Instagram Gave Me an Identity Crisis. 

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Yeet

Hi

Hello

That's cool but dont let this distract you from the fact that George Bush did 9/11

Lmao

Jafar

It’s Obumer for both

Bro what's the ship from Titanic called?

The parrot

True

Yeah fuck this year

no

I'm not mad I'm just really really sad

Yup

What’s the red guy from marios name?

@@wrainerr who's that blue guy from mega man?

Who is the black guy from black panther

@@dorj3828 i mean.

Who is the pink thingy from Kirby?

"What's the snowman from Frozen called?"

I think hufflepuff are the nerds

What is the main character in Aladdin called

WHAT IS THAT i was gonna say that was Shazam but it’s dc?

cultured egg doesn't sound appetizing

where is captain america from

Captain America

Piglet Sniffles woooooooosh

I think it’s Alex The Lion

@@WottsOG ihavereddit

What does ** mean I don't think there's a swear/curse/whatever other word can be used to say swear/curse word that had 2 letter's

@@guyonline9566 lol

MinerGT Aladdin* also what has kevin hart got to do with it

man person their mommy will yell at them if he says a bad word

man person also careful before he starts bragging that he has more subscribers than us

@aliot_playz go home bitch

Wait, who am I?

@@bananaduck7094 what do you want pingo???

@@mustafaalnsour1676 Fish

Oo that actually good

Despacito

@@nickeless What?

No miles is spider mans freind have you played the spider Man ps4 spoiler alert spider Man almost dies and miles helps him

@@terrorcarnte In that games Canon (and yes I have played it the whole way through) miles is a friend of spider man, but in the comics he is a different version of spider man died, well at least I think it's like that, I haven't read the comics. But you get the Idea

xd Skeptical omg

Praise the egg

Praise the egg

Praise the egg

Praise the

🥚

No the answer is “hey can we go on land”

the sun is a deadly laser

@Nazoothru Report this guy

[Insert yes or no question here] *NO*

I know right, and no one's talking about it! It's so hilarious.

Raymond The Cat hey (sad music plays)

Kronk?

True

He acts like a boomer throughout most of the movie

Steamlazer X yeah i guess so. And then he tries to be “hip with the kids” when he starts inventing stuff.

He also hated change in most of the movie .

aliot_playz stop self promoting its not gonna get you anywhere

His name is captain marvel ;-;

Well, Captain Marvel was originaly a Marvel character but they sold it to DC. However they had to change the name because of copyright issues so Shazam was created.

Captain marvel was the old Shazam he was called captain marvel the dc bought the character then gave back the name so the made a new captain marvel

@@smil3114 nope captain marvel was originally from a diffrent company and not by dc or marvel i think its falcon bla bla comic i forgot so captain marvel start to rivaling superman and dc interested on the character so they purchased captain marvel so dc technicaly had captain marvel the first time and not marvel so for couple run they use captain marvel name but marvel dont like that so they make their on captain marvel and dc sold the name marvel purchased the name and thats where the original captain marvel from marvel and after that dc make captain marvel a new name and rewrite the story for him and thats shazam came from so that other company made original captain marvel and dc the second owner of captain marvel and marvel is the third one that own the name

The filter could tell he was on RU-vid lol

Monsiur Bacteria this joke aged well

..?

try february 2021 lol

July 2021 holy fu-

Try August 2021 now...

*postbox, postbox, postbox*

Why is yellow always stoners? Hufflepuff, golden deer, my primary school had Thomas the fucking tank engine as a house

@@kingpanguan they have puff in the name

Nah that’s gryffindor hufflepuff is just nice guys

The Umbrella Corporation hufflepuff are the dorks

@@plop925 dude there hall is right next to the kitchen because of how much they get stoned read the books!

Laughs in Hufflepuff

Huflepuff *arent* the ones who study

Ryan Herbert Brereton I know but hufflepuffs may be laughing

@@Alex04blue868 ???

What rank do you have?

I'm diamond

When the characters change

ah, imagine needing lance to win

@@cindytranx4233 LMAO U WATCHED THE VIDEO

Mert the Türk Aladdin is from Arabia

Tf2 Tracer He means Olaf

it's an Eagle not a Raven

Wistaffion I know, no one trusts jk anymore

Without glasses : Gold is banned Hippies are liked Rails are intelligence (egg) Sky is sconning

i tuought hugflepuff was misc

@@crowchillingpark It’s the founders last name

it’s grug you uncultured swine

Why yall argying over gru from despicable me

Omg

r/engrish you're and short

@@damjankuzevski747 thanks grammar Nazi.

@@damjankuzevski747 Ew, a redditor.

@@dasyure8962 Ew, an instagramer.

@@damjankuzevski747 Ew, a grammar nazi.

He's still captain marvel in the tv sjows

Lol

Same here 😂😂

no he falls with *dramatic realization*

Also : Kind of an insult because its a caveman

He is very dumb and close minded he is overprotective and lives in fear until the end so no

elr4f4 He is a caveman boomer.

I'm surprised his sub count didn't drop since most of the human population likes Harry Potter and most are slytherin either you dont like hp or are a griffindor