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"You're the bear claw in the garbage bag of my life."
From Seinfeld Season 9 Episode 14, 'The Strongbox': As Kramer hides the keys for his new strongbox in Jerry's apartment, George and Elaine each look for ways out of their respective romantic relationships.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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@stevenlu897 Год назад

When Lois Loan met Clark Can't.

@toebeans3985 Год назад

😂😂😂

@LowLevelNC Год назад

This is worthy of a pin.

@jocu475 Год назад

@@LowLevelNChow? He doesn’t even know the difference between loan and lone

@nthgth Год назад

Haha nice one! 😄

@Pepsolman Год назад

Underrated pun.

@moxica93 Год назад

"He's the 'Got-No-Green Lantern!'"

@travisdonaldstanley6420 Год назад

Bahhaahhaahaa!

@XFS540 Год назад

“You’re the bear claw… in the garbage bag of my life.” 😭 Such a beautiful line.

@jenniferadams7582 Год назад

Every time I see a bear claw in bakery I think of this scene

@toebeans3985 Год назад

⁠@@jenniferadams7582Every time I see a Twix candy bar, George Contanza screaming TWIIIX comes to mind. 😂

@jenniferadams7582 Год назад

@@toebeans3985 similar but when i see a TwixI think of George saying "we all know Twix is the only candy with a cookie crunch"

@truthhurts3524 Год назад

Goes well with Jerry’s “Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can't do it in one push. You gotta rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over” line.

@LowLevelNC Год назад

Newman enjoyed a pair of bear claws. Lol

Год назад

4:54 his apartment has an actual green lantern 😂

@jenniferadams7582 Год назад

Holy crap you're right!

@rattus3102 Год назад

Well spotted! 👏👏

@bradford_shaun_murray Год назад

no accident

@MrAntiOrdinary Год назад

Genius

@AsentrixYT 2 месяца назад

bango bince!

@josemaria8177 Год назад

One of my favourite twists of the show

@12Blueace Год назад

“You’re poor and married.”

@leir2005 Год назад

@@12BlueaceLooks like it 😂

@jeffryphillipsburns 3 месяца назад

He’s living in New York. Of course he’s poor. All of his pay goes to rent.

@TheTruthKiwi Год назад

When the guy threw out the dishwater and some got in Elaine's eye I lol'd.

@richardsamuelgustavo Год назад

"What if he's married?" "Kramer?" for some reason that was hilarious

@GaryYork-tk2ow Год назад

"Green suit, power ring!" "I don't care for jewelry on men."

@kev3d 11 месяцев назад

The Got-No-Green Lantern's love nest would rent for about $4000 in New York City. $6000 in Manhattan.

@jeffryphillipsburns 3 месяца назад

Finally. Thank you.

@charlesyoung9980 11 месяцев назад

He's not married, he's poor. 😂😂

@moviesforrandy 2 месяца назад

you know you got the girl when she is eating out the garbage with you.

@nychris2258 Год назад

Ironically that apartment on Saint Marks would be like 4,500 bucks a month these days.

@AndrewReevesArt Год назад

And a quarter of the size 😂

@nychris2258 Год назад

@@AndrewReevesArt No probably that size, just nicely renovated.

@lonelyheroine 9 месяцев назад

And unfurnished. With no fireplace.

@keithbannister9271 4 месяца назад

Still, even if it were renovated it is not worth $4,500-$5,000 a month..... that's a mortgage payment for goodness sake!!!

@nychris2258 4 месяца назад

@@keithbannister9271 But it's not a mortgage payment in NYC

@LegionIscariot Год назад

If you're having an affair do it someplace your SO doesn't have a key 😂

@fernandesl Год назад

i mean the guy couldnt even afford donuts

@bish0p2004 Год назад

Or just don't have an affair at all

@lovewhitey4462 11 месяцев назад

Good luck in 2023 🚨😂💥🕵️‍♀️

@ironleeFPS Год назад

It’s weird watching this when you’re also poor.

@niiii_niiii Год назад

Do you wear one of those barrels with the straps?

@redacted2275 Год назад

Nah, the character of Elaine is just awful... she had no problem dating him thinking he was married at first. But then again, I'm sure you would never take your date to a back alley to literally eat out of the garbage.

@TheTruthKiwi Год назад

@@redacted2275I was surprised she actually ate the bear claw. 😂

@mostlyends 5 месяцев назад

Yeah, agree!

@ratgirl13 6 месяцев назад

I think this is one of the funniest episodes of Seinfeld. This show never got old for me-❤

@luckynedpepper9030 Год назад

George eats out of garbage cans too!

@Bout_TreeFiddy Год назад

It was above the garbage

@nthgth Год назад

Trash-adjacent.. is trash.

@danyoutube7491 4 месяца назад

@@Bout_TreeFiddy Well this was even more separated, the slightly passed their best doughnuts were protected from the existing garbage by being inside their very own plastic bag!

@GRosa250 Год назад

A girl I knew in the late 90’s would volunteer at the homeless shelter and started falling for one of the men there. She kept saying he just needed a break because he was having bad luck in life. After trying to make something of it with him she finally realized that there was no helping him and she gave up.

@georgedasani9095 Год назад

Hate to say it but some people are just born to be losers…

@shivanshkhare5943 Год назад

@@georgedasani9095 Like you?

@doctorshutup9817 Год назад

Just like a Disney movie.

@scslre Год назад

@@georgedasani9095conservative take

@peterisawesomeplease Год назад

I work out religiously, I volunteer, I am a reliable friend, I go out, I made a bunch of money. But I think that homeless man has gotten more love for a woman than I ever have. I think I need a do everything the opposite moment.

@dms79 Год назад

Is he wretchedly poor? Does he wear one of those barrels with the straps?

@o._c. Год назад

😂. This show’s funny ages so well.

@lonelyheroine Год назад

Yes, I would imagine. Not to mention Kleenex boxes on his feet for shoes, stuffed with newspapers. Then, for rainy days, there's torn up plastic garbage bags to put over said boxes.

@OziBlokeTimG 2 месяца назад

In NY city, everyone is poor, even the rich. They just don't realise it.

@truthhurts3524 Год назад

…does he wear one of those barrels with the straps?

@JustSomeCanadianGuy Год назад

“Hey Elaine…. maybe his girlfriend is Lois Loan!” 😁

@lawrencehawkins7198 Год назад

"He's poor." This is a serious DC, NYC, LA thing.

@cactaceous 5 месяцев назад

Right, because no poor people live anywhere else.

@QuentrixMovies Год назад

3:58 what a great life hack!

@stagna1959 Год назад

Ending of the episode is hilarious. George cant get rid of his 2 girlfriends and he decides to buy himself out of this mess George, in Jerry's apartment with Kramer, Jerry, and Elaine: *All right, I'm gonna try givin' them fifty-five dollars each* George, to Elaine: *"What do you think?"* Elaine: *"Give me forty, you'll never see me again."*

@XFS540 Год назад

“It's a big night. I'm, uh, ice skating with one, and going to a staged reading of Godspell with the other.”

@LowLevelNC Год назад

So this is still not over? No And you? No 😂😂😂

@Jose-se9pu Год назад

*bites ginger man's head clean off*

@lonelyheroine 9 месяцев назад

"That's it---I'm chucking the flower." lol

@JustSomeCanadianGuy Год назад

“Elaine…. you are the bear claw…. in the garbage bag of my life.” That’s the kind of flowery prose I come up with my girlfriend. She’s told me she’s not impressed! 🤣

@toebeans3985 Год назад

⁠@@eyeyamTGHe said this is the kind of prose he comes up with, not that he used this particular line. Maybe, he will respond with an example.

@emogolem Год назад

@@eyeyamTG most of what you read online is fake anyways

@christopherbramwell8262 Год назад

"I'll vet ya' a cord of wood for your apartment. And a box of bear claws. How 'bout that"?

@someguy42093 3 месяца назад

Anybody else eanna nail the social worker?

@ralphjenkinsak Год назад

John: " you find yourself with a poor boyfriend in the alley, you see donuts in the trashcan and you think to yourself, what the heck, ill just eat some trash with my boyfriend" - jerry seinfeld. what is she george costanza

@lonelyheroine Год назад

Great mashup of two classic episodes.

@tristramcoffin926 Год назад

At least she wasn't dating a man who wears jewelry.

@YoungGandalf2325 Год назад

How much would an apartment like that cost in NYC?

@dont-want-no-wrench Год назад

if you have to ask...

@TheBehm08 5 месяцев назад

It’s a bear claw!

@hood_TheJoker 3 месяца назад

I wouldn't depend on the green hornet 😆

@grinchoi1 3 месяца назад

This the same apartment Cole moved into in Martin?

@Gamingnstuff131 11 месяцев назад

Lois Loan 🤣

@eduardo_corrochio Год назад

a Random Seinfeld Connection--- Newman, ordering at the counter in a jovial mood: "Pair of bear claws, please."

@raulduke6105 Год назад

The ain’t got no green lantern 😂

@gu9838 Год назад

what a great story you think he has a gf or wife and plot twist HES POOR lol

@phoenixgamer1565 Год назад

Lois Loan is a reference to Lois Lane from Superman. The guy's wife played Smallville's Superman's mother, Martha Kent.

@Soul.Is.Willing Год назад

Why did Elaine ask if that was his home, where did she think she was?

@Cloudancer2024 Год назад

His "love nest," or a cheap little place he rented specifically to take his side chicks

@eduardo_corrochio Год назад

@@Cloudancer2024 Would the French term pieds-à-terre fall into this category? It's basically a second or temporary home, not one's main household.

@Soul.Is.Willing Год назад

@@Cloudancer2024 Elaine wouldn't of went to that.

@redacted2275 Год назад

@@Soul.Is.WillingShe thought he was married and questioned being there: *in her head she was there, Sherlock.*

@DrT0705 Год назад

@@eduardo_corrochio kudos on the profile name! A real Seinfeld deep cut.

@tpgeraghty 8 месяцев назад

What is the Seinfeld episode where Elaine is directing another woman's life decisions?

@curtisbrown5939 5 месяцев назад

"How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop"?🦉

@joemcguire9988 11 месяцев назад

If he’s green lantern you’d be Carol Ferris! KEEP UP, ELAINE!

@Harp_and_Guitar_Moving_Forward Год назад

George is getting upset

@melanieparker 26 дней назад

Pullin' out the ole check book? Now we know how Dreyfus got the part of Elaine. I wonder how much of daddy's money it cost her? $300? Make it a $1,000.... lol.

@amonralice Год назад

Barrel with straps 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@rurudtsafg Год назад

Even poor people got more rizz than me.😭

@standoughope Год назад

Okay who wrote that opening bit from Elaine? It sounds like something both Jerry and Larry would've said. I'm leaning that Jerry wrote it.

@giladshulkin1443 Год назад

Larry was out of Seinfeld by this point

@OneLoveRSR Год назад

Dan O'Keefe co-wrote the story with Billy Kimball and wrote the first draft of the script. Jerry was the head writer this season so, even though he didn't write an actual episode the final two seasons, every script went through his rewrite. However, unlike in seasons 1-7 when Jerry & Larry together would rewrite by themselves, Jerry would bring in a select few of the writers to help add a different perspective, so depending on who was in the small group during this script's rewrite session, it could be attributed to anyone if it wasn't in O'Keefe's original draft, including Jerry.

@c0mputer Год назад

There's no way there's a cord of wood in that apartment. A cord of wood is 4' X 4' X 8'.

@steelyspielbergo 9 месяцев назад

that's only 16 square feet stacked to the ceiling.

@stevenanderson7046 10 месяцев назад

Wow, there used to be fireplaces in nyc?

@cactaceous 5 месяцев назад

Sure. My grandparents had a fireplace. They barely used it though. I knew other people who had fireplaces growing up also. They lived in 3 or 4 story walk ups. Small buildings.

@cefinau Год назад

What other episodes were they suspicious of someone, decided they were innocent, then found out the person actually was guilty? The glue sniffing accountant, this guy, any others?

@12Blueace Год назад

There was the woman from the aids-walk list who seemed too good for Jerry until he learned she was hoarding today sponges.

@nthgth Год назад

@@12Blueacethat's kind of the opposite. The twist was she turned out to have a healthy amount of depravity after all, a good thing

@stanhanley6004 11 месяцев назад

jerry keeps insisting his gf is cheating on him with his cousin, then says "wanna get some pizza?" when hes wrong

@user-qx3lp3ee9t 5 дней назад

was Elaine crying or its the water drops from the bucket...?

@Cardio1027 6 месяцев назад

😅This Is Definitely My Story. I Dated A Guy Who I Found Out Was Poor.

@robertweir5313 12 дней назад

Was the you’re the bear claw in my life the most romantic line? I donut know! Maybe it was just that - sweet!!

@_679_ Год назад

This show makes me wanna Turn into Vladimir Makarov

@sreeharivenat8002 Год назад

Why don't I remember this guy?

@planetX15 Год назад

Because he was a very forgettable character

@jamesdragonforce Год назад

Elain would be blasted in the modern day.

@aishwaryadeepak4306 9 месяцев назад

Now you see, why people like me don't date. It's not me, it's you people. 😂

@freemason4979 Год назад

I wouldnt care if Lainee was poor

@beezee7691 28 дней назад

Lane

@lagarde2011 Год назад

Trey Clegg from Capitol.

@Laura-tp8wz 2 месяца назад

Yes!!!

@dana.j9062 Год назад

I think you are very beautiful.... That will do 😂😂

@dorothymead6245 Год назад

So funny 🤣🤣.

@moviesforrandy Месяц назад

Elaine would have been the perfect girl for me.

@abcdefgh4404 Год назад

Love it 😂😂😂

@lemonhead162 Месяц назад

I'm Lois Loan!

@QAZ-OMEN Год назад

Chair , hot and spicy Thai maybe Mexican , lethal injection feels like pasta lol That be a difficult choice. Probably something I'm Deadly allergic to , never had , and/or outrageous LOL.

@Dave-ji1yp 28 дней назад

🤣😂

@upland77 Год назад

Rich people making fun of the poor is hilarious

@cabzxs 5 месяцев назад

This might go over a lot of people but superheroes were not mainstream at the time. Most people that watched the show would react like Elaine being told about Green Lantern or Bizarro Superman.

@EbonyCoulter6723 Год назад

😂😂😂😂 Eline Eline

@commentandlikedistributor Год назад

Lois Loan

@cdes68 Год назад

All those who watch these re runs are onset probably eh.

@TheTruthKiwi Год назад

What the f are you talking about?

@piehound Год назад

I guess that happens to many men who get married. The wife gets everything and the man ends up poor and / or dead. Is it worth it ??????????????????? If the women at least LOOKED good and were good in bed. But that would be asking WAY WAY WAY too much.