Transcript: Friend: Hey, what’d you get for your birthday? Teenager: I got pie! Friend: Haha… Teenager: UUUUUU… Friend: AAAOOOHHH!!! That is weird… Burger: Hey Joey, you wanna eat me? Joey: No thanks Mr Burger! Burger: But i wanna die! Murderess: Hey you wanna play catch the knife? Victimess: Sure! *Gets stabbed* Murderess: Man you suck at this game… Robber (V.O): This is a robbery… Hostage: AAH! AAAAAAAAA- Lunatic: Haha! They said i could never teach a Llama to drive! Llama: MAAAAAA- Lunatic: NO LLAMA! NO! Llama: MYAAAA- *Drives off a cliff* Dude 1: Hello Mine Turtle! Mine Turtle: Hello! Dude 2: Oh no! I am not stepping on you! Dude 2: *Gets crushed by Llama in car* Customer (O.S): Hello Burger! Burger: I used to be a pie! Customer (O.S): Oh boy! What flavor? Burger: Pie Flavor! *Spews out miniature pie* Customer (O.S): Oh! Murderer: Here hold this. *Sticks knife into Victim’s chest* Doctor: Sir, you appear to have a very severe case of… Baby Voice. Patient: But it’s Opposite Day. Doctor: *Baby Voice* Mugger And Cool Kid: You’re getting mugged! Mugger: AAH! HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN WORK?! Dad: Now son! Don’t touch that diamond! Son: *Touches diamond* Dad: Pfff! Screw you! Babysitter: Here comes the airplane! Fat Man: Aw! I’m so full! Murderer: *Pulls knife out of Victim’s chest* Victim (O.S): DAAAAA- Earth: AAH! Johnny: Hey Bobby! Play that one about falling down the stairs! Bobby: Sure thing Johnny! *Sick beat* Johnny: I love it! Unicorn Head Man: I love it! Maid: Hey guy, hey! Smell my flower! Guy: *Sniffs* Hmmm! *Gets punched* Bully: I’m going to punch your DOG! Dog: *Gasps* Owner: TELL NO ONE. Traffic Cop: Hey Kid! You can’t skate here! Skater: You can’t tell me what to do! Skater: *Falls into hole* AAAOOOHHH!!! That is weird… Cow: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What? No! Cow: Ya, me neither. Alan: What? Customer: I wanna be a pie! Pie: *Burning* No.. No. No! AAAAAA- *R.I.P* Kid 1: Kitten fight! Kid 2: No wait! I’m allergic to adorableness! *Kitten gets thrown at his face* Aw… But it’s Opposite Day. Kid 1: *Kitten gets thrown at his face* Aw… AAAUUUGGGHHH!!! *R.I.P* Kid 2: I’M ALLERGIC TO ITSELF!!! *R.I.P* Prankster: Hey, it says “Hey, it says gullible on the ceiling” on the ceiling. Victim: *Looks up* Oh so it doe- Aw! You stole my lungs! Prankster: Gullible- Astrologist: Pfft! Screw gravity! *Piano falls up and down on Guy* Mother: Have you seen Suzie? Babysitter: No! I think she got outside! Mother (O.S): No Suzie! Don’t walk on the road! Babysitter: Hmm? Suzie (O.S): Look Mom! I made it! *Gets crushed by car* *R.I.P* Smug Guy: Nice hat! Gentleman: Thanks! Smug Guy: I was being sarcastic! Gentleman: Well i stole all our faces! Smug Guy: *Facepalm* Gentleman: *Facepalm* Dad: Hey Son! Catch! Son (Distant): THANKS DAD I’M GONNA CATCH IT! THANKS DAD I’M GONNA CATCH IT- _🎵Desmond The Moon Bear!🎵_ Desmond: How did i get- *Gets crushed by a ball* Musician: *Playing trumpet* Policeman: Hey! You got a license for that? Musician: *K1lls himself with trumpet* Policeman: ? Victim: Eh- Eh- Oh man, you ever gonna run out of muffins? Evil Baker: No. Victim: Eh- Eh- Eh- *R.I.P* Grandpa: What are you up to son? Cool Kid: I like trains. Grandpa: Ha ha ha. Yes you do. *Smiles awkwardly at camera* *Train horn* Stan: Hey Stacie! Do you wanna go to the prom with me? Stacie: Uh, i’m sorry, but i’m a ghost. Stan: But you’re not dea- *Gunshot* Stacie: Bye Brian… Bartender 1: Hey buddy, you want to take this outside? Bartender 2: Sure! Bartender 1: Wow what a lovely evening! Bartender 2: This is a really good i- Stacie: Bye Brian… Witness: The orphans… They’re all dead! WHAT KIND OF MAN WOULD DO THIS?! Culprit: I did! Policeman: *Shoots at Culprit* Dude 1: Hey! You know who’s gay?! You… Dude 2: RRRR- Dude 1 (O.S): WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! STOP IT! CUT IT OUT MAN! I DON’T THIS! WHAT IS HAPPENING?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?! I CAN’T EVEN- Darling: Honey, do you like my new shoes? Harold: You are a chair darling. Darling: I CAN DREAM HAROLD. Psychiatrist: QUICK! DON’T THINK ABOUT CAT- *Gets shot* Mother: HAVE YOU SEEN THE BABY- *Gets shot* Loner: I am lonely. Jim: Goodbye World… Optimist: No wait! You have so much to live for! Mirror: Knock Knock! Doorman: Who’s there? Mirror: A mirror! Employee Lady: Miss, you need to pay for your food! Miss: Nope! *Walks away* Mugger: YOU GETTING MUGGED Q Q Q Q Q Q Actor: Piano! *Gets crushed by a piano* WHO’S- *Gets crushed by a cake* *Gets stepped on* Larry: What’s going on guys? Interventionist: Larry! This is an intervention, you need to stop breaking people’s necks! Larry: *Snaps person’s neck* What are you talking about? Interventionist: This intervention. Larry: HUH- AAH! AAAAAAA- Doctor: Sir, i’m afraid you have brain cancer. *SUDDENLY PINEAPPLES* Doctor: Welp, the good news is you don’t have brain cancer anymore! This does not help… Patient: *Pineapple head falls off* Owner: You’re a pie! Skygazer: OH NO! GIANT FLYING SHEE- *Gets crushed* Stegosaurus: I am a Stegosaurus! Time Traveller (V.O): Aw, crap. Time Traveller (V.O): It worked! *B.S.O.D* HUH? AAAAAAAA- Hatless Guy: Hey! Cool hat! *Gets swallowed by hat* *Gets crushed by a piano* Hatless Guy: WHO’S IDEA WAS THIS?! Sun: Hey Buddy, look over here! Haha now you’re blind! Sunglasses Dude: What are you talking about? Sun: Oh. Terrorist: Here hold this. *Hands over bomb* Terrorist: *Picks bomb back up* Thanks. *Both blow up* Terrorist: APPLES! Drill Sergeant: WHAT ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE?! Mine Turtle: Hello! Drill Sergeanf: *Steps on it* Oh- *Boom* Conman: Hey! Did you know carrots are good for your eyesight? Realist: *Sticks carrots in eyes* OH WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Potato Killer: Die Potato! Potato: Noo... But it's Opposite Day. Potato Killer: OH NOOOOOOOOO- *Gets shot by Potato* *R.I.P* (I’m not doing the whole UFO scene) Eddie: You’re leaving me?! Babe: Sorry Eddie, i’ve met a real man. Big Baby: Wah. Tall Midget: I am a very tall midget… Stranger: You’re adopted! Daycare Worker: Aww! Look at the little baby! Baby 1: Eh! Daycare Worker: And now look at the big baby! Baby 2: You fool… Daycare Worker: Oh. Bully: I’M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE! Cool Kid: I like trains. Bully: NOOO- *Gets hit by train* Doctor: Sir, i’m afraid you have brain cancer. Patient: *DUN DUN* *RAINBOWS* Grandpa: What are you drawing Honey? Honey: I’m drawing a bear! Desmond: How did i get here? Hunk: Hey Baby, are you an angel- *Gets hit by train* Hostage: Save me Superguy! Hero: No. *Steps on Hostage’s foot* Hostage: AAH- YOU’RE A DIIICCKK… Tree Hero: I’ll save you! Tree Powers Activate! Hostage: AAAA- *Falls in tree shrub and and then on the floor* Potato Killer: Die Potato! Potato: Nooooo! Potato Killer: HEEERREEE *Throws Potato on Mine Turtle* Patient: Doctor, i’m afraid of hacks. Doctor: When did this all start? Patient: Well… AaAaAaAaAaA *B.S.O.D* *and now big baby* Boss: Steve, i’m giving you a promotion! Steve: :D *WAH* Boss: Yep! Now you’re fired! Steve: :C Gamer: Hey man! You wanna play some video games? Nerd: Sure! Gamer: Well you’re a nerd! Customer: I can’t wait to eat this- *Burger falls out of hand* AAH! *Burger gets flattened by car* Owner 1: Hey man, look at my new dog. Buddy: Oh yeah? There’s no dog. Owner 1: OOOOOOOO!!!!! Buddy: *Looks down* AAAAAAAA!!!!! Dog: *Panting* Trucker: Who parked my car… On their sandwich?! Singer: It’s you! Baby you… X4 Patient: Well… DJ: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP! X4 Trucker: UUUUUUUEEEEEAAAA- *Explodes* (V.O):_Desmond The Moon Bear!_ Suzie: ;D Desmond (V.O): ☠️ *THE END* Suzie: WAAAAAA- Dog: *Panting* Owner 2: You’re adopted! Owner 1: NO WAIT! Woman (O.S): Ooh! A puppy! Father (O.S): Aww! Look at the little baby! Owner 1 And Buddy: *Continue yelling at each other* Extra: Weirdo: Ever get tired of being random? Digital Screen: IʌI Weirdo: Me neither. Cow: Yeah, me neither. Serious Dude: You can. Ender: *Presses The End Button* Crowd Guy 1: NOOOOO…. Crowd Guy 2: YOU’RE A DIIIICCCKKK…. Crowd Guy 3: YOU’VE KILLED US ALL!! *R.I.P For Everyasdf* Finally, i’m done!
