IT'S HERE! 

My Pizzamas budget is $0, but the vibes are immaculate and free.

"it would be morally repugnant to benefit from pizzamas" and this is why we love it so much!!

Pizza bless us, every one.

This is my third pizzamas! It's great to be a part of this community

Oh my gosh the blanket and the hoodie blanket! The Pizzamas merch has gotten so amazing over the years 😂🎉

Great video.

Pleeeeeeease make more of the dishwasher magnet, I need it so badly!

So excited for Hank’s dance

Already ordered the 8-ball

This year brings me the inability to eat pizza :( no grain, no dairy, no processed meat and no night shades. But all this will not stop pizzaMas, I will eat onions! :)

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!! 🍕

So I bought some of the PJ Hotsauce ... it's like gourmet Tobasco. A little thicker but not quite as thick as, say, Cholula. Very good on eggs. :)

I have a mighty wantneed of that oversize hoodie/blanket. But my account is mad at me.

I've been watching you guys for a decade. Over a decade. Legit like 13 or 14 years, maybe more. I still don't understand pizzamas. I think I'm not supposed to. I still like it.

3:23 I do only because my dad used to turn on TvLand on the tv and we used to watch Gilligan's Island every night. I loved it 😅

You look more “neither an asset nor a threat” than ever, John

I love how I've been a Nerdfighter for over 10 years, and I kinda know what Pizzamas is, and I don't really know what it is all at the same time. It's magical!

1:08 Have you thought about doing a Crash Course series on the history of Pizzamas?

I’d highly recommend reading the descriptions of the items on the website even if you don’t plan to buy the item, they are always delightfully absurd in just the right way. Huge props to the people writing them!

The bucket hat plus mustache look goes unnecessarily hard

“Somehow, Pizzamas returned.”

3:10 John, I own a machete. This is a machete from West Germany from the early 1960s where, for some reason, a company gave all of their employees commemorative machetes. This machete in particular has a line etching that is immaculate; a Stereotypical American Indian™ on horseback with a lasso riding across the Stereotypical American West™ attempting to rope a Stereotypical American Buffalo™. I don't know how *your* Pizzamas artist derived that shirt, but I will forever hold in my heart that they - somehow - also have a 1960s West German-made machete that they sometimes have a hard time explaining.

Pizzamas reminds me of the irrepressability of hope despite the futility of effort. It is a good reminder.

THE PIMPLE PATCHES?! I unfortunately have to buy these. They’re so delightfully bizarre

"None of you will remember Gilligan's Island" How true. Obviously those too young have seen it, and those of us old enough to have seen it are starting to lose our ... uh, what was I saying?

HELL YEAH MY FIRST EVER PIZZAMAS

"I need it because I need stupid, silly things, and this is the stupidest and the silliest." 🙌

I feel like that blanket hoodie could basically solve all my problems.

The pizzamas things are so high quality this year it's wild

If anyone was to write the deep lore and history of Pizzamas it would make the collected works of Shakespeare look like a pamphlet . Don't be sad that you don't know the history , rejoice that you're here now . The past has gone , the future is Pizzamas .

The shirts really do get better every year. Pizzamas isn't just a holiday, it's a dang artistic movement.

I, for one, remember Gilligan. I grow old... I must wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.

got a pizza john blanket last year and it's one of my favorite objects. It is warm, the money went to charity, it makes me laugh when I look at it, and it confuses everyone else, 10/10 what more could you want

Everything looks amazing, but I have to admit, I'm a little disappointed the Pizza Bucket Hat doesn't come with an orange track suit and gold chain so I can be my most late-80s rapper self

I had to have emergency surgery today and was so, so happy the merch dropped on the app right before I went into the OR!! So excited for Pizzamas to keep me company during this hospitalization. Thank you John and Hank for all you do and all you stand for.

The pizzamerch merch has no business being so high quality. That chef's apron!

Every year pizzamas comes earlier. I predict in five years from now, instead of Christmas in July we will have pizzamas in July. In fifteen years, we will come full circle and pizzamas will replace Christmas as a national holiday.

My bank account is not gonna appreciate the next 2 weeks with the amount of amazing pizzamas merch

Holy pepperoni! How is it already Pizzamas again!? I can’t believe I’ve had my amazing Pizza John floor rug adorning the entry to my office for a year now! It brightens my day, every day. ☺️

Thank you for bringing back the hot sauce. My husband has been so sad since the bottle ran out and explaining limited edition as a concept doesn’t register.

John's first Pizzamas video is always one of my favorite videos of the year

His delight, it fuels me. I can afford nothing but time, time to watch all the pizzamas videos.

Listen, having a mental health crisis is never good but having it while seeing John get through the same does help.

Holy crap, I heard Kathleen from LRR talking briefly about how she wrote a module for Pizzamas! Now I must get those dice

After a very rough week, pure John Pizzamas joy is hitting just right.

As someone deathly allergic to tomatoes this is a very conflicting holiday.

I’ve already bought the blue pizzamas shirt - yay for early access through the app!

Pizzamas blanket hoodie???? Pizzamas dice and oneshot????? Goddamn the E-Commerce is getting so good

I REMEMBER GILLIGAN'S ISLAND AND YES YOU DO I love Pizzamas every year - I am SO EXCITED!!!

Not only did Pizzamas arrive on my birthday, but it arrived with magic 8-balls! Life is good.

This...this is beautiful. Happy PizzaMas, to all who observe! I am so psyched for these incredible PizzaMerch...es! Excellent all around!

Pizzamas couldn't have come at a better time for me. I am currently having a really rough world-sucky time in my life and this is a perfect time to have that pizzamas dopamine rush and that charitable giving. Thank you for never forgetting to be awesome and for reminding us of our own awesome.

So glad my favorite video of the year (John’s ecstatic Pizzamas merch reveal) is back. Can’t wait to spend money from my paycheck at the end of the month on these invaluable goods

My son absolutely loves the texture of last year's blanket, so of course I had to get him the 2024 version!

Your stache is looking good! 🍕 I grinned like a dork seeing all the new Pizzamas stuff!

Also fyi sorry to hear about the AFC Wimbledon pitch. R.I.P.

"I need stupid silly things, and this is the stupidest and the silliest" 😆😆

Woo for Kathleen de Vere's one-shot! Super excited…

Y'ALL GOT KATHLEEN DE VERE TO WRITE A ONE SHOT FOR YOU!?!?!?! OMG. Is there a community bulletin board in it? I must have it!

It's the Most Pizzaful Time of the Year!

Maybe the real Pizzamas was the friends we made along the way.

HAPPY PIZZAMAS EVERYONE! I'm wearing my pizzamas shirt. It's actually a profoundly sas day for me so I'm so thankful for the joy that is pizzamas

All the pizzamerch is so good this year. I am especially torn by the crisis of wanting the blanket and already having too many blankets.

Like if you, like me, remember Gilligan's Island.

While it is true that most Nerdfighters are too young to remember Gilligan’s Island’s original run there was this magical thing on basic cable called “Nick at Night” where us elder Millennials got to absorb the sitcoms and, if we stayed up late enough, the dramas of our parents generation.

Can't wait to play a Pizza John One-shot, with some Pizza John Dice, in my Pizza John Sweatshirt

Goode deeds. Comrade Gilligan

I heard a rumor that Kathleen from LRR wrote the one shot, but I don't see anything about who wrote it on the site. Can anyone confirm or deny? Edit: it says it on the adventure page. I had missed you can buy just the adventure on its own and thought it just came with the dice set.

I’ve been searching for the right dishwasher magnet for YEARS. Thanks, Green brothers!!

I've been a fan for a long time, but only just got pizzamas fun last year with the Pizza John Eras shirt, which I love! This year I fell in love with Cowboy John and got the shirt before the video, thanks to the app! Happy Pizzamas everyone!!! 🍕

Pizzamas explained for those who are unaware of this amazing event: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-KO5h9WhUT5g.html

2:17 Pizzamas is not a holiday. Pizzamas is a holibiweek.

I remember OF Gilligan's Island!

Where is the shirt at 2:50???? Is not even in the sticker packs!!!

Happy Pizzamas everyone!!!

There is always the eternal gamble of do I buy everything I want early and then miss out on the cool bonus stuff you guys bring out sometimes or do I wait and then you run out of stock of other stuff ;( Well I've gone early this year, I WANT THOSE DICE! 🎲

Pizzamas starting on my Birthday? Best Birthday EVER!

caught in an absolute swirl of a menty b, but pizzamas just legit put a smile on my face, a truly herculean effort. thanks pizzamas!

Omg I’m so glad Pizzamas is here, thank god

I’ve been following this channel for a few years… and I still have no idea what pizzamas is.

It’s a glorious, glorious day!

HOW is there not a shirt with the lunchbox design? It is goooold! Also the app is great, can't wait for another year of pizza dad jokes every day for 2 weeks!

My moms buying me the pizzamas blanket hoodie (she hates it but she loves me so it’s fine)

*Happy pizzamas!* Unrelated, but am I the only one that still feels weird when I hear "stupidest" (or funnest) rather than "more stupid" (or more fun)? I know its NOW been added to the dictionary, but for so long people were using it when it wasn't a real word, so it still feels weird hearing :-p ❤

Every year pizzamas comes earlier. I predict in five years from now, instead of Christmas in July we will have pizzamas in July. In fifteen years, we will come full circle and pizzamas will replace Christmas as a national holiday.

The oversimplified lore of Pizzamas is John ate pizza and had a mustache and somebody made art and... Uh... Okay... It might be too complicated to explain in a single RU-vid comment

Me watching this telling myself I do not need any more stuff in my full house. *sees dishwasher magnet* Thanks, Hank and John for making a pizza purchase completely justifiable 🤪

I've watched every Vlogbrothers video for over a decade, and I've always wanted to participate in Pizzamas but have never had the money. These dice and one-shot adventure might make me a first-time buyer though.

"None of you will remember Gilligan's Island." Without re-runs in syndication, neither would you.

Yes!! I can’t see the One Shot game individually on the website? My partner says it’s on the app though!

I'ma need everyone to link pizzamas to the Kelce brothers repeatedly so that Jason and/or Travis ends up with that pizza bucket hat

Im not an active nerdfighter longer and I don’t watch all videos but gosh it makes me happy that pizzamas is still a thing and it’s still as ridiculous as always. Love you guys

I love John's Pizzamas unboxing videos every year because it always makes him smile so much :)

Pizzamas x LRR crossover let’s GOOOOOOOOO

I’m here to say I’m proud to know the writer of the DnD Pizzamas one shot and to consider them a friend! Kathleen you’re the best

If someone built a John Green word cloud it would be centred around the word ‘Pizza’ in giant letters, on top of the word ‘tuberculosis’ in letters almost as big.

I'd love to get that blanket, unfortunately I just do not currently have the funds. It is just so beautiful.

My career goals are to finally have enough disposable income to go full-hog on pizzamas 😂

thats a good bucket hat