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look at the Ten Facts you probably didnt know about the Village and Pillage update. It has the Swamp Villagers at the end. i think they forgot to change the label and they used the episode 1's labels as placeholders
Ah, you see that is the true way they show their genius. By not having the player take any damage when jumping into water from any height, they are teaching us that jumping off of bridges is not an effective way to commit self-harm. Thus they are actually preventing people from jumping off bridges in real life.
Hitting in water when you're accelerating really fast would probably and most likely kill you, especially if the water is still and is in high amounts like the ocean
@@Infern0 ya see the flaw in that statement is that herobrine wouldn't have been added anyway, they used to reference herobrine in the patch notes, but now they just kinda give a wink and nod to the creepypasta, the cave update is going to happen though, but it might take just a little while longer since they're upgrading the nether
"When we added the composter on the village update we even made sure they don't compost them(poisonous potatoes)" *That's the evilest thing I can imagine*
@@xioana Can You help me find a way to give her a more reliable power source than an outlet? I want to protect her from being unplugged by... “certain people”
"We Got A Lot Of Complain's" * Shows Make a Cave Update * "Opps,not that one" Guy in the background:Ah i see,you are of man culture as well Me:YES MOJANG IS GONNA MAKE THAT,THEY RESPOND :D!!!
@@dacstudios1168 Well, yeah; as a developer myself, just because people beg for a certain feature doesn't mean it's the right choice to drop everything and implement that feature. In this case, it's worse than that: people are asking for an entire theme, so a BUNCH of features at once. I don't blame the devs for putting it on the back-burner instead of jumping to do it just because people are annoyingly begging for it.
@@IceMetalPunk The begging might be a bit much, and I'm not thankful enough were getting one of the most necessary updates, one for the Nether. That said, a face update is also necessary as they've become a bit boring, which isn't good when caves are the most explored part of the game, and necessary to go in. The way I see it, these are the most necessary updates we need; Nether update: which is being worked on Cave update: likely not being worked on for a while, but at least referenced Combat changes: which Jeb has been working on seemingly himself. New hostile mobs: self explanatory And a few new biomes with new tree/wood variants. These are all something the game definitely needs off the top of my head, but what we need to do is just mention them to Mojang, and if they respond we stop asking. The issue this time was Mojang up until now gave no comment, so we had to assume they weren't seeing, or intentionally ignoring us.
Remember in the Nether Update video when the computer said they changed their name? The subtitles said the other modem noise was "MODEM SOUND VARIATION 3582," and in the opening subtitles to this one they kept the new name! That's dedication.
0:41 We SMASH computers... Game awards are soon... The tower has windows that intersect forming smash symbols everywhere Steve confirmed for smash? Hopefully...
"Nobody can accuse us of being socially irresponsible again!" Me: Draps 256 blocks down (or over 600 feet) into final level of flowing water in between 2 chests, or less than 1 mm of water
uuuuuugh pliiis shut uuup and im not a boomer solo soy un argentino que no me gusta que les griten a los desarrolladores que hagan lo que USTEDES QUIEREN! ELLOS PUEDEN HACER LO QUE QUIERAN!! translate everything I said before into your language xd
I likke how in the last episode, the computer said she would change her name to [the same thing plus an extra beep] and now it actually relays that in this episode! Very cool, Mojang
xShadowNinja terraria’daki gibi yer altı biyomlarının ekleneceğini düşünüyorum ya da yeni dungeonlar ruby gelse bile zırh/ekipman yapmak dışında pek bir işe yarayacağını sanmıyorum belki devreler için kullanılabilir
@@ArdaCamper terriaria'daki gibi biyomlar gelse biraz klişe olur gibime geldi, biyomdan çok pillage ve village update i gibi yeni structurelar gelebilir mesela.
So Mojang knows that we want Cave Update. They might do it soon because they hinted that a lot of feedbacks/requests for Cave Update have been in their mind.
@@bnkz no, i joined when there was old boats when they didnt need shovels, when there was no fish and corals in ocean, only squids, and when items sunk in water instead of floating
What, no mention of all the nasties the water bucket keeps at bay (like endermen. Scary!) and how in a pinch it can save your life from the water-like lava in the nether? Great video though, i've never watched one of these episodes in the series. I was pretty surprised that it was fairly original and funny.
