Interview with Senior PHP Developer 

Bruh, the freaking variables.

That's a good one.

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someone clip that please

@@internet4543 NODEoubt about it

Oof

Java

0-0

LMAO

Example? Php has the most robust RFC than any other language out there.

Nice one 💀

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As a 29 year old whose first job was having my brain rewritten to support the COBOL backend of one of the largest 401k companies in America here is my COBOL joke: "The language is so old that it has kids who can vote now".

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@@ryancoote4223 since it’s 63 years old, make that grandkids.

Agreed, I am glad that he made this version as well.

Thanks a lot for this version!

this one is not deprecated😂 video as software

… what… what happened…

This vid is my fav. It somehow gets the least views but this is the best in the comedic sense imo. Note how he wear so seriously when he's talking about Laravel, that always gets me 😂

Timestamp?

I would love to argue against it, but I hate how true this is. Shame they didn't mention PHP 8 :P

My condolences

In 2022 what's the preferred backend development language? Serious question.

@@SomeUserNameBlahBlah Whatever gets the job done and can be easily maintained by others.

Which means PHP

He has 10 years experience in every language.

@@sbypasser819 "Even the ones that have been around for 5 years?" Especially those.

When you said "full stop" is that just a semicolon or die();?

Research? It's called experience. He's lived so many lives it's not even funny.

It's sad to see codebases to this day that doesn't use pdo->prepare(). A real problem for sure hahaha

PDO

That's my experience developing native android apps in Java.

I read the RFCs to keep up with the new features and check the changelogs with new releases to see which things are deprecated. :v

@@outofboundsbro that's kind of your fault though

@@martinn.6082 Damn... Based tho.

Java

Ayo

Lmao 🤣

haha

daamn!

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*Perl

When in reality we are a wordpress clown with a blazer on. What php dev doesn't know how to mess with wordpress? :D Ok some of us are a bit more complicated clowns than that, but the jokes are gold.

Why would you code in PHP if you're not making WordPress and MediaWiki plugins?

@@Soitisisit Because we have superior frameworks like Laravel and to a lesser degree symfony that allow us to build custom web applications. Laravel makes an excellent web API for react as well. You can do big boy things with PHP. Doesn't have to be shady agency work.

@@Soitisisit I'm actually working with Yii2 on a webservice project in the last 6 years, that generates quite a good money for both me and the company. For me it's $160k annually and since its full remote I moved out to a cheap country, so it makes 20 times the average salary here. Personally I don't consider WordPress developers actual developers. I've seen 1 WP project in my life - mb around 7-8 years ago -, I developed 1 custom plugin for it and I'll never do it again. From PHP7 and up the performance isn't bad at all - comparing to other languages - and it can be a good choice for many API projects. I think the common view about PHP is negative for two reasons; 1. too many very bad programmers work with it and 2. early versions - PHP4 and below - was indeed laughable. Examples I encountered for the 1st point: - devs claiming to be senior based on having 15 y o EXP don't know how to write tests, doesn't know what's the debugger - from the many possible solutions, the dev chooses the first he can think of and implements it instead of actually going through the possibilities, analyzing the problem and then based on the benefits and disadvantages choosing a solution - doesn't know how to optimize the code, doesn't do optimization, doesn't know how to do profiling to find out what parts of the APP might be slow - ignores thoughts about possible cyber security issues, doesn't think about the vulnerability of the code he writes - doesn't have best practices, doesn't have principles, doesn't have any ruleset, never heard of coding standards - can't write custom packages - never heard of CI/CD ect. ect - I could list it for an hour. Fun fact: CornHub also has PHP back-end

LMAO

EPIC comment 😂😂😂

@@ildisiri he did it

@@pl0xy did what fam? Some epic epicness?

@@ildisiri he put (Deprecated) in the title of the PHP interview that had music 🤣

That's a lie. PHP 6 was never released.

There is no mastering, only crying 😭 😂

For me the best thing in PHP was documentation

No such thing

Php only knows to give All my friends hate me for using php They are just jealous

"You missed the syntax error on line 127, but it's actually on line 34." My favorite feature of PHP

"json_decode that returns stdclass" - ugh lol

There's no simple way to reference the last item of an array, have fun with count($array)-1, oh I mean the "modern" [array_last_key($array)] which is totally not as verbose as the old option.

Sometimes a comedic take is a lot more sober view on the real issues. Amazing humor we have here.

have you tried literally anything else

Sure, plenty. Senior dev for 15 years. The languages does not matter, the infrastructure around it does. I have no issue with a new project using a PHP framework. I‘ve read AWS will add a PHP runtime to its lambdas, because of the performance.

@@mrk131324 It's far above the python nonsense that's been going on the last few years. I just can't take it serious as being serious. Every single project I install needs a whole tailored environment and then it still has a bunch of failures to navigate. I got good at Java, then PHP & JS. Love them both. I do prefer JS but PHP incorporated some of what makes it enjoyable.

@@mrk131324 You are senior in years not knowledge, PHP is dogshit still. I work in it every day and would like to be in almost any other server side language.

@@Aestareth_ Honestly, as a .NET developer that has years of experience with other languages and frameworks such as NestJS, Fastify and Django, I still think (at least as far as scripting languages are concerned) Laravel is clearly one of the best frameworks out there and PHP has had major improvements including performance improvements that make it a viable option for even large-scale, highly performant web applications; specially if you use PHP Swoole.

I like the high numbers of Zoom in effects

which is a damn shame

@@faridguzman91 I agree

necromancy

@Jonas Jonaitis php is interpreted, what do you mean?

"Concurrency, babe... Oh wait, why does my program instantly ends?"

ENUMS! Maybe there is still hope for get/set properties.

Especially that new cool static method TaylorOtwell::fart() which is just a nice syntax sugar to loop over n number of farts without calling foreach like the boomers do!

Im also senior php dev. imo php framework really bad in performance, too many unnecessary lib/file included just to make coding simple. I prefer pure php basically im creating my own framework so i can control everything

@@ezwanshahrin9123 Its a bad idea you can obviously optimizw.performance and better use some lightweight franework like Slim or framework X.

@@tanzimibthesam5861 I know bro I have tried myself but still no framework beats pure php in performance

@@ezwanshahrin9123 Well performance is not dependant on only a langauge it depends on optimization use of proper tools in 90% of the cases when your project neededs complex functionalities it will take days to write it with core php untimately using so many packages it might hamper performance too. Anyways for a simple app core phpmight be very handy

sorry to dissapoint but we are not that cool