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Jackass 3 The Blindside 

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@twitchsopamanxx
@twitchsopamanxx 7 лет назад
I love the fact that Johnny, ever since the beginning, always taunts the people that are supposed to attack him just so that they hit him harder.
@spiff2268
@spiff2268 4 года назад
The husband of one of our employees made me some hot ass salsa one time. So of course I had to say "Tell him to make me some salsa, not apple butter". He came back with death in a jar! I'm surprised it didn't melt the glass.
@davemustaki134
@davemustaki134 3 года назад
Yeah he is genius at that and after he gets smashed he always adds something like in jackass one he fights butterbean and gets knocked out and needs stitches but still manages to mumble how's butterbean? Lol
@nintendojesse
@nintendojesse 3 года назад
Like butter bean
@yungterv198
@yungterv198 3 года назад
A true performer
@garykim4984
@garykim4984 3 года назад
"Is butterbean okay?" Lmfao
@derekwillette447
@derekwillette447 5 лет назад
"Dont hit me with your purse this time" That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him
@jamesadair7116
@jamesadair7116 4 года назад
Those are fighting words
@turdhogan3641
@turdhogan3641 3 года назад
That was fucking awesome 🤘
@gabrielbotsford791
@gabrielbotsford791 3 года назад
Underrated comment
@gabrielaguilar1391
@gabrielaguilar1391 3 года назад
F'n A Cotton, F'n A!
@fortminor85
@fortminor85 3 года назад
@@pants6951 I know.
@alexmammoth2916
@alexmammoth2916 3 года назад
"Is Butterbean okay?" > "Did I catch it?" /both are fantastic oneliners.
@arnoldhernandez1910
@arnoldhernandez1910 3 года назад
Fr 😭😭
@bigrig4385
@bigrig4385 2 года назад
He said the Butterbean bit gave him vertigo for a long time after that, making that line all the funnier.
@Cafferssss
@Cafferssss 2 года назад
😂 is butterbean ok is one of the best lines ever
@masonclark6120
@masonclark6120 Год назад
"But its got a full tank of gas" Is up there with those.
@mrystalceth
@mrystalceth 8 месяцев назад
"Are you crying?" Is my favorite
@honeybadgerstudios21
@honeybadgerstudios21 3 года назад
I like how this wasn’t a stunt they just played football
@turkturkleton2671
@turkturkleton2671 3 года назад
Just to show how badly NFLers would break regular adult men
@PTS_Solairee
@PTS_Solairee 3 года назад
🐐
@jaya1000
@jaya1000 3 года назад
That's crazy enough
@1993Redemption
@1993Redemption 3 года назад
Playing football with your friends is one thing. Taking free shots from a pro bowl defensive lineman is another.
@jaya1000
@jaya1000 3 года назад
@Logan Titus that one was uncatchable. Brees under threw it on purpose.
@northernspade1727
@northernspade1727 7 лет назад
"Think Knoxville will catch the ball?" Bam: "No" Dunn: "Who gives a shit?" You left way too early Dunn.
@oN3xShOtxkilL
@oN3xShOtxkilL 7 лет назад
NorthernSpade this comment
@mlema1971
@mlema1971 5 лет назад
NorthernSpade Agreed!
@SeanDiesAtTheEnd
@SeanDiesAtTheEnd 3 года назад
Bro, I thought Dunn was Ryan Fitzpatrick, lmfao.
@jblvxk
@jblvxk 3 года назад
Dunn was one funny mofo
@BlinksAwakening
@BlinksAwakening 3 года назад
@@jblvxk He was legit my favorite of the gang, feel like he always got the best laughs from me
@youngjedi9199
@youngjedi9199 8 лет назад
"People don't realize that football is a game of physics, speed and velocity, equal that" -Dr. Allen PhD in Concussions
@technology5674
@technology5674 8 лет назад
You got that off the other comment, nice try trying to get likes but you wont get any dumbass
@youngjedi9199
@youngjedi9199 8 лет назад
Tech Nology No, I got it from the video, dumbass.
@danielplainview5451
@danielplainview5451 8 лет назад
+Tech Nology yeah what the fuck are you talking about, he says that in the video u punk
@IhasDag
@IhasDag 7 лет назад
i guess he had too much concussion to remember that velocity is just speed with direction. he should have just said mass.
@technology5674
@technology5674 7 лет назад
Yaya Bam hello, that comment was writen by me when I was a stupid little crap I am sorry for my language.
@razzle2112
@razzle2112 Год назад
"looks like you didn't block him preston"- Joe Burrow
@eagle1ra79
@eagle1ra79 5 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@zionfoster8219
@zionfoster8219 2 года назад
“Murder Knoxville’s face” gets me every time 😂😂
@TheFallofTheEleventh
@TheFallofTheEleventh 2 года назад
For me it’s the “catch the ball” while trembling with fear 😂
@UBRambo56
@UBRambo56 Год назад
1:18
@Lorrdd
@Lorrdd Год назад
@@TheFallofTheEleventh "I mean, 'Catch the Ball! 💪'"
@xenomorphbiologist-xx1214
@xenomorphbiologist-xx1214 6 дней назад
@@LorrddAnd who could forget “Hey Jared, don’t hit me with your purse this time”
@rudetc
@rudetc 7 лет назад
I swear to god. They should make bridges out of Johnny Knoxville's face as they'll never break.
@zampy8706
@zampy8706 7 лет назад
Plebchok no it's all the drugs he takes that's why
@NicoLaffey
@NicoLaffey 7 лет назад
Zampy he only drank during jackass
@josephchavez8968
@josephchavez8968 3 года назад
Jared Allen culinary Academy best player intro of all time
@sturrrdy
@sturrrdy 3 года назад
it’s those inbred bones
@MetalGack
@MetalGack 3 года назад
his right eye poped out lol
@joshuabragg5743
@joshuabragg5743 8 лет назад
Looks like u didn't block him Preston
@fuzzyballs8726
@fuzzyballs8726 6 лет назад
i was dieing at that part
@BreezyHorn
@BreezyHorn 6 лет назад
Yeah but he scored
@AWESOMENISH
@AWESOMENISH 5 лет назад
Joshua Bragg I wanted to see Preston vs Allen
@JonPITBZN
@JonPITBZN 3 года назад
The technique Preston used is called a Lookout Block, as in "look out, I didn't block him!"
@jackdull5699
@jackdull5699 3 года назад
Preston couldn't of blocked Jarred Allen even if he got jacked for this segment.
@ExcuseMeWhat
@ExcuseMeWhat 3 года назад
Thank you to our RU-vid algorithm overlord for gathering us all here once again, years later
@mezalong
@mezalong 3 года назад
Excuse me but I searched this.
@thechovanone
@thechovanone 3 года назад
This isn’t in recommended you idiot
@jonnyoliveira7
@jonnyoliveira7 3 года назад
Don’t spam your nonsense in every video I searched for this
@thuffy8187
@thuffy8187 3 года назад
YE YE
@Coolguy992
@Coolguy992 3 года назад
@@thechovanone Actually, this was in mine.
@14kevinnivek41
@14kevinnivek41 2 года назад
I don't think Sean William Scott gets enough credit in this scene. He doesn't have a single line in this scene, but his laugh and hand movement's are all he needs to add so much to this clip.
@aussie1461
@aussie1461 2 года назад
Stifler
@platinumboi88
@platinumboi88 2 года назад
Knoxville getting murdered makes you cringe in pain, Sean William Scott’s reaction is what cracks me up every time 😂.
@mr.awesome6011
@mr.awesome6011 Год назад
Right from the start he's basically playing Chester from "Dude, Where's My Car" again with the laughing and face
@hhaste
@hhaste Год назад
Country Mac
@NautiusMaximus
@NautiusMaximus Год назад
He does fuck all
@Riloman17
@Riloman17 7 лет назад
Best part was Preston picking up the fumble and running with it.
@marcingram5998
@marcingram5998 3 года назад
And he gave him a stiff arm
@fullysickshuffler666
@fullysickshuffler666 3 года назад
@@marcingram5998 looks like you didn’t bloke him Preston!
@BigKO89
@BigKO89 2 года назад
@@shanes.1724 what bro 😂😂 he definitely didn’t run the wrong way. Stick to keeping up with the kardashians and not football
@bedtimebro
@bedtimebro Месяц назад
I’ve watched this 100 times over the years and never noticed that. Hilarious
@djvk11
@djvk11 8 лет назад
Knoxville is a maniac
@WTFisTingispingis
@WTFisTingispingis 6 лет назад
djvk11 he is a fucking hero
@mierzhen
@mierzhen 6 лет назад
He's even better when he plays The Old Man, no one can recognize him either
@KM-zw9qb
@KM-zw9qb 6 лет назад
he's a tough bastard too
@noname-ib3fe
@noname-ib3fe 6 лет назад
He's defenitely the toughest one of them all.
@anthonyyjpv5844
@anthonyyjpv5844 6 лет назад
He doesn’t give a fuck 😂
@Wesleybaker2012
@Wesleybaker2012 2 года назад
This went pretty well for team Jackass. Preston recovers the fumble and takes it to the house, and then defensive pass interference
@Lorrdd
@Lorrdd Год назад
I'm sorry, but too easy... Preston can run?!
@darttoyou1398
@darttoyou1398 3 года назад
Sean feels guilty, like he's an accomplice to a crime.
@Cline3911
@Cline3911 3 года назад
"Pass interference. Defense, number 70. Ball will be placed at the spot of the foul. Knoxville's soul will not. First down."
@longlivetheempire1574
@longlivetheempire1574 3 года назад
@NOAH CAMPBELL you’re getting mad at a movie that isn’t real football
@seanmurphy4465
@seanmurphy4465 3 года назад
You don’t place the ball at the spot of the foul. You add on 15 yards. Pssssshhhh. Come on man!
@longlivetheempire1574
@longlivetheempire1574 3 года назад
@NOAH CAMPBELL it’s a dumb ass rule
@Ramboost007
@Ramboost007 3 года назад
@@seanmurphy4465 in college it's a 15-yard foul, in the NFL it's a spot foul
@DanielG1095
@DanielG1095 2 года назад
Not according to the refs between the rams and saints game a while back
@heyeveryoneimcool
@heyeveryoneimcool 8 лет назад
lol pass interference.
@jackbreh2788
@jackbreh2788 8 лет назад
+heyeveryoneimcool incidental contact.
@anthonybgroovy260
@anthonybgroovy260 6 лет назад
heyeveryoneimcool gtfo Rodger goodell
@Glen5669
@Glen5669 6 лет назад
I believe it was bang bang let them play
@scootscootriot1020
@scootscootriot1020 6 лет назад
Glen Cardoza yeah, the first bang was Jared Allen hitting him. The second bang was Knoxville hitting the ground.
@jck1794
@jck1794 6 лет назад
do you mean hit to a defenseless receiver? lol
@Kaiko408
@Kaiko408 2 года назад
"Looks like you didn't block him Preston!" , I dont even think he ever moved from his spot lol.
@BigMoney23223
@BigMoney23223 2 года назад
Knoxville is the greatest “Don’t hit me with your purse this time” Absolute savage
@PumpkinHoard
@PumpkinHoard 2 месяца назад
Mad bastard knows he'll get better footage if the guy REALLY hits him.
@donjohnson2003
@donjohnson2003 8 лет назад
1:34 "Hey Jared! Don't hit me with your purse this time!"
@dknighton100
@dknighton100 6 лет назад
Ty Robertson thems fightin words
@dknighton100
@dknighton100 6 лет назад
Charlie Kelly pretty hard it seems
@dknighton100
@dknighton100 6 лет назад
Charlie Kelly what ever helps you sleep at night
@KevinJohnson-rc8dw.
@KevinJohnson-rc8dw. 6 лет назад
Nice wristband, douche!
@PhilMante
@PhilMante 5 лет назад
I love wee-man's laugh right after, like he knew what was going to happen right after when Johnny said that.
@kimmy_g3448
@kimmy_g3448 8 лет назад
I dont care what u say....i will call him Stifler
@thomasmuller4399
@thomasmuller4399 8 лет назад
well he looks pretty fit in the newest american pie
@redskinsfan5832
@redskinsfan5832 7 лет назад
Kimmy _G you dtf
@WTFisTingispingis
@WTFisTingispingis 6 лет назад
Kimmy _G I was thinking the same fucking thing
@TheYankeesfan1993
@TheYankeesfan1993 6 лет назад
Bo Duke and Doug Glatt
@newfanboy4775
@newfanboy4775 6 лет назад
Kimmy _G country mac
@trxppyedits2155
@trxppyedits2155 3 года назад
This perfectly explains why steve-o calls him captain. He never half assed or cheated us the fans. He made sure to run full speed into danger, in this case a hall of fame Defensive End and he's always an amazing showman with his one-liners after he gets obliterated lol Thank you captain for destroying your body for our entertainment. Love always
@Phoenix8492
@Phoenix8492 11 месяцев назад
It’s one of the other reasons why the frontman of The Minutemen lets them use Corona: he’s never been a fan of Jackass, but he respects them for that the stunts are real and nothing is half-assed.
@PsyberKing48
@PsyberKing48 3 года назад
1:46 the most painful tackle I’ve ever seen
@jmentone
@jmentone 3 года назад
Jared fits in so perfectly here, he acts as if he’s one of the crew
@rileykontek1545
@rileykontek1545 5 лет назад
"Do you think Knoxville will catch the ball?" "Who gives a shit?!" Ryan Dunn was the low key funniest guy on the cast.
@shanes.1724
@shanes.1724 3 года назад
I asked the same thing when he died
@HOTD108_
@HOTD108_ 2 года назад
@@shanes.1724 You asked "Who gives a shit?" when he died? Go fuck yourself dude.
@GaryTurbo
@GaryTurbo 2 года назад
Best ever
@ANDWEROCK17
@ANDWEROCK17 2 года назад
Can’t choose between him and Dico’s funny ass.
@lordjimbo2
@lordjimbo2 2 года назад
Hey, we found the edgelord!
@cjsnyder1819
@cjsnyder1819 2 года назад
"Did I catch it?" He puts comedy over his own health 😆
@tylersorenson8655
@tylersorenson8655 3 года назад
"Speed and Velocity equals that" What a scholar!
@allkindz6792
@allkindz6792 3 года назад
Lol aren't they both the same? 🤣 like him saying "0+0=0"
@tylersorenson8655
@tylersorenson8655 3 года назад
@@allkindz6792 yeah they’re basically the same. Velocity is speed in a specific direction
@viperfanaccount688
@viperfanaccount688 3 года назад
@@tylersorenson8655 too many hits like Knoxville will do that to you
@PistonDriven
@PistonDriven 2 года назад
I'd rather get his drift than his tackle, tho
@chuckyd19
@chuckyd19 2 года назад
I think he meant force plus velocity equals johnny getting cte
@Osdrz
@Osdrz 8 лет назад
"Did I catch it" 😂😂💀💀
@tylerwedell3750
@tylerwedell3750 4 года назад
Almost
@CT49ersfan
@CT49ersfan 3 года назад
Reminded me of "Is Butterbean okay?"
@arnoldhernandez1910
@arnoldhernandez1910 3 года назад
@@CT49ersfan LMAO
@bamarine247
@bamarine247 10 лет назад
-What's your job? -MURDER! KNOXVILLE'S! FACE!!!!! -What's your job? -....catch the ball?
@harrygreb3457
@harrygreb3457 10 месяцев назад
“I guess you didn’t block him Preston” 😂😂
@jakeanderson9893
@jakeanderson9893 2 года назад
Allen saying "murder knoxville's face" gets me everytime.
@librarysuicides
@librarysuicides 8 лет назад
"Did I catch it?" He asks as he lies on the ground, moaning in pain and empty-handed
@connor9785
@connor9785 3 года назад
He still gets the yards for the illegal hit tho, so technically, better than a catch.
@thelonewolf7443
@thelonewolf7443 3 года назад
So I take it as a yes?
@arnoldhernandez1910
@arnoldhernandez1910 3 года назад
as he's seizing tf up 😭😭😭
@MossyRootz
@MossyRootz 3 года назад
@@connor9785 wouldn't have been an illegal hit back then. The rule wasn't made yet.
@viktorsjogren
@viktorsjogren 10 лет назад
1:55 that line right there is why Knoxville's a legend
@twiztid571
@twiztid571 4 года назад
while in excruciating pain
@andya2665
@andya2665 3 года назад
And why he will be a disabled senior citizen suffering from dementia.
@arnoldhernandez1910
@arnoldhernandez1910 3 года назад
As he's seizing tf up 😭🤣🤣
@elijahjakobsen7898
@elijahjakobsen7898 3 года назад
@@arnoldhernandez1910 yeah, you keep saying that
@arnoldhernandez1910
@arnoldhernandez1910 3 года назад
@@elijahjakobsen7898 where?
@brokencreed8779
@brokencreed8779 2 года назад
I love that Jared did his signature sack celebration lol! I’m pretty sure he got fined every time he did it and he did it a lot lmao
@robmichael8136
@robmichael8136 2 года назад
The first couple years he played for the vikings he was a freak of nature. In his prime Jared Allen was a monster.
@NomnomJawsnomnom
@NomnomJawsnomnom 3 года назад
"Who gives a shit?" Gotta love Dunn's pragmatism.
@sapphire962
@sapphire962 9 лет назад
most hardcore dudes on the planet, taking hits so hard that other people feel their pain. Then they just get up and laugh it off. All in a days work I guess! Crazy, loveable motherfuckers
@jackoghost
@jackoghost 9 лет назад
salamango81 yes they have padding cause most tackles happen at shoulder torso area, as video demonstrates, and rugby is more at the waist area, cannot really compare to each other only that both still fucking hurt, when you get hit
@Devosimms
@Devosimms 9 лет назад
salamango81 Um, Rugby is a lot less about hitting, its more about wrapping someone, Football padding does not protect you from a 325 pound man hitting you at full speed.
@childsoIdier
@childsoIdier 8 лет назад
+salamango81 lol it's against the rules in rugby to have your feet leave the ground while tackling, and you can't spear tackle. that's child's play compared to football hits
@austincutty4548
@austincutty4548 8 лет назад
+salamango81 fuck off
@danielplainview5451
@danielplainview5451 8 лет назад
+BaconMan agreed. Though Jared Allen weighs like 250, a football player at 325 at full speed....not much speed at all in the way you're putting it. I get it though
@charlesgorman4919
@charlesgorman4919 6 лет назад
1:19 LOL!!! The tone of Knoxville's voice when he answered the question was priceless because he knew he was going to get murdered by Jared Allen.
@WEBBER_
@WEBBER_ 2 года назад
Weeman as the center and snapping the ball is hilariously underated.
@Silvahhhhhhhhhh
@Silvahhhhhhhhhh 2 года назад
"You do realize football's a game of physics." "Speed and velocity, equals that." So that's what they call teaching with examples
@fast03vette4me
@fast03vette4me 3 года назад
Thus showing why Left Tackle is imperative and pays big bucks. Ironically you can thank a certain "LT" for that.
@SharksSJ408
@SharksSJ408 3 года назад
The 5 starting O linemen should be the highest paid players on the team. The game is all about who wins the trenches.
@Hater20X
@Hater20X 3 года назад
@@SharksSJ408 well the blind side tackle ( Ethier right or left depending on the QB but usually the Left tackle) is the 3rd highest paid position. Followed by defensive linemen. Teams usually like to blitz from the blind side of the qb so the tackle usually has the most blitz to pick up.
@Thechad201
@Thechad201 3 года назад
Whoa...I think you just gave me a mind bomb.
@RMBII91
@RMBII91 3 года назад
@@SharksSJ408 I see what you're saying, but it's all about finding the balance. Pay your talent but draft prospective players to fill your needs. Not everyone can be the highest paid. If you're only paying your O Lineman top dollar your team will suffer in other crucial areas. Say for example you had only All-Pro O-Lineman and D-lineman and they were 80% of your cap. The rest of that 20% is going to the other ~30 players on your team, and that's thin money to spread around. I do agree though, the game is won in the trenches.
@kingoutback
@kingoutback 3 года назад
the one who fought Bam Bam at wrestlemania?
@hagenabe7314
@hagenabe7314 6 лет назад
flips a midget "I don't know, just got lost in the moment"
@ddawsonwilsondawg7967
@ddawsonwilsondawg7967 2 года назад
0:57 who knew Shaggy was part of the crew!? 🤣
@nwheeler96
@nwheeler96 3 года назад
"Football is a game of physics. Speed and velocity equals that" I mean, he tried.
@arnoldhernandez1910
@arnoldhernandez1910 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tylerstraub3764
@tylerstraub3764 3 года назад
I guess that's why he's a football player and not a physicist
@PantonePapi
@PantonePapi 3 года назад
Mass plus weight equals heavy
@skylined5534
@skylined5534 3 года назад
I mean, he's not totally wrong. Velocity is speed with a direction.
@biggestcharliefan
@biggestcharliefan 2 года назад
Crazy right, almost as if it was a joke
@cryback37
@cryback37 7 лет назад
I love it when Johnny first says 'Hello" and Wee-Man hits his helmet and Seann William Scott bursts out laughing
@sofakingonmynuts1438
@sofakingonmynuts1438 2 года назад
It seems like Johnny got booked a few time before they got the take, or Johnny is just that on point around these people.
@shitoryu8
@shitoryu8 8 лет назад
Pretty much volunteering to get hit by a car. Awesome.
@salvadordeleon273
@salvadordeleon273 5 лет назад
He’s actually done THAT too
@Jrock420blam
@Jrock420blam 3 года назад
@@salvadordeleon273 he complained less about getting hit by the car lol
@iiCamaxtli
@iiCamaxtli 3 года назад
I just love the randomness of Stiffler being there.
@YurrWhat
@YurrWhat 2 года назад
He was in that lame dukes of hazards movie with Johnny lmao just like the retarded guys from the ringer being in the second movie
@MAINYGAMERS
@MAINYGAMERS 3 года назад
R.I.P. Ryan Dunn. Gone but never forgotten❤
@flightofthebumblebee9529
@flightofthebumblebee9529 2 года назад
Hi I'm Ryan Dunn welcome to Jackass this is DRUNK DRIVER.
@jamiedavidson3811
@jamiedavidson3811 Год назад
It should of been you
@QU141.
@QU141. 2 месяца назад
@@jamiedavidson3811what? ☠️
@dr00andrew
@dr00andrew 10 лет назад
Lol you were supposed to block him preston
@puremercury
@puremercury 3 года назад
Blown assignment by Lacy. Better get him some solo time with Stoutland next week.
@hermanmartinez7533
@hermanmartinez7533 10 лет назад
1:15 Makes me laugh every time.
@lillaney01
@lillaney01 3 года назад
Man as a Vikings fan I sure do miss Jared Allen
@Pichu-zm9qk
@Pichu-zm9qk 3 года назад
Same he was great
@seakc87
@seakc87 3 года назад
As a Chiefs fan, right there with ya
@allkindz6792
@allkindz6792 3 года назад
Speed and velocity equals that. Lol 🤣
@brokencreed8779
@brokencreed8779 2 года назад
He will be inducted into the Vikings Ring of Honor
@jlim9411
@jlim9411 3 года назад
I remember they did an experiment a while back on who could hit harder. A SWAT officer with a battering ram, or Ray Lewis with his gear on. They attached sensors to a reinforced door and according to the sensors, Ray Lewis’s tackle generated more force than a trained SWAT officer swinging a metal battering ram at it (side note: he got a short running start and body-slammed the door to simulate a tackle, he didn’t just stand there and punch it). They concluded that the only reason why guys don’t die from hits like this in the NFL is because 1.) regulation pads in the NFL reduce the impact by a notable percentage, and 2.) the human rib cage is able to flex to a certain degree so that it doesn’t shatter like peanut brittle every time you get hit in the chest. And for those of you who say hits like this don’t happen in real football, look up compilations for the hardest hits in the NFL and and you’ll probably change your mind.
@nubreed13
@nubreed13 2 года назад
To be fair quite a few of them get severe head injuries over time. It doesn't kill them immediately but it does wear players down a lot over time
@Delightfully_Bitchy
@Delightfully_Bitchy 2 года назад
There's a video out there of the world's strongest man punching a middleweight boxer so hard that he tore his esophagus. They had to cancel his match days later.
@ACarter87
@ACarter87 2 года назад
@@nubreed13 wear players down??? It makes them mentally Ill and damn near everyone that had severe damage killed themselves… And they were so aware that it was from that damage that they shoot them selves in the chest so they can study their brains
@cosine9971
@cosine9971 6 лет назад
“Speed and velocity equals that” AKHHKHKHKHHTUALLY
@henryrojo37
@henryrojo37 3 года назад
Cmon ppl I know I wasn't the only one getting baked with my bros watching Jackass into the late hours of the night. Ahhhhh the golden years!! 😉👍
@mitchnorton9095
@mitchnorton9095 3 года назад
No matter how many times I watch I still LMAO 😂😂😂😂
@storytimewithunclebill1998
@storytimewithunclebill1998 2 года назад
Johnny took some good shot and had me rolling. Got a new subscriber. Was fun to watch. Great video
@WillCall_TRD
@WillCall_TRD 6 лет назад
One of my favorite skits they ever did to date!
@kingkeefj9525
@kingkeefj9525 6 лет назад
both of those hits were ruthless.. Knoxville is a legend
@NickCager
@NickCager 3 года назад
OMG... I played ten years of football and Johnny Knoxville just took more damage in two hits than I did in all ten of my years. He was lucky he wasn't seriously injured or killed... those hits were vicious!
@jackflack504
@jackflack504 2 года назад
Second hit was def illegal. He did t even have the ball
@dr.dankytp8683
@dr.dankytp8683 2 года назад
@@jackflack504 You mean illegal in terms of the game?, or the actual law.
@ajeroneski7338
@ajeroneski7338 Год назад
Even tho he got smashed..it does help that he actually knows he’s coming. But if he doesn’t know that safety is there…💀
@dutch9357
@dutch9357 Год назад
@@jackflack504 to quote the great Ryan Dunn, “who gives a shit?”
@victorymansions
@victorymansions Год назад
That first sack Knoxville took looked so close to being a neck breaker
@Blackbeard0531
@Blackbeard0531 6 месяцев назад
Knoxville very easily could have just used his fame after the tv show or first movie and just watched the other guys get mangled. But he always took his beatings with his signature laugh. A true legend.
@williamlackey123
@williamlackey123 3 года назад
Wee-man got the slowest snap ever 😂😂😂
@tommyt1971
@tommyt1971 8 лет назад
You KNOW that the dude was NOT using full force in the first hit on Knox.
@dariancanada3108
@dariancanada3108 7 лет назад
tommyt1971 probably didn't want to hurt his spinal cord
@tommyt1971
@tommyt1971 7 лет назад
Darian Canada Indeed! Amongst other body parts as well, I'm sure.
@scootscootriot1020
@scootscootriot1020 6 лет назад
The second one was definitely full force though.
@manuel1654088
@manuel1654088 4 года назад
tommyt1971 Hell no Jared Allen was a monster in the NFL who got a 136 sacks if he wanted to he could’ve put Knoxville in The ICU.
@seponsacoolya
@seponsacoolya 10 месяцев назад
For this to pop back up now is wild
@redman3583
@redman3583 3 года назад
1 of these guys is eleigable for the Hall of Fame this year.
@MadDogg4021
@MadDogg4021 3 года назад
Preston Lacy first ballot hall of famer for sure!
@nsme6942
@nsme6942 3 года назад
Weeman!
@nationrocker
@nationrocker 6 лет назад
"whats your job?" "murder knoxville's face!!!...." LOOOOOOOL XD hahaha
@tr4nsg0th1ca
@tr4nsg0th1ca 3 года назад
"What's your job?" "O_o" catch the ball..."
@PoisonousPen
@PoisonousPen 4 года назад
“Don’t hit me with your purse this time!” *laughter* “Nice wrist bands douche!” *silence* 💥slam💥
@cmd2973
@cmd2973 2 года назад
I love how Preston picks the fumble up as if it’s a real game lmao
@AryanLyncher
@AryanLyncher Месяц назад
We should all at least take 1 moment to recognize & appreciate Johnny Knocksville's insane durability & resilience to countless catastrophic collisions over the years. Taking a hit is as much an artform as dealing 1 ever was.
@MLoPeZ23805
@MLoPeZ23805 6 лет назад
Knocksville is always down ..."dont hit me with your purse this time." Hahaha
@Polpiv4tifish
@Polpiv4tifish 6 лет назад
Seann William Scott was hilarious in this skit
@HamsterOnStrike
@HamsterOnStrike 2 года назад
Obviously they filmed for more than 2 and a half minutes. I'm sure a lot was contributed but didn't make the cut
@Locadel2003
@Locadel2003 2 года назад
Especially at 1:01
@blattejuniora
@blattejuniora 2 года назад
"Looks like you didn't block him Preston "😂😂😂
@ramgoli5036
@ramgoli5036 9 лет назад
" looks like you didn't block Preston" lmao
@Katdancing
@Katdancing Год назад
“Don’t hit me with your purse this time” Causes extreme pain in the moment but will go down in history as Knoxville having giant balls
@cb9603
@cb9603 3 года назад
You can tell Sean William Scott just wanted to come along for the laughs haha epic
@donaldanderson6408
@donaldanderson6408 3 года назад
Football is brutal and that was just Jared Allen messing around
@cristiano3939
@cristiano3939 2 года назад
Preston picking up the ball and running is hilarious 😂
@Sunprism
@Sunprism 5 лет назад
About once a year I get totally hooked on Jackass clips....It's 2019 ya'll
@SovietMOB
@SovietMOB 2 года назад
Greatest DE All-Time !!!! 69 Vikings Hall of Fame !!! 2009-10 was my favorite season along with 1998 as a Vikings fan…
@mplslawnguy3389
@mplslawnguy3389 3 года назад
These guys are the only ones allowed to do this stuff. Nobody will pick up another show like it. That’s why this show just gets better as it gets older.
@blakesking6615
@blakesking6615 3 года назад
Facts
@borris3768
@borris3768 Год назад
Lmfao anyone can do this shit. They're not exclusive lmfao
@mplslawnguy3389
@mplslawnguy3389 Год назад
@@borris3768 Yeah anyone can do it, they just won't get a TV show to do it on. Jackass broke the mold, and nowadays it's just too big a liability to promote this stuff. They pretty much own this type of thing.
@GHOSTOFDIO
@GHOSTOFDIO 8 месяцев назад
The Dudesons was pretty good. I just think the Euro style of humor didn't mesh well with the upcoming American Ridiculousness
@ReggyRy
@ReggyRy 7 лет назад
Why is Sean William Scott here? Hahahaha
@Vaxtris
@Vaxtris 4 года назад
Ryan Dixon they were in The Dukes of Hazzard together, that’s the only link I can come up with.
@RyTrapp0
@RyTrapp0 4 года назад
For fuck's sake, guys - MTV, Jackass, 'American Pie', etc., that might as well have been its own sub-culture in the 2000s
@vinyl6668
@vinyl6668 3 года назад
Why not?
@matttveita705
@matttveita705 3 года назад
He and Jared are from Minnesota... ( well Jared played in Minnesota for years.)
@PApro
@PApro 3 года назад
To hold knoxvilles soap in the shower after if he got hurt to bad to hold it himself
@GenuineRedneck
@GenuineRedneck 3 года назад
Jared Allen is one of my all time favorite football players.
@sofian8839
@sofian8839 3 года назад
I miss those guys so much 😭
@PROWAFFLE
@PROWAFFLE 8 месяцев назад
Jared allen the legend still a gem at the end of 2023
@arthurtats
@arthurtats Год назад
2:02, can we give credit to the quarterback, he made a perfect throw 😂
@HypeMaster1473
@HypeMaster1473 6 лет назад
Football is basically all about physics, Speed + Velocity = Knoxville getting Rammed! Physics - It hurts that much!
@mikebordewick9003
@mikebordewick9003 3 года назад
Loved this! 🤣🤣
@KevinMartinez-tt7ft
@KevinMartinez-tt7ft 4 месяца назад
Two legend of the movie the dukes of hazard johnny knoxville and sean william scott 😢 uff epic
@DesertDweller1776
@DesertDweller1776 Год назад
Time stamped this for myself, feel free to click 0:15
@TheScribe1.0
@TheScribe1.0 Год назад
Thank you for that.
@eyecomehonorface
@eyecomehonorface 6 лет назад
Favorite part “you think hes going to catch the ball?” Dunn says who gives a shit lmao
@robber233
@robber233 2 года назад
that crunch though.
@jdschrunk4900
@jdschrunk4900 3 года назад
Whether you like him or not you have to give him props for taking a hit like that
@icefrost6169
@icefrost6169 2 года назад
2:03 his soul just left his body and said "FUCK IT" 🤣🤣🤣
@Twofirmfeet1024
@Twofirmfeet1024 3 года назад
LMAO 0:27 is a whole mood
@MTKBNR
@MTKBNR 2 года назад
"speed and velocity equals that" As a theoretical physics major I died from the lack of physics used in that sentence
@matthewcockburn9850
@matthewcockburn9850 2 года назад
That dirt and grass in Knoxville's helmet is PERFECTION
@PochoNews
@PochoNews 2 года назад
Dude? That was gnarly
@deanomontano9820
@deanomontano9820 8 лет назад
1:46 Damn!
@teddiebrabham4479
@teddiebrabham4479 2 года назад
Jared Allen was such a GREAT TALENT and awesome guy! Hope all is well!
@thekentuckyrifleman
@thekentuckyrifleman 2 года назад
I've shared some beers with Johnny, he's really cool dude. I've met a few celebrities but he's the coolest by far
@minemaster2392
@minemaster2392 4 года назад
1:14 “murder Knoxville’s face” XD
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