India Today Conclave 2024: Viral from Israel-Gaza War Stinging Comic Commentary By Egyptian Comedian 

Dr Bassem Youssef is not a brain surgeon for nothing.

He was a trained cardiologist before going into satire!

Right

When one has an in depth knowledge of the subject one does not need a script.

He’s reading off a teleprompter, he’s an excellent orator and writer but no one memorises a speech like this!

Lol just ask an average Isreali how much they love an idol worshiper

​@@doometernal9427They don't. But they did support us in our wars. That is something a snake like you will never understand.

@@doometernal9427😂

​@@doometernal9427 you are anty Semitic 😅

Israel surely loves Indians for now while they are proving useful to them, atleast on the government level.

Actually comedian suit when they make jokes🤡 Not lecture on mic😎

And one more things babar always be invaders 💩 Not like a shivaji moharaj🚩 Aykat me roho beta😂🤣🤣🤣

​@@pluto07624he is more educated than ur whole family's existence

@@heisenberg2984 do you know about of my family? My family was not a comedian 😎 My mom is teacher and my dad is a doctors... I think you should understand who is respectable 😉

You know what he by himself is a cardiologist and did his duty in Egypt for several years but to show the world the true face of media come out to be a intellectual comedian rather then a doctor. There is millions of doctor but not true influencer.

This is not shocking this is still left over democracy of India.

​@@manjurekhuda7156 Modi and RSS and Hindutva are Same As the Zionists

Ask I hear from Bassam is bullshit

Because he talks more about Western propaganda and double standards that lectures brown people like India. So this, in a way, feeds into BJP/RSS propaganda where they don't like to be lectured despite them doing the same atrocities of white people 🤔

but we bjp supporters dont like demracy, created by congress in 1947. we dont feel insulted because WE ARE TOO GOOD in facism. never apologise for being too good

F knows why . But a lot of Indians love the English

Hey India is Israel part 2 They are very raciest and apartheid towards their own Muslim citizen!!

It's called Stockholm syndrome

@@NMWiZZ 8 % is a he'll of a lot of indians

Did you know that many people in certain parts of the world aspire to have fair skin like Caucasians? 😮 It's quite common in countries like India, where even the Bollywood actresses have lighter skin tones than people from Norway descendants of the Vikings 🎬 Pure hypocrisy. Be a choco 💬 #skincare #beauty #diversity #inclusion #debate #Bollywood

When ignorant people believe in something especially learned from someone else (like a media or person... Not study by themselves) you can't change their mind at all even you show them the truth..!

Yes the whole world knows the islamophobia going on in india..

Lol😂

keep it to yourself. indians give a damn to others views. they know what is good for them.

Don't judge india by noticing who are clapping in the room

​@shalimar1792 we are not Islamophobe, we Indians love all across their race, color and religion The Tibetans who were persecuted by the Chinese Mao...we gave our helping hands, when the whole world looked otherway, we Indians also gave the persecuted east Pakistanis ( bengali)shelter from the persecution of urdu speaking pathan Pakistanis in 1971 We gave shelter to both the Hindus and Muslims & Buddhists Muslims in India are safer and proud Indians ( barring a few jihadists) and we had the most loved & respected president, a Muslim by religion and a bright son of mother India ( Dr Abdul Kalam) Parsis who were Iranians but zorastrian when persecuted by Muslims there came here and they are now a bunch of people who make us so proud eg Sam bahadur Maneckshaw, Jamshedji Tata, Ratan Tata...whose philanthropy is beyond doubt So for a few hindutwa hawks don't vilify us as fascits We are the most welcoming hosts worldwide The jews here are unmolested, whereas every other 《 developed countries 》, hounded and persecuted them prior to formation of Israel. The jews though few in numbers are as safe as we all are in my beloved country

Dayum! Is Indian fed Propaganda and Indoctrination that bad!? That you finally realized 😆 😆 😆

we need more people like you who are human enough to see the truth and change their view b ecause at the end of the day we are all humans we all bleed red

Sir now that you know the truth please it's a humble request try to spread this truth as much as you can, and educate people about what tyranny and cruelty has been inflicted on the Palestinians since the last 76 years.

Hahaha! To whoever thinks he is gonna share 😆 😆 😆 😆 just saying. This truth has been around since day one but he just realized 😆 that means buddy never did any investigation and nor would he ever pass this information. He just gonna take it to his grave. If it personally ever bothered him, he would've been known

​@@zeeshawn15 Ah the irony.

Indians got a massive awakening after seeing how they lost face for supporting zionists and how zionists also look down upon them despite Indians supporting them.

it is true... some lurks into other comments, but do not seem cared by others though

He spoke in English... Most of keyboard warriors aint fluent

Most of them don't know English

Because there is no subtitles other than English they need time to translate it in their own language... Education is important for that reason...🤔🤔

😂 Ya he might later

That's exactly what I wanted to say

who cares. these are the very people who have no balls to confront Hamas and other islamic radicals.

Don't be a hypocrite.

This is the reason why this video won't go viral. Bassem is doing 5M views on average, but this one won't go far because the BJP IT Cell will ensure it doesn't. They don't want people drawing parallels to Modi and his government. You know people think in a country with freedom of speech, everything is open; but the reality is governments control their mass and social media and know exactly how to manipulate algorithms to ensure something does not become popular. The BJP IT cell has been doing this really well for the last decade, hence why most of Indian mass/social media is just a brainwashing exercise. Case in point, a noteworthy, hilarious and eloquent conversation such as this won't get many views; but get some brainless media manipulator to spew hatred against a community and it will generate a million views instantly.

I thought so to🎉

Question about Putin was well managed. Saved skin of Right wing fan of their Chief. Audience didn't make any allegorical Q about our Hon. PM. Backoffice managed Qs!?

Lies, lies and more lies are being fed like a staple food everyday.

Can someone name a lie? Which lies? Hamas captured in rafah hospitals is a lie? Palistineans mistakenly bombing Al-Ahli Arab Hospital and blaming Israel?

He hates the British too!

He's very true! Great job!

600 years of Islamic occupation & colonization of India with slavery and Bassem does not mention it once. harps about Churchill & white people instead.

😂😂😂

Lol so true 👍

RSS BJP supporters

India was one of the first countries to recognise free Palestine.

Not a single Israel loving Modi supporter in the audience . I’m surprised how they even let him in the airport 😂

A pity that India Today does not follow in Bassem"s footsteps.

​@@jasonj778but fun fact most of the people sitting in audience will vote for BJP.

He only made the country better no? India is becoming a superpower.

They might be thinking we made a mistake calling him 😂

This comedian makes more sense than most religious leaders.

of course, he was a heart surgeon

Like 👍 your comment

Oh really SubhanAllah Alhamdhulillah Allahu Akbar ❤

Beautiful country with diverse people...

money

🤣🤣

Exactly! So many of his references were almost targeting ruling party.. BJP philosophy

THIS WAS DIRECTED TO MODI...🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why?

India Today is not what one calls a news org .

Racist 😂😂😂

Yes I was 😮shocked!!

Don't get your hopes so high

They are now regretting it. Bassem's speech has made many uncomfortable. 😄

Jon Stewart not Piers Morgan. They are best friends.

​@@besam they mean the most recent viral interview with Piers after 7th October that made Bassem much known to rest of the world.

It was one of greatest shows

Lol when racist Islamophobia backfires in your face

Punching air...

Rateing my dear

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_massacres_in_Ottoman_Syria For your edification

India support ISRAEL because Israel supported India in 1999 kargil war. We have no sympathy for Hamas terrorists for looting the people of gaza and building tunnel infra underneath to fight with Israel. Same thing Pakistan did with India in past.

Agreed... Lekin ye sare kutte ki dum hai.. nahi sudhregenge...

True 😂

​@@ViharSThe only person who's crying out loud here is you kiddo 😂😂

​​@@ViharSthere's no radical Islam. There's just Islam. You can stand up against Islam as much as you want. Even if the whole world stands against Islam, you will not be able to defeat it.

Yeah the worst of people teaching the most peaceful of all people (Hindus) on how to be respectful? What an irony.

😂😂😂

Modi is a vile fascist just like Netanyahu!

Exactly, was thinking the same😅

He wouldn't understand most of it and laugh along with audience.

Bingo..my question ❓

how can she slap???!?!

Hopefully, the invite is not regretted 😅

I bet the invitee is fired already 😂

exactly 👍

Good Notice, u hv Great sense

most of the India's ruling elite are Islamophobe and that is why they all support Israel❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Good 👍

Dr. Bassim *

Bullshit artist

It's called the Stockholm Syndrome.

Yes we do love Israel. But only because they are rich and powerful. Same reason we have to listen to Bassem. We love money and power and proximity to the establishment that brings both. And that power has used hating Muslims go get there and stay there. So it can get complicated and uncomfortable 😂

@@DissPleb I can't believe how fkd-up your moral, your humanity, your values, your cultural identity, and your common sense have to be to think like this...🤢

@@DissPleb I can't imagine how fkdp your moral values, your ethics, your humanity, your cultural identity, and your common sense have to be, to think like this, and even worse to say it outloud...

Indians love Israel due to hatred toward Muslims.

Toooo care

Unlike Pakistan which is known to stab their guests in the back just like the Kargil war, which Pakistan lost. India invites their guest, friends and enemies with smiles and treats them exactly how a guest is supposed to be treated.

Learn how to talk properly first if anything!

Go watch the Pakistani show Loose Talk.

Unlike Pakistan, India still does have freedom of speech and expression and has diversity of cultures, religions and opinions :)

@@bunny-dg8vk just look at the video of the brave Pakistani female police officer who helped an innocent woman who wore a top with arabic letters and had to apologise because the Pakistani public was too stupid and thought it was quranic versus. the mullas wanted her to take the top off in the middle of the public.

😂🎉

😅😅😅😅😅😅

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Prateek- wearing of bullet-proof vests presumably by you? add oil.....

@@ngkeam9491 no need of oil or bulletproof , these Indian godi anchors are too shameless for that. Look how creepily Shiv was smiling and lying about his journalistic ethics.

Good that you are aware but many evangelicals in Kenya are supporting the genocide in Palestine. They don't know that colonial occupiers called Kenyans savages

Good comment 👍

Thanks to the 13th sanctions. It helps.

Black people are supporting you while white pple are bombing you. Black is not bad

50 % plastinians i know are. not trustebel liers. . give fu..a bout Palastina.in germant France nederland sweden,

The whole world was shaken, from the East to the West, and somewhere in between. Parents are making frequent calls to their GP's. The young generations are the new adults in the room. The old guards peed their pants.

@@doityourownway In sha Allah it will be more spicey😁🤛🔥🧡

I thought the crowd embraced him

Why do you think he didn't write it down and memorize it?

Wait, who said he did not prepare beforehand? This guy is a doctor. Memorising complex topics and seminars is Tuesday for him. He prepared so well you think he just went and started talking from his head? Far from it.

You guys haven't seen the teleprompter in front of him, but that's nothing to undermine the brilliant speech by Mr.Bassem.

Good explanation

India today en force pour la Palestine ❤❤❤🎉🎉

La. France complice usa complices Allemagne complices anglais complices Suisse complices

Je suis françaises et je boycott les jeux olympiques

Boycotter jeux olympiques

what is even worse - if it could get any worse- was that the seeds they took was not even needed. it was like stock pile in cases they ran out of the already existing rations.

How many of the British in Bengal died of hunger? I'll guess. None. Only Indians!

Yes very disturbing and sad to starve human beings like that.

Churchill is no hero in Ireland. "White Mans Burden" is what the British empire called "civilising" the non white nations. Well, the non white nations and Ireland. ❤🇵🇸🕊

20 lakh? what happened to the other 15? it's 35 lakh victims. sure Indian monopolists and Japan is to be blamed but Winston Churchill just allowed the famine to happen

Bang on with that comment. The court jester in Shakespearen comedies play the same role

India is doing quite well

Bjp will win

the amount of indian blood muslims have on their hands you still have the nerve to mock india, tou have no shame.

​​@@shantanuap1972 Well, obviously. Any country that is headed by the supreme leader, will do well.

No its not its no where near doing well ​@@shantanuap1972

I think when bassem yousuf come to know about current situation in india in future he will be like what....

he is a mmosslim so he hhates hhindus thus enemy of india ... if u don't believe then go read kkuran and hhadiths.

He doesn't make any sense

@@javedsheikh4403 bassem is a mmosslim which mean he support ggazwa e hhind thus he is a enemy of iindia.

This is it, he will get no further invitation.

Actually the reality isn't that way.. I feel the media is portraiting as like all the crowd is with BJP..

Right! they’re BJP bootlickers instead of being IRGC or Qatari bootlickers. Such bigots.

Nah.. they thought they could eat him up but it back fired . The media here is sold out to the devil.. this one of the media agencies which licks the boots of the government..

I guess the investments from Dubai and UAE are paying off.

Godi media thought he would go easy on them.

Pls translate those few words

@@cavalry3269 like??

😂😂😂

@@cavalry3269 "but is video k itne kam views dekhna is so disappointing ans sad.." - but this video has very few views, which is disappointing and sad

thats fine bro , thanks for spreading truth share with your friends and family . the world needs to know whats really going on in palastine