Introducing the Magneto-Turboencabulator 

Does it come with Lipra Loof protection actuators?

ok

I got up, sat on the toilet and played this. after 5 min of heavy "WTF, this magnetic transmission sucks" i realized the date.

I really like the effort that you put into your videos. But can you simplify it a bit. Most of the things just went over my head.

You are exactly the person to ask. I want to have a way of dumping any amount of electrical energy (I have a perfect basketball size nuclear/black hole energy source that can be fine set, edible, safe) I want a material like the standard apparent plate's on a Gundam, just before the missiles hit, you dump an camera flash of insensitive energy and it doesn't break. There must be a mechanism of having more energy in a space to resist deformation. Can casually free electrical supply make materials stronger to the bring them past their tension ect limits? To me the only point of having a building size robot run around, is to place in a stupendous power supply and have it run around indestructible and nuke proof. Because it's cool. We need electrical power supplimented building materials..I have no idea where to start. Any suggestions welcome, being wrong is also interesting.

That puzzled me too. I think he meant "phyllostachys work surface" there.

@@xnagytibor Thanks for the clarification. Do you think the phyllostachys work surface is mounted on toroidal supports capable of circular motion, allowing the work surface to be translated along the horizontal plane with minimal friction? That would totally change everything.

yeah, I did some research, turns out a "bamboo workbench" is an anti-non-euclidian formation of an advanced composite material made up of primarily cellulose, hemicelluloses and lignin. It was developed by a complex system of interconnected nano-machines designed to deposite groups of nuclear matter with proton numbers 1, 6, and 8 into a polysaccharide, thousands of base monosaccharide units long. Hope that clears things up!

​@@LemonArsonist It sounds simple when you put it that way. Thanks! I have a similar formation here, but instead of being anti-non-euclidean, it's the counter-non-euclidean variety. That might be close enough, so I'm going to give it a try. Fingers crossed (non-euclideanly).

Thank you! I literally understood every 7th word he spoke.

Give this man a job a Rockwell Automation.... Home of the Retroencabulator

Most Science Fantasy is written by science and technology knowledge impaired indiviuals. Calling Star Trek "Science Fiction" is incorrect in a very technical sense, but you're not alone. Netflix includes horroe in the category, so there ya go.

@@inyobill I actually enjoyed the way they did the technobabble in stargate. That show held up quite well even after all the years.

Kind of like listening to Deepak Chopra but more fun.

He did even better than Tapping did in Stargate SG-1.. and that's saying something.

They are a LOT closer than many had thought... Just let that thought fuse into your head for a while.

Just need to nip the whole issue of tangential drifting by the spiving bearings. I think we need some post-famulated ammulite in a polarized neutronic field.

The side fumbling really held it back for a long time.

I think he topped the original. The original was almost entirely fake jargon. This one was accurate to a fault.

Link to original?

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Except the "in every home" part at the end ;) I'll get in touch with your manager, Ms. April Phooles-Deigh with the specifics.

you've seen the original too right??

@@harrisonlong644 I work at Rockwell Automation... I used to configure panametric fams, but I can also align the marzelvanes to prevent side fumbling.

No... no it is not.

@@Dziaji It actually is, at least the 90% I was able to follow, not sure about a couple of terms but I figure those are good too. Its really verbose but he is actually describing how the thing works, like the part "quantum zero point energy stimulating the recombination of electrons and holes, creating super terahertz radiation" is a really wordy way of saying, an led emitting visible light.

Damn, good luck. Have you tried chemoemotionial financially binding simulations?

@@room5245 i hope the electromechaxially cooled virtual webinfexious youtube algorithmous overlord promotes this chain of fine commentary

I would also recommend integrating a thermocouple with adjustable eddy current induction film to really tackle the hyperbullshit velocity centroid…got one off eBay totally legit.

Can we just appreciate the fact that all the likes on the comments above me is a arithmetic series 9-5-1

@@AK-gg5nh idk where you're getting your info man.. :/ get your facts straight

I had fun sticking in the references 😁

Its not just that, you are ignoring in this analysis potential encabulator once it is complete, it still misses main things like logarithmic casing, dingle arm and more, all vital for encabulator to reach it full function.

Excellent comment. I literally understood every 7th word he said.

When you're a physicist and have a plethora of technical terminology rolling around in your head, know how to correctly use all of it, and you create an unbelievably unnecessarily complex system to throw the kitchen sink at, this happens. Lol this was great.

It never ceases to amaze. A lot of the terms are fabricated, with just enough real terms thrown in to make it necessary to use prefabricated amulite and marzal vanes.

That was the only "trivial" design detail.

Our names are similar

These layers are extremely thin... O_O

It took me way too long to figure out this video was a joke

This was delivered so well. I, too, died

It is truly a piece of art and flawless absurd jargon made to be nearly nonsense all in the same temporal moment

I mean, a battery feeding an inverter which feeds a DC power supply, simply brilliant

I agree. Perhaps we should treat its backside to some electroconductive elemental deposition to show our appreciation. In a completely platonic way, of course.

It’s all about the dingle arm

@@AlphaPhoenixChannel Ahhh that must be how you've completely eliminated sinusoidal depleneration. Dingle Arm 2.0 and it's improved dingle-arm dangle angle.

@@AlphaPhoenixChannel As long as the Sinusoidal Repleneration does not exceed three o' clock Celsius per evolution, the Drawn Reciprocation Dingle Arm is unnecessary. You're nowhere near that.

@@tomtroszak you guys are something else 😛

Unlike the original though, everything he says here *does* actually make sense. It has simply been obfuscated via a verbose application of obtuse technical minutiae.

and how is flux normalisation achieved without the use of marsel vanes and a panametric fam?

@@mycosys remember, the panemetric fan is mounted on TWO spurving bearings, on the up-end of the gram meter.

@@jesseschooler918 I love this comments section. Thank you.

In short: yes.. the magneto-turboencabulator will have demodulated phase widths BUT the phase coefficients will always cancel out due to syncopated retroangular motion in the Marsel vanes. The complicated part (WHY the Marsel apparatus retro-heterocatalyses the phases) is honestly too long for these margins to contain. The helpful folks at /r/vxjunkies have many more experienced encabulation engineers and passionate hobbyists who can help provide learning resources.

Agreed. And how he managed to harness the magnetic flux to eschew the problems of double spurving bearing was pure genius.

Progress never sleeps! This is a fine addition.

Ha, nice collection! :) Electronics test equipment manufacturer Keysight published a video last April showcasing their own Electro Turbo Encabulator, including some comments/"reviews" from popular electronics RU-vidrs: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-fltOyddlnOE.html So that immediately came to mind when I saw this video exactly 365 days later! 😸

i appreciate the immense amount of effort (or thesaurusing) that it took to do this, but what i appreciate about the original is precisely that it means nothing, yet we can make pseudo-productive conversation about it like we all know exactly what mechanisms reduce side fumbling and linear-covalinear deplenarations. though perhaps it is time for us to finally leave behind the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that uses duractance in favour of superencabulator models that use hypercasers and simulated marzal vanes.

I don't like the "classic" turboencabulator either as it has just nonsense. This on the other hand is very clever.

Agreed.

Um, around 37seconds in, even as one part of my brain was still trying to assemble/parse what was being said, another part of my brain couldn’t help but notice a teeny-tiny suppressed smirk between words. I stopped the video, put on playback at low speed to confirm and then broke out into a broad grin :-) . I’m not sure I need to watch rest of the video today, though I’m sure it’s spectacularly well made - as all AP’s videos are. Maybe I’ll come back tomorrow and read the comments.

@@drmartinbartos meds

*lose

@@Eidolon1andOnly looseing

There's nothing loose about this turboencabulator.

haha

One day through and this is still my favorite comment

@@AlphaPhoenixChannel Happy to see you like it as well, it took me a full minute to type

Its that sinusodial deplaneration in the weng shaft supports. He should have used Milford Trunnions......

nonetheless great breakdown of the mechanism driving the turboencabulator

how do you intend to induce salt water with this 'quantum flux' thing?

Please stop sharing this. The flux saline inductor could be added, but to do that, the quantum helix states of the disks would have to be harmonized with at least a level D flux encapsulation to keep the theta-force hydrodynamics at safe levels with prolonged use. Your advice would risk a directional helix radiation vortex, making it even more irresponsible.

Can confirm, as a computer science major, that this is almost exactly what the first day of PHY151 was like.

You're forgetting about the conductor deltoid duractance......Itll never see more than 1.6/unity......

If you like technobabble: r/VXJunkies You're welcome

The funniest thing is... The babble is an accurate description..

@@kayakMike1000 and it's almost as funny that soo many people doesn't understand that at all and just assume it's all made up techno babble :D

It's not really nonsense. It's just really a obfuscated description

@@NikiTricky2 50/50 I'd say, it's a healthy balance :p

I love the word “obfuscated”

@@AlphaPhoenixChannel Me too :)

You would do well to research the history of the turboencabulator

@@AverageThinking Id have to suggest the Rockwell Retroencabulator with authentic Milford Trunnions. Unless you want the dingle arm to bind, torqueing the weng shaft. Once that delaminates the marzel vanes will go straight through your sliphole with out and gripjiggy if youre standing in plane with the rotor!

Same here lol Figured it out halfway tho...