It Broke Again... and were done 

渡口(Harbor) Is literally the Chinese Hotel California. These songs are THE audio testing sample songs almost across all platforms. That bit really made me lots of giggles

You know, I could watch a real mechanic fix a car or I could watch an entertainment mechanic struggle. Thank you for your service Paul

I like how you kept listing issues, but it was basically what you should expect from MK5 owners

Paul and team, THANK YOU! I laughed my a$$ off through the whole video 😂😂😂

I had a bad BCM problem with my 2018 GSW 4Mo. Mainly affected the interior lights. Took an itinerant VW engineer to diagnose at my local dealer. Total part cannon, lucky it was under warranty, was without the car for nearly three months.

Not going 2 lie, that wrap is like a great magic trick 😂

I love these videos so much. Manual swap the R30poo will solve a lot of your problems.

Wow. That looks absolutly stunning after the wrap.

I had a 1984 VW GTI decades ago, so I went through this experience in 1992. I have never owned another. My 1986 Crown Victoria drives great still.

SD videos are the highlight of YT honestly.

Yo! That wrap is fire! Great job! Love these videos.

You got burned on this job when you selected the “Paul Install” on shop DAP 😂

Wow....get that thing runnin cause it looks fantastic.

Great video, Paul looking forward to seeing the next one the wrap looks awesome by the way

Manual swap, no more trans issues and makes the mk5 r32 cooler win/win

@5:31 Dude you have to warn us before that dash sound comes on! I'm not even in my Audi and I immediately panicked hearing that 😥

I'm working on the MK5 since 2006 and I know this Issue with a blocked Powertrain CAN Bus but the BCM as the culprit ? Never had that. Sometimes the Steering Rack does this when the Power Steering Module dies. Or the Can Gateway itself... Have seen that more then once on a MK5. But the BCM ? Rare thing.... Btw. the Speed Sensor issue could be a worn out DSG Clutch.

Love the rasp from that exhaust, almost sounds like a 1.6l oldschool french N/A hot hatch. why can't the mk7's have exhausts like that?

R3Poo...yep Paul, that's the perfect summary.

An informative video! LOL, that P3 gauge looks cool but aside from charging, or boost (which we don't have) doesn't show much. ;)

This project is inspiring me to work on my own vw

The car looks mean with that wrap damn I love it

Who says you can't polish a turd!?! Nice job

We had a ceramic Gollum that got passed around like that at a shop. Always made me laugh.

This is perfect video to remind me to NEVER buy a Volkswagon in my life ever again. I had a terrible experience with a jetta 08 2.5😵

Looks and sounds great anyway.

I really want Paul to share his feelings more. He keeps them bottled up😂

'And 4 months later and thousands of dollars in mods... it's still broken." LMAO

Gotta love your honesty 😂😂

Martini wrap looks great

5:33 the calculator😂😂😂

bad MAF sensor on my B6 made the dash light up like a Christmas tree including the stability control for some reason, I guess German engineering!

For those gaskets , put them in hot water a few minutes before installing them

Because this car has done it to me , we're goin in dry😂 Frickin spit coffee out my nose 😂😂

I would still buy this car from paul. Even though it would break his heart to see it go

i like those grey rims

I feel like this is why I prefer manual transmissions.....simpler and way less crap to go wrong

I came so close to buying a Mk5 gti the other day. I test drove it and was like, nah. Not a good idea in so many ways

Despite this being the typical state of most remaining R32, theyre still better than a Golf R

I know that you know your community and that you make videos entertaining. But imagine for a minute people that came for the first time and say no way i am going to that shop they don't know what they are doing... 😂😂😂

This by far is the best episode ever. The hate he has for this car is awsome. At this point he might as well just scrap the smelly carpets and seats and shit and turn it into a race car. Good job Paul.😂

What really tied up together the radio stuff is that the Chinese song format is a .flac lol.

When you own a VW you get it. It's a hate hate relationship. Currently I have 2

Ive got Lovley Mk5 GTI ! DSG never failed - Yet ... I;ve got door handle - rust issues but C'mon MAN! 3k plus like you spend 6k in parts and 4k labour ... On the top of it You have to pay insurance for it also .. But car Looks and sounds Lovley!

At least it looks and sounds cool when standing still. This car is so used to standing still that maybe that is it's purpose in life 😂

Paul, I wish I could give you more than 1 thumbs up! this made me crack up

Sounds like it was built on a monday, forgot about, and finshed on a Friday.

Why not the most wanted golf livery?

First time viewer and i laughed hard. I needed that thank u.

So I'm back into looking for a GTI or SLI after a 20 year hiatus to raise several children. We used to work on old beetles and golf Mk2 cars and spend maybe $50 a weekend on new parts and a $10 trip to the junkyard. I'm kinda shocked how (not) far $100 goes these days. Any recommendations for new parts other than FCP or Auto Haus AZ?

I do love vag cars but working on them is so frustrating, you'd think you bought the right part problem solved right? Nope, you'd have to go into a rabbit hole and guesses that'd make you pull your hair out 😬

This car has been water damaged in the past I'd say, Golf electrics are fairly solid well in Europe they are anyway

you got the classic sample songs from china @7:31

4:58 Navigate to the destination. Not arrive at.. MK5 stuff

The saga continues...

My power steering in my GTI is atarting to go need to find one

2:02 German wiring logic ftw...

Can it be possible you mate a Audi tt vr6 manual transmission to the car and would that fix a lot of your issues and make it more fun? Is there manual mk5 r32s in other countries?

Dude, You are hilarious, sorry about the car though

Ex-MK5 owner here experiencing PTSD from watching this video 😅

Do you do work on older ones? B5 A4? I might have a electrical gremlin. No CEL with untronic. After UM could not get rid of cel. They blamed it on car said they couldnt help. Then block cracked, lol. But not before u rebuilt it 2x. I feel your pain. Do you tune b5s? Im in desperate need of a awm me 7 .5 tuner

An automatic gearbox it's the fastest way to make a cheap car a very expensive one!

Find a crashed mk4 r32 and pull out manuel trans and ecu and call it a day

Can you get me a part number for the interior door handle piece?

This car's nickname is 'The Rage'....

Dont go to far, my 2015 MK7 has been a nightmare as well. Fuck VW!

As an R32 owner I hate this and know the PIA these cars can be.

Do you mean “we’re done”?

I only watch this channel because Paul’s a funny fuck.

What wheels do you have on the car?

Damn! The tornado red clearcoat peels in the mk5 as well?

When you decide that you're sick of this things BS, can I buy the rear brakes off you? Genuine question/offer

Don’t tell me about it I spent 38k on my mk6 R and I still have problems

"R-thirty-poo"😅😅😅

7:45 *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!*

What, no way, vws never have issues

The rap looks amazing!

Please do not stop making videos I am here honestly for the personality

Pauls anger is beyond relatable. Thank you for cracking me up on a pretty bad day I’ve been having. 😂

Paul is the angry uncle dropping F bombs left and right😂😂😂. I felt like the young nephew holding the flash light😂🤣😂

I had the same thing happen to me so I just paid for the "Paul Fix" option at checkout. he came ALL THE WAY to my house and fixed my car, which isn't even a Golf! That's right, Paul will come to your house and fix your car, even if it's a Toyota Yaris!

hey, automotive engineer here. The BCM is defective and prevented the EPS from communicating to the other module. The BCM performs a lot of CAN signal gating between different networks. If the module is not doing for it some reason, stuff like this happens.

Man that wrap looks great!Now when you're pushing it down the road you'll be STYLIN! Srsly I hope all the demons have been exorcised,but have you considered consulting a priest?

Same here dude. Bought a red one back in July. Did the timing and changed trans with a bunch of other stuff. Drove it about 20 miles. Parked it for a day. Now crank no start. The demons are in mine too.

"is that a 240sx?"....LOL

Oh, man! The ShopDAP Martini Racing wrap is LEGIT!

You can’t polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter. ❤

As crazy as it sounds this series inspired me to buy a mk5 r32. Except mine cost twice as much and wasn’t from Florida

Was REALLY hoping for a “yup, that runs better” pulling out of the carwash. I look forward to the day that I have this much fun with this amount of trouble. I would think if there is a Paul delivers option there is certainly a Charles on call option.

Get the R32.... The one made in Japan 😂

Am Umar from Uganda ,and VW fan. Paul's frustrations really amused me this morning. My 1.8t mk4 is not yet close to his mk5, but i now know where am headed in the near future.

Watching paul just get punished over and over by this mk5 is just way too relatable. Thank you for sharing this journey, feeling so seen lmao

Giving up on German cars has been proven to improve mental well-being in 89,3% of the cases.

End of the video.... _Voltswagon: DAS AUTO._

It Might be the Biggest turd you ever owned but F-me it looks amazing after the Wrap .. like F me that is SOO SOO Good.

The Modest GTI Takes the Crown: Why the MK6 GTI Edges Out the MK5 R32 While the MK5 R32 holds a legendary status among Volkswagen enthusiasts, the unassuming MK6 GTI offers a compelling counterpoint. Let's delve into why the GTI, despite lacking the R32's iconic VR6 engine and all-wheel drive (AWD), might be the better choice for many drivers. Performance Punch: On paper, the R32 boasts a larger, naturally aspirated engine with a throatier sound. However, the MK6 GTI's 2.0L turbocharged engine delivers impressive power (often with later model years surpassing the R32's output) with less weight to lug around. This translates to quicker acceleration and a more agile driving experience. Additionally, the turbo's responsive nature eliminates the lag often associated with naturally aspirated engines. Fuel Efficiency: A significant advantage of the MK6 GTI is its fuel economy. With a smaller engine and modern engineering, the GTI sips gas compared to the thirsty VR6. This translates to significant cost savings at the pump, especially for daily drivers. Modern Appeal: The MK6 GTI boasts a more modern interior with improved ergonomics and technology. The cabin feels more comfortable and user-friendly compared to the slightly dated feel of the MK5 R32. Additionally, the MK6 offers a wider range of infotainment features, making for a more connected driving experience. Affordability and Tuning: The MK6 GTI is generally more affordable than the MK5 R32, both in terms of initial purchase price and ongoing maintenance. Furthermore, the turbocharged engine of the GTI offers a wealth of potential for performance modifications, allowing enthusiasts to unlock even more power and personalize their driving experience. A Matter of Preference: It's important to acknowledge that the R32 isn't without its merits. All-wheel drive provides superior handling in adverse weather conditions, and the VR6's unique sound remains a beloved characteristic. However, for most drivers, the MK6 GTI's combination of practicality, performance, and affordability make it the more well-rounded choice. Ultimately, the decision comes down to individual priorities. Those seeking a thrilling soundtrack and all-weather grip might lean towards the R32. However, for drivers who value a balance of performance, fuel efficiency, modern features, and affordability, the MK6 GTI emerges as the more compelling option.

As a BMW owner, this was a much needed boost for my mental health

Oscilloscope is very helpful in these kind of situations/diagnosis, anything else is just guess work, at least you figured it out on your own, great content!

Hey buddy, from one mechanic with bad eyesight to another you should seriously consider wearing contacts, it makes working on cars and life in general a lot more pleasant, no dirty greasy lenses to look through and not to mention how cumbersome they are! Love this series! The wrap looks killer!!!

For anyone mounting new VW door seals, here's a tip from a VW mechanic. Soak em in warm water for about 15 minutes, slides on without any issues.