I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Homa." I can't pull for Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.
I can't get Xiangling out of my mind. Yesterday I was sitting in class and I asked the teacher if I could go to the toilet and she said "Guoba!', I think she meant to say "Go out!". After I came back to class and I sat down, I looked in the book, it was a biology class, and I saw a jueyun chili, I tried to ignore it, but when I came home and loaded Genshin, I swapped to my commissions team which was Wanderer, Yelan, Kazuha, Zhongli, when I went to my first commission, "A Small Step for Hilichurls", as soon as I they got in my render distance, I saw some pyro numbers on them and they instantly died, I was so confused, I googled it and I found nothing so I just left it there, thankfully none of my next commissions were combat ones and I was saving resin for the next day for the Fetter drops. The next day while I was going to school I heard someone say "Nice and spicy!" on the phone, I shat my pants, I thought xiangling was after me, since I had shat my pants, I had to go home. When I got home I saw my mom cooking and she said "Out of the frying pan, into the fire!" i nearly got a panic attack right then and there, I ran into the bathroom and held my hands to my ears, but I started to see Guoba everywhere, he would slowly apparate in front of me while I whimpered in the corner, smelling the boiling blood of my parents, I was so scared, I heard every thundering footstep as xiangling wandered around with her "The Catch", I tried to peak outside when suddenly Guoba saw me, instantly xiangling said "Guoba, kiwutsuke!" and as I say my final words, all I can feel is the pure, no ICD, res breaking pyro application. goodbye, cruel world.
“You expected this to be a normal conversation, but it all ties back to Xiangling.” “BOOM! Xiangling” “You open a door? BOOM! Xingling” “You wake up in the middle of the night, roll over and expect to see your wife next to you, but it’s not your wife. It’s Xiangling.” -Zy0x
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I don't even try to play Dehya. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Homa." I can't pull for Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.
Does anyone know were to find the clip where zyox said he was thinking of xianling before sleeping and if her burst snapshots when you level her. I wanna show a friend who didn’t know what fragil resin ist how a genshin player looks like after a few tausend hours of playing.
Imagine being so TA about not being TA that you not only steal a viewer's TA but also ban TA. And for the people who will say it was just a TA or it was in TA, that's sad. It really is not TA, you just like TA enough to agree with whatever he says. Which is also TA. I liked TA but this really has made me like TA less. And of course it was enabled by TA. This basically was TA and it gave me such an TA. Like sure it's his TA and he can do what he wants but TA. Kinda deserves all the TA people make of TA. Used to feel bad for TA when TA would make fun of his TA but not anymore, completely deserves TA.
