the pig in front of her 😂

Chris: *high soft voice* “so you’ve gone your whole life..without that?” Also Chris: “ *i know how to swim* “

When your friends say you know how to swim but then everyone doesn’t actually knows how to swim

I loved when Jess said in the beginning of the video” Welcome to I CAN’T SWIM!” I was dying of laughter!😂😂😂

I was actually early!!!

"I'm so wet" "Stop getting high" "In here there we go" ~Jessica 2020

OoF I’m finally watching MCD and I’m only on episode 24... :p HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Hey guys welcome to I CAN'T SWIM -APHMAU

"Welcome to I cAn'T SWIM" Aphmau-2020

Happy New Year Aphmau you’re my favorite youtuber! Keep up the good work I love you so so much!