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@thefuzzter
@thefuzzter Год назад
As a former Inside Intel employee I can say being sold encased in a computer is both completely safe and legal
@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
I'll leave some crumbs in my keyboard for you to come out and feed on after dark. Just place lips to keys and inhale.
@me69you
@me69you Год назад
As a former intel employee I thank you very much. My masters keyboard was always clean, I don’t think he ever knew it was me behind the cleanliness of his trusty input device.
@welltell.
@welltell. Год назад
This is why i only buy water cooled intel computers just in case the intel person inside wants a drink.
@Allen-R
@Allen-R Год назад
oh no, one already normalized confinement for themselves... o7
@greg77389
@greg77389 Год назад
Lies! I was just warned to be critical of people like you!
@TommyLikeTom
@TommyLikeTom Год назад
I like how it says "it _will_ do this" as opposed to "it _can_ do this", like that particular function is inevitable
@corr2143
@corr2143 Год назад
From the subtitles: "Be critical of those who paint vice in nostalgic light, or you'll normalize confinement, and call it home."
@Mr.SpicyIce
@Mr.SpicyIce Год назад
Why would you write this? Who does it benefit?
@bokogonk
@bokogonk Год назад
​@@Mr.SpicyIcefor people who didn't watch with subtitles
@bwarrent
@bwarrent Год назад
@@Mr.SpicyIce Everyone who couldn't understand the garbled speech and didn't have subtitles on.
@triangleunderstander
@triangleunderstander Год назад
​@@Mr.SpicyIcewhy would you write this, who does it benefit
@nameisnotrelevant
@nameisnotrelevant Год назад
@@triangleunderstanderWhy would you write this? Who does it benefit?
@tenchuu007
@tenchuu007 Год назад
The creepiest part is how thin that CRT is.
@fernando47180
@fernando47180 Год назад
​@@paradigm2841Hey! that better not be MY arrow. I'm saving it for... actually, nevermind.
@quantumblur_3145
@quantumblur_3145 Год назад
​@@fernando47180you store it in butt yes?
@Sarif98
@Sarif98 Год назад
😤 I see your small arrow and raise you one involuntary nose exhale of mild amusement.
@Intervaloverdose
@Intervaloverdose Год назад
Came here to say this
@22Sangre
@22Sangre Год назад
I think it's one of those early LCD displays
@gogogagagugu2134
@gogogagagugu2134 Год назад
great commentary of the dangers of uncritical nostalgia for the past, thank you u m a m i i mean funny man inside computer lol
@AkkarisFox
@AkkarisFox Год назад
I Think it's about vice. And how it has been normalized through the personal computer. Yet I could connect it to your interpretation as many people are looking nostalgically at the beginning of the internet and not seeing it for its vice
@tomokokuroki2506
@tomokokuroki2506 Год назад
@@AkkarisFox I look at the beginning of the internet with nostalgia because the modern internet gives me eye cancer and is even more of an addiction to people than before, somehow.
@Zarnubius
@Zarnubius 11 месяцев назад
@@AkkarisFox god I hate underages. It's talking about how how computers themselves are a vice that keep us confined and normalize anti-social behavior and we love it even though it's disconnecting us from humanity.
@Alex-ck4in
@Alex-ck4in 11 месяцев назад
Intel is truly Inside but yet also somehow all around me
@AkkarisFox
@AkkarisFox 11 месяцев назад
@@tomokokuroki2506 got on the internet in 2010 a 13 here. when talking about these topics I've always thought it important to think that any system of thought we make to direct our behavior is essentially a process of self manipulation to addict onto things. there are innumerable conceptual and physical facets of reality to addict to. the dynamic of valuing cannot hold to the idea that they it predicated on the controversy of the various philosophical methodologies of which biology can be interpreted through. I see a dialectical between, those that say human behavior has no meaningful roots to the conditions of its native habitat due to the level of availability of super-stimuli and a needs based existence is all we have, and those that seek to manipulate the world back into regimented ways of living. Then I fond the philosophical dilemma that large populations have their dopamine reset cycle set on almost instant. I found the philosophical miasma of the works of Robert Morris Sapolsky, an American neuroendocrinology researcher and author and professor of biology, on the Biology of free will and the conceptual-social framework of society, of which it really is. "attractive defendants win cases more" A primary drive to support the human experiment(being ethical) is to addict onto a never ending growth cycle(until the dark ages of heat death, and then the heat vacuum summer of computing efficiency when space is colder than matter)(if AI goes the way these guys think): short term: David Shapiro(-"100x reduction in cost of living and 10x reduction in pay within 5 years, ai + blockchain solving the byzantine generals problem) long term: Issac Authur( intergalactic civilization aided by levels of time dilation(huge data bandwidth packets between civs) and predictive ai systems to make the info limit on light irrelevant)
@GOB-TEK
@GOB-TEK Год назад
Nobody ever understands me when I tell them that my PC's central processor is the latest in flesh-based technology. I feel seen.
@jasonyeh3595
@jasonyeh3595 Год назад
Praise the Ohmnissiah. Flesh is weak but perfect for computing parts
@theRPGmaster
@theRPGmaster Год назад
Ever seen eXistenZ by David Cronenberg? If not, you should, seriously, do it.
@slvcontentfwd
@slvcontentfwd Год назад
they clearly have never purchased anything from Consumer Softproducts
@mfaizsyahmi
@mfaizsyahmi 11 месяцев назад
😩✋ Hardware 😩✋ Software 😩✋ Firmware 😌👉 Fleshware
@Ryan-wr8fx
@Ryan-wr8fx Год назад
That's deep, man. I felt that to the bone.
@tygerbomb
@tygerbomb Год назад
First PC I ever built as a kid. Can confirm it came with a creepy man I had to squeeze into the case.
@nemou4985
@nemou4985 7 месяцев назад
The man isn't creepy, you are creepy for stuffing it there :-)
@allenng2348
@allenng2348 Год назад
All of their stuff has a very eerie, unsettling quality. It's abstract and amorphous without being vague. It never uses its strangeness to obscure vacuity; It always has something to say.
@isaacleibniz2437
@isaacleibniz2437 Месяц назад
it is almost always vacuous
@TheMightyBrosiedon
@TheMightyBrosiedon Год назад
love that this was posted as i’m researching parts to build my first PC
@Dowlphin
@Dowlphin Год назад
I hate that part because I start by scratching the disgusting scumbag brands from the list and then there's no mainboard left to buy. (At least not for my needs. Maybe if EVGA still makes mainboards, that's a brand that is much better than most others.)
@ichbinein123
@ichbinein123 Год назад
Still interested in getting an Intel system, now that you know it contains a confined man that whispers dark intrusive insights?
@ember2081
@ember2081 Год назад
should definitely consider this as a part of your setup!
@alexxx4434
@alexxx4434 11 месяцев назад
Make sure to shop for the freshest human part.
@Marzsala
@Marzsala 7 месяцев назад
AMD is humane! They make sand think instead.
@Hammi4Real
@Hammi4Real Год назад
My PC of old was indeed confined to its limitations eminating of a warm cycling existence, and that was in itself a crime that most never knew or cared about until pain inevitably howled through the fans and then tears were shed.
@Lyejjal
@Lyejjal Год назад
Came here for the cool retro computer, came out looking for the bleach to cleanse my eyes. LOVE YOUR ART MAN!!
@234fddesa
@234fddesa Год назад
I member seein this one on TV as a kid, while the parents screamed in the background. Lucky I got mine later and escaped into the digital realm permanently! haha! I love it here!
@privilegejunkie
@privilegejunkie Год назад
I heard that next year they are putting TWO of these dudes in there to compete with Apple silicon.
@MACROPARTICLE
@MACROPARTICLE Год назад
Damn, I can only imagine what the AMD equivalents were like.
@BadyTheProgram
@BadyTheProgram Год назад
I literally had this configuration back in 2000. But now I realised I got scammed: insead of a naked person, I only found ordinary electronic parts inside when I removed the side of my computer.
@luigi55125
@luigi55125 11 месяцев назад
I'm not sure if you were scammed. It sounds like you may have forgotten to feed him the company supplied nutrient paste, so he left to find sustenance. Rookie mistake. It's ok, happens to the best of us.
@desu38
@desu38 Год назад
It's comfortable, and that's the problem. Comfortable is all it is, and nothing more than that. That's not living, it's being content with mere existence.
@MarquisDeSang
@MarquisDeSang Год назад
I did not know that life still had something to show me.
@chillycaty
@chillycaty Год назад
I did not know it would do that! Thanks Intel!
@maokus
@maokus Год назад
How on earth was the music made, it feels like swimming through a sea of posterized colors in 8fps
@johnclarce6894
@johnclarce6894 Год назад
Inside is an Intel HD 4000, absolute a beast.
@_Aemse
@_Aemse Год назад
You don't NEED anything more then a pentium III what do you mean?
@skinwalker69420
@skinwalker69420 Год назад
@@_Aemse you sound like a /g/ user
@MissusAnon
@MissusAnon 7 месяцев назад
You dance the line between shitpost and deep contemplative thought, and I live for it.
@commentor8737
@commentor8737 Год назад
One day we will have organic computers
@BrianIsWatching
@BrianIsWatching Год назад
And connect them with computer therapists for a monthly subscription fee when they get computer depression.
@llewelynshingler2173
@llewelynshingler2173 Год назад
​@@BrianIsWatchingWorth it for the Philosophical advice
@Xellos14
@Xellos14 Год назад
Crazy thin CRT, I'm sold
@taltra9922
@taltra9922 Год назад
Wow, I had no idea that it could do that
@groggod666
@groggod666 Год назад
Thank you, Intel inside man
@mnamedgars
@mnamedgars Год назад
Probably my favorite video of yours.
@Sour_Ink
@Sour_Ink Год назад
Every Umami post cheers me up a little bit. Was this at all inspired by the Ollie Jones paintings?
@nanchoparty
@nanchoparty 11 месяцев назад
I feel like the message really spoke to me. Vice holds you back. It confines the breadth of enjoyment you can experience in life. Anyone who looks at past vice nostalgically is likely currently confined.
@phpTrash
@phpTrash 11 месяцев назад
What definition of vice are we talking about here im so confused
@johnconnorstopskynet
@johnconnorstopskynet 11 месяцев назад
i honestly think its better to drive old cars and like old computers, old video games, it keeps me more in touch with the way that the world used to be before everyone became so antisocial and i became aware of how messed up the world really is.
@dagothur9181
@dagothur9181 5 месяцев назад
It's unsettling that so many people do not get the message of this video. Obviously you can interpret how you want, but the message is obvious: - He used a computer from the late 90s to early 2000s - A man is sealed inside the computer, after the spokesperson for the CPU says "did you know, it will also do this?" - "be wary of those who paint vice in nostalgic light, or else you'll normalize confinement and call it home" This isn't about general vice, its about technology, computers, and the internet, hence the title, "Intel inside." People look back at the early internet and computer revolution with nostalgia, but this led to thousands of people being addicted to it. They confined themselves within their home, were raised by the internet, and now yearn for the "old days of the internet" and call it nostalgia. Yet, with this, we created unforseen consequences of people losing themselves. Think of hermits. Think of the lyrics to "The Sound of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel, the Neon God we made. Actually, not being able to get the point of this video and critically draw conclusions is the result of the internet, short form video dopamine hits. The irony is astonishing.
@jonirischx8925
@jonirischx8925 11 месяцев назад
As someone who is building their first computer, this truly give me inspiration!
@varieedeventualii
@varieedeventualii Год назад
Oh man... I never opened my Pentium 3 500Mhz, imagine finding that guy in there when I was 14 yrs old... would've blown my mind for sure.
@LightEvader
@LightEvader Год назад
Mr Intel has been inside all this time
@osakanone
@osakanone Год назад
The discussion of the visuals over what is said is... Concerning.
@redtidereadings
@redtidereadings Год назад
Very concerning
@dinoflame9696
@dinoflame9696 Год назад
that's more life advice, than intel, though
@matarono
@matarono Год назад
WHY DO YOU NEED 20 GIGABYTES, DO YOU THINK YOU'LL EVER RUN OUT OF STORAGE SPACE?
@quantumblur_3145
@quantumblur_3145 Год назад
And then it kept happening until the Plateau
@nemou4985
@nemou4985 7 месяцев назад
To be honest for that PC, 20 gigabytes was an absolutely enormous space. Some people's phones still come with only 16 gb and they make do, even when media is thousands times heavier.
@matarono
@matarono 7 месяцев назад
I know! after installing an ENTIRE system out of floppies, all that space definitely felt infinite back in the day. In fact, it was way too much and definitely unnecessary for the regular user XD Oh, how times have changed @@nemou4985
@abyssalplanes
@abyssalplanes Год назад
amazing as always, thank you for your enlightenment
@JoaquinVacas
@JoaquinVacas Год назад
Now... I feel peace of mind.
@aAaAAA-ppgg
@aAaAAA-ppgg Год назад
the personal computer
@Pensive_Scarlet
@Pensive_Scarlet 11 месяцев назад
I was about to say that looks like my old computer from '99, then it opened up and now I'm wondering if you knew me back then or if they just made them all like that.
@jareknowak8712
@jareknowak8712 Год назад
0:18 the face of late Sklodowska-Curie
@elietheprof5678
@elietheprof5678 Год назад
*FACT:* These specs would be more than enough to play RU-vid videos at at least 360p. The only problem is browser compatibility. I'm *not* against tech progress. I'm against #PlannedObsolescence which wastes hardware and destroys the planet.
@Archspore
@Archspore Год назад
Planned obsolescence only exists because people live their lives in yearly cycles. Buying a phone (primary computing device for majority of users) is a fashion statement once all basic features are incorporated. Progress has plateaued, makimg the differences between generations so imperceptible that companies must force the old hardware into obsolescence through bloated software updates that only further invade the user's privacy.
@patrik_x86
@patrik_x86 Год назад
Once you realise there's more to wasting your life on the internet - no computer is obsolete.
@joeyscary
@joeyscary Год назад
thats the spaceman in the pinball game that came with every PC back in the day
@ShockedTaiLung
@ShockedTaiLung Год назад
I didn't know it would do that actually
@SpartozZ
@SpartozZ Год назад
The Corsair 900d PC Case is capable of holding one small Asian person inside it
@akiradkcn
@akiradkcn Год назад
Inside you there are two Intels
@Commandocat
@Commandocat Год назад
The perfect gaming pc
@aroma1620
@aroma1620 11 месяцев назад
Nah ive been watching this man since Interface. Its really a sin this individual doesnt have over 1m subs yet. I love this mans style and animation. Soon come.
@djordjezivic2481
@djordjezivic2481 Год назад
this intel guy seems pretty chill
@codeninja1832
@codeninja1832 Год назад
I wish computers still did this
@cirecrux
@cirecrux Год назад
So deep, so intel
@RCmies
@RCmies Год назад
that's some classified intel right there
@StyleshStorm
@StyleshStorm Год назад
Vergil from Devil May Cry™ has seen better days. What child support does to a guy.
@Dowlphin
@Dowlphin Год назад
Running your OS from flesh drive is much older than today's computer nerds think.
@servit0r
@servit0r Год назад
No, I did not know it did this D:
@MenkoDany
@MenkoDany Год назад
The included CRT is a game changer. No longer do I have to buy CRTs independently
@samuelforrest8726
@samuelforrest8726 Год назад
I agree with the man in my computer
@saltwaterdvd
@saltwaterdvd Год назад
i love this so much bro
@maxcklein
@maxcklein Год назад
Who knew you could fit yourself inside a 20GB hard drive?
@Estinus
@Estinus Год назад
I do not know what this means, thank you so much ❤
@LillianGraceFullofficial
@LillianGraceFullofficial Год назад
See this is what I love, stuff that means nothing but also means everything at the same time.
@quantumblur_3145
@quantumblur_3145 Год назад
It literally has meaning, you can deconstruct the thing the computer says and piece together its relation to computers and vice and imprisonment
@nathannjh
@nathannjh Год назад
@@quantumblur_3145most people do not understand art anymore. Creativity is dead. Like this video warns, vice has won. People happily stare at their phone in confinement over sparking up conversation with someone 2 feet away. I cannot claim I am not guilty, but at least I am aware.
@quantumblur_3145
@quantumblur_3145 Год назад
@@nathannjh yokels and rubes, fools and buffoons all predate phones
@johnconnorstopskynet
@johnconnorstopskynet 11 месяцев назад
@@nathannjh im creative i just have a hard time understanding other people's creations sometimes, like putting myself in their perspective.
@MrTwinkls
@MrTwinkls Год назад
So that's what early version of Gantz looks like.
@LaFioritura
@LaFioritura Год назад
amazing as always
@ommeking
@ommeking Год назад
Trippy. Just how I like it.
@kyramonnix1520
@kyramonnix1520 Год назад
This really says a lot about society and our nostalgia.
@creatornat
@creatornat 11 месяцев назад
Umami's wonderful, creative thought process, strikes again!
@circleinforthecube5170
@circleinforthecube5170 11 месяцев назад
eh it only says something that should be known, dont foolishly think the past was better, bad things always existed and they cannot be ignored when looking back
@itsafish4600
@itsafish4600 Год назад
Such innovative technology
@lerobert7737
@lerobert7737 Год назад
15" crt is amazing
@outsidergameing921
@outsidergameing921 11 месяцев назад
Wise words, unscrutinized and uncriticized nostalgia leads to the rememberance of EVERYTHING of that era, including the things that should be criticized, dismantled, and are out-dated and proven to be hurtful.
@themangomanjuice
@themangomanjuice Год назад
Great art and video as always.
@BinaryJoe
@BinaryJoe Год назад
Intel was a friend of mine, we always wondered where he went.
@DariaDagmar-i4u
@DariaDagmar-i4u 11 месяцев назад
oh that's why we switched to pc cases with transparent windows
@gromblereal
@gromblereal 11 месяцев назад
umami you should absolutely submit something for love death and robots
@PNWSurvivor
@PNWSurvivor Год назад
Anyone else have a have a hard time feeding their computer growing up? the family pc was such a picky eater!
@GabrielsLogic
@GabrielsLogic Год назад
Wow so fast!
@0therun1t21
@0therun1t21 11 месяцев назад
Oh damn, thinking...
@Felix-ve9hs
@Felix-ve9hs Год назад
Can't wait to install MS-DOS on this bad bod
@uncannydeduction
@uncannydeduction Год назад
Pentium 4, my first computer.
@PseudoEmpathy
@PseudoEmpathy Год назад
If a PC had to be made in the 40k universe.
@CyberneticCupcake2
@CyberneticCupcake2 Год назад
Safe Mode Episode 0 looks great!
@survivinggamer2598
@survivinggamer2598 Год назад
Hell yeah
@postbunnie
@postbunnie Год назад
Lovely little pick me up on such a spoopy day.
@KarlHessey-db6mf
@KarlHessey-db6mf Год назад
You sir have an amazing mind
@Yokasyan
@Yokasyan Год назад
You go girl 🎉🎉
@ab0ve521
@ab0ve521 Год назад
4 Years been following i guess more always amazed by your great work ❤
@azzythehero
@azzythehero Год назад
Not many can say they're following an artist. We're cheering this man!
@inendlesspain4724
@inendlesspain4724 Год назад
Unironically would've been better off with a Pentium 3 than the hot garbage that was the Pentium 4 we ended up with in our home.
@badusername9903
@badusername9903 Год назад
the message is good
@tiko-
@tiko- Год назад
n-n-no.... it's the Good Screen...!
@nuclearocean
@nuclearocean Год назад
This is the most BASED video in existence. Thank you, umami
@greg77389
@greg77389 Год назад
reject computer, return to monke
@isaacleibniz2437
@isaacleibniz2437 Месяц назад
what
@BaghaShams
@BaghaShams Год назад
I didn't know it can do that
@cloutevader4087
@cloutevader4087 Год назад
It runs Diablo II like a champ AND it normalizes confinement and calls it home. Time for a quick stop at Circuit City
@Archspore
@Archspore Год назад
oh no he knows about the dæmons
@rgbok5453
@rgbok5453 Год назад
Surreal. I love it
@williamromero-auila7129
@williamromero-auila7129 Год назад
You could call this "Hard to process" by any chance
@FreedomForAll1-
@FreedomForAll1- 11 месяцев назад
The message in this video applies today. There are some that are trying to paint gen0c1d3 in nostalgic light.
@flusterzero
@flusterzero Год назад
Ty dad
@storysearch9432
@storysearch9432 Год назад
Man, its a shame what they did to stephen hawking after his death
@rlindstrom3
@rlindstrom3 Год назад
20 GB!!
@KetteDerWelten
@KetteDerWelten Год назад
20 GB Hard Drive!!! Amazing!!!
@Beatsbasteln
@Beatsbasteln Год назад
you tricked me good
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