It's our money and we want it now. 

Steven, we need Water Warrior merch!

I feel like when James was a kid he would read Spy vs Spy comics then write a detailed analysis of the losing spy's strategy to identify potential flaws in operational security. I feel like he pays professional hit men to break into his house and set genuinely lethal traps to keep him on his toes. I feel like one day when filming someone is going to unintentionally say the specific sequence of words that activates his programming and that there will be no more vlogs. I feel like as a kid he heard the phrase "you are what you eat" so he performed an anesthetic-free extraction of his own wisdom teeth and ate them. I feel like if you pick up the phone next to his bed and dial zero the President answers. I feel like his biological parents were assassinated and replaced with government surveillance agents once he was approved for the Infant Water Warrior Program. I feel like since government funding for the Program dried up they've replaced his surveillance agents by blackmailing a group of millennials into following him under the pretense of filming a reality tv style vlog by holding on to the only known antidote for whatever the fuck it is that Parker has.

Elemenopy Cuaress Wow

Elemenopy Cuaress Why?

That's so weird, I thought I was the only one who thought all of that.

Zach I don't think I like the large amount of jump cuts though.

Theonrouge i just am not a fan of italics

Theonrouge Now that you mention it theres like a jump cut every two seconds oh my god

get a grip

Wow... You've got to be pretty fucking entitled to criticize free content on the internet.

I HAVE

There an incredibly rare species but I've seen one just the once!

You should consider whitelisting or disabling when you watch content you want to support. Is a 15sec add really going to kill you when it helps support small content makers?

I've never seen an ad ever. In general.

pearciepi I got one the last time he said there would be one. I laughed because he said "and now a word from our sponsor" and it was a beer ad

For a hundred dollars a day of *not* holding the camera I'd wear a beanie too 👲

It's because of the hair, some days you just can't be bothered by drying it then making it stay. I've got the same deal.

haha Ohhhh I see. I think my brother-in-law does the same thing. That, or he's tapping into his emo days.

Can't argue with that.

That's not true. Have you not seen the beanie god himself? H3H3 practically has a monopoly on beanies and he currently lives in California

"Help! Yelp! Review me on Yelp!"

simplebeautyxx He used to be a duck

Steven Stepup2thestreets

I honestly see this every time I read his name

Steven Sweatic

You’re welcome

hes posting it for us australians ^_^

Back away, he uploads for us Europeans to have something to watch with breakfast.

I prefer to watch the breakfast so that's a bit offensive to me.

They still need a final person to solidify the group. I don't know who or what but there's a single missing ingredient that would totally set this whole thing off into a whole other level

I wish Reina could be a part of the team. I honestly think she'd be great in a few videos here and there.

An unexamined life I think a female character would complete the dynamic.

Yes, little Reina! Steven always talks about how he modeled SP7 after It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. They need a Frank and who would make a better Frank then Reina? lol

Hmmm... nah

It was a boys swim party. Why would they need high class stuff like swimsuits?

As Steve is a member of the 1% he probably didnt want to put Cib and James off with their lack of 1 percenter swimwear.

Fatalsalmonman Yeah, fr. I wish it had less of them like the older vids

It's probably due to the new editor, Autumn. There were a lot in the last video she edited as well.

Fatalsalmonman i didnt really notice

they just cut out all the wasted time or useless information, its not like these are the types of videos where they can do multiple takes all the time so this was the best way to cut it

Braeden Alberti it's not like they can make a script, or rehearse their roles before they start recording, or even think about what they're saying before the say it. i dunno

Don't think he's allowed. He's under Fullscreen now. That's the reason Meg Turney had to leave Roosterteeth, she realised she could make a ton more via patreon but it was against company policy.

Axerty They should set up a Patreon for James

well maybe if steve sees that there is alot of demand they could work things out to have at least one of the sugarpine 7 boys have a patrion well all of them except parker lol. and i would totally buy a shirt that has james straight face on it with one of his quotes like "i cant im drafted" or "im from NASA"

Don't think it has anything to do with demand. Companies have policies for legal reasons, idk what the legal reasons would be for Fullscreen but that's just how it appears. Funhaus also had fans telling them to get a patreon during the ad-pocalypse and they had to respond saying they weren't gonna do it. Either way, I think Sugar Pine is fine, the money thing is mostly probably just a bit...I hope. Fullscreen and Rooster Teeth seem to know what they are doing and Supdicks views are really good, so they'll treat him well.

yea but if i learned anything from my first year of law school theres always a loop hole in contracts. it just means that there has to be a demand worth enough to risk using that loop hole. but then again they just joined with fullscreen so it sadly wont be smart until they get more contacts with other brands and companies to fall back on

Question yourself Question Your Life

Life on Mars Never forgot.

Bu dum Chhh Are you ok?

Purplegrapeduck no, I need more Stee, he doesn't post enough on his own channel

Dynamic Banter is lit af

Mehmed Erkekli true

Yeah but in the cowchop podcast, ep2, Steven admitted to signing a contract with Machinima. The Roosterteeth cinematic universe is starting to lose itself.

They're 100% teaming up with Rooster Teeth.

HarryMoho then how do you explain the chowchop podcast where he announces that he signed with Machinima??

He didn't.

4xdblack how do you explain that in the third episode of the "chowchop" podcast Brett said that he had signed with rt

A happy relationship with the boys.

same

all you gotta do is be on late as fuuuck

Ken Lumen Yah

wrong video, go back to logan paul

no

:)