Jake's Poem - Segments - 03 

Greensis

Greensis

Ooh I like that. Like a segment where you gather all the ideas that would be too short to have their own segment

How bout a segment in segmania where you do a bunch of segments about segments???

You know, this next idea on your top ten list of podcast ideas is kind of a cop out so you don't have to think of one.

Wht’s tht?

And maybe like one if someone does a bad job, like a very turdy type of job. Maybe they can call it a turdy? IDK just riffing.

wow you all are super creative, nobody has ever suggested or done this before, you seem so original

​​@@bobsonnythat's a turdy

How quickly people forget those miserable fucking cover songs that we had to endure every week

@@nickfcarterat least it wasn’t the same song I already don’t like and worst case if it was bad they could riff off of it

And Logan Paul is in one of the segments

Where're you going?

Schizo moment

seconded!

That's a great idea, like certain tasks are a dollar, some are 5 and so on

Nobody prefers it. Amir just said that "not a majority" thing because he loves making up shit to support his side of an argument

This entire podcast is a better version of Geoff's failed podcast xD

Pleas of suffering from me unto you, begging that you admit this comment was ironic, and not the most asinine statement I’ve read today. My good folk, what is your point? “I’ve never eaten mango, but it can’t be like that good right?”, what do you even mean?

@@SirArthurTheGreat 9/10 means it's up there as one of the greatest films in the history of cinema. We're talking near-perfect masterpieces. I've seen other action comedies from the '90s and haven't seen one reach those heights. Even if we consider just action films from the '90s Terminator 2 is considered a high watermark. If T2 is 9 it's unlikely True Lies is. If I'd had similar fruits to mango before and thought they were good but not amazing, and also the general consensus was so, I can also assume the mango isn't likely to be up there with the greatest fruit ever (hypothetically speaking). So my assumption was based on previous experience of films of that irk, and indeed personal bias. It's all subjective at the end of the day - I'm not saying it's a bad film it could well be a 7 or even 8 but I just doubt it reaches a 9. Simply my opinion, I'm glad Amir likes it :) I guess I'll have to watch it and find out now ;)

taupe

they deserve so much more

@@skillmyster666 don't worry, i've been cooking up a theme song for the last decade and it's nearly ready! oh wait

What’s good for the goose is gone for the summer

good catch, though Amir's elision could be interpreted as just "where you going", or "where're you going"