There's even this old poster thing floating around the internet from years back about a guide and mating with aliens. 1) Are they sentient? 2) Have they reached adulthood/maturity? 3) Did they accept your mating request(or something along those lines)? I don't remember if there were other criteria, but generally the answer is that you can lay the alien if all questions are answered yes.
4. Are they physically/mentally/(maybe even spiritually) “compatible” enough to perform worthwhile activity? For example, what if a species is enough like a human to mate but eats the male afterwards for nutrients? Or implants parasitic offspring, etc?
And Barry thinks its because of the toxic comments sections of social media Nope the real reasons is because of our freaky pornography and need to sexually conquer all of existence Lol 😂
@@WE_DONT_LIE I mean, kinda? there isn't an actual central "warcrimes" list instead it's all treaties between specific nations and/or groups, so practically speaking even the really truly horrible stuff is in there more as a threat to sign the treaty than as an actual agreed-upon thing that nobody should ever do. it also means that most of the items on the actual "warcrimes it is then" lists are there because politics and/or business deals rather than because they are overly horrible and/or effective, so you get a mix of weird stuff like uhhh...oh! here's one: the military use of tear gas and riot hoses are both warcrimes according to the geneva conventions (less sure on the riot hoses part of that since I haven't checked it myself). political concessions and/or business deals about specific weapons systems like outlawing bouncing betties. and seemingly bizarre ones that are leftovers from god knows when because getting a law _off_ the books is next to impossible even before it is part of an international treaty like "no using triangular bayonets"...I wonder if witchcraft would be a warcrime anywhere. there's also some accidental ones that are kinda hilarious like how it is _technically_ a warcrime in most nations on earth to have rust on any military implement intended to cause bodily injury (including to people on your own side) because that could _technically_ be an attempt to enact biological warfare which is about as silly as it sounds despite biowarfare _absolutely_ being a valid thing to consider a warcrime and about the closest thing to being globally ratified as such because it is so damned _easy_ to do and so utterly not a good idea on a related note you'd be surprised how many countries do not officially consider the use of nukes to be a warcrime, turns out there isn't actually much reason for a country to ever sign a treaty against the use of nukes unless they either already are a nuclear superpower or have no intention of ever becoming one, and surprisingly good reasons NOT to sign them because the actual contents of a lot of those treaties are a lot more about crippling the development of related tech and infrastructure than they are about directly preventing/condeming/etc the use of nukes because quite frankly if you are launching nukes then you dam well better be WAY past the point where you should be giving a shit about treaties of any sort. probably the most sensible big category is stuff that governments fairly routinely do at war that are just *WAY* more trouble to clean up or outright impossible to recover from, like literally every single country in euroupe (erm _literally_ literally, not twitterally) making looting or destroying eachother's (or their own) museums a priority and destroying over half the completely irreplaceable stuff in them as a result with a large portion of the other half ending up in private collections...I think there might be a lot of treaties that specifically address attacking infrastructure in this category (there are places where stuff like blowing up major dams can be considerably worse than nukes) but I have in no way so much as done a 5 second google search on that and again, even if there are treaties about that they aren't going to weigh in much on that kind of decision without some truly extreem consequences and the reasonable belief that they will be backed up.
@@jadedsilverlining9427 no, seriously, I legitimately would not be surprised to find out that there are treaties between countries explicitly listing the use of witchcraft/paganism/etc as a warcrime. there is some monumentally stupid junk floating around, dumbest I can think of off the top of my head is that I'm pretty sure there's a few cases where some country in euroupe decided to declare war on some country in africa for some inane reason or another and never bothered to check if the country they are declaring war on actually exists. there's a fair few other cases where countries just sorta...never actually got around to declaring a war was over? or possibly just outright forgot they were officially at war? they were such jerks to their neighbors that there really wasn't any difference in the day-to-day from normal aside from how serious their country was about rounding up proper armies from time to time so over the course of a couple decades it was entirely possible to just... loose the information. anyways, there's been a good many cases where someone was going over old records looking for stuff and found out they have technically "officially" been at war for the past few centuries. they also often didn't bother calling something a war when the someone that they were attacking was not part of their social group...countries just sorta generally act like sociopathic middle schoolers really.
@@evernewb2073 And I was making a joke about that. I have no doubt some obscure countries they dont teach about have weird treaties against things like that.
12:43 - _"We might even have to recategorize Earth as a Category 6 Deathworld."_ ...After they get a look at Australia, they might have to bump that up a "Category 7."
It's not really surprising. Given that the initial assumption is that they had to use technology available to the human race, and that humanity is currently at a major technological disadvantage. Using either extreme force that would likely ignore typical defenses or subterfuge makes sense. Given that the "rules of war" is a generally agreed upon set of limitations amongst the participants, one side blatantly declaring no rules means no regret for them choosing death.
H: Pretend the Geneva Convention doesn't exist, got it! A: Geneva what? H: A list of rules for war that we agreed upon to prevent our extinction.... ... and now yours I guess. *frightened alien silence*
"There are no rules." Narrator: the teacher would come to find the horror and malignancy of human enginuity when applied into warfare Humans: good times rhymes with WARCRIMES!!
This reminds me of the real life incident the cocaine bear for only a couple of seconds it became the deadliest animal on earth 💀 No I am not joking the bear found a bag of cocaine and ingested it, it proceed to run for a couple of miles before dying
How many points is incinerating a world worth? Surely you cannot be serious!? Well, The USA has so many fusion bombs that... Okay, okay, you win! But I never got to take my tur... I Surrender!
Teacher: "Humans can you give us a brief summary of your wars and how they shaped your culture" The German Student: *stammering* "I- I don't know why we have to tt- talk about that, let's talk about something else ya?" *tugs collar*
Human males: *sees Gundam* goes monke mode As a representative of this species and it's males I can confidently say this is how we would react to seeing a giant xeno slaying robot for the first time
Not only males...gimme some too! Some girls would like to play as well, add to the robot fights female logic and enjoy the chaos encarnate we would make)))
Honestly I'm with John with the food thing, the caribbean in me would absolutely have gone apeshit at the very insinuation that I'd have to eat raw unseasoned ANYTHING. I do not blame the man in the slightest, must be *mad*
I would be ok with raw fruits and veggies as well as rations for a while But I would be making request or putting together some utilities for cooking I mean you could probably request cooking supplies be made as they seem accommodating for different needs for different species Just explaining that our species was evolutionarily adapted to breaking down foods with heat and preserving it with different spices should be sufficient. Although even with cooking I would probably request that I be notified based on a preference for synthetic protein and not “naturally sourced” meats lol
@@themotions5967 I do find it weird that something as fundamental as our diet wasn’t already accounted for. It’s not a major flaw, but it did leave me scratching my head
@@ianharrison5758 the easy way put here is the understanding that other species didn't need to cook food as they all seem to be abit more primal in their method of eating. This idea brings forward the fact that eating food raw for predators means while they run and chase they heat up and burn through their energy to break down the food. It then would make sense that for the general population of species who eat meat that since creativity isn't commonplace cooking could be considered disgraceful or torurious and sadistic to the food
Human 1 “OMG they shot him with CoCaine” Alien 1 “Oh no is that poisonous to Humans” Human 2 “Uhm you could say that …”Human 1 “More like We may have to stop him from Killing each and every one of the pirates with his bare hands” Alien 1 “What the hell are you people made of???”
@@joshuawilliams8921 humans regularly consume poison for recreational purposes, most painkillers were developed as defensive mechanisms by plants, many lifeforms tried to kill us and we used them to get stronger!
This is just a fascinatingly well written scenario. I'm afraid I'm going down a new rabbit hole. By the way, the one thing that popped into my head mid way through this listen: "Barry, we need to cook"
I had a very different idea of where this was going to end when it was mentioned the dragon lady discovered the sexual fantasies of man. This idea was briefly reinforced by the bit of how she regarded Barry as almost a white night rescuing the princes from danger, from human stories. And sadly this idea was never mentioned afterwards
the broken but perfectly understandable speech from the "aliens" will always be fun to read. EDIT: of course the first guys to go to outter space fucked the dragon first. not sure what else i expected of the boys.
I'm almost 100% sure Barry fucked that dragon... As a member of the dragon fuckers league I commend him for doing something all of us in the league have dreamed of doing.
Lol, I was reading that thinking, that's familiar (English is my only language), read it over and over again, WAIT, is that Rammstien ?, pull up Bang Bang lyrics, son of a ...
"Her tongue danced excitedly inside her maw, hoping there'd be a few males in the four students coming to the Rar Meena academy"😏👉🍆🐲 Wow be careful what u wish for ... On both sides..😏 When the henti wants the guy more than he wants it 😳😳😳🤣 And no ... don't tell me this isn't exactly what was meant.. lol😂
The dragon fucker main lined cocaine then proceeded to beat two pirates to death and shoulder carry said slain dragon and that’s double his size. At least I’ve got an idea for for a bard barbarian multi class.
Double his size, but probably not in weight. Even if her wings are mostly vestigial, it'd likely mean space dragons are a bit more like birds as far as bone density and such goes. Likely evolved on a lower gravity world too.
During the ch4, war strategy I had a very human idea on how to deal with it. First you cause a big enough distraction off world, towards the edge of the system. Big enough to cause the enemy send the majority of their forces towards the distraction. Then, send a small force in to take the mine. If the forces guarding the mine are too much for the team to handle. Then they could drive them back into the mine, collapsing the entrance and any escape routes, trapping them inside. Then all they have to do is wait for the enemy to die off inside. With the majority of the enemy forces away and the on world enemy shut up inside them mine, they could send in extra forces to back up the original team while they wait for the enemy to die off. This would also give them the necessary vessels to get the goods off world and wherever we need them. Once the mine is under control, resort to guerilla warfare to lure and pick off the rest of the enemy. If the mine is too hard to keep, then the goal is to get as much of the supplies off world, sabotage the equipment, and abandon the mine. Once the enemy resumes mining, detonate previously planted mine, bombs, ect. This would continue to decimate their forces and hopefully decrease moral in the enemy forces. Helping to turn the war in the humans favor. This isn't the BEST plan, but it took me less than a minute to come up with. So, a little concerning. Given enough time I could come up with something better. Something safer for the soldiers, that would cost less.
I just simply capture one of their ship and crack their communication network and fill-to-the-bream with “enemy has been spotted” or “we are under attack from home-world” and when the ship are returning to home world. Due a Russian gorilla warfare and (if they are a straight-forward-intelligent species) I folded the communication with “is water is wet” and Rick roll.
I thought: Use signal jammers to block communication. Fill the mine with Zyclon-B (the toxin used in the Auschwitz gas chambers) and collapse the entrances. Station soldiers outside each entrance to make sure the enemy does not try to make an escape. Wait a week. After a week, sweep the mine for any stragglers and eliminate them. The survivors would be too weak from the gas attack or starvation.
If this story has taught me anything it’s that if we ever make first contact with alien species we are gonna have ALOT of explaining to do if they ever access our enternet network….
"well, look... this is product of our imagination, and our inclination to reproduce. We didn't get from 1.5 billion people to 8 billion in 70 years just watching at other's eyes constantly...!"
@@cruelmilk4465 > Why does it always have to be an anime!?!!??! There is a wonderful video here on youtube that explain why people prefer anime to western media. The video's title is: Why Western Media Sucks & How Cyberpunk Edgerunner's Subverts It
@@cruelmilk4465 because western media (in particular comic and cartoons) hasn't had more than a handful of new idea in decades. Japan will explore different concepts or make variations of something and characters; meanwhile what reboot of batman are we on since 1930?
This is hilarious on so many levels the pervert dragon and alluring to romance with the chill american with said dragon to the angery French man not getting cooked food to the cocaine guns it's just so beautifully hilarious
"Her tongue danced excitedly inside her maw, hoping there'd be a few males in the four students coming to the Rar Meena academy"😏👉🍆🐲 Wow be careful what u wish for ... On both sides..😏 When the henti wants the guy more than he wants it 😳😳😳🤣 And no ... don't tell me this isn't exactly what was meant.. lol😂
@@vickymoreira1260 they are both german and japanese, considering the favorite weapons of the germans in WW1 (flammerwerfers and different and colorful kinds of gases) and japanese during 99.9% before "two suns" falled over them... kinda gives them a lot of experience
well, this kind of stories already existed, one example of this is Warhammer 40K, wich puts in a weird position the humanity in a "deus ex machina winning" and "deus ex machina loosing" to give some... spice to the plot this cathegory you are talking anyways is the HFY (Humanity Fuck Yeah!)
The Ukrainians and Chinese would nervously agree. Technically American doctors do not 'kill' patients listed as organ donors, but certainly won't go out of their way to save them if they have head wounds and pristine organs. Kidneys are very profitable!
@@steveradroach9101 probably should have been more specific as to say that it was not required to be lethal and that organ harvesting that actively results in death is seen as mostly morally objectionable by most cultures.
That’s the type of thing where I think the alien was right but didn’t have the full picture. 99% of us, at least I hope, wouldn’t approve of nor stand for normalized organ trafficking, it’s just that those organs are very valuable and we don’t have the resources allocated to the places needed to be able to tell if a listed donor was actually a victim of medical malpractice and there are still many places where you can just disappear bc Jeffry learned how much a liver is worth
I am loving this story. I do hope that the next chapters come out soon. I want to learn about the mystery of why humans know about dragons. How are the humans going to be involved with the galaxy at large? What sort of laws will need to be passed about humans wanting to have consensual sex with every species? (And if you think that there is a species that no one would want to bang, then you are still pure of heart. Please leave the den of vile villainy before you are corrupted...... it is to late for the rest of us.)
I honestly had thought for a moment that if there would be a species that has toxic (for humans) fluids and incompatible mating method then no one would want to bang them especially out of fear of death. However then I really pondered about it and realized that it would be only a challenge and not disqualifying traits for some people.
"Are there any rules?" "What do you mean rules, its a war, there arent any." Me: Well, there arent any rules yet. Geneva convention, more like geneva suggeations
Oh god, "splashing back on him the vomit Jean had just hurled, causing him to repeat the cycle" made me laugh so hard I almost passed out! I can't even rewrite that part without going into a fit. That was unexpected.
Glory to the spinny rock (which is not here)! Hell of a story to get in it's totality, but a fun one. I rather enjoyed how well you did giving all the key character's their own 'voice' based on their personalities. It was good!
Interesting and they found our internet.... god help them. Also telling humans that war has no rules.... oh my. Barry clearly subscribes to the "lay dragons " instead of "slay dragons" philosophy. .
Ya mate bad idea to tell Humans anything in war is acceptable, Didn’t they see earlier in the book what we tend to do just to interrogate one of our own people. Never tell us to take off the kid gloves. Lol 😂
@@joshuawilliams8921 yeah, if one of their own military kids was a step away from calling our torture, things we knowingly do to a human being, what the hell do they think were gonna do to a species we could make the entire species see as lesser than us with a few good propaganda reels. We dehumanize eachother to such extreme extents in our worst moments in history it takes a fool to believe they will get that level of treatment at our best when they weren’t even from the same planet
I sat and listened to the whole thing in one sitting, could not stop. The author of this clearly has sooo many interesting ideas. Would love to see a novel by them, in this setting or otherwise.
I need more for dragon x Barry seriously I'm no furry but I've always been fascinated by the romance that comes with unknown territory. They're probably the only interspecies couple to have occurred naturally. I read the introduction to dragon biology 101 however it took the romance out of it and was stated to not be fully accurate to the canon (which I'm happy about). But still I see this romance blooming and I wanna see what comes of it especially when her dad finds out.
What is this!? This is awesome! I'm not even 15 minutes into the story and I'm having a hard time leaving my lunch break to go back to work. I hope there is more like this on the channel... I will have to wait till after work to find out.
The Spark. Reminds me of something I re-watched recently. "Imagination is a weapon. Those who fail to use it, die first." Oh yeah that Goblin Slayer anime. He was always wasting those monster any way he could think of.
1. Error: They accessed our Internet withour proper Guidances. This could have caused serious mental damage. 2. Is it just me or is the Dragon-Girl a bit TO interested in human Stories about Dragons, Knights and the Damsel in Distress?^^ On the other Hand, Barry does seem to be kinda friendly towards her. I see potencial for sub-Plot XD 3. Great..... they shot a male US-Teenager with adrenaline-rush with cocaine. That was like an invitation to get beaten up. 4. Sounds fun to interact with these Aliens and explain them what an absurd and dangerous Species we are^^ 5. im worried for this Universe... if the other Species really would have no clue about Food-preparation, if feel sad for them. If there are predatory Species that only eat raw meat and herbivores who eat just fruits, what makes this us? Apex-Omnivores with the power of Spices? XD
to be fair, after she found human dragon hentai and found out humans fuck like rabbits compared to her people she did say she was hoping there would be male humans...
1:39:14 so Laura has Ramstein as her alarm? A woman after my own heart. An Awesome song off of their album "Mutter", if I'm remembering correctly. It's been years since I've listened to it, perhaps just since my own college aged years.....
It's a custom in many countries, for women to stay in their parents home until they get married, it's not weird, and as long as the child (men too) contributes significantly to the household, it's not weird at all.
So NO ONE in the comments picked up on the fact that it was implied that Barry and Dragon Girl had some sort of secret romance? They did have that "long chat" by themselves that we never found out about, followed by Barry coming to class with scratches and bruises on his face the next day while wearing a Hoodie(hiding his dragon hickies pehraps). Then we have Dragon girl wink at him in class lol
My Boi Barry out here Representin the states! in his first week of school, he impresses the class, picks up a new sport, sleeps with a damn dragon, beats up some terrorists and takes cocaine!
@@novasvendsen4226 The estimates put it at about 5% of websites being porn. Well, on the other hand dark web is estimated to be at least as big as the "overworld" net, so that'd be hard to quantify. Not to mention that normal web websites with registration requirement to see content classify as dark web too. Also while the internet development was, in fact, spearheaded by porn, it has since grown quite tremendously in other areas.
I have continuously been confused by the size of this station, as it seems to be simultaneously large and small, with multiple decks that can be sprinted across and a gundam arena, yet the entire student body can fit inside a single room. The head engineer was randomly run into and a single room feeds the entire student body and presumably staff too?
I think it's a sort of set up based on the Spark, some years there are more with the spark from the other species, but others they need only a single classroom?
I think the system is more like the Japanese where you stay with your class for the whole day. In their system the teacher goes from classroom to classroom instead of the students moving around. So there are other classrooms of student, just not named. Either that or it’s to show how dumb the rest of the galaxy is with this basically being the universes geniuses. Also with the single room feeding everyone, with future technology if you can fit everything in one room why would you not make it one room, it’s a waste otherwise.
I think that the station is decently sized. However, the number of students and staff is low. I would say that the station is about the size of a 1000 student high school in America. But with a population of 200 people. Maybe 75-100 students and around the same number of staff. (Need more staff to run the station itself than a ground based school.)
@@baumholderh8425 oh, that's also the Brazilian system! We use it because having entire classes of students going in and out every 30 to 50 minutes would cause imense chaos in the corridors. If it's anything like that, each class probably has a code, like "1-A" for first grade class A, or something of similar nature, to identify it. And there's probably a central room/corridor that fits the entire student body; on my old school we used the indoor gym/sport area (idk how to translate, think of a sport area which is a indoor football field and basketball court fused together) for that, because it was the largest space available and it connected to the main corridor/patio, which in turn connected all other spaces in the school. Wouldn't surprise me if they have a large room like that that they use for large reunions or announcements; it's probably a central area too so it can connect to all other areas.
Lol. As a American whose ideals particularly sway a certain direction, I have a slight feeling that me and Barry's mindset went the same direction during the crisis.
Them: "No rules." Humans glancing at each other: "Are you sure you want to do that?" I would watch this anime, though it does somewhat remind me of some already.
we have a fascination with preserving history because it's been taken from us. humans have been around for 400,000 years and we have records going back 10,000.
I know that eating the flesh of dead sentients would be unnerving to many people, but it IS practical. As long as there's no funny business going on, like arresting people on false charges or made-up crimes to harvest their meat, and you aren't killing people to eat them, it doesn't seem that bad to me. But there's also the matter of disease. I imagine they'd handle the flesh of a being who died of a contagious disease differently. But aside from that, can I just say how much I LOVE that there is an alien species in here that's basically dragons? It's freaking EPIC! I literally cannot approve enough. And there's also space cat-folk, HELL YEAH!!! I would probably get in trouble for running up and trying to pet them, tbh. And eventually the humans are going to have to tell the aliens that pretty much ALL of us are creative. I look forward to seeing that convo. But I wonder why it would be rare, isn't it a basic advantage that helps people deal with situations and problems? For that matter, world having no threats at all, even basic poisonous plants, venomous creatures, diseases or threatening natural events seems kinda unbelievable. That they're considered so bad that they cause a planet to be called a deathworld and are so rare most forget they exist, that hardly seems realistic. I'd expect most planets would hardly be habitable instead of that extreme. That kinda breaks the immersion a little for me, but otherwise I love this.
I think it is because all of the Asians seem to have evolved to their situations and creatively was a good but unnecessary advantage so it didn't become extremely common whereas humans aren't as specificly evolved so we relied much more on our creative solutions so as it was more necessary it spead to the hole species
Did the American ever get to present his? I would find it funny if it seamed like to most over the top bravado but ended up being the one that left the most devastation on the enemy and was very detailed on how to take the oil.
the first story...i foresee an sudden investor desire.. from BOTH directions to set up a civilian station near human home space for trade and exchange of ....'services'.. XD aww...schotee ,sounded quite alright... responsible ''this is work space even if you are 'gifted' sho sho!'' ...and yet happy to take a moment of time to help the new one out..not to mention ,while making contacts with academia might be good for potential carrier ,having friends in maintenance might give you insights into areas that current tech could use refinement one way or another... giving an angle for things not immune on any 'patronage' changes so to speak
Fun fact! There's a NSFW bonus chapter called "Introduction to Dragon anatomy" which you can find in the Author's Reddit account. EDIT:Replaced "gragon" with "Dragon",ty Mouse Steam
