ITEM ASYLUM MOST RAREST BIRD UP (i cooked) 

"In the middle of the all fighting and chaos, punishing bird replies: 'Guys! We birded up without noticing! Amazing!'"

"oh gues we are a team now, anyway"

Why do I have a feeling that the bird user just casually accidentally walked up?

​@@braker3680Tbh I think it was bird user's whole plan, he saw two potential to be bosses fight each other and took opportunity

“Oh no, anyways”

The 3.23..... hp from the bird finally came in handy.

@@vivelespatat2670Weirdly enough I sometimes the small health boost helps keep me alive. Though I still die because 3 hp isn’t really going to help me in the middle of a fight

lol

urs is familiar to what happened to me BUT it was 2 survivors and a zombie (including me, i was the survivor)

⁠@@bruh_moment20273how did the match finish and did the zombie become a friendly or something?

@@Raheel2714 late respond but trust me, i tried killing the zombie but nah it wouldnt let us. and the match ended normally

I CAUSED THAT ONE I was judgement

That was an uncertified..

@@thatoneitemasylumdudeno it was a bacon

@@commit_CRIMENo he mentioned bacon twice

@@thatoneitemasylumdude no it was a bacon

​@@thatoneitemasylumdudeno it was bacon

I think he was on console because it’s a pain in the ass to click on a player for speed, death note, hitman, etc.

@@imayberickgrimes oh

@@imayberickgrimescorrecto

friendship is magic

friendshi is magic

I mean, i dont blame him for that

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

Same

I saw that he died by the airstrike thing idk what’s that called tho

~aah!

Meanwhile in an alternative Universe where the PLAYERS rebeled agiants the dummies:

These are the chance of birding up when there are only 3 player on the serv and if you only use the loadout you first spawned with. So these are the chance of birding up in zs with 3 survivors

​@@SimpleCatPerson I actually did the math on how likely it is to bird up in a regular zs round. Let's assume that we are in a full, 16 player IA server, and that 4 people became zombies at the start. That would leave 12 people, all of which have both a 3 in 110 chance and a 2 in 123 chance for a bird up item, right? Well, ZS actually bans some items for being too powerful, so the actual chances are 3 in 107 and 2 in 102. Now we multiply those chances for each survivor, then turn those numbers into percentages and then add them up to get our final percentage, right? Well, if one person has a specific bird up piece, another person getting the same bird up piece wouldnt do anything, so we also have to account for that. We also have to account for the fact that after a person gets a bird up item, they cant get anymore (Well, they can, but any bird up item past the first one will be useless), thus reducing the amount we have to multiply our number by. So taking in ALL of that, here are the final percentages of how likely it is for someone in the server to get a useful bird up item, if: No one has gotten a bird up item: 58% Only lamp/torch: 32% Only bird: 42% Only Judge/Judgement: 32% Lamp/torch and bird: 19% Lamp/torch and judge/judgement: 10% Bird and Judge/Judgement: 19% And ALL OF THIS, isn't even factoring in the chance that a fallen gets one of the melee bird up items. I decided not to count the fallen, because mutation chance works pretty weirdly. There's probably a mistake in here or something I forgot to account for, since im not very familiar with probabilities. I also dont know how to turn this into a singular percentage chance.

@@MrDawid06all that to not show us the actual percentage on zs 😭

@@okay2048 Did the calculations on that one too. Basically i just took the percentage of getting a useful bird up item with no other bird up item on the field, converted it into a fraction, then i did the same with the rest of the possibilities, and then multiplied them together. From my calculations, you have either a 3.5%, 1.8% or 4.6% chance to bird up in zs. If we take the average of all those numbers, our final percentage chance of birding up with only survivors in zs comes out to 3.3%.

I didn’t even knew if he had judgment bc it was an accident bird up

Cope

I had 30 kill streaks, avoided a death note, killed a pebble user, nearly died to the airstrips (forgot what’s it called), last bird remaining

@@thatoneitemasylumdude none of this is difficult in an enclosed map. Bro is flexing for sweeping the floor with bad players

@@Link9058average item asylum player when their the first one to die as bird 🗿🗿

I just realized you were the bird who died n rage quit at 0:48

tldr the three birds get twilight, ragdoll immunity, jacked health and cant hurt each other. for more info check the twilight page on the ia wiki

How? You can't bird up in uncertified

Yes you can

But have you?

I had my bird on my head they had lamp and the other one got torch