Is The New Hellraiser A Worthy Reboot? - Hack The Movies 

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If you think Chatterer has no soul you should listen to him play saxophone

The Creepshow episode Crystal mentioned sounds just like a Tales From The Crypt episode I remember watching when I was younger.

I'm not trying to be a "see you next Tuesday"...but I did want to know who Monica was. And if I'm being honest, I kinda watch this show to see what Crystal thinks. Turns out our movie taste is uncannily similar. So...thanks for having Monica this episode and not that jerk that always talks over Crystal.

The actual ad break after the bit about ad breaks had me dying 😂

I enjoyed this film because you can tell the crew did their best to capture the tone of the first two. I wasn't a huge fan of this version of Pinhead-but I think it's more because Doug Bradley's version is imprinted on my brain. Maybe with time. The other weakness of this film at times was the pacing. The first film was great because it linked two stories and two worlds together through the box. The characters had more time to be defined. At times, even now, I wonder who is more frightening, the Cenobites or the human characters. Whereas this film has more of the pacing of Hellbound. A lot of the characters become more like cannon fodder. Despite all that, I enjoyed this film. I liked the Channard type character and how Leviathan is back. The film itself just felt very unsettling.

Clive originally never used pinhead, he originally envisioned it as the "high priest/priestess"

Hellraiser(2022) makes a good double feature with Evil Dead(2013). they both have a recovering addict protagonist, both involve an object(Puzzle box&Book of the dead) that unleashes demonic forces and both final girls pretty much lost everything in the end(Riley at least saved her brother's boyfriend, Mia lost everyone!). Evil Dead hits harder in the gore/practical effects department, but Hellraiser had some cool stuff going on.

Not a trilogy of books, just 2. Hellbound Heart and Scarlet Gospels. Great video!

Thank you Crystal, I also wanted a Butter Ball cameo in this

Crystal wasn't actually thinking of Creepshow; the guy overdosing a woman on a voodoo love potion was actually one of my favorite episodes of Tales From The Crypt!

Welcome to cousin Monica to Hack The Movies!

Hellraiser(2022) is my 3rd favorite after Hellraiser 1&2. I loved the H.R. Giger designs of the Cenobites. Jamie Clayton as the Hell Priest was pretty damn cool. I'm down for a sequel if it takes the gloves off and swings for the fences.

Tony "the first ad break was when the character says you heard us #ucking?" Then they play the clip and throw an ad break there themselves. Its the ring diaper move all over again. I see you. Bravo.

Love that the first add roll in this is the exact same time it was in the movie. Well done

It was cool seeing cousin Monica in a main review. I've been watching her appearances over on Patreon.

did anyone noticed the voiceover? I dont know why but through the movie I had a feeling that every dialog was recorded after the movie was filmed, like a voiceover for a foreign film

Worms on the pins? I always thought these things are small parts of his brain.

If you ever think an episode is running short just have Crystal on to extend the run time remembering words :)

Too bad they squandered the Chatterer!

It’s not a bad remake, but I do miss the leather component to the cenobites. It just goes so well with the chains and hooks.

I liked the little bits between ads when they talked about hellraiser.

Its pretty cool that they made a whole movie based off that one rick and morty episode

This film sucked balls with pins in! The special FX sucked! The acting sucked, it wasn't at all scary or creepy and it looked like it was made for TV. I can understand how people are saying this is their third favourite in the series but the bar is so incredibly low that really isn't saying much.

Judgment was pretty good. I remember listening to an interview with the director. Very passionate about the film

Was super meh. Previous films (hellraiser 2 aka the only other good one) made it clear cenobites are aware if someone is being used to open the box and they go after the person with the actual intent.

i really wanted to like this new one, i wanted it to be good, but i fell asleep around one hour and a half and watched the rest the next day, very slow paced and boring. the cenobites were absolutely hilarious and bland. when the wheeze started running i just lost it. when i saw the pregnant one i was expecting it to shoot out a horrific baby or something, but nothing happened. the skin suits look very uninspired or maybe just poorly executed. some frames looked good, it had some potential, but ultimately fell flat. for me it's this year's biggest disappointment.

Good to see Monica on the main channel! How come you aren't putting pens in my pen holder? =>

Jamie Clayton was awesome as Pinhead. This movie was so respectful to the lore, and you can tell that they really wanted to tell a good Hellraiser story.

Why are Johanna and Crystal not allowed in the same building anymore?

So funny to me... I live in Miami and frequent the Gay Scene a lot... When I saw the trailer I thought.... "Gee, that guy looks like a Boy Toy/Hustler".... And I was right!

I knew Trevor was marking Riley from the start....i didn't know he was in with the rich guy. I figured he had opened the box off camera and they told him to pick others to feed the box with. Thats Chatterbox....in the 90's comic, it was revealed that he was a human infant when the Cenobites changed him. Just the thought of that is pretty disturbing. Butterball was from 3 i think? That island of misfit Cenobites idea is genius... y'all HAVE to do it as a skit.

I don't think I've ever spotted more red flags on Crystal than I have on this episode.

Never mess with a strange shaped box.

Lazarus-Syndrome, The: Listening to one of the most beautiful Porcupine Tree songs over and over.

Check out my workprint review for Hellraiser 4 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-xcFL-1ZCr4A.html

It was really cool when RU-vid dropped an Applebee's ad right when you guys were complaining about Applebee's ads - This also happened when you guys were talking about Doctor Strange. RU-vid's smart

Awesome shirt, Crystal.

Yup had the problem where the lighting is too dark

Yeah it did seem like a cheat move to sacrifice the chatterer, due to them being demonic creatures with no human/living soul to consume...but the rules are loose sometimes. It always seemed like the Cenobites could sniff out sins and would prey on or entice outstanding souls, they are called by the box and blood sends them back. Lots of wiggle room with the details and Pinhead always toys with the humans. The transformation of the Cenobite reminds me of 1) out of body DMT experiences with the light auras and 2) creation of an arch angel, fulfilling voights delusion of angelic beings with otherworldly powers. The golden slab representing the halo and wings of humanoid angels. Maybe the next movie will try an depict a clive barke style "bible accurate" golden rings with eyes entities.

Johanna looking hella cute this episode

I love the 3rd Hellraiser. It has nothing to do with the source material but, it has some of the best kills. The victim with the chains in the emergency room...i love that one and the DJ that gets attacked by his disc collection 😂 Then theres that part where the survivors try to take refuge in a church. A Christian priest first claims that there are no mosters (a known death sentence in horror films)....then he tries to banish the cenobites with a cross.....the best part, Pinhead quotes Scripture back at the priest and charges him with putting his faith in a craven, idol (a sin by Christian dogma). The cross melts and fuses his hand into a clump of flesh and molten metal. The coup de gras, is when he pulls 2 pins, with maggots out if his head, inserts them into his hands, poses like Jesus, while standing at an altar and says, "I am the way"! I fell to the floor laughing the first time i saw it....i was like 7 or 8😂 WPIX out of NYC used to be called Channel 11 with the Twin Towers as their stylized "11". They would run a Halloween promo every year, called Shocktober....they'd do all the Freddy's one week, followed by Jason and then Michael Myers. The last week of the promo, would be a grab bag...i remember Night of the Scarecrow and the Blob (80's version) and the Return of the Living Dead part 1 and 2.... before those sequels turned to shit. This was my intro to a lot of....what I now consider, classic horror....like Night of the Creeps....ya, that was another last week of Shocktober movie.

I dunno, I’m a huge Hellraiser fan and I was excited for this, but it just did very little for me. This comment is so late that I doubt anyone that enjoyed the movie really remembers it now, or cares about it, in general.

Those were Roxies old uninteresting girl was taking

Chatterer eating a cob of corn 🌽😬 😂

Looking forward to Tony's upcoming Bible reading channel.

Tony I gotta say I love how you get your friends and family involved in your videos.

Just booked tickets to see the OG Hellraiser at a Q & A screening with a couple of the cenobite actors.

Crystal episodes are the best episodes

Just realized the reason I know Dave Goyim is “the Unborn”

i think the box seller knew about the box and what it did. Voights journal kinda makes it clear you don't need to get a gift or sacrifice people to learn about cenobites or their world. The box guy tells her that it's not to be taken lightly. He probably already fucked with it and stopped or chose lament and was like 'not doing that again' also I had no problem seeing anything watching it on my computer monitor/tv, it wasn't anything like AVP requiem

I have the same exact Pinhead doll. I also have Freddy Krueger and The Crow.

I think it's cute when Crystal mispronounces words. ☺️

Tony's shirt should say "I'm with Bonehead"

Tony Tony Tony from the depths from hell from Hell of this movie from witch it came.. you deserve more subs your channel is so underrated 😔

I have those comics you were reading back in the day. I'd also play with box upon command 📦👀

@crystalquinn no one would wake up after embalming 😂

I love Crystal . If we lived together I would cook for her everyday.

Did anyone else notice the gloves worn in 4 for the robot touching the cube had legos on the right hand??? They used Legos 😂😅

Crystal needs Hooked on Phonics

It was pretty good. If they do a sequel I hope they get to explore hell like in Hellbound. The brief glimpses we got of it looked cool. Speaking of weird things being said during sex... I watched Zombeavers last night. This guy said "I feel like a power ranger!" 😂

current theory goes that all gepards survived from 2 last animals because their genetics are super weak

Good effects. Beautiful puzzle box. Grotesque cenobites. Great Priest. But a disappointing film. Lackluster narrative and characters. Predictable plot points. It's pretty, but superficial. (In my unimportant view, it's not good, but still is the third best Hellraiser film).

yay to see Crystal back 🥰😍🔥!! cool shirt as well miss Crystal!! also as for Hellraiser (2022) was pretty good and Jamie Clayton was awesome as Pinhead. 8/10 from me the rest of the cast was just ok lol and I can't wait for the sequel that we know they will announce sooner or later!

Yeah! Crystal is best co-host!

I feel the gettin up to make coffee during the reboot tho. So much of it is SO BLAND AND ROTE AND BORING. Most kills are blurry or entirely offscreen. We spend most of the time w the annoying addict lead who can never tell whats real. Its high ranking in terms of Hellraiser sequels but nothing to write home about

omg a 5 min hellraiser would be so cool

Awesome video guys. Really made me excited to watch it

Dammit, Jessica! Lol Mary's original surname is Wollstonecraft. Jeez. 🤣

39:12 If it's causing discomfort there, you might possibly not be wearing it properly.

thats a tales from the crypt episode crystal lol

Bad weather is the best time for crime because the police don't like the rain either

Pinehead scared me as a kid also😂😂😂

I just got a new Vizio 65 HD 4k TV and that shit was dark at the end. It was really dark.

I really liked this reboot. Kinda surprised that you guys hated Judgement. I actually really liked Judgement. Outside of the ending. It felt like a grimey 2006 Hellraiser rental you'd grab on a Friday. Compared to its predecessors, I like it.

I loved bloodline! 😍

If you really haven't seen To Kill A Mockingbird, first hand-in your movie reviewer badge and gun, then boot up the ol' PS3/X360 and play The Darkness, during which you can watch the entire movie while cuddled up with your virtual girlfriend on her old console TV.

No Tony. Hell isn't done with the leather daddy look for the cenobites. It's just that this time, they wear human leather of themselves. 😅

lmfao did Jessica edit this video if so lol the cut in for the movie that Tony couldn't remember from hulu was funny 🤣😂🤣👌! Jess 😍!

Awesome movie. Seemed to me that they understood there was no way to please everyone, no matter what they did. Even Doug Bradley loved Jamie Clayton as the Hell Priest. She was phenomenal and was exactly like "The Hellbound Heart" described the character. Bravo. In my opinion. The story is close to me because the first two movies were the first couple times I was truly horrified as a kid.

Looks like Tony has brought in a fresh soul to the HACK THE HELLRAISER collective.

I think I have that same Pinhead doll. Does it have a motion sensor and talk?

Crystal is such a problem 😂

I got to watch Hellraiser and didn't get no commercials on Hulu

Stay on point people this was hellraiser not everything else

It was trash. The cenobites were terrible. Every character was unlikable. No gore. Everything was grey. No practical effects. Worst Pinhead.

Imo this movie was really mediocre

You think that with the font they used for the title and Leviathan's need for law and order....is he.....is he Dick Wolf? DUN DUN

Grimcutty? It was okay lol

@55:58 for a sec that looked like a tattoo on her neck.

9:15 did Monica mean V/H/S the movie or VHS the format?

i hate in these how that while evil exists, good and/or God is absent

Go ahead Tony play with their box These girls are funny, take it easy on Tony, ladies

My Samsung TV played it super dark.

The chemistry between the actors wasn’t that great, but I didn’t mind the plot, liked the kills, first Hellraiser film I’ve seen so I’m sure there’s better.

Awful film. Where was all the kinky sex & BDSM? That was the core of the original this one all boring characters & crap about addiction.

I really liked this version of Pinhead. Not as much as Doug Bradley but she was creepy. The mansion as a safe haven was a cool idea, too. I'm glad it ended there and not somewhere else. Plus they brought back the Chatterer cenobyte. It was cool to see that.

is this why everyone was tomato faced in the beginning @ 34:18 to much talking about playing with your box?

Wait soooo does crystal have a onlyfans page!!!! 😳😳😳😳!!!! I must see links to said site!

I liked this movie, yet it made me think new monsters were originally a satanic knitting club.