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Independence Day: Resurgence - May Be The Dumbest Movie Ever Made 

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The Roland Emmerich sequel to 1996's classic action blockbuster Independence Day, Resurgence takes everything fun about the original and promptly dumps it, replacing it with an incoherent plot, terrible characters, meaningless action and over the top disaster scenes. The result is quite possibly the dumbest movie ever made.

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@TheCriticalDrinker
@TheCriticalDrinker 3 года назад
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@vinzingerakaelotakuakatheweebp
@vinzingerakaelotakuakatheweebp 3 года назад
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@carmens1029
@carmens1029 3 года назад
Would you ever consider reviewing anime? 2 of my favorites I’d think fit your tastes are Sword of the Stranger And Jörmungand.
@poorlydunbarvideos1472
@poorlydunbarvideos1472 3 года назад
"Discount Will Smith" is a Powerless A-Train
@samgott8689
@samgott8689 3 года назад
Yo Drinker, digging the new book; keep up the world-class entertainment, man. Cheers
@brianb7775
@brianb7775 3 года назад
Haha your Amazon books link has B00B in it
@j.brendenstookey3437
@j.brendenstookey3437 Год назад
The other day my wife said “why haven’t they made an Independence Day 2?”. I told her “they did, and we saw it in theaters, together, on opening night”. She had literally blocked that hot garbage out of her memory. I wish I could do the same.
@denroy3
@denroy3 Год назад
The question is, why did she think it needed a "2"...and why spend money on a sequel 20 years later? I say you got what you deserved...and blame you for garbage like this being created.
@DeepEye1994
@DeepEye1994 Год назад
I mean, spiritually you could kinda see "Ender's Game" as a loose sequel to Independence Day, since it opens with a narration that explains that an alien invasion got stopped when a pilot bravely sacrificed himself by ramming his own plane into the mothership making it blow up. There's a twist regarding the heroic pilot in "Ender's Game", but in this sequel to ID4 I could just separate it and give the role to Will Smith's character.
@raylu324
@raylu324 Год назад
The correct terminology would be "suppressed memory". LOL.
@mkno2799
@mkno2799 Год назад
@@DeepEye1994 Holy sh#t your right. I sort of did something similar with the original halo series (halo wars-3). That mass effect was the "real" sequel (just replace "Taurin" with "covenant/elites" and the rest fits perfectly.) While the board game warhammer 40k, is the aftermath of ME3 "destroy" ending. (Which in turn is foreshadowed in the film event horizon.)
@miloscott6617
@miloscott6617 Год назад
I envy your wife.
@weirdyoda04
@weirdyoda04 3 года назад
Not only did I forget this movie existed, I forgot I had already watched it.
@ashiqkv218
@ashiqkv218 3 года назад
Lol
@sharonafleming2544
@sharonafleming2544 3 года назад
lol
@justunicorn001
@justunicorn001 3 года назад
I'm glad I never even knew it existed, now I'm pissed that the blinders have been ripped from my eyes. It's like seeing something so horrendous that you simply can not not see it anymore. Goes to janitors cupboard to look for some bleach🤢😣😣😭
@phillippropst3825
@phillippropst3825 3 года назад
This comment couldn’t possibly be more true. I saw this in the movies. I didn’t realize it while watching this review until I saw the giant alien. Such an underwhelming movie.
@primus0348
@primus0348 3 года назад
Me too
@DKay-gl3hv
@DKay-gl3hv Год назад
My husband and I take turns picking movies we want to see together. He really wanted to see this, so we went to watch it. After leaving the theater he was like "I'm so sorry, you can pick the next two movies". True story
@spectralnighttravel
@spectralnighttravel 10 месяцев назад
That's basically what happened with my wife and I. I told her I had nostalgia from seeing the first movie as a kid in the 90s. So I wanted to rent this one, because I was curious what they could do now with the improvement in special effects. After it ended, she turned to see my face and just burst out laughing, I looked so disappointed and angry.
@danybackstone
@danybackstone 8 месяцев назад
I brought my wife AND dad too, and paid the IMAX tax, I was hoping for something a little better than 2012, but during that show, I remember laughing every 5mn and finishing every laugh by WTF, WTF WTF, what the fuuuuuuck he did with this sequel! Even shitty Ridley Scott's Alien's "sequels" are better. Anyway, I bought the 4K Bluray, for the record.
@weltraumaffe4155
@weltraumaffe4155 8 месяцев назад
No. That's not a true story. None of that ever happened.
@DKay-gl3hv
@DKay-gl3hv 8 месяцев назад
@@weltraumaffe4155 well, we still regret paying $30 to watch that dog shit of a movie, not including the extra $25 for snacks.
@attssir
@attssir 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@professorsypher6174
@professorsypher6174 Год назад
I love the idea that they think the only thing you need to do to make the move from stripper to doctor is just decide to make a career change. Lol
@RideAcrossTheRiver
@RideAcrossTheRiver Год назад
Because taking off clothes for drunks and low pay is the more difficult and exciting career choice once you graduate from med school.
@omega311888
@omega311888 9 месяцев назад
and then they just kill her off 😪
@shadow_ax
@shadow_ax 3 месяца назад
I was under the impression that the character decided to become a doctor because of the experience she had trying to take care of injured people in the first film.
@AA-hg5fk
@AA-hg5fk 9 дней назад
In the UK strippers earn more than junior doctors
@MasterJediDude
@MasterJediDude 3 года назад
My 12 year old girl sat down with me and watched “Independence Day” one Saturday and enjoyed it. At the end, she asked me if there was a sequel and I said, “No, sorry honey.” One day she’ll find out that I lied, but she’ll forgive me.
@vadikturgenev5175
@vadikturgenev5175 3 года назад
NEVER let her see the sequel my friend!
@MasterJediDude
@MasterJediDude 3 года назад
@@vadikturgenev5175 totally agree!
@joeclaridy
@joeclaridy 3 года назад
A parent should never lie to there children.......but in this case it is acceptable.
@MasterJediDude
@MasterJediDude 3 года назад
@@joeclaridy, I will take the heat for it when she’s older, but she’ll say (with a tear), “I see now that you were just trying to protect me, Daddy!”
@Triangleinformation
@Triangleinformation 3 года назад
You did what you had to do. I’m sorry you had that experience and hope can get therapy for having to mislead you child but I’m sure God will forgive you. I hope.
@ginolorenzo4117
@ginolorenzo4117 3 года назад
"Independence Day: Resurgence - May Be The Dumbest Movie Ever Made" Wonder Woman 84: hold my wishing stone
@charlemagne3903
@charlemagne3903 3 года назад
Was it that bad?
@buddycider3670
@buddycider3670 3 года назад
CharlemagneVeritas yes, it was fucken atrocious!
@lucashires2716
@lucashires2716 3 года назад
Damn, he thought this comment was his ticket...limo
@trevorking2820
@trevorking2820 3 года назад
Lmfao
@KueztionX
@KueztionX 3 года назад
Yep. Saddly true
@hey_mickey1981
@hey_mickey1981 Год назад
I saw this in the theater with my husband, we both loved the original. Halfway through I went to the restroom just to google the runtime to see how much longer I had to sit through.
@strandedoutput2916
@strandedoutput2916 Год назад
I heard someone make a great point about this film before. The African warlord guy talks about the struggle to fight all the stranded aliens in a conflict that lasted for years after the events of the first film. I want to see THAT film. Machetes vs Lasers. Make it happen.
@foreignfat6009
@foreignfat6009 Год назад
There are stranded aliens.... Without Queen... Hello script?
@BoonClown
@BoonClown Год назад
Intergalactic aliens weakness….child soldiers
@xminusone1
@xminusone1 Год назад
So, like a cross over aliens × black panther then?
@conserva-chan2735
@conserva-chan2735 Год назад
Kony 2112
@charlesxll7925
@charlesxll7925 11 месяцев назад
The thing with that line in the movie is that it disproves the idea that the species is a hive mind controlled by one individual. The movie is so incredibly shit that it contradicts itself on an essential plot point.
@carbonsx3
@carbonsx3 3 года назад
Calling Liam Hemsworth "Discount CHRIS Hemsworth" and Brent Spiner "Discount Data" Absolute legend.
@deathsdoor07
@deathsdoor07 3 года назад
I thought Jeff Goldblum was discount Data because he was the "top" scientist.
@deathsdoor07
@deathsdoor07 3 года назад
Nevermind. I stand corrected.
@karelchrastina5655
@karelchrastina5655 3 года назад
@Evan Koch emoVader :D
@StonyDilithium
@StonyDilithium 3 года назад
But since Spiner IS the real Data, unlike Liam being Chris' brother, wouldn't it be better to call Goldblum the "Discount Data"? I didn't get that one. Unless he was saying he was ACTING like a Discount version of his old character Data...
@DrWho2008t101
@DrWho2008t101 3 года назад
Great Video!
@RealNovgorod
@RealNovgorod 3 года назад
Actual physicist here. That was exactly my look.
@lorenzoamato953
@lorenzoamato953 2 года назад
Yeah. I am a humanist, and that was my look too. I mean: unlike 20 years ago now videos like "What If", which explore the eventuality of astronomical paradoxes (such as the Earth being a close satellite of Jupiter, and the like) are available to everybody at any time. Any dumbie (like me) can immediately detect the BS and cringe.
@KRAFTWERK2K6
@KRAFTWERK2K6 2 года назад
Actual scientist - played by Sam Neill.
@eKko0
@eKko0 2 года назад
Actual look here. That was exactly my physicist.
@TheSchultinator
@TheSchultinator 2 года назад
Did you claw out your eyes?
@RealNovgorod
@RealNovgorod 2 года назад
@@TheSchultinator Of course, who wouldn't? They actually made a whole other movie about it called Event Horizon with some fake-ass backstory about wormholes and whatnot when the true story was just watching that scene from this movie.
@delavalmilker
@delavalmilker Год назад
Saw the first movie, but didn't realize there was a sequel. Can anyone tell me: Have the invading aliens managed to update their anti-virus software since the first movie? They were previously defeated by a geek with an old Mac laptop and a floppy disk.
@LgiovanniF
@LgiovanniF Год назад
They adapted their software to suit ours so they could use our satellites in the first movie. David discovers this and sends a human virus into their systems via this connection they made.
@dimitriwarchief301
@dimitriwarchief301 11 месяцев назад
No
@alantasman8273
@alantasman8273 10 месяцев назад
The Aliens now use Norton Anti-Virus...it has worked well for them in many star systems.
@therebel4332
@therebel4332 9 месяцев назад
@@LgiovanniF But all they wanted to do was destroy the planet by drilling and destroying our core… so kidnapping Quaid and experimenting on him for our weaknesses made little sense in the end.. and then there was the little thing in regards to why the fook didnt they just blow earth up from space and move on.
@adamschaefer881
@adamschaefer881 Год назад
"This whole thing is just included to create the idea that there's some kind of clever mystery plot going on with this movie, when in actual fact, it's just dumb as F*ck." Got the involuntary laugh even on the replay. Love this guy.
@lemontree6686
@lemontree6686 2 года назад
*"Discount Will Smith is angry at discount Chris Hamsworth"* lmaoo
@TrickyPJM752
@TrickyPJM752 2 года назад
That part was pretty funny 😆
@kelvinh8327
@kelvinh8327 2 года назад
I thought it was discount Liam Hemsworth?
@chucknutly3290
@chucknutly3290 2 года назад
I thought it was better than the original.
@BoredTAK5000
@BoredTAK5000 2 года назад
Let the battle of the discounts commence 😂😂
@jukkaramo3351
@jukkaramo3351 2 года назад
I´m so glad that your ears work good job
@montch1732
@montch1732 3 года назад
“Luckily they were wearing their plot armor”. Absolutely hysterical.
@sjonnieplayfull5859
@sjonnieplayfull5859 3 года назад
Also Absolutely true, sadly...
@tardiscommand1812
@tardiscommand1812 4 месяца назад
This channel needs a science channel. I’d watch the Drinker talk science all day long.
@cheekibreeki904
@cheekibreeki904 Год назад
5:24 "his mate Charlie, who's Charlie" Truer words have never been spoken.
@andreassonne8004
@andreassonne8004 3 года назад
"Discount Will Smith" 😂😂😂😂😂 and "discount Chris Hemsworth" 🤣🤣🤣
@shan4680
@shan4680 3 года назад
But then Discount Will Smith powered up and became A-Train! (Thank you Vought and Compound V!)
@rufescenteagle7299
@rufescenteagle7299 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mrredherring2900
@mrredherring2900 3 года назад
"Discount Data" is even better. 🤣
@Hemlocksipper
@Hemlocksipper 3 года назад
No stopping the A-Train baby!!!!
@Legion849
@Legion849 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@oooCoffeeboyooo
@oooCoffeeboyooo 2 года назад
"Naturally discount Chris Hemsworth, discount Will Smith and forgettable Chinese actress all remember to wear their plot armour, so they're totally fine".... I spat my soup. Well played Sir, well played.
@minhductrieu1599
@minhductrieu1599 2 года назад
😆😆😆😆😆
@backpackingtony1779
@backpackingtony1779 2 года назад
What type of soup?
@planetdisco4821
@planetdisco4821 2 года назад
Mmmmm soup…
@210rebelboy
@210rebelboy 2 года назад
@@planetdisco4821 alphabet soup but it's only M's
@DaveKatague
@DaveKatague 2 года назад
Incoherent spaghetti soup
@cutefairykiller
@cutefairykiller Год назад
So sad, there could've been so much to tell (considering the sequel *had* to be made) : about the immediate aftermath of the victory. The chase for the surviving aliens, exploring the space ship wreckages, the buildup to the nicer world...
@alantasman8273
@alantasman8273 9 месяцев назад
I know it started earlier, but this is the movie that cemented in my mind...that Hollywood can no longer make memorable great pictures.
@adun3
@adun3 3 года назад
Independence Day was admittedly fun and dumb, but Resurgence was just plain dumb and kept dragging on forever.
@lesserspottedmugwump.363
@lesserspottedmugwump.363 3 года назад
I liked it. Shoehorning the Chinese in was going a bit far.
@joshkilluminadi7158
@joshkilluminadi7158 3 года назад
Almost a chore to watch
@natedlc854
@natedlc854 3 года назад
Independence day cetainly wasnt intelligent, but you dont watch it to challenge your brain. You watch it to see humanity beat xenos ass
@zootsoot2006
@zootsoot2006 3 года назад
Anything with Angelababy in ain't going to be an Oscar contender. Ugh, Critical Drinker needs to address the fact that Hollywood movies have become so crap the last 10 years because - Chyna!
@fattiger6957
@fattiger6957 3 года назад
And it was a one and done movie. No one really cared about what would happen to the world or characters afterwards. But Hollywood is so lazy and creatively disabled, they can't create new things anymore. The funniest thing is these remakes, reboots and decades-later sequels almost never make enough money to justify a sequel. Hell, most of them flop nowadays. Yet, the geniuses who run studios (who are probably the talentless children of powerful execs/producers) still think it's a good idea to make them.
@evilxei5089
@evilxei5089 3 года назад
They need to make a Prequel about The African Warlord Slaughtering thousands of aliens
@llow1170
@llow1170 3 года назад
MONEY
@chrisgreig98
@chrisgreig98 3 года назад
I believe that's called District 9
@RogueFox7050
@RogueFox7050 3 года назад
I’d actually like to see a sequel to District 9, the aliens in that movie were interesting.
@dongxx
@dongxx 3 года назад
@@chrisgreig98 That's racist
@Garrus1995
@Garrus1995 3 года назад
Christopher Greig, Really? I could have sworn it was called The Last King of Scotland.
@trevorperkins4585
@trevorperkins4585 Год назад
I've gotta say that @1:05 hearing the drinker yell "USA! USA!" made me laugh WAY too much.
@mitchellmelkin4078
@mitchellmelkin4078 15 дней назад
@trevorperkins4585, I got a Team America vibe for just a second.
@mortoopz
@mortoopz 10 месяцев назад
I'm not an actual physicist, I am merely an engineer.... but yes, you are 100% correct about what that much off center mass would do to Earth. It would in fact pull the whole planet into an egg shape, thus causing earth shattering quakes (as the tectonic plates literally shattered), leveling everything on that side of the planet (except directly under it, but that area certainly wouldn't get off light either). So yes,: One side would immediately turn into a volcanic hell scape with above hurricane winds and ridiculous tsunamis, and the other side would be exposed to [almost] the vacuum of space.... All in all, not a good day for Earthlings.
@bedroombunny9529
@bedroombunny9529 3 года назад
The Tatianna lore is so deep at this point that she could be a guest on the channel.
@robertfitzgerald3118
@robertfitzgerald3118 3 года назад
Yes, I'm looking forward to seeing that Russian doll myself...
@sebathadah1559
@sebathadah1559 3 года назад
Something about a cheese grater?
@DrSchredder
@DrSchredder 3 года назад
@@robertfitzgerald3118 You can get those pretty cheap in Ukraine these days. I thought about purchasing one myself.. .
@jeanferguson9063
@jeanferguson9063 3 года назад
whats her name to look her up??
@DerekPower
@DerekPower 3 года назад
I guess that’s going to be up on the alternate channel found on HornPub
@PossumReviews
@PossumReviews 3 года назад
If your alien civilization has the ability to travel between stars and do so in only a matter of years, you by necessity also have the energy needed to fry the Earth's surface, either with a big laser or some kind of relativistic kinetic weapon (in fact, they could literally just dump their garbage in the Earth's direction while flying past it at near light speed and it would have the same effect as setting off all of Earth's nuclear arsenal simultaneously, except without the radioactive fallout). If all the aliens wanted was the Earth's core, there was no reason they had to invade when they could have simply sterilized the Earth from space, then they could just scoop out the core at their leisure without any resistance.
@hebanker3372
@hebanker3372 3 года назад
How about you make a video about it?I would love to watch you ripping it apart.
@613harbinger316
@613harbinger316 3 года назад
LOL. I'm sorry. Are you trying to apply _science_ to this piece of garbage?
@skrotosd
@skrotosd 3 года назад
They wanted biomatter or something, I think no one of the authors really thought that hard.
@randomcomment3164
@randomcomment3164 3 года назад
Klendathu had the right idea - just drop big rocks and let gravity do its work.
@zztopz7090
@zztopz7090 3 года назад
@@hebanker3372 There's really no video necessary.
@Michaelpatrickwarren
@Michaelpatrickwarren Год назад
I remember leaving the theater and turning to my wife and asking, "What the fuck did we just watch?"
@MidnightatMidian
@MidnightatMidian Год назад
I must admit the only reason ''Independance day'' the original one, stuck in my mind. Is because I had taken magic mushrooms before entering the theater. I still remember the giants U.F.O's crashing down the front seats in the theater at the end of the movie. Good times.
@user-jy2qu7pu9r
@user-jy2qu7pu9r 3 года назад
“Independence Day Resurgence may be the Dumbest Movie Ever” Nah, Transformers 5 takes that cake
@RogueFox7050
@RogueFox7050 3 года назад
I can at least watch DOTM, it felt the closest to a somewhat decent Transformers movie.
@user-jy2qu7pu9r
@user-jy2qu7pu9r 3 года назад
@@RogueFox7050 The 1st one was the only decent one in my opinion, but it's cool that you like the 3rd one.
@kingbash6466
@kingbash6466 3 года назад
Sharknado movies: Ha hA, chaINsaW MAkeS sHaRK gO, BrrrrRRR.
@harbl99
@harbl99 3 года назад
The second Pacific Rim movie is also a contender for the tin crown.
@drno87
@drno87 3 года назад
Turkish Star Wars is pretty dumb.
@DickTruth
@DickTruth 3 года назад
"Are there interesting characters with conflicts or flaws?" "Well, they're diverse..." "You mean they look different?" "Yeah, diverse." "Right... well, is the story well written? Does it offer something to chew on intellectually or emotionally?" "The CGI effects are amazing!" "The CGI?" "Explosions and bright colors. Really neat!" Sadly, not even close to the only movie doing this.
@louisduarte8763
@louisduarte8763 3 года назад
The longer you vatch the movie, diverse it gets.
@the1onlyteagro
@the1onlyteagro 3 года назад
You just described all modern movies
@peter6928
@peter6928 Год назад
I went and saw Independence Day multiple times in the theaters. I still get chills from that speech haha
@peter6928
@peter6928 Год назад
The first one. The second was awful
@denroy3
@denroy3 Год назад
Seriously, chills? From ID? Good grief.
@peter6928
@peter6928 Год назад
@@denroy3 lol, you must be bored to reply to me haha
@joachimb5721
@joachimb5721 Год назад
The first one was pretty awful as well.
@peter6928
@peter6928 Год назад
@@joachimb5721 I disagree, I think it was a good story of humanity coming together to defeat a common threat. :)
@jasonv9202
@jasonv9202 Год назад
This movie gave me some sort of Hollywood PTSD. After watching it I felt and acted like Brad Pitt from 13 Monkeys. 😂
@billkellyhornswoggletheGreat
so bad, an extra monkey....................
@fitness4mind
@fitness4mind Год назад
Just like Brad Pitt in 12 Monkeys, you need to show your butt to the producers of this piece of sh_t of a movie 😄. You made my day man😅
@bigredinfinity3126
@bigredinfinity3126 Год назад
12
@jenburkholder6541
@jenburkholder6541 Год назад
11
@maverickslastoddworld6476
@maverickslastoddworld6476 Год назад
10
@direwolf47
@direwolf47 3 года назад
My favorite part of independence day is that everyone treats randy quaid like hes crazy for saying he was abducted by aliens. Then aliens attack the planet and thet still treat him like hes crazy.
@TheMagusOfTheMagnaCarta
@TheMagusOfTheMagnaCarta 3 года назад
Because he's crazy...
@brolee6830
@brolee6830 3 года назад
Yah, i always felt like there should have been a scene with Randy Quaid and Robert Loggia 3:57. That would have really rounded out the movie. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-4-ohJ6oXGkI.html
@johnnations5932
@johnnations5932 3 года назад
Oh yeah , that's a good point i never thought of! Dude should have been vindicated and apologized to!
@BalrogUdun
@BalrogUdun 3 года назад
I thought he was just arrested for disorderly conduct.
@606danco
@606danco 3 года назад
That shit happens in alot of tv shows or movies
@rogerw3818
@rogerw3818 2 года назад
My favorite part from the original was the scene where they are asking for pilots. When Randy Quaid relates his story about being kidnapped by aliens and everyone rolls their eyes, as if there is no alien invasion happening right in front of their eyes.
@Jakethegoodman
@Jakethegoodman 2 года назад
Even with an Alien Invasion being abducted was still crazy. Thats how i always read it lol.
@jonnysupreme
@jonnysupreme 2 года назад
Always stuck in my mind aswell tbh 🤣
@arcticbadger1
@arcticbadger1 2 года назад
“The abused him......... *sexually* “ 😆👍
@shaunsteele8244
@shaunsteele8244 2 года назад
my favorite was Will Smith knocking an alien out with one punch, and then quipping "welcome ta 'erf"
@mrbouncelol
@mrbouncelol 2 года назад
@@shaunsteele8244 God damn that was cool. I miss one liners. It's like films actively avoid them these days even when they are warranted.
@paul9299
@paul9299 Год назад
The physics of a Roland Emmerich movie are always insane. It's almost like he's pandering to an crowd of toddlers who still are memorized by the stolen nose trick. Moonfall was the funniest thing ever, the man really turned a moon into a predatory beast that was selectively sucking up random objects with no foundation into the physics of it. Selective gravity is the shit 🤣
@alantasman8273
@alantasman8273 10 месяцев назад
Moonfall was even worse that ID 2
@billbombshiggy9254
@billbombshiggy9254 Год назад
That speech by the president was one of the best movie speeches ever.
@mlabuguen
@mlabuguen 2 года назад
This was the greatest movie theater experience I ever had. Literally the entire crowd was making fun of the movie and making comments through out the entirety of the film. Good times had by all
@bujharvard9313
@bujharvard9313 Год назад
I went to see Starship Troopers for the third time at a packed $2.50 theatre back in the day. We get to Dizzy's funeral scene, it's all quiet, the main guy says "Dizzy was my friend."...and with timing that would make the world's greatest comedian jealous, my buddy lets out the loudest, sharpest, juiciest sounding fart to ever explode from an anus. The whole theatre burst into laughter and kept laughing for like half a minute. Guys were hooting and whistling. It was pure magic.
@1RadicalDreamer
@1RadicalDreamer Год назад
@@bujharvard9313 🤣
@Odious_One
@Odious_One Год назад
Bad movies often create great experiences. Its just a shame that todays film critics, film makers and writers have no clue why and genuinely think its because they did a great job.
@654Crossman
@654Crossman Год назад
@@bujharvard9313 he should've stood up and took a bow. I would've. Lmfao
@bujharvard9313
@bujharvard9313 Год назад
@@654Crossman I think he was a little embarrassed because it fricken STANK too. We all had to marinate in it for the next 10 minutes while most of the theatre only enjoyed the fun part.
@ErwinSchrodinger64
@ErwinSchrodinger64 3 года назад
Yea, these aliens, by far, deserved to die because they didn't have antivirus software. They could traverse the universe, have a deep mathematical knowledge of the gravitational equations that govern the universe, could fold space, but because they didn't have Norton 360... they meet their demise.
@scottmantooth8785
@scottmantooth8785 3 года назад
*how do you say "DOH!!!" in their native alien tongue...that is assuming of course they even have anything remotely conforming to what we would assume or approximate an alien tongue would look like or even function as such without having an additional mouth filled with sharp pointy translucent teeth*
@ANobodyatall
@ANobodyatall 3 года назад
No, they died BECAUSE they had Norton 360 !
@Ascyltos
@Ascyltos 3 года назад
Didn't they literally spread the virus to the aliens by uploading it to "alien.mothership" or something?
@danijelujcic8644
@danijelujcic8644 3 года назад
and it happened before the serial bus became universal serial bus (how did he even know how to connect (and hack) in the first place when the alien tech was supposed to make 3 nm Threadrippers look like a kindergarten project ...)
@imthebestthingsinceslicedr5400
@imthebestthingsinceslicedr5400 3 года назад
Well the aliens couldnt help themselves. They got currious when they saw the pop up on their screen telling them theres a hot chick only 2 miles away from them needing some love.
@TheDaggwood
@TheDaggwood 8 месяцев назад
I like how the Aliens have extra slow lasers that appear to travel at less than 1% the speed of light.
@thisguy8106
@thisguy8106 Год назад
"USA..USA..!!" Critical just about killed me..😂😂😂
@brndnwilks
@brndnwilks 3 года назад
"Let's just redo the 90s, only terrible!" -- Hollywood, apparently
@stone-ageraccoon1157
@stone-ageraccoon1157 3 года назад
But the 90s were kind of terrible as they were.
@chatteyj
@chatteyj 3 года назад
I've just realised they haven't remade the towering inferno that classic 70s disaster movie which is surprising seeing as they have remade everything else even the Poseidon adventure.
@stone-ageraccoon1157
@stone-ageraccoon1157 3 года назад
@Big Al And more people living in densified "towers", plus the fact that Hollyweirdoes want to sell "densificatiion" and don't want anyone questioning whether it's actually a good idea to pack people into tall towers ...
@JulianSirian
@JulianSirian 3 года назад
Not to sound funny, but the CGI in the 90's were more better. Whilst there are 1-2 movies these days that have great CGI, they are not the majority (IMO) I still don't get that...
@monkeyrobotsinc.9875
@monkeyrobotsinc.9875 3 года назад
absolutely correct.
@MegaBanannaman
@MegaBanannaman 3 года назад
Probably the angriest "go away now" I have heard to date.
@MykeLewisMusic
@MykeLewisMusic 3 года назад
Honestly, it was more uplifting to hear than some of the sad ones we got during the summer. Drinker seems to be getting his fire back! 🤣
@shan4680
@shan4680 3 года назад
Oh, there's even angrier ones in the archives. Trust me on this one.
@Whiskey11Gaming
@Whiskey11Gaming 3 года назад
Member when the Drinker stopped saying it at the end of the video? Pepperidge Farm Members... It was a low point in the channel for sure....
@pitchforker3304
@pitchforker3304 3 года назад
Watch the Drinker's take on The Last Jedi before taking that to the bank
@onlinechaosgremlin
@onlinechaosgremlin 3 года назад
I remember a "leave me alone" to for top angryness.
@Freemelon07
@Freemelon07 Год назад
"Nah it'll be fine" in that super heavy Scottish accent is the best thing to ever make contact with my eardrums.
@surfrusty12
@surfrusty12 9 месяцев назад
The thing that always killed me about this movie was that the premise of it as presented in the trailers was actually intriguing and made sense. It has taken humanity decades to sort through the wreckage of these massive alien ships that they shot down (makes enough sense to me). And after years of sorting through alien technology and trying to figure out what it all is, they stumble upon an active beacon (makes enough sense to me). Naturally, they call David to investigate given that he brought down the aliens the first time and understands them better than anyone (makes enough sense to me). David analyzes the beacon and discovers that it’s sending an interstellar signal to the alien home world, and they’re about to be invaded again by an even bigger force (makes enough sense to me). That is a cool setup for a sequel. It had a chance to be good. They just horrendously botched the execution of it.
@nemanjajovanov
@nemanjajovanov 3 года назад
I love how the Drinker implied Will Smith declined the role because he doesn't do turds nowadays.
@dezznutz3743
@dezznutz3743 3 года назад
Its not that. Will Smith only does movies where he is the top name on the poster, credits, story, etc.
@bryanmanuel4945
@bryanmanuel4945 3 года назад
@@dezznutz3743 Most of the time atleast. Maybe because he wasn't the own star in his own marriage
@floydlooney6837
@floydlooney6837 3 года назад
Gun shy after AFTER EARTH?
@animeangel1983
@animeangel1983 3 года назад
No he wanted too much money for the role also he chose to do something worse instead of this...what was that post apocalyptic thing he did with the dog and wandering? *shows how forgettable it was* And that one bombed.
@brianmarson3427
@brianmarson3427 3 года назад
@@floydlooney6837 didn't he turn this down cos he was still filming after earth? I think I remember him saying he wanted to do it but was filming elswhere?
@jasonvaughn4886
@jasonvaughn4886 3 года назад
Roland Emmerich didn't wake up one day 20 years later and realized he needed a sequel; he woke up and realized he needed a paycheck
@shadowphoenix1696
@shadowphoenix1696 3 года назад
From what I understand it was that he been trying to get Stargate back to do his trilogy and the studio was like yeah you can do it but first you got to give us a sequel to independent day so he just slapped something together that he didn't really want to do and we got this shite which failed (rightfully so) so the studio was like fuck your trilogy were going to keep Stargate shelved.
@jasonvaughn4886
@jasonvaughn4886 3 года назад
@@shadowphoenix1696 That figures...typical Hollywood ! Can't say I'm too impressed with Emmerich's skills as a director, though, he's sort of Michael Bay's obnoxious little brother. Was Godzilla an (un)intentional comedy- who knows? To be fair, I didn't like the first Independence Day, even when it came out, but at least it's way more coherent than this crap !
@sciencecompliance235
@sciencecompliance235 3 года назад
That backyard could sure use an infinity pool.
@shadowphoenix1696
@shadowphoenix1696 3 года назад
@@jasonvaughn4886 yeah I agree Although I do like his early films like ID, Stargate film(94) and day after tomorrow. Yeah their dumb but I find them really fun. But his later stuff is absolute garbage and not fun.
@jasonvaughn4886
@jasonvaughn4886 3 года назад
@@shadowphoenix1696 Yes, Stargate is a very unique film with a great cast, and easily his best work, however his later stuff like the Day after Tomorrow, or 2012 are complete garbage
@andrewpetik2034
@andrewpetik2034 Год назад
'...giant space testicle...' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Mt.HoodGoodes
@Mt.HoodGoodes Год назад
Dear Drunkie, you are a marvel of truth! So refreshingly raw and real. I care not for fluffy, frivolous, small and morally corrupt attempts by the modern day writhing regime of Hollywood. Saying that is somewhat blasphemous as I’m from that part of the universe. I am a fan of you. 🙏I don’t care about spelling either.
@fazdoll
@fazdoll 3 года назад
U-S-A U-S-A sound so funny in a Scottish accent.
@GhostonGuitar
@GhostonGuitar 3 года назад
For real
@Chihiro-Kikuchi
@Chihiro-Kikuchi 3 года назад
That part had me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣
@kevinstrade2752
@kevinstrade2752 3 года назад
Hey...us Americans love Scotts!!!
@nationlessnationalist
@nationlessnationalist 3 года назад
It sounds funny in any accent.
@mattpons410
@mattpons410 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ElValuador
@ElValuador 3 года назад
“Jasmine giving up stripping to become a doctor for some reason”🤣
@sacrebleuthedeadlypokeofzo8566
@sacrebleuthedeadlypokeofzo8566 3 года назад
She suddenly realized halfway through a strip to Lil Wayne's "Lollipop" that as a Woman of Color(TM) in Current Year(TM) she was naturally really, really good at "the science" and enrolled in medical school the next day.
@stylesrj
@stylesrj 3 года назад
Wasn't there something in the first movie about her doing it to get through medical school? Or is that the story they all say for tips?
@barbiquearea
@barbiquearea 3 года назад
@@stylesrj Yeah in the first movie she was a stripper to pay for her school fees.
@denisl2760
@denisl2760 3 года назад
@@barbiquearea Women of Color(TM) in Current Year(TM) don't have to pay school fees though...
@mactire6045
@mactire6045 3 года назад
Tatiana took her job at the strip club. She needed to move on.
@ashwinramesh7538
@ashwinramesh7538 Год назад
12:15 anyways, the queen grabs the testicle 😂😂
@rockndoc883
@rockndoc883 Год назад
Great review as always! One of the things that bothered me about this remake was the first movie had an almost “tongue in cheek“ script with larger than life characters and loving homage paid to prior science-fiction films with lines and scenes taken from the 1953 version of war of the worlds, ideas, and scenes from Aliens and the amazing special effects done in the first movie with miniatures and pyrotechnics still look better than most of the CGI effects that we are bombarded with constantly nowadays. Also, I was wondering can Tatiana fire a handgun like that? Just asking
@colinclement2752
@colinclement2752 3 года назад
No stripper in the entire history of strippers who's still stripping at 30 has ever, EVER become a medical doctor
@JulianSirian
@JulianSirian 3 года назад
I know someone who was a webcam girl, who is now a nurse... Just saying, it's plausible.
@Abbandoneer
@Abbandoneer 3 года назад
@@JulianSirian doing nurse role-playing for her onlyfans isn't called being a qualified nurse
@PepitoTheBiggestCatintheWorld
@PepitoTheBiggestCatintheWorld 3 года назад
@@JulianSirian nurses=doctors now?
@carleynorthcoast1915
@carleynorthcoast1915 3 года назад
Hollywood always uses the MD badge to legitimize characters
@nicholashernandez4611
@nicholashernandez4611 3 года назад
Colin, the girlfriend/fiancé in the movie Big Daddy was a hooters girl that went through medical school. I think she became a doctor, it was literally one of the running gags of the movie. Dumb funny, don’t watch it if you like Frazier.
@chloefletcher9612
@chloefletcher9612 3 года назад
"Dumb as a bag of Rian Johnsons". Pure gold.
@austindemomichael
@austindemomichael 3 года назад
Wasn't he the one who made Knives Out. That was a brilliant film.
@snusemcgoose1001
@snusemcgoose1001 3 года назад
@@austindemomichael And the nazis invented incredible weaponry during ww2, doesn’t mean he didn’t still kill Star Wars
@yourmum69_420
@yourmum69_420 3 года назад
I liked the line "charismatic as a 2 piece stage show featuring cheese larson and soapy turner"
@LAQC1992
@LAQC1992 3 года назад
@@austindemomichael he also directed Ozymandias from Breaking Bad
@J.S.3259
@J.S.3259 3 года назад
Jesus, STAR WARS died after 1983. Get over it. Watch new films. Read a book. Grow the fuck up already
@tinkertaylor4447
@tinkertaylor4447 7 месяцев назад
Most people don’t get ID2. It’s the middle movie in a trilogy. If you watch it again you will see it introduces a new alien species and ends with a plan to take the fight to the enemy. I would love to see an ID3.
@Chris69Hardy
@Chris69Hardy 10 месяцев назад
thanks for the entertaining content and relatable reviews. "if there are any ladies watching and can verify this, send me your video evidence" damn funny bro
@thoughtcriminal9247
@thoughtcriminal9247 3 года назад
How do we know when a movie is extremely awful? When a jiggling boob scene attracts more attention than the entire movie to the point of even noticing it. 12:44
@scottmantooth8785
@scottmantooth8785 3 года назад
*don't remember their being a trampoline in the movie that promoted the aforementioned extracurricular animation of unfettered cleavage...must have been when i went for more popcorn*
@brolee6830
@brolee6830 3 года назад
IDK. For me it was pronunciation 3:57 - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-4-ohJ6oXGkI.html
@DonVigaDeFierro
@DonVigaDeFierro 3 года назад
Yeah, I'm going to need some visual evidence that supports your claim...
@thoughtcriminal9247
@thoughtcriminal9247 3 года назад
@@DonVigaDeFierro I previously posted 12:44. Looks like the Foogle police deleted it.
@barbiquearea
@barbiquearea 3 года назад
It think she was having a muscle spasm.
@yankees512417
@yankees512417 3 года назад
This came out when I was working at a movie theater, we could see movies there for free and I wanted to see everything that came out so that I could help inform customers about them. I saw this movie for free and still wanted my money back.
@sagarsudhirganu8735
@sagarsudhirganu8735 3 года назад
😆😆😆
@wtywatoad
@wtywatoad 3 года назад
Too bad you cant sue to be compensated for the time lost in life spent watching this garbage like this.
@gmualum08
@gmualum08 3 года назад
You should've been around in the early 90's for the original, man that movie was awesome and original. Remember back when artists had the freedom to be imaginative rather than check off diversity boxes?
@TheAllMightyGodofCod
@TheAllMightyGodofCod 3 года назад
I know that feeling! I remember watching for free some stupid movie about a kid being cloned and wanting my money back or watching Marvel's The Offender's: Age of Ultron for almost zero and feeling it was far to expensive.
@jsplayn6205
@jsplayn6205 3 года назад
Worthy of a popcorn throw
@billballbuster7186
@billballbuster7186 Год назад
I found the first movie totally unbelievable, a super advanced alien race destroyed by a computer virus.
@setcheck67
@setcheck67 Год назад
To be fair I remember pretty clearly that the aliens had hijacked into earth's telecommunications in order to learn what was the most important places on earth. In order for their operating system to be able to even understand the telecom of earth's data packets it would need to be compatible with the instruction set. Once that compatibility is in application then it means vulnerabilities exist... The only alternative here is that the aliens used some kind of virtual closed off operating system and I feel like that's not something I would think about if I was them to be honest. We have to remember here that in order to even inject the computer virus they had to enter the mothership, which required using one of the aliens own ships to even pull that off. I could definitely imagine the general talking to a subordinate, "Sir what if we get a virus from interfacing with the xeno scum technology?" "What a stupid question! The only way we could get a virus is if it's applied inside the ship".
@Grover91
@Grover91 11 месяцев назад
Back then people thought computer viruses would destroy the entire world, so they were the "in thing" for super weapons.😂
@daethalion1725
@daethalion1725 19 дней назад
I still remember when I first saw the trailer for this movie, that first line that said, "We always knew they'd be back". And like that they lost me, because they couldn't even get out the gate without massively retconning the original film. So glad I skipped out on this mess.
@chairmanwario
@chairmanwario 3 года назад
5:05 "Chinese government officials are highly trained, efficient, and deeply concerned with protecting human lives." *cue picture of Chinese re-education camp*
@fobbitoperator3620
@fobbitoperator3620 3 года назад
*Chinese organ farming internment camp
@wtfftw3000
@wtfftw3000 3 года назад
Sounds like communist propaganda to me
@IronFreakV
@IronFreakV 3 года назад
Highly trained and efficient? Probably. Deeply concerned with human lives? Probably not.
@SangerZonvolt
@SangerZonvolt 3 года назад
Chinese official: "We care deeply for all humans. We just dont consider those beings in the camps as human."
@davewestner
@davewestner 3 года назад
this was definitely the funniest part of this review. Also a bit sad
@lordkrythic6246
@lordkrythic6246 3 года назад
You have to think, when they wrote the script for this, someone honestly wrote in "The Queen chases a school bus at the end", and then stepped back, looked at what they had written, and said to themselves: "Yeah, that's good. Everyone will like that; it's not dumb at all."
@MegaCrocosaurus92
@MegaCrocosaurus92 3 года назад
And just when you thought Zilla chasing a taxi was dumb haha.
@panchigancedo6247
@panchigancedo6247 3 года назад
Truth
@konradcurze939
@konradcurze939 3 года назад
And then multiple people read it nodded along then shot the scene...in defiance of logic and reason
@famenotclout1103
@famenotclout1103 3 года назад
or the " lets kick some serious alien ass" no one thought that was cringe.
@jonkozenko9230
@jonkozenko9230 8 месяцев назад
What's actually sad is that there are little ideas that could have been cool in a smarter movie, like Earthlings waking up and drawing the same image as each other, or a ruined world rebuilt better than ever by incorporating salvaged technology from the aliens that tried to wipe you out.. Too bad these were wasted in a movie where the other 97% is so incredibly stupid
@mohsdef
@mohsdef 3 года назад
Some films should just be left alone, no sequels.
@goblinbabe
@goblinbabe 3 года назад
They’ll never stop. I’m just hoping the people who make these movies dies before my favorite film gets remade.
@yourfatboy5359
@yourfatboy5359 3 года назад
Some things should just die.... Predator robocop aliens terminator animated cartoons that turn into live action also the amazing spiderman (why on earth did they make a sequel to something that is completed.....i mean the film could've been a success if sony and avi rad didn't come up)
@solokom
@solokom 3 года назад
_Gladiator 2 has left the chat_
@gabrielswayze4506
@gabrielswayze4506 2 года назад
@@solokom Again that feeling that they are gonna fuck up again trying to make a secuel.
@ThiagoConsolaro
@ThiagoConsolaro 2 года назад
specially the bad ones
@harrisoncora4259
@harrisoncora4259 3 года назад
Rule of thumb: If a Classic movie from 20+ years ago gets a sequel, it’s going to have the dumbest decisions ever.
@TheForbiddenOne55
@TheForbiddenOne55 3 года назад
I guess the only exception to the rule was Blade Runner 2049. People seemed to love the hell out of that one
@harrisoncora4259
@harrisoncora4259 3 года назад
@@TheForbiddenOne55 maybe because that’s the only movie made by competent movie makers.
@jasonwillhardt3368
@jasonwillhardt3368 3 года назад
Top gun: Maverick is looking good. If it ever gets released...
@comancostin4623
@comancostin4623 3 года назад
Except for Cobra Kai..yes.
@waltercomunello121
@waltercomunello121 3 года назад
it's 2020. Prety much all of mankind has gone dumb by now.
@groovejet77
@groovejet77 7 месяцев назад
Holy shit I was halfway through your description then I realised I have actually seen it but COMPLETELY forgot!
@jeffm3872
@jeffm3872 3 месяца назад
Yo, drinker. We need this guy back. Don't be the sequels. The sludge doesn't need to flow. Love ya, mate. Think of your legacy.
@saiyancurseultimate9402
@saiyancurseultimate9402 3 года назад
This is before jada pinkett smith had an entanglement with an alien
@ajdean1322
@ajdean1322 3 года назад
lol thats too good
@dezznutz3743
@dezznutz3743 3 года назад
But AFTER she entangled with a demon
@bryanmanuel4945
@bryanmanuel4945 3 года назад
Man these jokes are killing me more then my kidneys
@calebwinfield1403
@calebwinfield1403 3 года назад
Would you mind explaining the joke please
@Enzo-gw7zf
@Enzo-gw7zf 3 года назад
@@calebwinfield1403 same i don't get it
@JonnyRichter88
@JonnyRichter88 3 года назад
"Look at this fucking discount Chris Hemsworth" -Is literally Chris's little brother lololol
@billymabum3514
@billymabum3514 2 года назад
Duh
@alexreyes7237
@alexreyes7237 2 года назад
That’s the joke buddy....
@JonnyRichter88
@JonnyRichter88 2 года назад
@@alexreyes7237 Yes that’s why I’m laughing at it, pal.
@billymabum3514
@billymabum3514 2 года назад
@@JonnyRichter88 so why are you explaining the joke
@JonnyRichter88
@JonnyRichter88 2 года назад
@@billymabum3514 To show my appreciation for the joke. I would ask why it bothers you but I really could not care less.
@SourRobo8364
@SourRobo8364 Год назад
Can't believe A-Train became a pilot after his time with The Seven.
@grammernotzi
@grammernotzi Год назад
I currently have a cracked rib and probably shouldn't have watched this video because everytime you made me laugh the pain was intense!
@6364LEGACY
@6364LEGACY 3 года назад
The Critical Drinker will no go quietly into the night! He will not vanish without a fight. He's going to critique! He's going to drink on!
@RuddsReels
@RuddsReels 3 года назад
lol! Nice!
@intr0vertig0
@intr0vertig0 3 года назад
"Today, we celebrate-" Tyrion vomits.
@TommyCeltic
@TommyCeltic 3 года назад
Today is I'm too hungover to go to AA" day
@briant7652
@briant7652 3 года назад
I understand they want to make money, but they can make a jerry bruckheimer type movie that’s fun to watch. Why even bother making this piece of shit? A lot of work and money went into making it. Make something worthwhile.
@hariman7727
@hariman7727 3 года назад
"Today... is everclear day!"
@Fishpasta4
@Fishpasta4 3 года назад
Mother ship in 1st film - the size of a city. Mother ship in 2nd film - size of half the planet. Mother ship in 3rd film - discount death star.
@Maniac742
@Maniac742 3 года назад
Discount Guren Lagann, throwing galaxies at us.
@a.barnard3205
@a.barnard3205 3 года назад
What "Third Film"?
@Xegethra
@Xegethra 3 года назад
@@a.barnard3205 The joke is that if there's a next film, it'll be a bigger mothership again.
@santoslittlehelper06
@santoslittlehelper06 3 года назад
The Death Star was only about 100 miles diameter. It was maybe as big as ten of the city destroyer ships in ID4.
@chasejones4189
@chasejones4189 3 года назад
Plot twist mothership in 3rd movie is the size of a dinner plate, Aliens adapt to nanotechnology, and slowly eat the planet over 1 million years.That sounds better than this popcorn garbage
@michaelvarcolac7296
@michaelvarcolac7296 Год назад
"Discount Chris Hemsworth" LOL!
@thehapa
@thehapa 11 месяцев назад
These reviews are always ON POINT. Excellent analysis. Cheers
@AdonanS
@AdonanS 3 года назад
Given how advanced the alien civilization appears to be, they would be harvesting energy from stars, or even black holes, not molten cores.
@tremor230
@tremor230 3 года назад
Xyplt-tek, Alien Scientist: "I mean, we COULD use a star's core so to not have to fight the locals on the planet we are harvesting...But like that is not as fun. " Thxlikpa, Alien General: "Neat."
@elpretender1357
@elpretender1357 3 года назад
The fun part about that is that if they extinct stars we humans would take an eternity to realize a sngle one of them dissapeared.
@naamadossantossilva4736
@naamadossantossilva4736 3 года назад
C'mon,it's not like the smallest star has 20.000 earth masses or anything.
@AdonanS
@AdonanS 3 года назад
@John Galt Gardeners to the stars...I like the sound of that.
@AdonanS
@AdonanS 3 года назад
@@naamadossantossilva4736 Oh, I didn't realize that was sarcasm. The mass of the sun wouldn't make a difference when it comes to harvesting the energy it provides. Dyson Spheres simply use a large number of satellites to harvest most of that energy, and that's only a theoretical prototype.
@jcece5270
@jcece5270 Год назад
The boob jiggle is called “animation deformity”. It’s when you have a breast implant placed under the muscle, and it moves any time the pectoralis is contracted. It’s an undesirable outcome for breast augmentation, and I’m surprised they’d allow that to make it into the movie
@Johanyohann
@Johanyohann 10 месяцев назад
Hmm interesting
@kirkjameson5721
@kirkjameson5721 10 месяцев назад
Feck that. I still want to see all the video evidence that the critical drinker received 😂
@Winterascent
@Winterascent 10 месяцев назад
It happens at 12:44 if you want to see it.
@Dowlphin
@Dowlphin 9 месяцев назад
Couldn't it also just be the female version of the male thing that bodybuilders like to do?
@kpec3
@kpec3 8 месяцев назад
Yeah but implants are supposed to go under the muscle, right?
@crazymarkiplierfan
@crazymarkiplierfan Год назад
I remember watching this at some point.. I think? I completely forgot it existed, I’m glad I was reminded of the most forgettable movie I’ve ever seen.
@WillCamx
@WillCamx 4 дня назад
Actually Winston Churchill planned to be onboard HMS Belfast at the D Day landings against the advice of his staff and General Eisenhower. Eventually they got King George VI to tell him that if he did then he was going to be on HMS Belfast too. Churchill reluctantly agreed not to go rather than risk the King.
@openg739
@openg739 3 года назад
The aliens have tech involving energy weapons, energy shields, and space/ fold abilities. And, the ability to harvest a molten core from a planet. Why do they still use a regular drill?
@mrillis9259
@mrillis9259 3 года назад
It seems the death Star was the most likely space machine for harvesting planets an their populations. I liked the low energy shot used in Rogue One. This would be effective. Why enter the atmosphere at all? Couldn't a pipe enter the atmosphere an burn up all the planets oxygen? It's only 2% or so lower oxygen an we are all fed.
@AscendantStoic
@AscendantStoic 3 года назад
I was under the impression they are using a powerful energy beam to drill down into the core of the Earth, similar to the beam weapon used in the first movie to blow up the White House.
@kevinpittman2517
@kevinpittman2517 3 года назад
@@mrillis9259 agreed there were poor tactical decisions made all over the place for a supposed race so advanced they were unbeatable in the entire galaxy that a bunch of apes with projectile weapons were able to outwit them... landing on the planet with their MS was dumb as hell... hell they didnt need an infantry or a fighter squadrun either... our biosphere like u said is so fragile that infecting it or destroying our oxygen would wipe all life out... guess that doesnt make for a good movie longer than one scene for them to wipe us all out in an instant.. shit just throw a city sized rock at us... its killed life here already 5 times.... and its come back... so yeah..... toss a rock at us lol.
@mrillis9259
@mrillis9259 3 года назад
@@kevinpittman2517 as far as I can tell they themselves must have been forced from their home system for being so stupid.
@Burt1038
@Burt1038 3 года назад
Because they were on sale at Space Depot.
@dentheman1797
@dentheman1797 3 года назад
I love how the the alien shields can resist a nuke in the first film, a nuke in the second film, but when the plot requires it, the queens shield gets destroyed by some aircraft guns.
@shinmusashi44
@shinmusashi44 3 года назад
The "aircraft" shot energy weapons designed to work against those shields.
@2percentright
@2percentright 3 года назад
I'm more amused by the fact they actually had a line close to "shot it in her weak point for massive damage!"
@MrPtrgun
@MrPtrgun Год назад
I am very happy to have found this channel. He is very funny and maybe more important is he has been right every time !!!
@weenieroastpyro5497
@weenieroastpyro5497 Год назад
I saw this in the theater and walked away with the same feeling....not being able to process what I just saw.
@dublinoseven3279
@dublinoseven3279 3 года назад
Spiner’s character didn’t even ask why, after 20 years, his hair is the same length!
@scottmantooth8785
@scottmantooth8785 3 года назад
*would have looked weird without the ZZ-Top beard to do with it or the bushy mentat quality eyebrows*
@danijelujcic8644
@danijelujcic8644 3 года назад
I probaby wouldn't do that IRL. If anyone cared about me, I'd hopefully avoid the Jumanji "what year is it" look.
@sharonspears-mandeville2369
@sharonspears-mandeville2369 3 года назад
Danijel Ujčič maybe someone let him go to the hairdresser to get his ends trimmed after he woke up/recovered?
@huoshewu
@huoshewu 3 года назад
I thought they mentioned his SO doing the trimming while he was out. And watering the plants. I vaguely remember that when the death scene was happening.
@mytech6779
@mytech6779 3 года назад
You don't need to be awake for a haircut. Anybody that had a sibling rivalry knows that.
@tjfrye11
@tjfrye11 3 года назад
i'm surprised nobody's talked about the girl doing the chest pop thing... drinker still needs to confirm it's existence
@sweet-sourchicken8610
@sweet-sourchicken8610 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ughUucQq9ys.html
@smoothysmooth4685
@smoothysmooth4685 3 года назад
@@sweet-sourchicken8610 very nice
@Xegethra
@Xegethra 3 года назад
That's cool. People can move all sorts of muscles. Other guys can move their chests too, I can't...can't even do my ears.
@jakebennett4307
@jakebennett4307 3 года назад
It's the same as flexing your pec for guys. She must be pretty strong! Had a friend with big tits that would do pushups to improve their shape.
@KrillLiberator
@KrillLiberator 3 года назад
@@jakebennett4307 Yeah, everyone needs a fit friend with really humungous GG boobs that can flex them; it's cool and endlessly fascinating... could. watch. for. hours.
@krsmax82
@krsmax82 9 месяцев назад
That Toilet Duck line comes out of fucking nowhere and makes me laugh my fucking lungs out. God that’s funny.
@jakeherter
@jakeherter 8 месяцев назад
I watch the first movie over a hundred times as a child and didn't even understand the plot hole of a human virus infecting an alien computer, it was perfect. Then this.
@cameronsmith9448
@cameronsmith9448 3 года назад
“Dumb as a bag of Ryan Johnsons” hahaha nice that one subverted my expectations
@Bluecloudprod
@Bluecloudprod 3 года назад
Truly a Legendary Burn...
@och70
@och70 3 года назад
That bag must be massive to hold such a tremendous amount of dumbness.
@mikespectre4153
@mikespectre4153 3 года назад
Independence day was one of me and my childhood friends favorite movies. As the years went on we grew apart. Then when the sequel came out he hit me up on Facebook to watch the sequel. Once the movie was over and my friend said it was genuinely good, it was then I realized that one of my best friends was a complete idiot
@HeavyMetalKelpie
@HeavyMetalKelpie 3 года назад
Man that sucks
@dancastle4480
@dancastle4480 3 года назад
He meant the experience hanging out with old friends was good.
@SFTaYZa
@SFTaYZa 3 года назад
It happens
@theflashgordon193
@theflashgordon193 3 года назад
@@dancastle4480 I hope you right
@chribel1
@chribel1 3 года назад
After I saw the movie with some of my family members I apologized suggesting this movie but they didn’t mind how bad it was but I couldn’t help but apologize.
@michaelihnen4384
@michaelihnen4384 7 месяцев назад
sometimes, i swear, all you need to hear to understand what the drinker thinks is to hear how he says "Go away now." he just packs so much emotion into it when he's sad, or angry, or tired, even contentment fits into the phrase sometimes.
@opensprit
@opensprit Год назад
4:10 LOL Yes! The best thing you can say about Jeff Goldblum is that at least he's not Nicolas Cage. Although, he's been playing Comically exaggerated Jeff Goldblum for at least 30 years, if not 40.
@Tfaonc
@Tfaonc 3 года назад
"Panderin' in Mandarin is Tight!" - Ryan George
@hulmhochberg8129
@hulmhochberg8129 3 года назад
"So, you have a RU-vid comment for me?! "
@luisaleman9512
@luisaleman9512 3 года назад
@Mr. Perfect Cell A guy everyone seems to love, that carries a channel everyone hates on his back
@danyknight9107
@danyknight9107 3 года назад
Yeah, yeah, yeah
@lunch7735
@lunch7735 3 года назад
wow wow wow wow wow
@denispalliano
@denispalliano 3 года назад
I see you're a man of culture as well!
@AkuTenshiiZero
@AkuTenshiiZero 2 года назад
Honestly if I can give this movie credit for one thing, it's that they reverse-engineered the alien technology. Seriously, I can't think of any other sci-fi movies where after blowing up the Big Alien Bad, people actually picked up the debris and said "Hey, let's use this shit."
@YaBoiZackbannedmefordissent
@YaBoiZackbannedmefordissent 2 года назад
Isn't that the Vulture's whole business model in Spider-Man Homecoming?
@luisvelez1952
@luisvelez1952 Год назад
Your right, it’s kind of strange that in the Predator sequels the humans have not reverse-engineered the technology that Predator has left behind after a brutal fight that he lost in the first and second movies.
@elaguajdo
@elaguajdo Год назад
@@luisvelez1952 I'm pretty sure that in Predator 2 they actually did have some tech based on what they found after Arnie's fight in Predator 1 or, at the least, they had analyzed it but ... yeah there would be a department set up for that for sure.
@russmitchellmovement
@russmitchellmovement Год назад
I LOVED that. Unlike the MCU where there's alien shit EVERYWHERE but absolutely none of it percolates anywhere, because OBVIOUSLY the superheroes and villains are the only people with any actual agency. It's a very SMART movie in some ways...just overshadowed by how hilariously DUMB it is in others, much like the original (which is super-dumb, too).
@darthmeow1370
@darthmeow1370 Год назад
@@luisvelez1952 In the first one there was nothing left, the alien blew itself up with the equivalent of a small tactical nuke --presumably to prevent that very thing from happening.
@BackThatSassUp
@BackThatSassUp Месяц назад
“That would be like Churchill and Roosevelt storming the beaches on D-Day” Even more ridiculous when you remember FDR was in a wheelchair. Not a great plan!
@ttprophet
@ttprophet Год назад
this is the prophet, once again reminding editors to make bar and tone censor gags at a lower decibel as to not wake my entire neighborhood with full range tone censor at -0db. plz and thx!
@Indigo_Gaming
@Indigo_Gaming 3 года назад
No joke, they brought on Christopher Weaver, the founder of Bethesda Softworks, as their computer consultant for Independence Day. I doubt they took much of his input for the film, but supposedly Jeff Goldblum's character is inspired by Chris. And perhaps that explains a lot about Bethesda's err... History with broken technology.
@sodaftpm185
@sodaftpm185 3 года назад
And now Bethesda is bought by Microsoft...
@eleventhprimarch5303
@eleventhprimarch5303 3 года назад
No. It's Bethesda. It's not shit, it's a feature!
@DIEGhostfish
@DIEGhostfish 3 года назад
Weaver has had less and less of a role since he sold all his stuff and took a bailout from Altman to save Bethesda by making Zenimax I thought. With a lot of the bugginess starting after that. (Then again I never played OG daggerfall or their old Terminator games so I can't be sure)
@bonchidude
@bonchidude 3 года назад
After getting stung badly by that really dumb movie called Battle LA, I was watching Battleship and thought, this is even dumber than Battle LA, and walked out after seeing like 1/5th of the movie and watch another movie instead. I saved my sanity, my time and my money.
@UNSCPILOT
@UNSCPILOT 3 года назад
That actually adds another level of hilarity for me, and I already enjoyed the first movie, and dumb as it is, as a mindless action movie with decent effects, it's still watchable and I don't cringe into oblivion just trying to watch it... unlike some movies of late
@G0LD3NF1RE
@G0LD3NF1RE 3 года назад
The Jeff Goldblum playing a exaggerated caricature of himself for the last 20 years comment is so true. Getting type-casted sadly happens to alot of great well known actors cause the audience get drawn in cause because they like the personality of the actor, so it's hard for them to get roles that challenge the audiences conception of the actor.
@adamkalb1
@adamkalb1 3 года назад
In Michelle Rodriguez's case, she actually likes being typecast as tough chicks, and she likes playing female characters who have a very active role in the story. For R. Lee Ermey and Danny Trejo, they keep getting typecast as one thing because it was the occupation they had in real life and they aren't a very versatile actor themselves. October 21, 2020, 11:21pm
@G0LD3NF1RE
@G0LD3NF1RE 3 года назад
@@adamkalb1 That's good for them. I've heard most actors really dislike getting typecast since it hinders a lot of opportunities. But anyway my main point really wasn't if they like it or not it's more about it sometimes really being bad. Like with Jeff here, he just does exactly the same stuff he always does with seemingly no complexity or much thought going into it, just the same mannerisms and character personality each time. This doesn't mean it's always as bad as this thought. Right now I'm watching Curb Your Enthusiasm and Larry David as Larry David is just fantastic, much more complex and interesting a character so even if you've seen him doing the character so many times he still nails it, and it always feels like a character and doesn't feel like the the actor just showed up and was told to just be himself like there's not any meat to his character on its own and Jeff's personality is the only thing when they try to sell the character to us as a audience.
@ChristopherM720
@ChristopherM720 7 месяцев назад
I watched this movie on a plane, and they only thing I can recall is Judd Hirsch driving a bus. Nothing else stuck. And I actually thought I imagined that ridiculous bus scene. This may be the worst movie since Mars Attacks. And that it took hundreds of millions to make something so awful is awe inspiring. Toilet Duck must have been pumped into the water fountains.
@luiscoelho77
@luiscoelho77 Год назад
The wife of Will Smith (in this history) said on the first movie that she wanted to study medicine so she went on the strip for making money. Well, that work out. One of the few things that this movie is ok, the background of this character. Good for them.
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