IT IS I, CATO SICARIUS, AND THIS IS MY EPISODE | Warhammer 40k lore 

Can you do a backflip Cato sicarius ?

But can you feel your teeth?

@@fcomolineiro7596 How dare you ask such a question of I, Cato Sicarius, former captain of the Ultramarines 2nd Company and current commander of the Victrix Honour Guard, Master of the Watch, Knight Champion of Macragge, Grand Duke of Talassar and High Suzerain of Ultramar. I, Cato Sicarius can do anything requested for the honour of my Chapter including, of course, doing a backflip.

This is why no one in my legi.... chapter is aloud to have such an ego

@@I_Cato_Sicarius Hey Sick-arius, Settra and the Custodes called, they want their joke back.

I want that now, even if it's a small blurb on a codex. That's way too funny XD

Abbadon completely nonchalantly after he returns: Ok, which one of you threw that ? I just want to have a word with you

@@_NIKOS9_NIKOS I'm picturing Abbadon walking up to that guy and giving him a strongly worded letter. Then stabbing him once he's finished reading it.

@@Gitskreig That's my head canon now XD

Yeah I can’t imagine being sent to the Warp being much of a nuisance to him since he’s been in the eye of terror for the last 10000 years (while he wasn’t in a black crusade of course). The only thing I can think of is if one of the 4 intervine to kinda trap him in a specific part of the warp unless he devotes himself to them, kinda like Mortarion.

I miss captain Titus

​@@floricel_112 Lieutenant Titus*

@@pedroportela6476 CAPTAIN Titus!

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Yes Cato will bore them to death with his title and story. That's how he defeted one tyranid fleet. By that i mean half of them died from boredom, other run away.

If TTS had continued, they would have retrieved Jagahtai, Leman, Star Child Fyodperor and Inquisitor Kryptman. They would also have had the distinction of saving Comorragh from Kaldor Draigo.

Mortarion would be lured back by the addition of a giant lamp to the back of the ultramarines ship Angron would be brought back by a white scars ship hurling insults while being just fast enough to never be in range

​@@salphoris911and even more, they would've done a lot of the other primarchs a lot more justice than GW does. I'd have been interested to see how they dealt with Angron. Angron, more than any other Primarch, was just screwed from the outset. Literally as his pod opened, xenos, commonly believed to be Eldar, tried to kill him as an infant. I mean, given that he was found by a slaver covered in blood and with a lot of xenos corpses around him, you can see how that ended. Forced to kill his father figure, and when he refused, he had the Butchers Nails installed in his brain, and was then forced to do so again. After starting a slave revolt, he and his thousand slaves fled to the mountains, surrounded by the opposing armies, fully intent to fight and die together, only for Big E to teleport him away from the fight, and to do nothing to save the other gladiators. Genuinely the biggest mistake Big E ever made regarding Angron, as even with the Nails, had Big E also saved the other gladiators, I don't see Angron turning traitor. After being taken away, Angron sought only one thing. Death. Which is why Lorgar turning him into a Daemon was just the final nail into the Tragedy of Angron.

@@nukclear2741lol ”Final nail”

@@faizshaikh5658 omfg I didn't even realize what I wrote. XD

The astronomicom is actually the light reflected and amplified by his forehead

I like to think that every episode shy is making it 1mm bigger like the Cop’s hat from scary movie

Its so big its worth 1000 psykers to feed emps on its own.

He will have the legendary sixhead

Malcador the Brickylite

Just like his pappa

I hope he gets the Ultra-Therapy he needs.

Just ruin their lives and the character instantly becomes better

Even so just feels too repetitive having him and calgar still alive or same situation

​@jamesdeek7039 it's relatable amiright 😂

So vortex grenades are 40k loot books? I like that spin on it

A guardsman, watching a Bloodthirster sprint across the battlefield at him as he throws a vortex grenade he found. It misses, clattering to the floor and detonating, only for a silvered figure to appear and absolutely kick the shit out of the Bloodthirster before vanishing again.

So vortex grenades can act like random pokeballs?

I would probably unironicly actually like kaldor if they leaned more into his "gets summoned by accident" part of the lore more, as that is honestly both intriguing and hilarious.

​@stargazer378 that would work as a fun gimmick, honestly. He's so desperate to leave the warp he dives into any random portal he finds, but eventually gets sucked back in again

I think you’re getting the second detail confused with uriel ventris, who’s by far the most unorthodox and loose follower of the codex in the blue boys; cato iirc while he has geneseed directly descended from theil was one of the higher-ups who exiled uriel

@@caledfwltch I'm not. What he's reminded of specifically is Thiel's hot-blooded stubbornness, as Cato may be an avid codex follower but he was also known for rapid assaults before becoming Big G's right hand, which is not at all a cool headed position to be transfering from. His specialty is being the best at drop podding into the front lines.

I thought he reminded Guilliman of Marius Gage

@@carsoncasmirri3874 No Ultramarine will ever be as cool as Marius Gage.

@@Nostroman_Praetor So Cato Sicarius is an Isekaid ODST from Halo who hit the lottery was born into nobility and turned into a Space Marine

And on that day, he became Casto Fistarius

I’d love it for Guilliman or lion to meet Erebus, Kor Phaeron, Lucius, Ahriman, Abbadon, or the other Chaos Astarte characters and for the loyalist Primarchs to just go “Who are you again? And why should I care” to them.

and then Acheran came into the picture

I'm just impressed how accurate they were able to depict it.

Old art was better.

I mean if you're about to die from an eight foot walking tank breaking through your wall you'll try anything in desperation to survive.

She was a water caste civilian (already far more fragile than a normal human) facing an eight foot tall murder machine that was intending to kill her anyway. Gun or no gun she was 100% vulnerable when you factor in what she was facing. Reaching for the gun while distracting her executioner was probably her only small chance of getting out of this alive if she managed to nail the shot. Hell, the fact that she managed to stay calm enough to even attempt this under such circumstances is legit badass. Either way, Cato doesnt need any justification for killing her. In the end of the day he is a Space Marine, a person who has been brainwashed since he was a pre-teen by a fascist regime and turned into a weapon designed to HATE everything that is non-human and to exterminate them with 0 pity, be it soldier or civilian. People tend to forget that. Because lets be real, that Tau could have been an unarmed pregnant mother, in a wheelchair carrying twins in her ams and the outcome would have been the same.

@@_NIKOS9_NIKOS Hence why it's funny

Alternatively he gets stolen by Trazyn and spends the rest of eternity in his museum with the label "is a bitch" on his exhibit

That actual remind me of a short story who name I can not recall, about this grand sorcerer, who doing all sorts of stuff, outdoing powerful rivals magical contest and just being the best... Spoil warning Then you go to the end and realized it a death vision, given by Tzeenteeth himself. The Grand Sorcerer with nothing more than a mutant living in some primitive backwater world, in a trivial shuffle of a rival cult.

@@woaddragon yeah, I was thinking it would involve some Tzeetchian fckery, maybe courtesy of the thousand sons or something (like with Rylanor), where Erebus would see all that only to get the rug pulled from under him in the last few moments

Yes

Accidentally takes a stray shot from an Imperator Titan and just gets obliterated.

I can't think