Jack Stauber's Micropop - Baby Hotline 

This sounds like a very well organized and planned anxiety attack

From what i've heard, this song is about a woman who got put on hold for 20 minutes on a suicide hotline, and was later found dead with a gunshot wound. The lyrics "hoarder of quarters" comes from when she would pick up coins off the street.

The song has a disturbing and nostalgia feel makes you feel safe and not so safe at the same time and gives you a a vibe of happiness as well it's extremely magical what a simple song can do here.

I like how Jack Stauber's songs have VERY DEEP backstories, yet they all are still a banger.

jack stauber has his own vibe to his music

The instrumentals sound like a nostalgic memory of a time I never experienced.

I heard this song on an Instagram reel and as soon as I heard the first seconds I thought "yeah, that's Stauber." He really has a unique vibe.

It's *my* mental breakdown and *I* get to choose the music

This song has a terrible backstory. Many people thought it was about a man who killed his wife but it's truly About a suicide hotline that took place in 2016. The line "hoarder of quarters" means that his wife liked collecting quarters. And the line "someday when I go back outside, I'll see your okay" means the singer (Jack Stauber) wants to see her collecting quarters on the street again. she called a suicide prevention hotline and they just put her on hold. (remember a SUICIDE PREVENTION hotline) And by the time they called her back, she had already killed herself. Neighbors really missed her and said that the incident should never happen again, or should have never happened.

Okay, a lot of people here are messing up the story, and I wanna get the record straight. This song is about a real woman who was depressed and was seeking help. Her own mental state mocked her, basically telling her to do it already (baby flatline, still time to do it too.) Her husband loved and supported her (baby hotline, hold me close to you.) The “hoarder of quarters line” is often misinterpreted as she liked collecting quarters, that’s not what this means at all. Not a lot of people know this, but for old school hotlines you needed quarters to call people, like a toll. So this is to reference how many times she called the hotline, it was like she was a hoarder of quarters the way she kept calling the hotline. It’s a clever play on words, obviously the “suicide hotline” isn’t an actual pay a quarter hotline, but those old pay a quarter hotlines actually needed you to pay a quarter. It’s just supposed to truly tell you how many times she called that hotline. “I contend that your drinking eye has never opened.” This is because she’s not dead. Often times when people commit suicide they’ll get drunk, and in their drunken state they become emotional and point out all the flaws about themselves. Stuff that they “didn’t see before.” Almost, like a drinking eye. Considering she has not yet committed suicide, her “drinking eye” never opened. This is once again, either someone else mocking her or her own mental state. Her husband, knows that soon she might try to commit suicide, and he hates hoping things will get better, because they never do. (I contend somebody will die, and I hate hoping.) She’s been taking medicine to deal with this depression, the pills are supposed to make everything better, but they’re not. This shows a duality. The song is saying the husband (after the death) and the wife (before the suicide) are both taking pills. He hates coping with her loss, and she hates coping with her depression, cause she truthfully just wants to let go. And the last line is self explanatory. The main story is basically, lady is depressed, her husband is trying to help her. Her own mental state mocks her. She calls a suicide hotline because she can’t take it anymore, the suicide hotline puts her on hold and hangs up on her multiple times. By the time the suicide hotline calls her back, she’s already committed suicide. The husband is trying to cope with this loss.

this song really is just a happy song for the first like 2 minutes and it makes it oddly insane for some parts with a disturbing backstory sprinkled behind it, which is why i love this song

This is giving very new age 80s music

This feels like a mental breakdown and I like it Edit: you guys can stop telling me about his wife I know

“Wishing that the pill let you cry and I hate coping” best line and most relatable for me☠️ Thanks for 2k guys✋🤩

This feels like something that would play if you were going insane

Lyrics: Baby Hotline Please hold me close to you Baby flat-line Still time to do it too (Ha-ha-ha!) Baby snack time Chow down to earth but in your head She's a hoarder of quarters And no boundary boredom-dum Boundary boredom I contend that your drinking eye has never opened I insist somebody will die And I hate hoping Wishing that the pills let you cry And I hate coping Someday I will go back outside And see her okay (Hotline!) Hung up and put on hold! (Hotline!) My line is getting cold! (Hotline!) Hung up and put on hold! (Hotline!) "Oh, uh, I'll try again" Baby Hotline Please dial "9" to get out! No flat-line What were you scared about? (Ha-ha-ha) Baby sat by and felt the wind At least I called her a hoarder of quarters And no boundary boredom-dum Boundary boredom! I contend that your drinking eye has never opened I insist somebody will die And I hate hoping Wishing that the pills let you cry And I hate coping Someday I will go back outside And see her okay (For a while) (While, oh) (For a while) (While, oh) (Hotline!) Hung up and put on hold! (Hotline!) My line is getting cold! (Hotline!) Hung up and put on hold! (Hotline!) Numb, feel burning with haste And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste I feel numb, I've been burning with haste And I'm realizing now what a terrible waste I feel numb, I've been burning with haste And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste I feel numb, I've been burning with haste And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste I feel numb What a waste What a waste What a waste Sunbathe 'til morning time And your e-eyes will open wide (What a waste) Oh baby nevermind And my si-ight will run and hide I can say Oh wrap it in with cinnamon (What about...) I've been dead Oh wrap the trouble now (Ha Ha!) I feel so good Ring won't bend (And you did it) Thinking bent, oh I won't stay more anymore, oh I don't even think about it Oh you know I don't Oh you know I don't Oh you know I don't Oh you know I don't I hate hoping, Oh-oh-oh I hate hoping, Oh-oh-oh I hate hoping, Oh-oh-oh I hate hoping, Oh-oh-oh

That ending... When the operators finally picked up but it was too late... The endless ringing is haunting, man. It gives me chills, like actually. It's the kind of horror that comes from the realization. Completely vague, and yet terrifying to those who know. Oh god, it's just... Jack Stauber is a brilliant storyteller.

One thing I find interesting is how many people tend to miss-interpret the hoarder of quarters line. The hoarder of quarters line, although it sounds like the woman collected quarters, is actually referring to how many times she called the hotline. Since old suicide hotlines were pay phones, you’d have to use a quarter use them. So it’s saying " she called that hotline so many times she was like a hoarder of quarters! " Although she isn’t actually using a pay phone, the line is just saying that she was like a hoarder of quarters with how many times the called the hotline. ^^

this song in a lot of ways also has that feeling of 'Spiraling' in depression... the sudden beat changes, and the unique song structuring..

i love how the ringing of the phone at the end of the song loops and starts the song with jack answering the call

IT’S BEEN AGES since I’ve been mindblown last by a song whatsoever. I’m in awe of it.

fun fact: if you flip that telephone upside down , you'll see another face.

This sounds like those nightmarish cartoons we'd watch as kids in the mid/late 90s

0:39-1:10 this part gave me chills i love this song. Edit:omaga!! 33 likęs tysm

I’ve been looking for this song for a long time I’m so glad I found it

1:46 - 2:18 love this part so much like it just sounds good

The ending cheers is her doing it. In her mind everyone laughing at her for being so weak is now cheering she went thru with it. And as her life fades away all she can repeat is "I don't care, you know I dont.....you know...I dont..."

this is one of those songs that i can never get tired of no matter how much tiktok uses it

My god that last guitar part is so good

4:09 Is a underrated part, for some reason I find weird laughing/noises really good sound.

the way this song is structured makes every line hit different for real

The ending melody reminds me of a distant ice cream truck I used to hear at night

The "please hold" and "I hate hoping" part gets me so much 😭😭😭

That song was the first I saw by Jack stauber and the one that made me fall in love with his songs I honestly love it

every time i hear "My line is getting cold" I swear i always hear "My life is getting cold" wich makes it more sad knowing the meaning

Artist: Jack Stauber Genre: Jack Stauber

This song is so good. It has a slight haunting feel, but nostalgic feel to it too. I like it! The backstory just adds to the song even more

2:19 THIS PART IS THE BEST PART AND ITS SO UNDERRATED.

no matter what the backstory is i love this song for every reason

It’s 2:00 am. I’m drinking Dr. Pepper, listening to this on repeat, trying to get myself to do my calculus homework that’s due in five hours, and fighting off a panic attack. Life be crazy!

This is like a theme song for a fever dream

This is so nostalgic for me, despite not being around for 5 years yet. But I’ve had so many memories with this song, and it’s just something so nostalgic for me.

MEANING: This happend in 2016 It was a suicide prevention hotline and they put her on hold for 20mins when they called her back she already killed herself and "hoarder of quaters" means she used to collect quaters and "someday i will go back outside and see your ok" means jack stauber (the artist) wants to go outside and see her collecting quaters again

Idk but it gives me chills like the song is warning us about something in a disturbing way- But ofc it doesn't change the fact that I like it

The ending part with the guitar tho! It’s could be a whole song within itself

0:55 why is nobody talking about this part???

this is what goes on in my brain every day of the week

The eerie ringing at the end is what gets me everytime

Lyrics of the hotline….. Baby Hotline, please hold me close to you Baby flatline, still time to do it too (ha-ha-ha!) Baby snack time, chow down to earth But in your head she's a Hoarder of quarters And no boundary boredom-dom Boundary boredom! I contend that your drinking eye has never opened I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay Hung up and put it on hold! (old) (Hotline!) My line is getting cold! (o-o-old) (Hotline!) Hung up and put it on hold! (o-o-old) (Hotline!) (Oh, uh, I'll try again though) Baby Hotline, please dial nine to get out! No flatline, what were you scared about? (Ha-ha-ha!) Baby sat by and felt the wind At least I called her a Hoarder of quarters And no boundary boredom-dom No boundary and boredom! I contend that your drinking eye has never opened I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay Hung up and put it on hold! (-Old) (Hotline!) My line is getting cold! (O-o-old) (Hotline!) Hung up and put it on hold! (O-o-old) (Hotline!) Numb, feel burning with haste And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste I feel numb, I've been burning with haste And I'm realizing now what a terrible waste I feel numb, I've been burning with haste And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste I feel numb, I've been burning with haste And I'm realizing now it's a terrible waste I feel numb What a waste What a waste What a waste Sunbathe 'til morning time And your e-eyes Will open wide (What a waste) Oh baby, nevermind And my si-ight Oh, run and hide I can say Oh, wrap it in with cinnamon (what about) I've been dead Oh, wrap the trouble now (ha ha!) I feel so good Ring won't bend (and you did it) Thinking bent, oh I won't stay more anymore, oh I don't even think about it Oh, you know I don't Oh, you know I don't Oh, you know I don't Oh, you know I don't I hate hoping, oh-oh-oh I hate hoping, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I hate hoping, oh I hate hoping, oh

0:21 the best moment ever in the music

I can't get over the guitar at the very end of the song. I'm not sure why but I really really like it

idk why but this song has such a vibe,like the 2020 lockdown vibe,i can't explain but this is just soo good,i could listen to this 24/7

Something about that chorus is everything that goes on in my head every day.

The way that the guitar (Likely the hold music) swiftly cuts off is just. So. Brutal.

This is great!.. my 12 year old introduced me to this yesterday. It’s a little reminiscent of talking heads and I love it. The lyrics have a deep meaning

I just keep replaying this song that's how good it is

This sounds like if Bill Wurtz and Tally Hall did a collab and i LOVE IT

3:07 this part is so 80's

Am I the only one who thinks his voice is really nice?

this is a certified hood classic

The meaning of this song goes a lot deeper and darker than people think

I have this song in loop till i get sick of it. Love it so much

The ringtone at the end gave me ligit chills

This song reminds me of every emotion I felt, in the exact order I felt them, when I struggled hard with spiraling mental health and when nobody helped. Jack Stauber is a true musical genius ❤

The song: a song about stuff. Me: *OBJECT FOOL*

It’s 2024 and I’m vibing still to this

Man… it really does hit hard at the end of the song, when the telephone just started ringing and no one answered..

As someone who’s been suffering from anxiety for ten years, this meaning behind this song absolutely startles me. I also suffer from depression and PTSD and I share seeing these disorders kill innocent people like this. I have therapy now and I hope to get my depression, PTSD, and my ten year suffering of anxiety taken care of

Rest in peace jacks girlfriend

4:11 this part just stomps every single artist known to man, absolutely crushes them. Nobody will even ever come close. So they should give up. Jack won, go home.

this song is beautiful listened to it with headphones and the experience becomes even more great thanks :)

I need a playlist of songs like this

Me before knowing:💅✨🤪😍😄🥳 Me after knowing:💅✨🥳😍🤪😃😀😚😝🤩💃🕺

Last year, I was trying to commit it, and I called as a last ditch effort to find a reason not to die. I was on hold for a while, and then when they did pick up, the person spoke maybe three words to me, and their voice was so uncaring. It didn't help me one bit. I survived because the walk to the bridge took three hours and I vented into my phone the whole time. By the time I got there, I got everything out, and no longer wanted to die. The suicide prevention hotline didn't do anything.

1:46 my fave part

it haves his own vibe i cant explain it

The phone ringing at the end is chilling af 😭

This is my favorite Jack Stauber song. No doubt.

I LOVE THIS SONG

that last part with the country style gives me chills every time

“What if we made anxiety and suicide a song- but wait, *LETS MAKE IT A JACK STAUBER SONG*

I don’t know why I love this music so much it is so familiar with the « hahaha » I was literally crying

this song has a disturbing backstory: this happened in 2016 a woman called a suicide hotline and was put on hold and when they checked on her again she had shot herself in the eye because “i contend that your drinking eye has never opened” the drink is the blood and the line “hoarder of quarters” means she liked picking up quarters off the street and “i wish i could go back outside and see her ok” means he could see her again picking up quarters. this is very sad and disturbing

This gives Talking Heads vibes. I love it!

00:22 best part

the song "Baby Hotline" by Jack Stauber. Like many pieces of art, the interpretation of its meaning can vary depending on the listener's perspective. However, here's one interpretation: The song seems to describe a tumultuous relationship, possibly with someone who struggles with addiction or mental health issues. The repeated phrases "Baby Hotline," "Baby Flatline," and "Baby SnackTime" could symbolize different states or moments in the relationship, ranging from moments of connection ("Baby Hotline") to moments of crisis or danger ("Baby Flatline"). Lines like "She's a hoarder of quarters" and "no boundary boredom" could suggest that the person being described is trapped in their own patterns or addictions, unable to break free. The lines about "drinking eye" and "Wishing that the pills let you cry" hint at substance abuse and the emotional pain underlying it. The narrator seems to express a mix of concern, frustration, and perhaps even resignation toward the situation. They acknowledge the seriousness of the issues ("somebody will die"), but also express a desire for things to improve ("someday I will go back outside and see her okay"). Overall, the song appears to grapple with themes of love, struggle, and hope in the face of difficult circumstances. The lyrics go (Baby Hotline, Please hold me close to you Baby Flatline, Still time to do it to (Ha-Ha-Ha) Baby SnackTime, chow down to earth but your head Shes a hoarder of quarters and no boundary boredom I contend that your drinking eye has never opened i insist somebody will die, and i hate hoping Wishing that the pills let you cry, and i hate coping someday i will go back outside and see her okay!) And you guys dont know what its about the girl he is singing about might be the girlfriend or some girl? You ask yourself one of them is right its the girlfriend She trys to kill her self and calls a line babyhotline but they keep her on hold and hang up because people are so rude and dont know manners Relationship Dynamics: The song portrays a complex relationship between the narrator and their partner. The use of phrases like "Please hold me close to you" suggests a longing for intimacy and connection. However, this desire is juxtaposed with darker elements such as addiction ("She's a hoarder of quarters") and emotional turmoil ("Wishing that the pills let you cry"). Communication and Crisis: The repeated references to a "Baby Hotline" and "Baby Flatline" could symbolize different modes of communication or emotional states within the relationship. The "Hotline" might represent attempts to reach out or connect, while the "Flatline" suggests moments of crisis or emotional numbness. Struggle and Desperation: Lines like "I insist somebody will die, and I hate hoping" and "Wishing that the pills let you cry, and I hate coping" convey a sense of desperation and resignation. The narrator seems to be grappling with the harsh realities of their partner's struggles, feeling powerless to change the situation. Hope and Resilience: Despite the challenges depicted in the song, there are glimmers of hope and resilience. The line "someday I will go back outside and see her okay" suggests a belief in the possibility of recovery and healing. Even in the midst of pain and uncertainty, the narrator holds onto the hope of a better future. Overall, "Baby Hotline" explores themes of love, struggle, and resilience in the context of a complex and troubled relationship. It invites listeners to reflect on the challenges of supporting someone through difficult times while also holding onto hope for better days ahead. Metaphorical Imagery: The song's lyrics are rich in metaphorical imagery that can be interpreted in various ways. For example, the line "She's a hoarder of quarters" might symbolize someone who collects or holds onto things, perhaps representing emotional baggage or unresolved issues. Similarly, "Baby SnackTime, chow down to earth but your head" could suggest a disconnect between physical and emotional needs, highlighting a struggle to find balance or satisfaction. Emotional Turmoil and Coping Mechanisms: The song delves into the emotional turmoil experienced by both the narrator and their partner. References to alcohol ("your drinking eye") and pills ("Wishing that the pills let you cry") suggest coping mechanisms used to deal with pain or distress. The narrator's frustration with these coping mechanisms and their inability to provide genuine relief is palpable throughout the song. Dependency and Boundaries: The repeated use of "Baby" in the song's phrases ("Baby Hotline," "Baby Flatline," etc.) could reflect a sense of dependency or infantilization within the relationship. This dynamic may be further emphasized by lines like "Please hold me close to you," highlighting a desire for comfort and security. However, there's also a recognition of the need for boundaries, as indicated by the line "no boundary boredom." The Journey to Healing: Despite the challenges depicted in the song, there's a sense of resilience and determination in the narrator's voice. The line "someday I will go back outside and see her okay" suggests a belief in the possibility of recovery and transformation. The journey toward healing is portrayed as a gradual process, requiring patience, perseverance, and perhaps outside support ("Baby Hotline"). Artistic Expression and Interpretation: Like many works of art, "Baby Hotline" invites multiple interpretations and can resonate with listeners in different ways. Its blend of catchy melodies and thought-provoking lyrics allows for personal reflection on themes of love, struggle, and hope. Each listener may find their own meaning in the song, based on their own experiences and perspective. In essence, "Baby Hotline" is a multifaceted exploration of human relationships, emotions, and coping mechanisms, offering layers of interpretation for those who engage with its lyrics and imagery. Social Commentary: The song might contain elements of social commentary, particularly regarding issues like addiction, mental health, and the struggle for connection in a digital age. The reference to a "Baby Hotline" could be seen as a commentary on the prevalence of technology and instant communication, juxtaposed with the deeper emotional needs of individuals. Isolation and Loneliness: Throughout the song, there's a sense of isolation and loneliness, both for the narrator and their partner. The line "someday I will go back outside" suggests a withdrawal from the world, perhaps due to the challenges they face within their relationship or personal struggles. This theme of isolation could also reflect broader societal issues of disconnection and alienation. Internal Conflict and Self-Reflection: The song's lyrics convey a sense of internal conflict and self-reflection, as the narrator grapples with their own emotions and the complexities of their relationship. Lines like "and I hate hoping" and "and I hate coping" reveal a struggle to reconcile conflicting feelings of hope and despair, as well as frustration with their own coping mechanisms. Symbolism and Allegory: The imagery and symbolism used throughout the song offer opportunities for allegorical interpretation. For example, the repeated references to a "Baby Hotline" could symbolize a lifeline or source of support, while the "hoarder of quarters" might represent someone who collects emotional baggage or experiences. These symbols add layers of meaning to the song's narrative, allowing for deeper exploration of its themes. Artistic Expression and Emotional Catharsis: Like many of Jack Stauber's songs, "Baby Hotline" serves as a form of artistic expression and emotional catharsis. Through its evocative lyrics and catchy melody, the song creates a space for listeners to connect with their own emotions and experiences, offering solace and validation in the midst of struggle. In essence, "Baby Hotline" is a rich and multifaceted piece of art that invites listeners to explore themes of connection, struggle, and resilience from various perspectives. Its nuanced lyrics and imagery encourage reflection and interpretation, allowing for personal insights and emotional resonance. Power Dynamics and Vulnerability: The dynamics of power and vulnerability within the relationship depicted in the song can be further analyzed. The repeated plea of "Please hold me close to you" juxtaposed with the imagery of addiction and emotional turmoil suggests a struggle for control and intimacy. The vulnerability of both parties is laid bare, highlighting the complexity of human connection. Escapism and Fantasy: The imagery of a "Baby Hotline" and "Baby Flatline" could be interpreted as forms of escapism or fantasy within the narrative. The idea of a hotline suggests a desire for immediate connection or resolution, while the flatline symbolizes a sense of finality or numbness. These fantasies may serve as coping mechanisms for dealing with the harsh realities of the relationship. (Hope this helped

1:51 BRO I ACTUALLY THOUGHT SOMEONE SAID THAT TO MY EAR-

the “wait let me try again” part is just such a. good placement

Someone: calls me Them: hello- Me: *b a b y h o t l i n e*

this is the best kind of music ever

Beethoven has been real quiet since this banger dropped 🔥🔥🔥

If I ever become a serial killer, this is going to be my song

I SWEAR THIS SONG IS MAKING ME GO INSANE IT FEELS LIKE A DREAM EVERYTIME I LISTEN TO THIS SONG

I honestly just adore how this song just sounds so nostalgic. I love it!

The story is about a woman who felt useless and depressed so she called the suicide hotline to help with her depression. They put her on hold for too long she couldn’t take it anymore so she shot herself and when they got back to her she was already dead..

Considering how this was i think the first result for baby hotline, you really deserve more likes and comments

Who would've known listening a suicide song would be one of my best music choices

This song makes me feel guilty. It's a weird feeling, for a song I accidentally stumbled across, I love it.. OMG I JUST REALISED IT HAD A RING AND THEN SAID TRY AGAIN AND THE BACKSTORY IS.. OMG

This song sounds very 80's pop-like and as someone who grew up listening to songs on GTA Vice City, I'm hear for it

May that woman rest in peace🙏🏼❤