Inside the NBA - Kenny, EJ & Shaq Ridin' Dirty 

Who has it better than the guys on "Inside the NBA"? The answer: NOBODY!
So, recently they were celebrating the 50th birthday of longtime analyst Kenny "The Jet" Smith and got him the perfect "old man" present...a motor scooter! Hey, to Kenny's credit he rode it like a boss.
Actually, Ernie and Shaq (together at one point) rode it too. Hence, this little video of the three men not named Charles Barkley ridin' dirty on the set of Studio J in Atlanta.
No challenge to ownership is implied. Huge shout out to the awesome RU-vid account Run Through the Tape for uploading all the pregame, halftime and postgame frivolity that "Inside the NBA's "crew provides! Just search for "Run Through The Tape" on RU-vid for more "Inside"/