Interview with an Agile Coach - Sprint2

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Interview with an Agile Coach with Josh Doe - aired on © The Agile.
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@Yogii0000 2 года назад

The fact that these were uploaded a "sprint" apart is a detail I appreciate.

@nephisto2 2 года назад

This one is shorter scope. I'm sure the next will be late.

@psikosen 2 года назад

The fact that it's late, makes your comment event more brilliant

@AndreiDinTheHouse 2 года назад

it's just an increment. VELOCITY!

@wangyiming9207 Год назад

Yahhhhh! VELOCITY ! Magic word!

@steve16384 Год назад

"I can't remember what I was doing, but I'm going to keep doing it." This is every stand-up.

@alexandremachado1014 2 года назад

´"The company was working fine, before I introduced scrum". That one got me 🤣

@wherami Год назад

truth

@SamuelSmithJ 2 года назад

We need "Interview with a DevOps Engineer." "What is DevOps? It's whatever the developers tell me my job is this week."

@DaveO0808 2 года назад

LOL🤣

@rwelton83 2 года назад

The accuracy

@Jonas-Seiler 4 месяца назад

it’s gone beyond that, now ever dev is expected to understand operations as well and do all the work regarding it on the side next to all the actual developing they still have to do

@the_broly_arms 2 года назад

Oh, my God. The hard cuts in this video have me laughing so hard it actually hurts. Please, I beg you, never stop making videos. 😅

@mikemegalodon2114 2 года назад

Exactly, these cuts are making it 😂

@MichaelBattaglia 2 года назад

You forgot about passing out personalized poker planning cards that use Fibonacci numbers 😄

@mehoprelivoda 2 года назад

with 0.5

@jesusallerdiez Год назад

3 layers of abstraction to determine the time it takes a storie. M -> 2 -> from 1.5 days to 2.5 days of work aka 11 to 18hours dafuq?

@diegoleao 2 года назад

So accurate 😂 Scrum is just a template for organizing your development, nothing more. But the agile coach will $ell you that if you "do it right" it will solve a billion problems. You did it, and the problems are still there? Well, you didn't do it right.

@LandonBrainard 2 года назад

Sounds like how people describe communism to me 🤔

@twinters8 2 года назад

Ah, the no true scrum fallacy...

@50733Blabla1337 Год назад

@@LandonBrainard Pretty much how neolibs describe capitalism :)

@sboneloshezi6529 2 года назад

We need more of these videos bro. I have watched every single one at least 5 times to date and recommend this channel to every developer who crosses my path.

@lunaticberserker5869 2 года назад

"I'm a horrible developer" *looks at the camera confidently*

@zlackbiro 2 года назад

When we can expect QA/tester interview? 😂

@douglasmaclaine-cross9976 Год назад

"they hire me to make waterfall look like scrum" - lol

@ea_naseer 2 года назад

"Don't give customers what they need give them what they ask for..." 5 mins later I'm still trying to process this.

@FLMKane 2 года назад

Its the opposite of what Steve Jobs would say

@IronCandyNotes 2 месяца назад

Training with the staff under a waterfall to become more agile.

@ivanvoid4910 2 года назад

"make waterfall look like scram" lmao I'm dying here XD P.S. Do pair programming! Do pair programming!

@Hexagonaal 2 года назад

HAVE YOU TRIED PAIR PROGRAMMIIIIIING

@blueice1364 2 года назад

Would love to see your iteration of an Android or iOS developer. XD

@kencharles7048 10 месяцев назад

I love these videos so much. I laugh my head off every time.

@justandy3438 2 года назад

Interview with a Rust lover would be amazing!

@glthegamemaster4197 2 года назад

"I don't remember what I did yesterday, but I'll keep doing it" I feel attacked lmao

@gostriderful 2 года назад

Any chance there will be Scala, Haskell, erlang/elixir dev interview ?

@pietrsmit 2 года назад

“….two sprints in delay. “My god.

@toofpastetool 2 года назад

The more you use it, the more you realise it doesn't actually exist

@toyyibomolola6284 2 года назад

Nice one always 👌

@dagadagad 2 года назад

"It didn't work because..." :))))

@mehoprelivoda 2 года назад

Asks for an estimate and treats it like deadline, constantly change scope and add new stuff without new estimates and if its not respected team lacks selforganisation, commitment and responsibility

@davidbakin1953 Год назад

"Help them make waterfall look like scrum" - and here I was thinking he wasn't going to talk about SAFe _at all_ !

@ClydeHobart 2 года назад

As one for hobby, I'd love to see one of these videos about Rust developers!

@caleb-hess 2 года назад

Can you make one about "Test Driven Development"?

@BrettMorin 2 года назад

1:20 OMG I feel like that is what I am in now.

@Bulkje 2 года назад

Lol the mug isn't just taped over. Please do automation engineer!

@TaqveemKhalid 2 года назад

make waterfall look like scrum! 🤣🤣🤣

@Zeero3846 2 года назад

When agile requires conformity to a process, you know it's being done wrong. I think of agile as whatever process helps to achieve these goals: - Regular correspondence with stakeholders - Tasks are clear, verifiable, and short - Developers are not stuck on something for a long time - High priority items do not dominate the majority of sprints Things I've found to help achieve these goals are: - The use of sprints to prevent long cycles of no communication between the developers and the stakeholders. There should be the freedom to adjust sprint size or the amount of ceremonial overhead; otherwise, you're losing productivity. - Points are not treated as estimates or measures of competency, but measures of vagueness. Developers will tend to underestimate work for a variety of reasons, but it really doesn't help if the manager is constantly making the team wary of deadlines, but if points aren't an indication of deadlines being met as much as the potential for uncertainty, then he can at least force a conversation about mitigating the risk associated with that uncertainty, which developers otherwise tend to hide for fear of looking incompetent. - Team members actually do some work together. This at least helps mitigate the problem with certain developers being a single point of failure, and it helps with rapport, unless there's a personality clash. - Junior developers have a scheduled meeting with a senior developer to go over technical details. This is another way to force communication that might otherwise never happen until a lot of time has been wasted. Everything else that's usually associated with agile, I find it to be either extraneous or ends up getting done organically without having to lay it down as standard practice. Agile is just a guideline, not a framework of rules and ceremonies, and many of its practices are just to demonstrate that certain high level goals are actually possible, but the team needs the freedom to revise those practices to find out how best to get there with what they already have. They can't be dictated from on high with very strict standards of uniformity. Maybe the goals to align with can be that way, but the practice needs to vary where it needs to.

@Hexagonaal 2 года назад

You should becoma an Agile Coach!

@Zeero3846 2 года назад

@@Hexagonaal I'd be terrible at it, because I wouldn't make any money.

@Zeero3846 2 года назад

@@Hexagonaal And honestly, no large organization is gonna want anything other than conformity and bureaucracy, because anybody that's VP level and higher look at that sort of thing and call it progress.

@heartache5742 2 года назад

you can't make work not about conformity unless the government starts paying ubi to everyone

@andishawjfac 2 года назад

Agile is a means to an end, not the end itself.

@first-thoughtgiver-of-will2456 Год назад

You'll have a lot less meetings.. And a lot more time for scrum.

@ChristianRodriguez-tv4ct 2 года назад

Gold

@VK-pk8uz 2 года назад

You can't call it SCRUM. We call it SCRUM.

@equipboardsubmission 2 года назад

Embedded systems programmer next!

@Stefan-vz7op Год назад

Love it 😂

@spencerignatescue158 2 года назад

Do one on network security

@Mario-gu7sq 2 года назад

we misss u

@prashantrathod4742 2 года назад

Make QEA interview

@heavenlyactsatheavycost7629 2 года назад

Week 2 of asking for a LaTeX video.

@pedrov8868 2 года назад

we here

@aquepaique 2 года назад

Interview with an Emacs user plz

@unclvinny Год назад

The worst PM I ever knew read Agile books for fun in their spare time.

@Specwryter 2 года назад

What.

@michaelbrister7714 2 года назад

Julia

@vladimirbartek2743 2 года назад

This one was almost too painful to watch. god I hate scrum and all the associated buzz

@CottidaeSEA Год назад

I really don't like scrum. For some projects I think it's good, but it should never be necessary if the team has good communication to begin with.

@Jonwallachio 2 года назад

I'm a scrum master and I love this guy. It's hilarious. Agile isn't perfect. It's just a different way of structuring development teams. Having been a dev, tech B.A., project manager and scrum master, in both waterfall and agile, I'll take Agile any day of the week. Waterfall is just 10 times more political and hierarchical. Devs are treated like code monkies without thoughts of their own. That doesn't mean Agile is some magical panacea though. It's just better. The reality is that, statistically, projects fail at an absurdly high rate. They just fail slightly less in Agile, hence why companies adopt it. Ultimately it's just to improve the companies bottom line. I just also think it makes for a better, more respectful, reasonable and rational, data driven workplace.

@infienite9215 2 года назад

"Don't give customers what they need, give them what they ask for" Democracy, in a way

@Greenthum6 2 года назад

The customer is always right. But make sure you can bill for the hours.

@조바이든-r6r 2 года назад

based im gonna use this phrase in on-site interview

@cauchyschwarz3295 2 года назад

Your comment implies that people are fundamentally incapable of looking after themselves. And that their 'betters' are. Quite the sorry worldview. Belongs to varieties of fascism really. I'd suggest you read "Manufactoring consent". It gives great insight on how much PR effort & strategy goes into keeping people this divided and distracted.

@PeterLeder 2 года назад

This nails it. Your company was consulted to find a solution, the client thought they couldn’t solve on their own. Yet somehow the client comes up with some sketchy ideas, no abstraction, no change of perspective. Your company doesn’t even try to analyse the underlying problem to be solved. And we as developers end up implementing instant legacy systems 😭 software nobody likes, nobody really needs and even the devs lack love for their work in the end.

@marceelino 2 года назад

@@cauchyschwarz3295 lol. You are a really nice joke.

@SlackwareNVM 2 года назад

"I'm so used to it, I don't even hear the waterfall" This is truly sad, and yet so funny.

@VijoPlays Год назад

I hate how accurate it is

@evennot Год назад

@@VijoPlays waterfall can be fine too, like the scrum. Lead just needs to have a precognition of the problems that will arise during the development. Also, I recommend tarot instead of scrum poker and ouija board to determine product's needs. Way more accurate

@OOD2021 2 года назад

"That's why they have me, to make waterfall look like scrum" This is one of the most true jokes I've heard so far :D

@pertsevds 2 года назад

Right on point!

@remka2000 Год назад

So painfully true 😂

@JohnVance 2 года назад

"to help them make waterfall look like scrum" goddamn every scrum I've ever been in

@MrFroggster Год назад

As a Product Owner myself i can say it is accurate. The best part was "we reduced the number of meetings and increased the number of scrum meetings and let waterfall Look like scrum.

@pilot8720 2 года назад

God I fucking love this channel. Also please do Senior C coder!!!

@조바이든-r6r 2 года назад

are u senior c coder?

@pilot8720 2 года назад

@@조바이든-r6r no

@MrRiVoS 2 года назад

Yeeesss!

@CommandantNOVA 2 года назад

Senior Pure C coders? That's basically just the people who invented IP or Databases itself.

@TheRighteousDawn 2 года назад

@@CommandantNOVA I thought they used Linux lol.

@johnelliott9823 2 года назад

During start of lockdown Agile coach insisted we physically stand at home when saying our piece during standups "in the spirit of agile" Two years on not sure where he went..

@liraco_mx 2 года назад

He became one with the spirit of agile.

@boltyk1 2 года назад

you're lucky it was not plunk standup meetings :) but you now, sometimes I want our standups to be during everybody making plunk. It's ridiculous when what supposed to be a quick standup status check become a half to a one hour meeting about everything.

@illegalsmirf 2 года назад

What are you supposed to say while standing up?

@johnelliott9823 2 года назад

@@illegalsmirf what you did yesterday, blockers, what you will do today

@illegalsmirf 2 года назад

@@johnelliott9823 what if you’re not sure what you’ll be doing today yet?

@taylorkaplan2614 2 года назад

"I was a horrible developer", doesn't follow through with a positive 😂😂😂😂

@MrLordZenki 2 года назад

I worked in a company where they decided to adopt Agile and Scrum and literally the first thing they did was set how many hours are in a story point.

@pregret Год назад

x2 😂 it doesn't make sense... But kind of makes some sense

@EspherMercury Год назад

We spent two hours talking about how a story point is abstract and not a unit of time, but the 'smallest' effort item or w/e, and then went we went up to trying to sync across teams immediately said "OK, so when you're estimating across teams, these can differ, so instead think of one story point as one day". I get that it's to set a baseline across teams and to give you 'something' to start with for calculating velocity/capacity/load, but it cracked me up.

@dylanclarke9497 2 года назад

As someone who’s in the middle of switching over to Agile working, this content is eerily accurate to watch. Still trying to figure out why we have an arbitrary deadline to finish by when all that happens if we don’t is that it gets put into the next one.

@winsomehax 2 года назад

Why didn't it get done? If you aren't looking at that, learning from it and instead just rolling it over to the next sprint... then there's your problem.

@talhaabdurrahman9407 2 года назад

@@winsomehax mate, the problem is that people don't set sprint durations based on the stories to complete, they just set stupid deadlines to meet the sprint deadlines. It's honestly funny and irritating for me at this point.

@ace90210ace 2 года назад

If you have arbitrary deadlines you probably not using agile right or not a good Agile framework. with agile you set your own estimates (not deadlines) for bits of work you are confident you can do in a sprint (normally two weeks) so its not arbitrary unless you decided to not estimate and make a abritrary number up (which i assume you dont). The reason for the two week cycle is to not commit to large long pieces of work all at once which would prevent you being agile and changing to the situation as needed. It also over time allows those who set the roadmap to more accurately estimate when things will get done as they have a list of stories you estimated and alot of data on how many you normally do in a sprint. and so long as its reasonably consistent in how you estimate (event if its consistently widely out) they can (relatively) accurately estimate the roadmap. theres allot of downsides and funny points in the video but the "deadlines" part just isnt one ive ever seen (as part of the agile process)

@dylanclarke9497 2 года назад

@@winsomehax doesn’t change the fact that it’s an arbitrary deadline to begin with. Also, planning tickets two weeks ahead is great and all but doesn’t account for high priority tickets that come in immediately after that planning, and NEED to be completed within the sprint that didn’t account for them, further making the sprints redundant as they aren’t stuck to, and can’t be for us to be able to deliver necessary updates on time. The whole process is confusingly unnecessary and apparently makes things more efficient but I’ve seen no beneficial changes yet.

@dylanclarke9497 2 года назад

@@ace90210ace the concept of the Agile deadline being every two weeks (roughly) IS arbitrary. “How much can you do in two weeks?” Is the strangest way to get the most work possible out of people I’ve seen. There isn’t an actual requirement for the work to completed by the date the sprint ends (usually) and as I’ve said above, higher priority work usually comes in during a sprint anyway that needs dealing with there and then, not putting into a sprint one/two weeks away. I just can’t see any benefits of Agile are applicable to the day to day life of the team. I can see instances that it’s useful, such as breaking down a more complex ticket or estimating how long a necessary update will take, but for every ticket? I just can’t.

@Samir-Kahvedzic 2 года назад

"Now are are only two weeks in delay, I mean.. 2 SPRINTS in delay"

@ArisAlamanos 2 года назад

"...to help them make waterfall look like scrum..." hahahahahahahaha

@DjSqueekz 2 года назад

Its been way too long since we've had a new video, please discuss any blocks you're having 😅 But for reals, I would love to see you do a portlandia-style hipster character that's obsessed with all the css frameworks, but doesn't actually know any css!

@robertszustakowski6622 2 года назад

Will we ever get a Sprint3, or did you go back to full waterfall?

@drybiscuits 2 года назад

The awkward moment when everyone's standing up and looking at one another knowing someone's about to lie

@TimothyVogelsang 2 года назад

Yes you can complain, make it a story in your backlog 🤣 You have the best videos bud -- keep rolling!

@doresearchstopwhining 2 года назад

"I help them make waterfall look like scrum." pure gold....

@h3um 2 года назад

we deserve cloud architect next.

@this-cris 2 года назад

Test driven development! or a regular manual QA tester. We are hungry for more!

@dtrippsbold7931 2 года назад

I can’t get enough of these videos

@devvilboyy676767 2 года назад

" Reduce the amount of meetings. Increase the amount of scrum meetings" that shit broke me lol

@victor_TH 2 года назад

Even better than the previous sprint!

@BradenJohnYoung 2 года назад

It should not be possible to love something that makes me absolutely livid, but here we are

@davidbasil3161 2 года назад

"I was a horrible developer"

@dylanclarke9497 2 года назад

Nice timing! Loving this content!

@sagivfer 2 года назад

"Some people believe in this, some people in this, some people believe in scrum" Crying over here

@golubevslife 2 года назад

Waiting for video about DevOps :)

@pm71241 2 года назад

I have to point out that no one has heard from this guy since he spilled the beans on SCRUM .... just saying...

@Jadinandrews 2 года назад

Please do a video on the tech ceo that uses tech jargon more than they have the right to

@tomarik 2 года назад

Got "velocity" into this one!

@wouterschols3345 2 года назад

Got an actual add for an agile coach before this video

@Sarubotai Год назад

"We solved the problem we didnt even know we had" I just got coffee all over my desk - this is gold 😂

@bravefastrabbit770 2 года назад

Ey man when the fuck is the next sprint?!

@protox4 2 года назад

"It didn't work because they didn't do it right." Wait, are you talking about scrum or communism?

@stormarrow2120 2 года назад

best quote. Make waterfall look like scrum. I love it.

@taylorkaplan2614 2 года назад

Please do typescript... Java who refuse to leave Java behind

@Jaracara11 2 года назад

"and hold people from lunch" This is too real

@lmh4162 2 года назад

Keep up the awesome work. You videos are very enternaining :) . You should do interview with Android Developer, iOS Developer, or DevOps. A sketch or interview of a Remote Only Developer would be fun.

@zanepearton5766 2 года назад

Absolutely brilliant 😁👌

@nikosgiaglis9027 2 года назад

Please do DevOps

@조바이든-r6r 2 года назад

i've been waiting for you from korea

@jacquesmarais8498 2 года назад

"How do we know this guy can be trusted? We don't know him." "His name is Josh doe."

@haydenthai935 2 года назад

Can we get a video about C?

@danielconstantin6273 2 года назад

Do a DevOps interview next 🥰

@rodrigo2112- 2 года назад

Looking forward to a Kanban video 🤣

@thestemgamer3346 2 года назад

You need to do a Rust video

@alighathorc1549 2 года назад

Hey man, are you ok? It's been a while since your last video. I hope you are ok. Keep doing this s***! Love the channel!

@tomonabudget 2 года назад

This video is so accurate, it gave my partner who worked as a product manager, PTSD.

@gimlam5909 2 года назад

Must've been toOotally intentional that the channel stopped progressing after Agile came!

@kilo.ironblossom 2 года назад

You missed low-fidelity wireframe, outcome vs output, EBM, DoD is not Acceptance Criteria, cross-functional teams, OKR, collaboration with key stakeholders etc. This video is a practical crash course of waterfall in steroids.