Interviewing for a Job 

“It says here you killed a dog.” “Yes.” “.... Very Good.”

"I think it's just to show I have other interests outside of work" "Why?" Too real, man

I love how male joel is the only one not breaking character

I was actually chuckling at the part "you seem to have a specific history of killing at least 200 hundred people in your previous jobs". This skit is just so stupid it's actually funny.

Boy, I cannot WAIT to read 'The days I remember, the story of my life, how I came to be who I am, and how I came to leave behind who I was - a factual retelling of every moment I have experienced brought to life through the power of language and into a novel format: Part Three' !

It took me a minute to realise that this guy wasn't prepared for the questions you asked him at all. 😂

I love how he's got a fake tape mustache over his actual mustache

The way you rubbed your eyes through your glasses. the way you fogged them up and didn't wipe them. the way you left in the laughter at just the right points. This is the epitome of "criminally underrated." my god, this is impeccable. literally pissed my wife's pants

Finding this channel was like finding a goldmine. I'm glad sketch comedy seems to have a bit of a resurgence lately.

WOMAN. GIVE ME MY POTATO.

Me, thinking this sketch was scripted. "It says here you assassinated the US ambassador to Guatamala" (Struggles to improvise) "I... yes. I killed him."

Shamelessly laughing at all of these deaths. Incredible confidence and a piercing sense of humor. I hope you hired him.

I've had multiple interviews exactly as awkward as this. A lot less murder, though, generally speaking.

the way the interviewee is like... laughing makes him look like a total psychopath lmao!!! this skit is just too good

“seems to me” “yes?” “200 out of 100,00?” “yeah” “really not that many” “yeah exactly”

I want a series about this guy, this universe, and the chaos it offers

As soon as he said, "why is my character killing everybody?" Man, I fucking lost it.

I really love how Janice fogged her glasses and just put them right back on.

"You should read his memoir, it's... horrible *break*"

"why is my character killing everybody" I like...how they dont take their sketches like super seriously and are willing to put in the "breaking of the character" in the videos instead of doing retakes... came here from the animated adventure boi...should probably subscribe by now honestly

I must say, reading "The Days I Remember: the Story of My Life, How I Came to Be Who I am, and How I Came to Leave Behind Who I Was: A Factual Retelling of Every Moment I Have Experienced, Brought to Life Through the Power of Language and into a Novel Format, Part II" was a transformative experience for me! Never before have I seen someone so perfectly capture the existential suffering of a Kafkaesque upbringing, and the ramifications it would have into adulthood. And at a succinct 2,340 pages no less! Wonderful work.

The Days I Remember - the story of my life, how I came to be, who I am and how I came to leave behind who I was -- a factual retelling of every moment I've experienced, brought to life, through the power of language and into a novel format: Part II

I love this so much. The best part is you can tell it's improv, so it's happening live, but because he's playing 2 of the 3 characters I can't tell how it was filmed at times lol

I’m sat here crying with laughter, I come back to this sketch at least a few times a month because I know it’s a guarantee cry-laugh, thank you so much, bloody genius.

How does this feel like improv when one person is playing two of the characters?

"Must be a German name..." *pans to an Asian face

*The Days I Remember: The Story Of My Life - How I Came To Be, Who I Am, And How I Came To Leave Behind Who I Was* _A Factual Retelling Of Every Moment I've Experienced, Brought To Life Through The Power Of Language Into A Novel Format_ *Part Two*

After seeing a lot of Joel’s videos recently, I can honestly say that this one is in my top 3. The guy laughing at the questions really looks like a psycopath. It’s gold!

You’re making some of the most hilarious content I’ve ever seen on RU-vid

I like the mustache over mustache look.

this skit is such a comfort to me, i honestly keep coming back to it again and again, i really love the vibe you have with each other. and also the vibe u somehow have with yourself it still cracks me up everytime thankyou

Have I been applying for jobs wrong this whole time? Has everyone else been writing their kill counts on their resumes? I thought that was supposed to go in your reference letter.

"Why is my character killing people?" -interview guy in the middle of the sketch I laughed so hard at that haha I love it

the amount of detail that went into this they're laughing and breaking character, almost like the interviewee is just doing improv, yet, the two interviewers are the same person shot on two takes, and the interviewee is responding to both of them while breaking character this is messing with my head

I love the blatant character breaking and laughter and how you kept all that great stuff like the interviewee's reactions as he finds out the stuff his character has done. This kind of improv and humour is literally exactly the kind of shit that makes my sides hurt. I can't stop fucking laughing so thank you so much for this

He scratched his eyes through the glasses frame lol

Interviewee’s laughter is probably bc he doesn’t know what joel is reading off the "resume" but it also feels sinister "you killed a dog" and he laughs 😂

"The Days I Remember: The Story of my Life: How I Came to be Who I am, (and How I Came to Leave Behind Who I Was). A Factual Retelling of Every Moment I've Experienced: Brought to Life Through the Power of Language - and Into a Novel Format: Part Two" - This has New York Times Bestseller written all over it.

This is your best skit and no one can change my mind.

I thought he was supposed to be a psychopath in the beginning cause he just cracked up every time he killed something

He definitely didn’t tell him what the script was, I feel like his only instruction was to agree and work of joel. So cute

This may be my all-time favorite skit I've ever seen, anywhere.

I love this skit because if you try and break down how it could possibly work, you can’t. Yet it’s hilarious.

Really killed that interview

Wu feels the need to clarify, after his kill count is listed, that _one_ of them was on purpose, despite listing that he willfully started a fire that killed 200. This implies that Wu started the fire on purpose, in a crowd of 100,000 people, but didn't expect anyone to be harmed.

That's a slick mustache I think this one got the most laughs out of me. I thoroughly enjoyed watching you guys break character whilst concocting this madness

Another Joel Haver classic Haha this one is another favorite for me

"WOMAN! (frustrated pause) GIVE ME MY POTATO!!"... That just killed me. 🤣

Am I the only one who noticed at 3:19 that hes scratching his eyes through the glasses? LMAO!

The part where he said that as a child he lay awake at night punching himself in the face hit too close to home.

So right now, I am going through and watching all of your videos. I have already watched like 20 of them they’re amazing. Ever since I subbed to ya at 140k subs last week. And you are currently at 273k.

This is bizarre, it feels like 3 people improvising, but actually theres only 2 people. Like bro how did he do this???

i keep coming back to this and laughing like it was my first time watching. such a good skit

Recently discovered your work but this video... It reminded me of my father... Coming into a room right after my mom finished baking potato for him... And he would stand there saying: Woman... Woman - give me my potato!!! Anyway what I wanted to say is that sometimes I come back to this video and always laugh like the first time. Thank you & keep up with the good work! :)

Expected this to have over a million views. Haven't had a honest laugh by myself for quite a while, yet this video almost had me in tears! Keep up the good work

"why are you juggling.. why would you juggle?" right off the bat with an absolute banger, and the vid stays hilarious the entire time.

i come to this when i've had a shitty day never fails to make me laugh my favourite

You literally cheer me up when I'm down dude. Thank you

i love how this video has different levels of randomness, plus, the “part two” was just impeccable

This is the hardest I have ever laughed at a RU-vid video 👑 Honestly that just hit me right-

I laughed so hard at the end it brought a tear to my eye. That hasn't happened in a long time. Thank you!

Definitely my favourite skit of Joel's that I've seen

Absolutely LOVED THIS

Did you make everything up as you went along? This seems like it would be great improv.

"How I came to leave behind who I was" as part of a memoir name just kills me

"Why is my character killing everybody?" Including me too, I laughed so hard I died at that part.

This is Joels best work. It took me 90 seconds to realize he was playing all the characters. Incredible.

in the 3 seconds between 0:44 to 0:47, Joel makes the best possible stereotypical interview posture and reference by calling the interviewee- "boy" and the Janice character changes her posture to show concern, patience, and interest in the question the male interviewer has for the "boy". Man, I love Joel Haver and his video ideas- simple, relatable, and funny.

I dunno how many times ive watched this. The energy and dialogue are unmatched

this is my comfort video

It went from juggling to mass murder. This guy is overqualified

This is by FAR my favorite vid of yours, I was cry-laughing the entire time

I like how you kept your normal voice for Janice, and instead lowered your voice for Peter

I roomed with woog in Guatemala, it's so weird seeing him here

I cannot explain what makes Joel funny. But it’s there

Bro 1.4K views my assssssss. You just hit a surge in subscribers so I imagine this will have a DECENT amount soon Edit: I knew it! Vid is over 350k views haha 😅 Joel is getting some well deserved recognition. I’m super happy for him 🤩

"The Days I Remember, The Story of my Life, How I Came to be Who I Am, and How I Came to Leave Behind Who I Was: A Factual Retelling of Every Moment I've Experienced, Brought to Life Through the Power of Language and into a Novel Format, Part II" is such a phenomenal name for a memoir and also maybe a Fall Out Boy song

This is sooo fucking funny dude, i cant breathe

I've spent the last 3 days binging the fuck out of this channel. BEST. XMAS. EVER

Oh my god. I have been leaving out my kill counts on my CV lately. No WONDER I haven't been getting hired! Thank you Joel for bringing this to my attention!

I love how much this bit just falls apart

I wouldn’t hire him. He didn’t seem to take enough pride in the seriousness of the interview.

I laughed so hard at this I cried. I can't wait to show it to my family tomorrow where they will not laugh out loud a single time and I'll have to explain myself.

This feels like the sort of conversation you would overhear between NPCs if someone made a video game out of an Adam Dougless novel

I think this is one of the best videos you've made honestly

I’m literally crying right now of laughter, i fucking love this skit

You guys hear about that crazy freak accident that happened on that field trip where 1000 students jumped out of a plane and only 250 died

4:50 turns out Joel's superpower is improvisation, but it requires him to not blink while doing it. With great power....

I like how its improv... like a real job interview.

Holy shit this is beautiful I absolutely adore your channel

I think this is my favorite video lol. I send this to my friends whenever they’re interviewing

The electrical tape moustache is killing me

The fact this is clearly improvised makes it that much better

I was literally writing my comment to say, "Joel, this is the first short that I just didn't like. And I mean that as a compliment." And then, the laughs got me. "How many kids did I kill?" 😭

2:49 That "Yes, yes." is perfect

This right here? This is why I still subscribe to the internet.

i like how you keep in the laughs it kinda makes it even funnier

I see that the HR department are recruiting for Tony Lazzuto's operation

Lmao he rubs his eyes through the lens frames of the glasses!! Omg awesome material.

I'm glad you didn't delete/unlist this video because it shows your humble beginnings