Irish Dating Show - SNL 

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AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA, no ma, buenísimo!

OOhhh, poor lil bird bones McBrownblood, at least the lil one doesn't have tic tac teeth...

You fucking bastard 🤣🤣🤣

I was like it's a perfectly normal sentence and then I reread it geezzz🤣🤣🤣

Picky picky 😁

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Pro tip: read that response in an Irish accent.

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i can't stop laughing!

Did this really happen??

@@ak538 probably not but it's a nice thought

@@ak538 I’d like to think it did. Even if It didn’t, haha.

@@ak538 I figure it probably didn’t happen. It would be a weirdly specific thing to lie about in the comment section of a RU-vid video. But you never now

What a legend!

So is their red hair wigs.

Everything Cecily has ever done is impressive, she perfect

@@joshr9740 for real.

Aidy is partially Irish btw.

@Aerozine you mean *Real iRA*

Holy shit that was brilliant... the perfect delay between reading it and the joke dawning on me

Not sure how you delivered a joke so well, through text..but ya did.

Omg

G.O.A.T

Literally laughed out loud at that! ;o) * polite clap *

The Irish people are among the most attractive on Earth

I do !

It is a spoof where stereotypes are meant to bring smiles, even to sourpusses.

Bourbon Beaucoup yup, got that, am Irish was just pretending not to have 2 smoking hot cousins. Your comment is appreciated if not Ironic.

Bob Dooly lucky lucky bastard ! 😂🤣

Picky picky

“picky picky” ALWAYS gets me omg

"Saint John's ghost" DEAD 🤣😂

Wich St.John?

LMAO

Lol that's so terrible in the best way

Savage!

Bastard stole that law from Mississippi! And we want it back!

LMAO CLASSIC

That would've been a great plot twist🤣

Destiel forever

I bet after the commercial

@@marymcewen6888 yeah, technically the show wasn’t over yet.

But as he said she's 500 years late

I'm pretty sure it wasn't a flub. She was downplaying the meaning of the word sex, from romantic sex to casual sex.

Cecily is sooo hot

i dont think that was a flub, that was the joke

@@glenneric1 no it was a clear flub. That's why she started laughing

@@mavs2147 I understand what you're saying but I don't really "understand" it.

I agree!

That deserved a bigger laugh from the audience

WHAT LMAO

I mean he`s unusually pale....

@@jp4431 thank you!!

LMFAO

Are you sure you're talking about Conan O'brien and not our dear leader CallMeKevin?

“A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” ❤️

You are a hottie... Too bad we are not related.

Oh are ya now?

What happens between cousins, can never be denied :)

@@heavnnnsent ;)))

I met a lot of cousins when my great grandma died and most of them made a move on me hahahaha

😮 ...REALLY, ​@@ooburrisukai9287???

This made me meet up with my cousins multiple times a year almost every year. I've 40 and 13 aunts and uncles though.

Is that true?

@@Ashuraizumi99 it is true.

Is island that small?.

I'm not Icelandic, I'd be a stud there? Hell yeah

*The Norwegians brought alotta Irish slaves over to Iceland* 🍻🥃😵‍💫☘️

He probably would've gotten it anyway since his uncle's the owner

His uncle owns the pub. So he doesn't need her to get free pints.

Aye, pints and shepherd’s pie !

@@qwertyuiop123456168 If that were all it took, the guy'd be out of business. Dating/marrying is CLEARLY the safe course of action.

Id go with 1 & 3... I think they would be good with that. No fatties!!

Were they at least funny though?

I'm American and I think Americans trying to do an Irish accent are the worst. Not many get it right. But I do love the Irish accent!

But, If they were accurate American audiences would struggle more to understand?

That's what happens when you try to do an Irish accent while sober...

Shit

Hopefully not exposed to the sun without sunscreen 🧴

@@stephysteph9538... Lol. ♡

I'm swedish and that is my skin too. Sigh.

I wish that was my skin, you lucky Irish !!!

EXPOSED

Tyler Alexander never realized that he couldn’t see them and I wondered how does he not realized that 2 of them aren’t his cousins

@@hectorarredondo6929 This layout , with the wall , is from an old , actually real dating show where they really couldn't see them. But in this skit, the way they set it up, the wall looks too short. Probably just cause they didn't have room on the stage or something.

I hate when sketches on a comedy show aren't more realistic and accurate to real life. It really takes me out of the silly comedy when minor details aren't paid the proper attention.

@@adgato75 I don't know, it seems possible to me that "The Dating Game" made it easier for him or her to see than we thought so that they'd end-up with the dates they actually wanted. Then again, Harlan Ellison was a contestant once, and when he wrote about it he didn't mention anything like that, and he would have jumped at the chance. (When asked where he'd take his date on a first date, his answer ended with their going to the City Dump to shoot rats. He didn't get picked, for some reason.)

maybe "Niall" couldn't see them... brown blood and tick tack teeth take a toll on the vision

@@Lugh444 I see what you did there!!!

William Vouk omg 😂

Well all I can say, is that we don't take kindly up here in Arkansas when people make fun of our wives. Ain't that right sis?

Philip M oh shit you really made me laugh out loud thank you

Are you sure you're not thinking of Pakistani Muslims?

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Ikr? Hahahaha

I WANT TO KNOW!

Same lol

@thisguy Kissing cousins. Who would have thunk it. Lmao

I'd guess Kate because he already slept with the other cousin

Good one

T'anks me love I need that disparit. Love from Canada on a grey day.🇨🇦

Lies again? EURO Winner

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I made it 1.9k

That day is gone .... if you can afford 1 or 2 children you'd be lucky nowadays .... all the economic migrants coming in and getting free housing.

@@theeggtimertictic1136 der da der they took our jobs xD

@@theeggtimertictic1136 They wouldn't be getting a place in your society if you were good enough to contribute as much as them.

lol same here

@@rrraynoorrr How is getting free housing contributing?

Ha ha .. yeah I saw your genealogy report too.. congrats on the recent birth of your daughter by your cousin .. ha ha 😘

Loooool

{In an Irish brogue}: The family tree is long on trunk, short on branches is it?

lol same.

Hey i am your 1000th like !

Agreed. She is something ❤💙

Shes in every Sketch, how many more do you want

TG4?

hate to say it, but there is no TV channel here that isn't run by the British tv companies in one way or another.

@@caomh6168 telegiornale or just a Irish Language TV Channel?

@@andrewkiely305 You sound like you may be as oppressed by the crown as Scotland. You guys need to get together and do something about that. We did it here almost 250 years ago. Kicked those fucking red coats in the ass! 🇺🇸. Good luck with that.

@@andrewkiely305 Erm.......All the RTE channels are Irish! Do you even live in Ireland ya gobshite?!!.........."RTÉ is a statutory body, overseen by a board appointed by the Government of Ireland, with general management in the hands of the Executive Board, headed by the Director-General. RTÉ is regulated by the Broadcasting Authority of Ireland. RTÉ is financed by television licence fee and through advertising, with some of its services funded solely by advertising, while others are funded solely by the licence fee"

Haha why is this so fuckin true

hahaha

Ha! See what you did there... fookin' brilliant!

Boyzone dancing on Gay Byrne's show is my impression of Irish TV.

Truth!

Oh man, I didn't even notice until you pointed it out. Hilarious!

SweEt HoME ALABAMA

Oscar Wilde it’s not like she’s his sister or anything.

@@melindalepe1900 Ireland*

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_in_the_Middle_East Inbreeding is a specifically middle eastern and African phenomenon. It does not happen in Europe or America at all except immigrants from the middle East and Africa.

@@Andrew-hk8qi You do realize most marriages in history have been between cousins? That's how we overpopulated the planet.

And one of them name is molly 😂

I know you ain't my cousin or nothin but you sound like a beautiful lass

Molly Mahoney pidge!

@ Molly Mahoney~"Each one is as beautiful, as their skin is bright red, under their makeup"....lol!

..under her makeup." Now that WAS was funny (it would have been funnier if they'd said "under her bright orange fake-tan makeup...")

@@MsHopeH catholic guilt. you had to be there.

@@MsHopeH God doesn't hate you, he just hates everything you do that you could possibly enjoy and every thought you have.

@@MsHopeH you've been lied to your entire life then

@@MsHopeH Well, a few of those things could be risk mitigation but most are just weird.

@@MsHopeH well I'm sorry you got to miss out on so much culture. it's really a blast.

I think grain I’m not sure

Lmao snl captions

Grey because all of the boiled foods?

SURE did.......😂

You haven't seen much authentic Irish cooking, have you? Most true Irish food is pretty much grey.

She messed up her lines.

I though it was, "We didn't have sex, we said 'sex.'"

@@micahbush5397 she meant to say "we just had sex, we didn't get married or nothing" but she messed up the first part

@@micahbush5397 That´s what I heard too.

I think she was supposed to say "it isn't like we got married... we just had sex"

Yes omg they should have recreated it

And sinead o’connor

Niall Horan too

Why? She was born in the USA.

PsychopathDave no no saoirse Ronan is Irish

I hate to be _that_ _person_ but his favorite FOOD is grey.

i dont get it

Eulalie Grace no he said *FRUIT*

@@ellegolightly8512 according to my CC he's saying FOOD. Try it. My grandparents were from Ireland, and half the time it was hard to figure out what my grandfather was saying - his accent was so thick. And when they spoke Irish - fuggedaboutit !

@@sunofpeter2 Me neither!

Do you do cocaine?

@@ghanphol what

Ah, religion.

My mother used to say she woke up each morning and took her daily slap in the face from God then went on with the rest of her day.

she didn't finish her saying. her full line was " I'm a good Catholic girl, which means I love God and God hates me because I'm having impure thoughts about you".

Hahaha. I agree. Maybe SNL hired a new writer for one skit.

To be fair, this is from a few years ago, when the chances of seeing a funny sketch were greater than 0.1%

infinitydreamzz Her Surname could be also scottish.

Agreed ❤

So hot as a redhead too 😍😘

Kate McKinnon is of Scottish descent.

Right? I'm a straight woman and I thought she was hot.

MY EXACT THOUGHT! It would have been hilarious

I was waiting for the same thing😂

@Ryan Donovan whoa, that was rude. Aidy Bryant is awesome. And obesity rates are up all over the 1st world so at this point she could have been from anywhere and it would have been accurate.

@@lyssakate Adenovirus 36

I was waiting for it to be his mom

Especially if she's ya couzin'

In Australia, the usual winner would be the girl with the father who owns a pub.

Are you crazy?! Cecily is a lovely woman, but 3:27! How could she compete?

I keep reading these comments in my own Irish accent 😄

@@miranx5735 Wahl, then yer a right quare geg, ta be sure!

D'ye not think it shud be inna powder blue, tho?

As a marathoner myself, I love this.

@@RideAcrossTheRiver periwinkle blue

@@aj42k Marathon? Is that a pub, then?

@@RideAcrossTheRiver could be.

And Bill Hader's character says he's from Dingle, but his accent sounded more like an attempt at an Ulster accent. No matter, I thought the skit was hilarious 😆

No one laughed at the I killed Kenny name

Which is funny because McKinnon is the one who's actually of Scottish decent.

So you saying Cecile sounds scouse? Cause that’s what I’m hearing

I'm not Irish, not even a native English speaker, but I thought that Kate's accent sounded a bit like the Australian one 😅

That was the funniest line!

Hahahhahah

I read this as it was said in the video! 🤣🤣🤣

Yep, her follow up of not getting married or anything was probably supposed to the first line.

**than**, but yes.

@@TBustah "number tree is my cousin, so she's off to an early lead"....LOL !!

Well look at her last name it's her natural accent.

I know right !

Woah. That's awesome. I'm very thankful for this comment.

Actually she wasn't aware that the whole audience are all cousins.... ...from the same family going by the name o'inbred

@@kevinzacharywalker7758 the funny part here though is that is not a line that is said in the sketch. That's just the guy who did the captions for the video being funny.

oh geez they do special captions? Now I have to re-watch all the scenes with captions on :)

@@lightningbot85 It's closed captioning they do for the hearing impaired. I have tinnitus, and every now and then I'll turn on the captions if it gets too loud.

Same! I demand a continuation of this sketch. Or a rematch, especially if they have an Irish or Irish-American host in the near future.

That was the disappointing part of the sketch :)

Twin sister separated at birth.

That actually would have made the skip even better like maybe he chooses her and then after the commercial they get to talking and find out they're related.

Only "distant" cousin?? She wouldn't have a chance.

Agreed. Hint of a lilt is sufficient to sell the location. And Bill, Kate, and Cecily each had their moments of getting it more or less right, so that it didn't resemble working class English.

Yes and if I have to sit through British actors doing terrible American accents while being paid millions of dollars (I'm looking at you, Benedict Cumberbatch)! I think this is okay. I will say though Irish actors usually do a good job...Saoirse, Colin Farrell, Fassbender, etc...

Actually, I'll take it further. The point is to find the uncanny valley of an accent that's not perfect, but close enough to be funny, preferably exaggerated. That's what makes this kind of sketch funny. Just look at Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. If it's spot on, there's nothing funny there.

Exactly. I thought, this was pretty much understood. Saints, preserve us. ☘

@@waynej2608 Faith and begorra!

gurgy3 you fucked mate? Snl has always been a political platform, whilst still mocking across the aisle. You probably know 0 people who watch the show bc you align yourself with people of similar views. If you aligned yourself with people of conflicting views, maybe you’d know someone who watched the show. Also, streaming is the future. You’re treating it as if it’s a fad.

Harry O'Sullivan I didn't think that was a stereotype. It might not even be a stereotype and they might have just thought about that for a skit because maybe they thought if doing that with a different thing but maybe they just wanted to do an Irish accent

@@gurgy3 actually it is a stereotype in the US. I've known people who made inbred jokes about the Irish and in the 1st grade some kids told me that the Irish do their cousin

I'm American. You're not stereotyped by that at all. Skit was still hilarious, though. Thanks for being able to take a joke, lol.

This is the first time I've ever heard that stereotype. Maybe they were just stereotyping country Irish people or something or they didn't think that actual Irish stereotypes other than drinking would be well-known enough in the states

Abby Ní Loingsigh yessssssss can’t unhear it now

Also known as londonderry

@@recepege No, just Derry.

Yes! He’s doing a Northern Irish accent and Dingle is about as far south as you can get. A totally different accent! Argh!

Americans only know one Irish accent and he didn't completely butcher it so he deserves a pat on the back. Lol

Is like that in most ex English countries

What county are you from

@@mroverkill6983 It's in a galaxy far, far away.

@@lionelhutz-attorneyatlaw4443 if your from the north your automatically going to be ugly

@@mroverkill6983 You hail from the north, then?

But your honest, ya son of a bitch! Here’s to ya!🥃

Seriously best line of entire thang.

And then Kate McKinnon’s arm...Omg, lol!!!

Shit is TRUE tho!! I'm 87% Irish and I have and am carrier of so many Celtic diseases it insane Including ankylosis of spine , the Celtic curse " Iron disorder And because we have a lot of Neanderthal (yes big toesbit tiny pinky toes )

And you know I grabbed my big toe as if to cover it when he said that too, at least my Finnish grandmother kept me from being utterly inbred hahaha.

Hilarious

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Doolin is my family name. I only married my husband to get non-red faced children. That and Kathleen Shannon Garcia is freaking funny.

I-

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Lol 😂

Alabama dating website should be called incestry and should also have a genealogical service so you can see just how inbreed you and your boo are... I wish that were a real thing.... not that I’d use it or whatever just for the lols

Infinity War Survivor haha "better safe than sorry"

I'd kneecap bono

Bono is a pox!

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That shit had me triggered

alorable26 TRIGGERED AS FUCK THEY REALLY HAD TO GO THERE DIDN’T THEY

xxGodx fuck donald trump and that’s what they make foundation for

xxGodx Who asked what some man likes a woman to look like? The sheer male entitlement in your comment is astounding and very very sad. This is why we need feminism.

xxGodx sunburns and red skin are 2 different things lmfao

No it isn't

It would all be accurate if all the contestants were from County Cavan.

Where you from?

That's a healthy outlook to have. Are you single, then?

Be a different story if this were an English comedy show.

sully1865 You’re a cute laddie.

JesusPulledMeThrough i actually agree. His accent couldnt be more off but his body movements were spot on

And they cast Neil Patrick Harriss as Count Olaf. Bill Hader would have been the perfect one.