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Lily, Brennan, Erika, and Trapp navigate the uncomfortable world of kissing and oyster shucking. For more Breaking News, sign up for Dropout: signup.dropout.tv
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@JaraelMoonsilver Год назад

Finally, the full context of “you’re my princess, I’m gonna take care of you, you’re too beautiful to work” is available for the entire RU-vid audience

@ziwuri Год назад

"You're too beautiful to work" is the funniest sentence I've heard today.

@EEEEEEEE Год назад

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

@davidmedlin8562 Год назад

Wasn't something we were all clamoring for lmao I watched this and still don't know what you're talking about

@ziwuri Год назад

@@davidmedlin8562 speak for yourself, but those quote-marked words live rent-free for me

@RandomnesssE 8 месяцев назад

@@EEEEEEEEIS E ALL YOU COMMENT?

@Meetthekiller7 Год назад

I appreciate that Lily felt the story of her first kiss didn’t feel funny enough but goddamn she locked her dad in a basement holy shit

@cthulhutheendless1587 Год назад

I feel like you could easily pretend it was an accident if he was working on something late at night and the basement door is usually locked

@Jmcinally94 Год назад

@@cthulhutheendless1587 Yeah but in that scenario, she'd need to: A) Be waiting for her dad to go do work in the basement every time her partner was round before they could finally do it B) Be plotting this for a long time, lock dad in when he went down there and THEN invite her partner round 😂 Feels like it's more likely her dad had a den down in the basement, otherwise you're scheming WAY too hard

@erinbaer5118 Год назад

And she stone-faced volunteered that information entirely of her own accord. Respect!!

@davidy22 Год назад

@@Jmcinally94What's this about waiting for a partner? You lock your dad in the basement so that he can't escape while you have sex with him

@Juice1984 Год назад

There is a darker interpretation that for some reason makes me laugh for its absurdity.

@historicalFeminist Год назад

"the first time i had sex i did lock my dad in the basement to do it" INSTANTLY iconic quote here

@AlinaAniretake Год назад

"...It also happened - in a basement"

@waffler-yz3gw 10 месяцев назад

when i first had sex i locked my partner in a basement before doing it

@adal2620 10 месяцев назад

That quote has the same Energy as Oyama's "The last conversation I had with my grandfather, I called him a coward"

@matthewbartlett3442 2 месяца назад

That has some troubling implications

@jreliford34 Год назад

Lily - "Ooooh, that's not how you kiss." Brennan - "You have no idea how I kiss." Trapp - {says nothing but face says everything}

@christopherlebel1241 11 месяцев назад

EXPLAIN!

@Saphia_ 11 месяцев назад

Elaborate please.

@thedanox2741 10 месяцев назад

My theory First line implies that she would know how brenndan kisses, which se doesn't

@Saphia_ 10 месяцев назад

@@thedanox2741 I'm guessing either jreliford here edited the original comment or we were asking for the elaboration of the Trapp line.

@cbpd89 Год назад

Me, who never eats oysters and knows nothing about them: Wow, Trapp sure knows his oysters!

@FullVyper Год назад

All the ones he listed are 100% real lmao

@EEEEEEEE Год назад

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

@pyrock0227 Год назад

@@FullVyper That bit absolutely reads as the writers going "Oh, you really know/like oysters huh? A real oyster aficionado? Well we'll just see about that..."

@mehakdoosaj Год назад

brennan’s 1000 yard stare at the beginning of the video really captures it’s essence

@Juice1984 Год назад

Neurodivergent here. Brennan's essence? The stare's essence? The video's essence? All of the above? Only the non-proper nouns? Help is appreciated.

@christianruiz4249 Год назад

"Who wrote this episode?" ... "oh no"

@maiabones Год назад

@@christianruiz4249 every episode i check, hoping it's my boy. grant is such a chaos gremlin

@ridgedchips Год назад

Thousand Island Stare*

@sevagbakalian4711 Год назад

@@Juice1984 the video's essence

@Demmrir Год назад

I love how Lily is difficult to break but then she laughs SO HARD when she does. Just 0-100.

@EEEEEEEE Год назад

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

@oakcanary4040 Год назад

This makes complete sense for a video written by Grant Anthony O'Brien.

@jlinkous05 Год назад

He's still getting revenge for the shower dildo

@EEEEEEEE Год назад

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

@path2plowshares274 Год назад

“Think of your fiancé Brennan “ “Izzy would want me to win” basically Brennan lol

@sir.waffles Год назад

Grant is still trying to get revenge for the “True Facts About Grant” episode😂

@jlinkous05 Год назад

Ahhh the ol' "Shower dildo revenge" routine. We've all been through it before, right?... right?

@alexn5743 Год назад

Revenge for BOTH True Facts about Grant videos...

@bananaz572171 Год назад

@@alexn5743 wait... There's a second?!

@alexn5743 Год назад

@@bananaz572171 yes, but the second is exclusive

@alexn5743 Год назад

@@bananaz572171 they read out Grant's actually social security number

@JimBob4233 Год назад

Fun fact about shucking oysters: having to use a knife to do it was the original point of the phrase 'the world is your oyster.' That is, you only get what you want with violence.

@boiboh2954 8 месяцев назад

That is simultaneously horrifying and badass

@parryyotter 5 месяцев назад

Also please remember this used to be a job given to CHILDREN

@sumdude5172 4 месяца назад

@@parryyotter the little fingers are more dextrous

@ericbarr734 2 месяца назад

Comedy sketch RU-vid comments delivering Shakespearean trivia. This is what life is about.

@gwenstacysmom 2 месяца назад

that sounds. probably false.

@yahooanswers4843 Год назад

dropping "youre my princess" during that was frankly genius

@HeisenbergFam Год назад

I get the feeling they are held hostage to be in this video

@crash.override Год назад

Just like Lily's dad!

@insertcheesypunhere Год назад

i think that's the premise of the show

@karlhenke91 Год назад

"Reporting by Grant O'Brien".

@csn583 Год назад

Mannequin, blink twice if you need help!

@Venomonomonom Год назад

You're goddamn bright.

@alexmcclead7012 Год назад

I love how Erika just gave up immediately.

@mysticalink5329 Год назад

...then just took the punishment like, "...That's it?"

@mmori673 Год назад

they're living their best life

@jacklegend5798 Год назад

Really want to hear the aftermath of Lily locking her dad in the basement.

@Venomonomonom Год назад

I want to see a full sketch.

@karkajouautomaton4882 Год назад

I think he's still down there. We won't know the full story until her dad breaks out of that basement.

@jacklegend5798 Год назад

@@karkajouautomaton4882 Best possible reply.

@fyzxnerd Год назад

Next time on dirty laundry ...

@Crystal_Bull Год назад

I dont know why, but Erikas laugh at around 1:35 is just like, cartoonish. The focus, realization, and just losing it all so fluidly.

@GrandSleuth Год назад

I love how smooth Mike is when he has to list types of oysters

@Monster_NopeNope Год назад

Brennan kissing the mannequin is an accurate representation of how I kiss my cat on top of head

@flashpoint5200 Год назад

The oyster shucking hit home for me. Years ago I was hurting for work so a friend of mine, who was sous chef at a restaurant in L.A. gave me an opportunity to work at the raw bar (prepping seafood). Now, I enjoy cooking; I think I'm decent and can put together a nice meal for family and friends ... But this was TWELVE HOURS learning how to "properly" cut fish, add garnishes and shucking oysters on their busiest night of the week. I was not provided gloves for the oyster cracking so my hands were frozen, damp and sore by the end; got scolded a handful of times by the supervising cook and a plate got sent back because it, "had a hairline crack in it." Needless to say I didn't get the job, which was a relief to me. I needed work but I also value my sanity. Mad respect for people working in restaurants; I never noped out of a job so fast.

@TheScottishMutt Год назад

Erika is just not built for this competition, and I'm all for it.

@thewordywarlock7159 Год назад

I think this is the first time one of these has presented the risk of actual bodily harm.

@nooneinparticular469 Год назад

I dunno, I think Zac Oyama almost died of oatmeal poisoning.

@leeblock9573 Год назад

@@nooneinparticular469 No, it was whipped cream poisoning. There was a regular amount of oatmeal.

@parryyotter 5 месяцев назад

Cattle prod episode

@KaelWrit 3 месяца назад

as someone with a scar from food service I was so nervous, honestly even with gloves - !

@xmlthegreat Год назад

Love Erika, they slipped in actual learning sincerely and without hope of points. Edit: corrected pronoun after checking twitter.

@Vrozkrokop Год назад

I love her too, not only shes the person with most style but she laughs a lot and she laughs hard, just overall amazing human being

@micahphilson Год назад

@@Vrozkrokop I mean, if they already caught you laughing, may as well let it out! Unless you're Brennan I guess, in which case you apparently never let them see it, unless it's kissing jokes or Jew puns. Now we know his weaknesses!

@xmlthegreat Год назад

@@micahphilson what about puns where you kiss a Jew? Does that count as a critical hit?

@jagrubster Год назад

I think Erika uses any pronouns!

@NaudVanDalen Год назад

@@micahphilson Sometimes they count it as 2 laughs though.

@crowtalk Год назад

I feel like Brennan gets a lot of free smiles

@jotax94 Год назад

-that's not how you kiss -you have no idea how i kiss he's got a point 🤣

@micahphilson Год назад

2:44 That's the hardest I think we've ever seen Brennan actually laugh on set!

@KelpTheGreat 2 месяца назад

No, he's laughed WAY harder in other episodes!

@Ootek_Imora Год назад

Shucking oysters is a lot more horrifying when you realize they're alive and you're essentially giving them a joker smile "Oh oops there's a chunk of shell"

@from_no_where Год назад

wait what‽ thats how shucking oysters works? that's awful wtf

@Aburaishi Год назад

@@from_no_where Oysters have no central nervous system, so they definitely don't feel pain as we understand it. They basically have no clear means of understanding anything that is happening to their bodies (or anything at all) - in this respect, they're more similar to plants than animals (trees may even have MORE awareness than oysters, by some measures)

@tsvetomirsheev3882 Год назад

@@Aburaishi idk man, have you asked an oyster how it feels

@theendofmyropemydude Год назад

I'm willing to bet an animal that has, on average, 100 eyes or so has a complex enough nervous system to register discomfort.

@Ootek_Imora Год назад

@no_eyed_girl think of the oyster as a disembodied jaw, no real brain or complex nervous system sure..... but its still a living jaw..... and it's got a treasure/baby (pearl) so them tendons gotta go

@JStrangerDanger Год назад

I'm so conflicted because they've been churning out so much amazing content lately (battle Royale proves Sam's genius, doing what Jeff Probst never did in 44 seasons and hiding an idol in plain sight at tribal counsel) but I wish so much they'd find some budget for more breaking news

@riverbaena Год назад

They actually are filming more right now! As of March 27th they said in their newsletter the season would premier in a few months!

@EinDose Год назад

@@riverbaena I hope this time they have Grant write a video of Real Facts About Nick Kocher, as revenge.

@joed2333 Год назад

Yeah I'm in the same spot. I'm glad Dimension 20, Um Actually, and Dirty Laundry are options, but it's really Breaking News and Game Changer that I like.

@zbronstein3901 Год назад

@@joed2333 make some noise is really good too

@ziwuri Год назад

Just wanted to ping you and let you know that the trailer for season 6 just dropped! You generally want to be patient with this stuff, since it takes a while to produce a whole season of such a high-quality show.

@FaTerokiMenra Год назад

Clicks video, sees the writer was Grant O'Brien Oh boy it's gonna be a trainwreck or hilarious or both!

@dapawta Год назад

This is so weird to see now that Brennan's married 😂

@kuronosan Год назад

+10 000 Points to Erika for attitude.

@tsvetomirsheev3882 Год назад

Minus 9999 points from me cause she's a spitter 😔

@wjjwTheDemigod Год назад

We need one with Amy and Allison so that we can see who laughs the most once and for all.

@Kreacher3 Год назад

Amy. It will always be Amy.

@wjjwTheDemigod Год назад

@@Kreacher3 I hope so. But Allison also has never won and is usually in the high numbers like Amy.

@9nikolai Год назад

Their synergy would shatter any records

@nanoflower1 Год назад

@@wjjwTheDemigod Has Allison ever scored a 99? I think Amy is the only one to reach that record.

@xilith117 Год назад

No we don't.

@alyssatheexcellent Год назад

This was one of the best Breaking News segments yet! Erika and Brennan together crack me up so much.

@IceMetalPunk Год назад

"The first time I had sex, I locked my father in the basement to do it." Um, Lily, want to rephrase that? 😂 I thought we were on Dirty Laundry for a second 😂

@donovanfaust3227 Год назад

If that's how you wanna interpret it I guess. It's not like she said she locked her father and herself in the basement in order to have sex for the first time. Maybe stop looking up incest porn and this kind of stuff wouldn't pop into your mind as easily.

@jhucci 9 месяцев назад

It's crazy to see Brennan Lee Mulligan at such a loss for words. Well done, Grant.

@alucardgangchiha5727 Год назад

I just realized I've been watching you guys since primary school and now I'm in college wow

@Theology.101 Год назад

We’re finally at the point where we are allowed to find this content funny.

@bloomingallium Год назад

same!!!

@Ssyphoned Год назад

CollegeHumor has to be on its 4th phd by now

@emilysmith2965 11 месяцев назад

It HELPS that you’re so COMPLETELY STILL

@Arroyo2099 Год назад

Got to say I love Lilys laugh

@BluePluto03 Год назад

I feel like Erika remembered their name was “punky jewster” halfway through the space lazer bit

@ejaybugboy3yt 6 месяцев назад

Lily rightfully showing why she's the host of Dirty Laundry and the queen of over sharing with that basement story. My god.

@FMGaming Год назад

Ayoooo! That oyster shot was SAVAGE! Very impressive lol

@LuckyCJ Год назад

Pretty sure my favorite is how Erika just gives in to complete belly laughter

@Gebohq Год назад

Mike Trapp came so close to saying SHUCKLES!

@Sir_Duckyweather Год назад

I was so hoping he'd say it. I'm also surprised and disappointed that yours was the only comment I saw about this.

@Danope6200 Год назад

As a real chef letting someone open oysters without proper guidance is seriously dangerous, there is a real possibility that knife ends in your hand

@parryyotter 5 месяцев назад

Yes and now remember that before child labor laws in the US, this was a job routinely given to children 😅

@TinyWarriorAnimations Год назад

I accidently clicked on the video in a way that made it start right at Trapp's segment and all I could think, "Yea this makes sense, why do an intro when you can just start with Trapp talking about oysters?"

@FrumpybutSuperSmart Год назад

I am... incredibly grateful that this video was posted for public consumption

@johnleclerc4507 Год назад

that's a lucky mannequin head

@milktenders6219 8 месяцев назад

The taking the shot without hesitation was pretty badass

@mcvenne8935 Год назад

Poor Brennan. TT *edit: Poor Erika. TT

@user-op3km5zy1u Год назад

I do wish they'd remove the bottom text while they're doing stuff down there... aside from that, good episode!

@whatalovelyday1308 Год назад

The bottom text is how we know what the ad-lib prompts are. Also for the "News" aesthetic, too

@kirkwagner461 Год назад

Applauding Erika for that finishing shot!

@nooneinparticular469 3 месяца назад

My favorite part is Erika subbing “touch the face of God” with “punch the face of God”.

@little_kates Год назад

Alternate Title: Grant’s Revenge

@artmeatj6620 Год назад

Trapp knowing way too much about oysters is the funniest part of this video

@Godnando00 Год назад

I tried to read along with them but the moment the mannequin came in scene, I broke

@maiabones Год назад

erika sending me into gay panic YET AGAIN

@phoebepalydovas9881 Год назад

ishii is a fucking fox, and a badass to boot. truly a role model.

@Spartan051Kurt Год назад

Gotta say, the fact that they got a photo of the spaceflight operations facility at NASA Jet Propulsion Lab for Erika's background is actually pretty good attention to detail

@JadedKid47 Год назад

Man, that Sam Riech plans the craziest bachelor parties

@patrickpromen3605 11 месяцев назад

Erika's facial expressions made the episode. That, and she actually looked excited for the oyster juice

@nickevans5598 Год назад

As someone who sucked oysters for a few summers… super dangerous to do without using a table for leverage. Great job Trapp!

@donovanfaust3227 Год назад

I didn't think giving oysters a "happy ending" was a job but I stand corrected.

@tsvetomirsheev3882 Год назад

@@donovanfaust3227 as long as its consentual

@yamitrap9688 Год назад

@@tsvetomirsheev3882 Didn't you hear? No central nervous system, no consent needed!

@tsvetomirsheev3882 Год назад

@@yamitrap9688 sounds like some good ol time

@nickevans5598 Год назад

Shucked*

@jessicaalter5100 2 месяца назад

just...the content has been off the charts....kudos

@Simmons8519 Год назад

Erika Ishii: no fear

@epkoda 11 месяцев назад

4:32 damn i almost thought they were referencing the titanic submarine incident before i saw when this was published

@queenclairey Год назад

I can imagine Izzy watching this and calling Brennan a coward

@good-questions Год назад

i love all of these people THANK YOU

@TheDuality0fMan 11 месяцев назад

I love when Erika just loses it. Her laugh is infectious.

@Thraim. Год назад

The whole mannequin bit is just too good.

@brianthomason5022 Год назад

Just realizing that CollegeHumor is still putting stuff out

@gaz-l621 Месяц назад

I love that Erika made things harder for themself by taking the cards out of the package. 'A pack of cards' is a perfectly reasonable way to interpret a prop, but nope, gotta use all 52 (54?) of those bad boys.

@fleamarketkeanu Год назад

this show never fails to cheer me up

@ianrivers7923 Год назад

They didn't read what's after the "make out with this mannequin head" line

@matthewwriter9539 8 месяцев назад

She is such a good listener, and she never nags or complains.

@slhpproductions6707 Год назад

I like how we're all pretending we didn't see brennan make out with a mannequin

@AnimaVisionary 2 месяца назад

I'm trying to imagine this video being the first time someone sees Brennan in anything and understands and sympathizes with his akwardness and that even funnier in the context of everything he does as a dungeon master.

@DanielledeVreede Год назад

Wait, new breaking news episodes? Woop woop!

@VanGTO49 Год назад

We’re back on track with this one

@sylvanticx Год назад

Reporter names are on point

@johnthedork723 9 месяцев назад

Brennan and Trapp both have a rizz that I cannot describe. They are both real hot but not in a sexual way. Anomalous rizz

@Taylors_Ghost Год назад

I'm so glad Trapp didn't have to eat the oysters... I was living in dread.

@lokiiago_x0x Год назад

Erika's makeup is so cool! They always look incredible

@scottkrenzke1860 Год назад

i enjoy how this one is mostly them trying to make each other laugh

@chuck6290 Год назад

Erika has the coolest hair!

@PancakePakadin Год назад

Brennan is the main character of college humour

@ProbablyBacon 2 месяца назад

The most uncomfortable episode yet

@dogwithheadphones Год назад

If I showed this to my drama teacher and asked to play this as an improv game, I’d get kicked out of that class real quick

@sukulmati 7 месяцев назад

Lily stroking the mannequin's hair after the bombshell made me have to pause the video so I could stop laughing and catch my breath.

@adamburston719 Год назад

Solid episode.

@TheRumpletiltskin Год назад

I love that half the props in this one are behind the lower thirds... COME ON EDITORS>

@ArnLPs Год назад

Trapp is getting away with smiling a lot, and the reason for that is that this is just what his face looks like.

@hatethegam384 3 месяца назад

I'm simultaneously surprised that we found Brennan's line, and oddly comforted that this was it.

@Sheamu5 Год назад

Lily hiding the head made it weirder

@jdm5570 Год назад

"Sea splooge" lmfao

@Blueblue__ Год назад

I had fear, and it was tremendous 🤢

@danielwilliams7562 10 месяцев назад

DAMN YOU RU-vid, why am I not seeing this the day it comes out!!!

@kirill76kuzmin Год назад

Yey!! My favorite show

@Ryan-fw3pb Год назад

have never laughed this hard at a breaking news

@sorryitsmoops Год назад

How is Erika one of the hottest people alive like damn

@DondarfSnowbonk Год назад

For a second I forgot Brennan was reading off a teleprompter and fully believed he pulled that Jonathan Swift quote out of his memory.

@laurenm7929 Год назад

This feels perfectly timed with my AP environmental science exam

@eleanorsalaski4517 Год назад

Best episode yet

@taurinrobinson Год назад

This explanation has Miss South Carolina Teen USA explaining world hunger vibes