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From the 1978 film 'Revenge of the Pink Panther'

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@rmooreg
@rmooreg 5 лет назад
Mr. Chung didn't stand a chance I'm afraid... he never even knew what hit him. As Chief Inspector Dreyfuss once lamented "Compared to Clouseau, Attila the Hun was a Red Cross worker".
@digitricks
@digitricks 3 года назад
He also said, "To Clouseau, this Doomsday Machine is just a water pistol!"
@rmooreg
@rmooreg 3 года назад
@@digitricks Poor Dreyfuss! But he was rewarded with some of the funniest lines in film history. Along with the "Attila the Hun" and "water pistol" cracks, he also, when a colleague, confused by his animosity toward Clouseau, says "But isn't he the best detective in France?" looks incredulously and bellows "Best? BEST? He's the worst! He's the WORST EVER! Give me 10 men like Clouseau and I could DESTROY the WORLD!" and when told that Clouseau had tailed the "Phantom" to a luxurious ski resort in the mountains, Dreyfuss laments wistfully "Ahh, Lugash, today a paradise in the Alps; tomorrow...a WASTELAND!" Of course played to perfection by the great Herbert Lom. No one else could infuse such solemn, sober dignity into such a gibbeting, twitching lunatic. The Panther films were fun to watch, even as the series morphed from ribald yet pretty low key bedroom farce to over the top, outrageously zany slapstick. The duo of Clouseau and Dreyfuss, but truthfully, Sellers and Lom, always delivered the goods.
@IIISentorIII
@IIISentorIII 11 месяцев назад
As a Swiss citizen and red Cross worker I 100% agree with that statement! 🤣
@blueheaven4838
@blueheaven4838 Месяц назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@fleageful
@fleageful 4 года назад
All these years later, it is still hilarious! He's irreplaceable
@jims6226
@jims6226 7 лет назад
remember these as a kid now 62 still laughing my butt off. thank you
@linokleinmeuleman5233
@linokleinmeuleman5233 6 лет назад
Gonna be 62 this year and love it too!
@ioannisalex5089
@ioannisalex5089 5 лет назад
Me 56 and still laughing like a child !!
@jennifersman7990
@jennifersman7990 4 года назад
54 here, I remember for like 3 years in a row the films were the highlight of summer vacations for me
@waverider1674
@waverider1674 4 года назад
you are blessed with great childhood memories
@IIISentorIII
@IIISentorIII 11 месяцев назад
41 And the same :)
@SuperAnatolli
@SuperAnatolli 9 месяцев назад
The worlds most effective assasin survives less than 45 seconds in Clouseaus appartment...
@TOFKAS01
@TOFKAS01 7 месяцев назад
Now I know what "Hitman 47" really means...
@christopherpage4649
@christopherpage4649 6 лет назад
It's amazing how Clouseau accomplishes more by accident than intentionally.
@Lilymm2bunnys
@Lilymm2bunnys 6 лет назад
2:10 that karate-dance accompanied by horn blowing in perfect rythm....lmfao
@schizoidboy
@schizoidboy 11 лет назад
"I'm trying to save my life madam..." Hilarious.
@funentertaintment6065
@funentertaintment6065 3 года назад
schizoidboy at first i was wandering how was he going to save himself from dangerous villian and when i find it instead of getting worried i laughing lol😹😹😹😹
@schizoidboy
@schizoidboy 3 года назад
@@funentertaintment6065 It's what makes it funny. If you've seen The Pink Panther Strikes Again you'll have heard the part where Dreyfus tells why his own assassins could never get Clouseau, because of his idiocy. If anyone could get Clouseau it wouldn't be an assassin it would be Cato.
@stephencox8177
@stephencox8177 Год назад
“Obviously the little yellow swine is not paying attention”
@billbates5475
@billbates5475 4 года назад
the burnt hat , glasses and beard getup is killin me ROFLMAO!
@neuvocastezero1838
@neuvocastezero1838 4 года назад
Yeah, if I remember correctly, he had just survived another attempt on his life by way of explosion.
@Fy6jtgybuj8
@Fy6jtgybuj8 2 года назад
Those blown up clothes lol
@DAUGHTEROFBABYLON
@DAUGHTEROFBABYLON 4 года назад
Peter Sellers was a riot, very funny. I miss him a lot. God Bless him and Everyone!
@peterm1826
@peterm1826 8 месяцев назад
He was also a lunatic.
@carmilo9399
@carmilo9399 8 лет назад
"Catoooo..., this is your employer speaking, I am canceling the attack orders for tonight".
@Haunted_Dimitris
@Haunted_Dimitris 5 лет назад
hahahaahhahaha
@michalangelodolinaj289
@michalangelodolinaj289 5 лет назад
LOL!!! and what the odl lady said? Im not english, so I didnt uderstand...
@wolfgangmcq
@wolfgangmcq 4 года назад
@@michalangelodolinaj289 "Shut up that row!"
@michalangelodolinaj289
@michalangelodolinaj289 4 года назад
@@wolfgangmcq thx!
@derekgaffney7689
@derekgaffney7689 5 лет назад
Only one word sums up the wonderful Peter seller's Genuis rip Peter and thanks for the laughter 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪☘️ from Dublin Ireland
@dagnabbit6187
@dagnabbit6187 8 лет назад
Compared to Clouseau , Darth Maul and Darth Vader are Flag Football Referees.
@Terppa777
@Terppa777 8 лет назад
Haha! XD
@Mgoblagulkablong
@Mgoblagulkablong 7 лет назад
Clouseau is like Darth JarJar
@christopherpage4649
@christopherpage4649 6 лет назад
Clouseau is like JarJar Binks.
@swinetastic
@swinetastic 5 лет назад
Compared to Clouseau , Joseph Stalin was a marshmallow grilling boyscout from the Red Cross.
@schizoidboy
@schizoidboy 4 года назад
I think Inspector Dreyfus would agree with you on that. :)
@08Rimmer
@08Rimmer 9 лет назад
"Obviously the little yellow swine is not paying attention"
@klauspendolo1393
@klauspendolo1393 4 года назад
Samuel Rimmer that’s what I said about China all along. Them and their concentration camps....
@acbeaumo
@acbeaumo 3 года назад
@@klauspendolo1393 Kato is Japanese though.
@KuDastardly
@KuDastardly 11 лет назад
lol, unbelievable. This is probably the only time where training with Kato actually paid off! :D
@So1othurn
@So1othurn 4 года назад
hahahaa yah
@into.the.wood.chipper.
@into.the.wood.chipper. 3 года назад
He didn't bellow in slow motion, though. Always loved those scenes.
@billlancaster5917
@billlancaster5917 3 года назад
@@So1othurn p
@Otokuyama
@Otokuyama Год назад
Legend says that Ed Parker is still falling to this day
@So1othurn
@So1othurn 8 лет назад
The assassin was Ed Parker who was one of Jeff Speakman's Kenpo teachers. Jeff was in "The Perfect Weapon."
@timhannahan1768
@timhannahan1768 4 года назад
So1othurn Jeff Speakman watched me knock a guy out!
@jennifersman7990
@jennifersman7990 3 года назад
I think Parker was Elvis’ karate teacher too
@juliustherenaissanceman1900
​@@jennifersman7990 yes he was he was also the one who discovered Bruce Lee.
@juliustherenaissanceman1900
I studied Ed Parker's system in Texas
@KTK44
@KTK44 7 лет назад
So much dust under the bed that it pushes the potty bowl out from under it xD
@ms-fb6xt
@ms-fb6xt 3 года назад
Who keeps.potty bowl under bed??!!!!😫😫😫😫😫
@robjohnson4906
@robjohnson4906 4 года назад
Dreyfus: “If I had 10 men like Clouseau, I could destroy the world.”
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 4 года назад
With a little luck even one might be enough.
@coralroper6876
@coralroper6876 8 лет назад
I guess all those attack routines he's practiced with Cato have paid off.
@enigma7784
@enigma7784 5 лет назад
When the Assassin land's: Ahh! Flowerpot to the head: Ahh! Hilarious
@TheCoolProfessor
@TheCoolProfessor 10 лет назад
No assassin is a match for Clouseau!
@schizoidboy
@schizoidboy 4 года назад
Only Inspector Dreyfus knew the truth. In the Pink Panther Strikes Again he tells his henchmen, some of whom happen to be the best hitmen in Europe, they wouldn't stand a chance. "He can't be that good." "He's not good he's terrible; there's no man like him in the world, compared to Clouseau that thing [the doom's day ray] is just a water pistol..."
@theslayerishereboi4255
@theslayerishereboi4255 4 года назад
Compared to Clouseau, Shaggy at his infinite power and Omnipotent goku are just garden cleaners
@sleepyricky4826
@sleepyricky4826 6 лет назад
Clumsiness and coincidence, his classic combo, all natural!
@rmooreg
@rmooreg 3 года назад
Just wanted to give credit to Blake Edwards. Although he's not the most technically gifted or a stickler for details or a highly disciplined film auteur, let's be honest The guy created more than his share of the goddamned funniest moments ever put on film. More than a few times his work had me gasping for breath , clutching my gut and crying, not from pain, but laughter. Maybe not genius, but something as close as you can get to it. But, then again,maybe genius..
@nickgodfrey1148
@nickgodfrey1148 Год назад
“Obviously the little yellow swine is not paying attention.” The brilliant days of non-pc comedy where everything was fair game.
@BobPimentel73
@BobPimentel73 11 месяцев назад
Yeah…..trying saying that in a comedy nowadays.
@stvstreett
@stvstreett 4 года назад
ed parker was my karate teacher in the 70s. i went on to teach white and yellow belts at his baltimore school
@clouseau186
@clouseau186 13 лет назад
The poor Mr Chong the assasin isn't going to know what hit him. Clouseau is a complete idiot but at the same time a genius. He manages to destroy two buildings with one hit. THen Cato lurks underneath and saws a hole through the floor. Slapstick does not get any better than that. Clouseau always wins.
@wildman2012
@wildman2012 5 лет назад
EPIC stunts! Spare no expense! Just love it!!
@fear5735
@fear5735 5 лет назад
"I am trying to save my life, Madam!"
@EbonFang_92
@EbonFang_92 4 года назад
You've got to feel sorry for the assassins' that were sent to kill him
@MarkHerndon
@MarkHerndon 3 года назад
IKR? ; )
@chrisnichols9014
@chrisnichols9014 Год назад
They were not prepared for somebody like Clouseau. lmfao
@vernonnilesjr7910
@vernonnilesjr7910 7 лет назад
holy shit he went through the floor and the ceiling hilarious.
@drServitis
@drServitis 6 лет назад
SEE, ALL OF CLOUSEAU'S CONSTANT PREPAREDNESS AND SPARING WITH CATO PAID OFF IN THE END!
@ronnie9187
@ronnie9187 7 лет назад
I wonder... if we dropped Clouseau behind the enemy lines in 1939, we could have stopped WWII !
@u.v.s.5583
@u.v.s.5583 6 лет назад
Went to find a dinner. Accidently broke three tank brigades.
@Ferr1963
@Ferr1963 6 лет назад
Actually, he did. Look at this. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-jh9_kDeogf0.html
@vinnynj78
@vinnynj78 5 лет назад
@@Ferr1963 Well, that explains the failure of Barbarossa among other things. Hey wait, didn't they fail in their attempt to assassinate the Fuhrer? I see some similarities here especially if you remember how Sellers looked holding a match in the dark during a scene from Pink Panther Strikes back.
@dagnabbit6187
@dagnabbit6187 4 года назад
@ Ronnie Should have used him for Stalin .
@themancunian777
@themancunian777 5 месяцев назад
Classic Peter Sellers lol - makes me laugh 🤣
@supremevidspro5427
@supremevidspro5427 2 года назад
Some say that assassin is still falling through those ceiling/flours to this day.
@lasalinks
@lasalinks 2 года назад
Thanks for making this channel! Still hilarious as ever!
@planetkori
@planetkori 11 месяцев назад
Truly the funniest movies of all time. My parents and I would piss ourselves silly with laughter every time they came on. God bless Peter Sellers and Blake Edwards. They sure knew how to make us laugh.
@tankman-ku5zc
@tankman-ku5zc 6 лет назад
2:45 so hilarious. Asssasain jumps down Growls flower pot the growls again.
@johnbrowneyes7534
@johnbrowneyes7534 Год назад
The dust and chamber pot under the bed. 😂
@phantom_fox_blue4384
@phantom_fox_blue4384 4 года назад
This film had me in tears of laughter years ago... and I still don't really know why lol.
@juliustherenaissanceman1900
Mr. Chung was played by Mr. Ed Parker a 10th degree black belt in kenpo karate. Who was known as father of American karate and discovered a young Bruce Lee. He was also Elvis Presley's karate teacher.
@ericb3157
@ericb3157 3 года назад
oh, right, Clouseau is torn and singed at the beginning because this is JUST after that "special delivery, a bomb" scene...
@stronzer59
@stronzer59 6 лет назад
The last 10 seconds is a million dollar shoot. Epic Sellers material.
@12vers
@12vers 5 лет назад
1:26 But tonight...ahhhhh! But tonight, I'm ordering you, to pay attention!!!
@yugandali
@yugandali 7 лет назад
Hey, that's my teacher, Mr Ed Parker!
@fifthrider
@fifthrider 4 года назад
Moments like this vindicated Dreyfus' statement - "Ha, he's not good, he's terrible; he's the worst. There's not another man like him anywhere in the world. Compared to Clouseau this doomsday machine, it's just a mere water pistol."
@mr.robinson1982
@mr.robinson1982 6 лет назад
DO you have a massage for me?? A MASSAGE FOR YOU..?? No a message for me..classic
@3618499
@3618499 Год назад
😄 (lol) “ THE CLOUSEAU EFFECT…. And those old Parisian residences must’ve had serious Termite problems. ”
@andrewjenery1783
@andrewjenery1783 3 года назад
The old baseball-bats-on-the floor ploy LOL!
@PETERJOHN101
@PETERJOHN101 3 года назад
Amusing how incredibly thin doors, walls, and flooring can be.
@giauscaesar8047
@giauscaesar8047 5 лет назад
The attack order cannot be cancelled.
@JOHNSTAGS
@JOHNSTAGS Месяц назад
I love how the dog also looks down the hole Mr. Chong created.
@danielconst1586
@danielconst1586 2 года назад
Clouseau!!!! Inmortal e interminable !!!! Me sigo riendo como cuando era niño ....😂😂😂
@mixalisatreides
@mixalisatreides 10 лет назад
@mountainguyed67
@mountainguyed67 8 лет назад
+mixalisatreides same here.
@ingridsrensen7254
@ingridsrensen7254 5 лет назад
mountainguyed67 p
@filipesilva4590
@filipesilva4590 6 лет назад
Best inspector of all times better than colombo or Sherlock Holmes period
@anarchistatheist1917
@anarchistatheist1917 6 лет назад
And to think he defeated the assassin by thinking he was kato.
@Karen1963Yorks
@Karen1963Yorks 4 года назад
Remember the classic moment he dragged an unconscious Kato down several steps and his head bounced on every one of them?
@songswithryan
@songswithryan 4 года назад
1:52 "I'm trying to save my life madam!" Simply funny as shit - Peter Sellers a fucking comedy legend. I love when the guy goes through like 4 floors at 3:22!
@MikeBaxterABC
@MikeBaxterABC 7 лет назад
Great cilia's When I was maybe 8 years old ... I'd scan the TV guide and be allowed to wake up to watch late night "Pink Panther" .. my favourite!! ... Then the TV broke down and my parents did not get another one until I was 18 and moved out on my own! :)
@wolfu597
@wolfu597 7 лет назад
How do you make yourself foolproff against profesional assasins? Answer: Be like Clouseau.
@aaronmarshall5694
@aaronmarshall5694 6 лет назад
Cato sure was fortunate it wasn't him who took that particular blow. If it killed off that assassin it certainly would have done Cato in as well (and part of the humor that isn't lost on me here is that Clouseau thought it was him and obviously wasn't concerned). And then we would've missed out on getting to see him spar with Clouseau some more. Those were always my favorite scenes from these films.
@JolietJakeJ
@JolietJakeJ Месяц назад
"Poor Ninja..." Cato: "I know JUST how he felt."
@TheRealDealListenup
@TheRealDealListenup 4 года назад
Excellent footage got a smile from that one !
@blueheaven4838
@blueheaven4838 Месяц назад
In every field of life there are some human beings who leave us with their contribution to our life in ways that can never be measured. You just have to be grateful that they spent time with us humans. Peter Sellers is one of those humans who hunanity will be thankful for.
@bobburro3642
@bobburro3642 10 лет назад
clouseau, flawed genius
@JosePerez-wp4sc
@JosePerez-wp4sc 5 лет назад
Wasn't the Assassin one of Elvis Presley's bodyguard? In one of the videos showing Elvis prior to going on stage, I believe this gentleman is standing behind him.
@myelvischannel1992
@myelvischannel1992 5 лет назад
Yes you are right. Met, Ed Parker in the 80s when he came over to the UK. Really nice person. He passed away in Hawaii of a heart attack
@vuho2075
@vuho2075 Год назад
Ed Parker's acting career never recovered
@meirwise1107
@meirwise1107 4 года назад
Classic. Unequaled. RIP all concerned.
@sovaine
@sovaine 4 года назад
Genius slapstick at its very best:-)
@WarriorMigs24
@WarriorMigs24 2 месяца назад
So good
@Andrew-el8xi
@Andrew-el8xi 2 месяца назад
After i heard he chucked a drink in his daughters face because of a joke comment and refused to ever see her again ive totally gone off him ....such a shame because as a kid i absolutely loved these films
@jmy6050
@jmy6050 3 года назад
Clouseau is the most dangerous man of all.
@mikebarbacovi9851
@mikebarbacovi9851 6 лет назад
The yellow slime isn’t paying attention...lol
@jozefnovak7750
@jozefnovak7750 3 года назад
Super! Thank your very much!
@filipesilva4590
@filipesilva4590 6 лет назад
Brilliant
@Traderjoe
@Traderjoe 4 года назад
I remember him punching through the steel door as a kid and thinking Holy Shit!
@ShurikenSean
@ShurikenSean 12 лет назад
Ed Parker, founder of American Kenpo
@sunglassshinpan1352
@sunglassshinpan1352 6 лет назад
"Who the hell is Mr Chong?!"
@jeweljardine8163
@jeweljardine8163 5 лет назад
Sunglass Shinpan mr Chong was recommended by Hong Kong
@jaydee1532
@jaydee1532 5 лет назад
Clouseau is a badass killer 😁😁😁😁😁😁
@MrTingrag
@MrTingrag 10 лет назад
clouseau rocks
@filipesilva4590
@filipesilva4590 6 лет назад
Not even Bruce Lee could beat clouseau
@derricklafrance9724
@derricklafrance9724 4 года назад
Blake Edwards. Genius.
@christophergaff6992
@christophergaff6992 2 года назад
Are those real people when the hit man fell through the floor?
@seanpatrickcain2
@seanpatrickcain2 8 лет назад
3:18 OWNED!
@gamleskalle1
@gamleskalle1 5 лет назад
So much dust under the bed, Cato!
@fredstuckmann
@fredstuckmann 10 лет назад
Awesome!!
@nealfry2230
@nealfry2230 Год назад
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@schizoidboy
@schizoidboy 3 года назад
All things considered the only one who can get close enough to theoretically kill Inspector Clouseau is Kato. He's the only who can get the better of him.
@peterkarras8523
@peterkarras8523 Год назад
The assassin never stood a chance
@gadooooo1
@gadooooo1 5 лет назад
I understand everything he says.....thanks dad......he had a thick French accent!
@twmax6525
@twmax6525 4 года назад
RIP Mr. Chong. XD Don't f*ck with the Chief Inspector!
@omicronceti6063
@omicronceti6063 4 года назад
after this the boss who sent assassin told his crew that inspector clouseau is one man army!
@timdowney6721
@timdowney6721 4 месяца назад
3:25 Parisian construction standards need to be upgraded. 😉😄😄
@1badjesus
@1badjesus 4 года назад
ANYONE know what other film actor playin ASSASSIN was in? looks VERY familiar 🤔..thnx in advance.
@fredferd965
@fredferd965 6 лет назад
Never had a chance.....bang, slip, thud, roll, smash, smash, smash, smash, smash, thud......bwahahahahaha!
@joehill9671
@joehill9671 10 лет назад
Only in a movie,,only in a movie! to dispatch Kenpo founder/master Ed Parker with his Grandmaster skills in Kenpo,is only done in movies! this man was the best,and in reality, if he wanted to,he had the deadly and lethal skills to make a really Bad Ninja! he got a chance to show his stuff as a Ninja,in 1979's "KILL THE GOLDEN GOOSE",where he fought Hapkiddo master Bong Soo Han,another Martial Arts legend!
@ked4
@ked4 9 лет назад
Helio Gracie would've eaten him for breakfast
@ked4
@ked4 9 лет назад
bulldogzkmf2007​ you must not know who helio gracie
@nicolajp9037
@nicolajp9037 7 лет назад
He was also Elvis' bodyguard for Elvis' last year.
@ronnie9187
@ronnie9187 7 лет назад
Against Clouseau even the most fierce fighter doesn't stand a chance!
@coralroper6876
@coralroper6876 9 лет назад
That building is not very structurally sound.
@pinz2022
@pinz2022 9 лет назад
Gay Paree is another example of restrictive zoning and rent control. There hasn't been a new residential building built in the picturesque center city since the 1800's. Those are the same apartments you see in the olde impressionist paintings. So they might be a bit rickety.
@duncanshaw1256
@duncanshaw1256 6 лет назад
Neither is Clouseau structurally sound and yet he survives LOL
@samuelbrown507
@samuelbrown507 6 лет назад
Still laughing in 2018!
@everettsager4654
@everettsager4654 Год назад
Hong Kongs best assassin couldn't hold a candle to Frances worst policeman
@wiggy0956
@wiggy0956 3 года назад
He makes the impossible possible.
@robertschueneman6799
@robertschueneman6799 Год назад
Peter is at his best when he is seeking Kat0. !!!!!