That bot-written Batman script has a lot more and it's absolute gold from start to finish. The Joker giving Batman a coupon for two new parents, but it's expired, is fucking incredible.
I read this out loud in voice impressions (including the old Justice League cartoon announcer voice for the narrated lines of the script) during a road trip, and the reactions of the other people in the car is one of my favourite road trip memories.
Many seagulls have adapted to life in urban environments by augmenting their diets with more land based meats. Many have been documented hunting and eating pigeons, they do so by attacking the back of the birds neck, hoping to sever the spinal cord and paralyse the pigeon, and then ingesting whole as the birds can no longer resist.
Was in the parking lot at work when a guy pulled up a few spaces down and dumped out a bucket of fried chicken straight onto the pavement. Couple seconds later, a swarm of seagulls came and just devoured all of it in a couple minutes. It was like watching piranhas eat. Crazy shit.
0:33 So, funny story: years ago, my grandmother, brother and I saw these two guys loading a TV box (by which I mean “box that a TV comes in”, not “box TV”) into their car in a Walmart parking lot. We drove behind them down the highway for a little while, as we had to go a few towns over. Maybe I’m remembering incorrectly, but I think the box fell out of the car and they had to pull over. We passed by them, but it wasn’t the end of the story. The next day, two detectives knocked on my grandmother’s house. Turns out a theft of a TV had been reported at the same Walmart. Unfortunately, we were unable to give any details about the car or the thieves since it didn’t seem important at the time. True story.
It's a joke, because it makes those people look dumb, that can think when the word "race" comes up only about human races. It was completely clear for me that he was talking about car races. He just played that part really well, with even using the typical talking points that trigger left leaning people. Although he was just talking about Pick Up Races.
