Haha for fucking sure! Posting another month later and this shit might as well be happening right now. Fuck this will be relevant forevor! Love this vid.
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Finally a new video, and on the Sweaty Adult Baby Man that is the Rabid Buddha. Worth the wait, i hope this comment does not get my Frog's targeted for the Homosexual Chemicals... They might start croaking about the 2nd amendment and want to join the Army !!! It will be Weapon's of Ass Destruction,,, all over again.
@@lushfauna When I imagine a manly man I don't picture a guy scarred that drinking water is attacking his masculinity. Because only an insecure little bitch would think that. And like all insecure little bitch they attack others masculinity, further demonstrating how much space the question "do people now think I am manly please god say yes" takes in their mind.
@Tatatatre Have you ever drank standing water before? I don't recommend it, you'll get bad diarrhea. Nothing attacks a man's masculinity like having to shit every 5 minutes, and eventually running out of toilet paper and having to resort to desperate measures while camping out in the woods.
i got banned on younow because i asked a 14 years old girl if she thought black people existed and then i proceeded to tell her that its just to make us pay more taxes
LaserM1KE lol I do thst shit too. I make memes pass em around with false shit written on them, video tape me making them and when I say something personally and people ignore it because it's fucking election season, I show the video of me laughing asking my buddy what should I say? then say You idiot's believe a picture of someone with COMPLETELY FALSE statements that I personally made, and you spread it to everyone. but when I show or say common sense shit You idiots block up. Then I tell em what should I put on your picture? what did you not say that I can convince thousands of people You did with a meme lol oh I've threw everyone I knew out of my life, fuck it. my girls dead and she's the only reason I talked any of my old classmates. hating ass town. That's a cyber attack and fuck em
You will NEVER defeat the HUMAN SPIRIT YOU will NEVER DEFEAT GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That Guy / what you don't know is Dave Mustaine is friends with Alex and goes on his show . Gay Frogs??? Atrazine - is the culprit Frogs hormones, oh and us too. RU-vid the Undrinkable
This video is my comfort video. Anytime I feel upset, anxious, or unsafe, I rewatch this and I feel better Thank you so much for years of laughter, Erik.
@@hanque4684 Yeah. But the fact remains that he is not AT ALL, in ANY WAY a journalist. By any metric, any definition of the word, and by any stretch of the imagination. To refer to him as such is a complete desecration of real journalists the world over, and of journalism itself!
PENO 5: The Last Stand Excuse you but the Legion would never commit such a heinous act. Are you sure you're not thinking about those dissolutes from the land of the Bear, you fucking capture wannabe?
Well two came out this year, one was release at the capital and one I just bought on my tv. The first one was okay but I would have liked more Captain America. I was indifferent to the later one, it wasn’t as grounded in reality
I don't know if you're aware of this but, rockets aren't real there is no space because the earth is flat. I am glad to hear Alex Jones died though that guy was totally working for the Illuminati cloud people.
I once smoked Salvia and thought I was salvia. Great drug 100% would recommended to anyone who wants to feel what it's like to have your mind ripped from your body very calming.
I once did salvia but our lizard alien overlords intercepted my brain signals to the mother station, and instead injected liberal nazi hermaphraditic propaganda and made my nieghbor gay. But its okay i woke up with a bottle of Brain Force Plus, it lets me work my brain force plus so i can fight off the Hillary Clinton cloned globalist mind assassins.
ThatGuyTalking Shit Alex basically thinks that the government is putting fluoride in our water and that got into the wild and is now turning frogs gay. The man is absolutely batshit.
I had to pause it at the Aurora shooting. I grew up in Aurora, I was in that theater the day before the shooting, and I have dead friends because of James Holmes. I have friends who's parents will never see their children again. and for someone to call any if these, the Sandy hook shooting, or the Aurora shooting, staged... it's makes sad, and it makes me sick
Your dialysis machine helped my kidneys, but yesterday I found my wife hooked up to it and she doesn't even have kidney problems. She said it was for "stem cell research." Nothing in the troubleshooting guide on this. (Yes, I unplugged it for 15 seconds, same problem.) Tips?
No it was not worth it not even slightly how is the loss of a cultural icon that provided entertainment for hours on end and more memes than possibly any other person in history worth it? For what, what did it actually gain besides an argument for his believers that the government is trying to silence him and making his app one of the top downloaded things in the app store. This is also ignoring the actual argument that it set's a precedent for free speech in this country that it's okay to ban people who oppose the government or don't agree with the official narrative. Oh and here's a penis for good measure Mr. Jobs (I thought you were dead do you have access to the Illuminati cloud people life extension technology?) since I try not to take things to serious anymore for the sake of my sanity ( ) )=======D~~~~
33 I's, Excellent point. The government should have forced RU-vid, Facebook, Twitter, Spotify, and Apple Store to keep Alex Jones on their platforms. Only by taking decision-making authority away from a bunch of independent companies would the government prove that it does not have too much power.
@@RobertJRoman I get that they're private companies and can do as they wish but, it's the coordinated censorship of voices by the trillion dollar industry where virtually ever person on the planet now gets their news that worries me it seems like a slippery slope. Also facebook is already taking direction from governments by working with the Atlantic group. ( ) )========D
Aiden Fischer I can’t garuantee that it was this guys uncle but the thing about Alex Jones bullying people in high school and yelling about himself being Satan a lot has been corroborated by a fair few people from his high school. Here’s the podcast with the interviews if you’re interested. www.thisamericanlife.org/670/beware-the-jabberwock/act-two-4
@@SneedyKetler Sneedy Ketler-Baumbach Im from the Furture, February 2021 to be correct, and you pretty much missed the nail all together because fuck head (Trump) pardoned him. So not punishment for another rich white racist man.
"Brain Force" I use it all the time it keeps me going for hours and hours like a non stop thinking and fucking machine for days at a time and nobody can keep up who doesn't use "Brain Force" to make them high speed machines going all hours of the day so much I never need sleep just stay up and fucking go go go never stop.............................................................................. Oh, he's not talking about meth. I thought it was a code.
I watched alex jones only for the memes to see how crazy he is. It's all laughs and games until you realize in the comment sections that people take these videos seriously and you start wonder 1000s of years of human advancement for these people to exist
I did some googling on Alex Jones.. Apparently his wife divorced him and he has to pay her 44.000$ PER MONTH for 72 months. It's in a document that found it's way online. I think that really would explain his 'health' product range.
They weren't absurd in 2016, nor are they now. Because they have always been a thing. Because people tend to put kids and other people in cages. It's easy to put someone somewhere to keep them there, hence a cage. What even is the point of this comment?
Rebus, it's even funnier today, especially watching people freak the F out when children are separated from the people who abducted them and filled their rectums full of cocaine. People are still parroting the line from a woman who didn't understand garbage disposals re: people illegally crossing being forced to drink from toilets.
Nearly Dead ...the U.S. is a nation of uninformed idiots. 40% of Americans believe that a magic rabbi carpenter will return to Earth in their lifetimes, and he'll be riding a horsey in the sky while puking bloody swords out of his mouth.
James Soltis How dare you insult both my country and my magic rabbi carpenter! Ill have you know that he'll be puking bloody katanas (cause dats what them ladies luv)
Iley sat excitedly, glancing at her phone every few seconds in hope for a notification from Twitter or RU-vid. Her fingers tapped against her thigh impatiently and she felt herself reaching for her phone and pressing the home button to make sure that she didn't miss something. There was a familiar red square on her phone, followed by some words. Stupid with joy, she clicked on it without reading it. It brought her to a buzzfeed video "Top Ten Facts About The Paint Drying Process You Never Knew". A ridiculously long title and a ridiculously stupid video, yet she still watched it because she was desperate. After the video was over with, her favorite fact was #7, she clicked on her "subscriptions" page and gasped. There it was. She was about to tap on the video, but she stopped herself. "Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik" it read. Iley contemplated watching it. Well, to be fair, this is what she was waiting for, but did she need it? She considered her etiquette to be excellent. Not only was she extremely polite, but she was also nominated as "most friendly" in her class. She once even helped an old lady cross the street. It occurred to her that that didn't necessarily matter in the long run, especially where she was now. She sat in her bed with an empty pack of starbursts crumpled against her. Her hand would occasionally reach towards it just for her to be disappointed to find she ate it all already. Her hair was in a sloppy ponytail, she was dressed in sweatpants and an old recreational volleyball t-shirt, and smudged eyeliner made her look like an actress after breaking up with her soulmate in one of those old movies. Iley just took a nap with her makeup on by accident. Not only that, but her channel name was "Iley has no etiquette", a recent change she made in a desperate attempt to get his attention that also spawned from a complete lack of creation for a better one. She needed this video. Never in Iley's life was she so glad to watch a video. It made her laugh enough to forget that she was a piece of shit and Erik talking about bouncing on boy's dicks made her regret every relationship choice she's ever made. When the video ended, Iley scrolled down to the comment section. She was pretty early, despite the fact that she contemplated watching the video for a long period of time. Her insecurities still lingered, but she was certain that if she left a good enough comment she wouldn't be as unsure of her internet etiquette. Taking a deep breath, she started typing her comment. It seemed to flow so naturally to her. "First." She hit "comment" and sent out that one word wonder into the world, even though she was the 36th person in the comment section. Not every comment could be a winner. Content with her response, she got out of RU-vid and started looking up illuminati porn videos, she was trying her hardest to change up her sex life. She found some garbage video of two men in top hats screaming about lizards, but she watched it regardless. After all, anything was better than the video she had watched beforehand.
Iley has no etiquette although your short stire was thoroughly appreciated, your lack of etiquetteness must be duly noted. I'll bounce on as many uneducated (_)(_)::::::::::::D'es as I want to.
Alex Jones isn't actually this insane probably, he has made it quite clear before he plays a persona. The thing is, plenty of people take him a little too serious ;)
"I don't like putting chemicals in the water, they turn the friggin' frogs gay!" I was not prepared for that, neither were my neighbours with my laughter.
I see Alex Jones as a crazy hood ornament of the whole Infowars crew, he's good for getting everyone's attention if you ask me. The rest of them are actually quite calm and actually do a good job, but that's just my opinion and I might be a conspiracy nutcase without even knowing it.
That is pretty well thought out, a lot of people end up getting into this stuff and it stresses them out so much they do get a little socially awkward. Everyone is so serious about watching TV and doing instagram is is pretty pathetic.....America for now.
MegaFatcat100 I mean I agree with some of the stuff he says about Hillary being corrupt but the rest of his stuff is either way too edgy or conspiracy theories.
Blinky was the name of the fish. Sounds a bit like 'blinkers', the very same blinkers that Alex Jones fights with all his hot blood pumping heart to remove from your eyes. Then he sells pills.
@@burningmisery regardless, it really was happening. A pesticide they were using on corn was causing frogs to develop hermaphroditism or something. It had been suppressed by a few big companies
Bought bag of pills, LOVED IT!! Also I’ve been adding sodium metal to my water to neutralize the fluoride recently and I think I can smell colors now, thank you Erik!
@@timtheconjurer bro putting poor people in cages is nothing new, America had black people in cages in the 1850's. Or is that false into Alex Jones Says it's true
The "Obama turned my frogs gay with chemicals" T-shirt is actually a brilliant product. Both the conspiracists and anti-conspiracists would buy it. One wants it because it's a real phenomena (the headline actually came from a scientific study), the other thinks it's hilarious and outrageous. Just use a better font on the shirt.
It is funny that what he was talking about wasnt completely made up but the story wasnt about frogs turning gay. It was about pollution causing female frog eggs not to hatch. Not exactly the same thing lol
A conspiracy theorist would only buy it not because it's a real phenomenon but because of their paranoid delusion and the that makes them think it's a real phenomenon and non conspiracy theorists would buy it to make fun of those people cuz there's a f****** joke that they believe everything a water filter salesman tells them
I just want to know how Alex goes from high sensitivity condensor mic to low(er) sensitivity dynamic mic (u87 to RE20), from pop filter on to pop filter off,fidgets and moves, and yet sounds exactly the same the whole time. Either he's got the world's best sound engineer (or most consistent at least) or he's not using the mic at all and his voice goes DIRECTLY INTO MY BRAIN. THE GAY FROGS ARE PSYCHIC CONDUITS!
I've been on RU-vid for many many years and I'm subcribed to around 50 channels and I can say with confidence that you're my favourite channel. Videos like these are timeless.
@@hiropon2985 no he wasn't he claimed it was a globalist conspiracy to turn people gay. When it was just a chemical leak. Dude took a headline and ran off the rails with it.
It's funny that Erik says Alex sees his life as a Tom Clancy novel because one of Alex's most longtime guests is Dr. Steve Pieczenick who co-wrote the "Net Force" series with Tom Clancy. He's crazier than a bag of soup. He claims Clancy based Jack Ryan on him, he says he secretly arrested the pope and he says he was one of the first people to catch COVID (which he of coruse claims to have also cured).
Yeah I do the same thing, on with The Young Turks... oh wait they aren't even ironically funny, just regular retard snobs. Alex Jones is out there to be sure though. The Rogan pod cast was a masterpiece! rofl
Important note about Richard Nixon: he had a tattoo of Roger Stone's face between his ass cheeks. No, wait; that was just an impression because Stone was so far up Nixon's ass.
