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You’d think the podcast would make enough money for him to afford one of those Turkish doctors

@@robert9016 Matthew would have went to the follicular mecca of the world, if not for the fact that he still cares about maintaining his street credentials, that is

Matt is the Steven crowder of the left. He gets a hair transplant and he doesn’t mistreat his pregnant wife in the process. Love to see it.

​@@robert9016Why would a Turk doctor help with hair loss? Have you seen how hairy they are? Male pattern baldness to turks is when your chest hair and facial hair can't touch.

​@@KojimaMadeMeGaywait crowder got a transplant?!

I know it is possible to look at another human being's suffering and not recognize that for what it is because I saw that clip of Second Thought/JT Chapman saying that the killing and kidnapping of Israeli civilians during Al-Aqsa Flood was justified, and specifically that he "didn't care", and Hasan sticking up for Second Thought when Ethan Klein showed him that clip.

​@@coreyander286Wow whataboutism at its finest. What do you expect when ypu put people in an open air prison. You get what you asked for

​@@coreyander286 I see you commenting under every comment section with passive aggressive clap backs. Can it really be good for your mental health not only to listen to people you disagree with, but also put energy into replying to them?

@@coreyander286 Israel needs to pursue peaceful means rather than terrorism to be taken seriously.

Don’t think they plan on occupying Gaza City. I think they plan on destroying it completely. Why else force the entire population of northern Gaza to evacuate?

Notice that NATO and Pentagon are divesting away from infantry/armor and toward Cognitive Warfare Domain and high technology.

USA!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Hamas is a militant resistant group and such movements will inherently take on the traits of the most zealous citizens of that place. These are the same people who can't accept the fact that part of the Ukrainian defense forces are literal Neo-Nazis. If your average liberal leaning American city was in a similar siege the Christian right gun nuts would be the ones at the forefront. It's never some fantasy coalition of resistors, the most batshit but driven people spouting the most unhinged worldviews are the ones most willing to fight and die. It's the same "our terrorists are freedom fighters" reality but amplified by even most smooth brain logic.

well put @@joshuatxuk

The western hog audience has an instinctive understanding of ISIS as “barbaric arabs probably connected to 9/11 somehow” so it’s a very useful propaganda tool to draw comparisons between them and any other group you’d like to be immediately identified as an enemy who “deserves it”

Lololol

A concentration camp with internet, cell phones, fast food restaurants, chain grocery stores etc etc etc... Also, Isreali forces left the Gaza strip back in 2005 sooooo check your sources. You're all welcomed to visit the Gaza strip though right? Since they are the peaceful noble savages you rich kids love, I think it's safe to assume you'll all be visiting Gaza once the war settles down. You'll go open a business, bring your ladies there.... Oh, that's right. You're scared to go there aren't you? But, you could go to Isreal without worrying about the I.D.F. (many of whom are Muslim themselves in fact) Funny that. It's almost like your simply virtue signaling and deep down we all know who the barbarians are.

​@@illuminahdeThat's a whole lotta words for 'we're just better than you, so we deserve your land' Trauma creates monsters, doncha know

​@illuminahde u.mean many people would go to Gaza if Israel wasnt stopping them or bombing them lol. Ironically for you the issue is not "Palestenians are bad" more like Israel is doing horrible shit to them making yhe place unlivable

​@@illuminahde"if Auschwitz was so bad why did that have pools and concerts" type of comment

Maybe it's his apotheosis. We've seen his arc over the last few years, how he's come to a sort of spiritual awakening; he's talked about his lifelong anxiety about his health being a ticking time-bomb ... and now it's happened. He went down his pilosophical road and now he's had to confront his greatest fear. Kind of poetic. Hope he can bring back some insights.

Of course they see it. You are mistaking their cynicism for ignorance.

oh they know, there are transcripts of meetings where they discuss the necessary evils of learning from how the Nazis delt with undesirables

@@spartan117ak man imagine being the guy who heard that, leaked it, and got to watch everyone not care about it at all

@@sammythemc evilmaxing has gone too far

I don’t think it’s gonna happen bro 🙁

Lot of Israelis seeming like they think their own country is a paper tiger. They’re likely on to something.

@@JoeSims1776 not with that attitude, for sure.

Hear fucking hear.

Those guys would be the easiest to replace with AI. If (criticize Israel [only AI part]) { If !(Jew) print (random of ['Antisemite!', "The jew-haters showing their true colors", etc]) else print "self-hating jew!" }

Just move bro lol

@@christiandockery6023 don't move in? Certainly don't enlist to the extermination force? Certainly don't stunt on the walled ghetto in a rave? I was only disappointed Bibis drunk fail son wasn't there shouting how his corrupt father could do crimes with other corrupt dads. But yea, move bro. There are other bad pizza places to talk loudly at. Rules on bulldozer ownership are tighter everywhere else but hopefully that only impacts a small number of people.

who should move? I don't understand what you mean @@christiandockery6023

The way that Israel defenders and enlightened centrist types always immediately demand a condemnation of Hamas from everyone even slightly critical of Israel just reads as a very obvious bad faith cudgel to me. “Right off the bat, before we continue, let’s make it absolutely clear that it’s you and not me who needs to defend killing children for the duration of this conversation.” As if there’s some sort of majority opinion among critics of Israel that it’s actually cool and good when civilians die in war.

​@@KickinRadTopHatit's a move of dominance, you've already made concessions on your rhetoric and they have not. It doesn't matter what Hamas has done (I think they're quite shit imo) all that matters is they haven't and generally won't condemn Israel for the hundered-fold "retribution". If you're explaining, you're losing.

You always just pick whoever doesn't have fighter jets.

@@justcommenting4981 Thank you. Anyone who equates Palestinians with Nazis needs to be reminded that the Nazi's had tanks.

where are you getting this? it's: Americans on Israel/Palestine: “if you pick a Palestine you’re a nazi”

That’s rich coming from someone who hasn’t condemned hamas yet

⁠@@cya5983Why would you condemn Hummus it’s so good

@@cya5983i condemn Palestinian children

I condemn Jews .

@@JoeSims1776 Is Hummus a condemnment?

The Dutch at this point are 2/2 on war crimes. Apartheid and Holocaust. Quite a lot for such a small country. Laughable that this is the location of the Hague.

@@lollian2782 you Americans really are slow, aren't you?

Big Brainy Amber

I remember when they thought Bernie was going to win and she was saying about anti-Bernie Dems, something like, "After all you complained about Bernie supporters not being supportive enough of Hillary in 2016, you have no excuse not to support Bernie right. Now. _Fall. In. LINE."_ I was like, Whoa, she really sounded like she's used that voice roleplaying before.

Agree on both counts. Come back Amber.

yes. my feeling was that Amber wanted to do more than just infotainment. Well, she should come back and criticize the show on the show! take the money Amber!

So no state of Israel at all?

Nope. They chose to engage in a genocidal settler colonial project.

​@@Zirkusmanif they want to remain there as equals: fine. They and their ethnostate can get fucked.

⁠@@ZirkusmanIt’s a state implemented by the British through displacement and murder, “The Land cannot be sold in perpetuity” says the Torah , “for the Land is Mine, and you are residents and sojourners with Me.” The Land belongs to God, and we are no more than His tenants upon it. Educated and the younger generation of Jewish people today don’t agree with the current state of Israel Rav Menachem was against Zionism he famously said “The Land of Israel does not belong to the Jewish People; the Jewish People belong to the Land”

@@joshuamarx8209 Who is 'they'?

Foreign policy is pretty black pilled but there is definitely a difference albeit smaller than many of us would like domestically. No way you get any kind of favorable NLRB action under trump for example.

"When a reporter on Friday asked President Joe Biden what worries him about a potential Israeli ground invasion into Gaza, Biden responded, "Death."" (ABC News Ben Gittleson and Mary Bruce, Oct 13) Oddly, I can't find a quick clip of that despite seeing it on the MSM a few days ago. I thought it was a pretty effective line. More recently Biden said re-occupying Gaza would be a "big mistake" for Israel. It's pretty clear the Biden administration wants to deescalate this. Of course I'm sure the criticism is that he's not trying forcefully enough, but what's he supposed to do, tell Israel it's completely on its own if it doesn't act rationally? I wouldn't be surprised if Israel has contingency plans for bunkering in if all 194 countries turned against them. Israel might seem invincible to Chapo listeners, that's why they feel so comfortable dehumanizing Israelis, because it's easier to imagine the end of the world or the end of capitalism than it is to imagine Israel's neighbors hitting enough Israelis for Chapo listeners to feel bad about mocking them, until a week ago. But for Israelis it's easy to visualize their overwhelming security advantage dissolving overnight. That's why they act the way they do, just as the Chapo types are so quick to point out why Hamas fighters act the way they do. I think it's fucked to imagine that Trump would merely "not have been any better". He's the guy who almost got us into war with Iran by assassinating Soleimani in Iraq. He'd tell Israel to glass Gaza.

Queer people would like to politely yet firmly disagree with you.

​​@@BenjaminGlattNot all queer people, genocide Joe sure as shit lost my vote. I mean I voted for Hillary Clinton but this, no I'm done I'm voting independent. Just the thought of voting Joe Biden makes me sick. And I'm a lesbian who lives in AZ. But I just can't.....nope.

@@Char00000 you're either lying or stupid. Forty-nine states have introduced some 500 anti-LGBTQ laws this year alone. Only two parties have a chamce at the presidency: one party is taking steps to eliminate us from society and one isn't. Choice seems clear to me.

He always has. Just a perfect blend of facts and feelings.

Thank you for your service 🙏

yea it is!

It's post maxi.

His foreskin is gone forever, never gonna be the same

Or finkelstein

Big Joel always busy.

​@@justcommenting4981what is a big joel

​@mutantfreak48 he's little Joel with worse medium Joel energy

Or a metal band name

He shitted his doodoo ass after ODing on cocaine to avoid spending time with his pregnant wife

​@@condor237ma'am?

Some kind of medical emergency a few weeks back. From what they've said, he's in a coma or something similar.

@@bg3007 weak goyim genes

Some medical emergency but the specifics have not made clear. Presumably out of deference to his family who just had a baby. although the last update said he was conscious and getting better.

Havana syndrome :/

It's post maxi.

It's post maxi.

probably overdosed on alcohol benzos and blow the night his daughter was born the way these guys won't speak of it.

There's been no confirmation from anyone involved. Everybody is just speculating and trolling. You won't know for sure for a while, probably ever.

He got turned into a pickle, ok?! It’s not easy curing that shit! It takes time. Surgery. Rehabilitation. Fuck tons of drugs. We just need to wait and pray and hope nobody eats him by accident.

Another victim of the Russian army

Yea, it’s a little weird. I’m assuming they think it goes without saying, but it really doesn’t as there are lefty groups, particularly DSA groups who have openly endorsed Hamas’ actions. There is a small but not insignificant number of lefties who hate Israel so much they’re willing to applaud barbaric theocratic fascists. I hate Israel, but the enemy of my enemy is not my friend.

because it takes focus away from the far far far more pressing issues going on in gaza. breaking news: man shot in the foot just before unloading an entire m32 grenade launcher into a crowd of children

Come on, does it really need to be said? I consider it obvious. No human being, no civilian ever deserves to be attacked for the actions of its government. Ever. No matter what ethnicity or nationality the belong to. This is just leftism 101.

@@tinglestuff I'm impressed, seriously, your analogy is actually worse than their silence.

They address it by condemning breathlessly histrionic people like you who won't shut up about condemning Hamas. Why don't you condemn Israel's decades-long illegal occupation? Their war crimes? Their use of white phosphorus on civilians? Everything Israel has ever done to Palestine has been a provocation. Hamas is a natural consequence of Israel's actions. Condemn Israel for creating the conditions that created Hamas.

Nope.

@@joshuamarx8209 the US is stronger globally than ever before.China is a net food importer.

Give Syria back it's oil, loser.

There's 47 years left for all oil reserves globally, so we're on the clock anyway.

@@myaccount9120 no, they find more everyday. They keep getting better at finding it, and they keep learning how to drill deeper and deeper.

that's not even relevant

And what would that be?

Covid injury is a thing too.

Shame , Matt is one of the few lefties I respect , he’s incredibly intelligent and knows history , but because he’s a lefty the vaxx is a blindsight . Home he pulls through

Oh damn I thought this vaxxx thing was a bit hah, oof

Yes war criminals have a right to rock out too

Israel: So anyways I start blastin!

@@justcommenting4981Just like that out of the blue lmao

Cry about it idf bot

@@kosemekars no first they went "It's free real estate." THEN they blasted. Colonizer special.

Keanu Reeves: Wholesome 100!

When it comes to publishing anything on the Internet surrounding Israel v Palestine. -Every Media Platform is ready to Flag + Strike if too "opinionated". If you criticize Israel on Instagram for example, an OLD post will be Flagged for bullying. Anything worth talking about is Better off un the MeatSpace.

The baby story is fake. It was reported by an Israeli state journalist who claimed that she heard it from a soldier. But when you believe anything reported by the media it's easy to be manipulated. Do you still believe Iraq had WMDS and were ripping babies out of incubators? Both fake stories that were put out to stoke anger in order to garner support for an unnecessary war.

No one thinks that attacking raves is fair game you clown. It goes without saying. On the other hand, the entire western media is justifying Israeli crimes against humanity, and someone needs to push back against that.

Al-Aqsa flood was not a fucking warcrime, people breaking out of a concentration camp can use whatever means they choose. Hamas has also been shown to treat prisoners way more humanely than israel has ever treated the palestinians. Hamas just made the mistake of thinking israel cared about the lives of even its own people.

They mentioned this in the last episode, they asked how does one expect a non violent reaction for how Israel has treated the Palestine people. They probably don’t see it productive to keep calling Hamas attack out since most of mainstreams media is already doing that. Not to mention the double standard set because no one says we need to raise Tel Aviv when Israel is continually bombing journalists and aid workers, not to mention regular civilians in Palestine. The causalities has also skewed big for the Palestine people but in one event the numbers are flipped for a second and now we need to send a whole army in? At this point now Palestine causality number far surpassed the civilians death toll for Israel in that one day but no one’s talking about those civilians lives which have already been dwindling due to the slow choke hold Israel had on the countries sovereignty. You can keep acting like this isn’t the case but w/e

Could you be more specific? I don't have a strong opinion about him either way but is there some reason why his specific coverage of Israel Palestine this week is wrong? Or if his past lies, as you allege or so egregious, why not cite a few examples? Otherwise it's just an assertion in an internet filled with people making them.

​@@michaelcorcoran8768lol don't hold your breath

actually seymor hersh is incapable of lying, you otoh is an avowed dog rapist

@@michaelcorcoran8768 OK so his Syria stuff was all bullshit and completely debunked by OPCW forensics. And it was really stretching the bounds of reality even without that evidence. So first for Ghouta he claims that jihadists cooked up pure sarin and smuggled it into Syria (it's very difficult and dangerous to make, and impossible to make the sort of quantities or purity used at Ghouta without a chemical factory). Then for Khah Sheikhoun he claims it wasn't actually sarin but a mixture of fertiliser, detergent and pesticide that mimicked sarin (sure) but that was immediately contradicted by the fact that MSF medics tending to people on the scene were able to save victims and stop symptoms with atropine (and later the OPCW confirmed it was sarin too). Then the Nordstream article was full of nonsense, for example he claimed Stoltenberg was a CIA asset since the Vietnam war (he was 14 when the war ended and attended anti-war demonstrations with his older sister who was involved in an ML party). Also claiming the Norwegian Navy used P-8s in the operation to bomb the pipeline (they don't have P-8s). One thing he is right about is that it whoever did bomb the pipelines did not use divers operating off that yacht, diving to 80m is incredibly dangerous at the best of times, even with a decompression chamber etc., you'd be risking hypoxia, nitrogen narcosis, and that's before you are moving hundreds of kg of explosive around (physical exertion increases the risk of these conditions), whoever did this would've used a DSRV, Russia's SS-750 was picture around the site of the explosion a few days before (it carries an AS-26 DSRV) and was located there via AIS so a probably candidate. What really gave the game away was a recent piece he did on Zelensky which had US officials talking about him using idioms that are translations of specific Russian language idioms, this was supposedly from a US government source. So even if he isn't just reposting Sergei Lavrov's ramblings all the time (I'm sure there are enough domestic cranks to keep him in business) we have at least one example of him uncritically eating Russian bullshit while being fooled into thinking that he's talking to a US government source and this at the very least demonstrates incredibly gullibility and a willingness to take anything sent to him at face value and uncritically publish it.

@@felixprime8291Seymour definitely has a track record of being wrong too, so don’t trust a word he says

then don't fucking watch don't bother to comment next time

im sure they care

Free Palestine, shithead.

Don't worry, I know confronting what you already firmly believe is hard. So just close your ears, it's easier

You'd rather hear Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson on the subject?

My liver failed. Need more baby heads to stay alive

the Palestinians tried peacefully resisting Israel. Israel shot them for it. now what

They executed people who were living in stolen palestinian homes, armed with guns for the expressed purpose of keeping the prisoners in the nearby concentration camp contained should they violently break out. You act like combatants are civilians, and that is fucking wild. And sure, shooting kids is bad, BUT SO IS BOMBING A FUCKING HOSPITAL FULL OF THEM. Worse, i'd argue. which gets into the absolute absurdity of telling the genocidally oppressed to work with their oppressors against one of the only groups actually fighting back against their own oppression. Are you like, an Israeli chatbot, or just a nazi?

“Hamas is not a viable political force” maybe not for pearl clutching libs abroad, but as far as I can see Hamas seems to be pretty adroit at leading the Palestinian resistance. Hell they’ve managed to get anarchists and islamists under the same tent and cooperating. What you’re confusing here is how *you* feel about Hamas with how effective it is (pretty impressive considering the circumstances).

Listening to chapo and whinging about both sides lmao. A socialist podcast should never give any time to Israeli views

Is this a fucking joke?

My taxes don't buy weapons for Hamas, is the difference.

@@90sStarterJacket what does that have to do with each sides propaganda?

I don't give a shit about Hamas because my taxes don't fund their military. I don't know how to be clearer than that, sorry.

Consider the power dynamic. Israel is a huge economic powerhouse armed to the teeth with the whole western world either ambivalent or in support of Israel. Hamas can say whatever they like, we know they are wrong but it doesn't make Israel's response right.

You know Israel fully backed Hamas coming to power as a way to destabilize Palestinian secular organization.

human rights

@@UncleGreasyChannel violate my basic human rights for 75 years and nobody bats an eye but the one day I flip the table i'm the bad guy

What did Israel expect?

@@5508Vanderdekken oh cool so Israel can do what it wants I guess.

@@UncleGreasyChannel like the rights of the Israeli civilians they slaughtered??? If you can't condemn both sides for their actions you're just like the Israel supporters but the bizzaro version

What about the Ottoman system of Jurisprudence or the Hindu Rajs of Mughal India?

How can it be wise when it's not even true?

definitely not just a human tendency

That should be adjusted to just be about religion.

​@@norrinzelkarr8572you misspelled ideology

HELL. YEAH. DUDE.

u make that up? not bad

What you said could be interpreted to mean Israel or Palestine. That’s the propaganda I hear mainstream news say about Hamas.

Israel is Amber Heard Palestine is Johnny Depp is the funniest take I've seen this week

Amber

@@Wren6858 “Palestine is like the Hollywood guy I like” 🤓

I think its really sad that anyone even knows anything about that or cares @@Wren6858